If you become Yuan Zhisheng's fake girlfriend

"I'm so happy!" I laughed, "Then the one behind is the senior from last time."

"Where is Madam flattering you!" Crow opened his mouth sternly, "I'm just the young master's retainer, retainer, retainer!"

My Holy Mother laughed: "I didn't expect people from the underworld to be quite interesting besides childish people."

"That's right! We are all good citizens who abide by the law!" Crow smiled heartily.

Me: This is the first time I saw someone as shameless as me.

"Well, it's a pleasure to meet you." I smiled, Yuan Zhisheng started to drive, I asked "nervously": "Am I going to meet everyone's parents today? It's too hasty, there is no preparation at all, no makeup, no Will you disrespect everyone?"

"This is just a family banquet, I will accompany you tomorrow, you can go wherever you want." Yuan Zhisheng seemed to be comforted.

"Okay! Then go to Ise Shrine!"

I sneered in my heart, and after a while, I took out my phone:

The plan changed, Herzog invited me to dinner, changed the appointment, Ise Shrine.

TO: Yuman

I smile.

Tachibana Masamune smiled.

Erika's face is paralyzed.

Yuan Zhisheng facial paralysis.

The current situation is that I am sitting in front of the top floor of Genji Heavy Industries. Tachibana Masamune and Minamoto Erika are on the lower left. The crow is on the lower right. Outside the Yaksha gate is Sakura. By the way, is it necessary for Sakura to stand outside the gate.....

"Chu Sang." Tachibana Masamune said.

"Yes." I immediately returned to my senses and smiled, laughing, I'll laugh at you to death, let's see who is better at acting!

Tachibana Masamune looked serious: "Chu Sang, how much do you know about children."

Brother-in-law-sister-in-law has a hole in his head....

"Zhisheng is a kind and good man with a very honest heart. I know he is a member of the underworld, and I know his blood, but I still love him." I am very affectionate.

Tachibana Masamune was about to say something when my cell phone rang, I took it out, and it was Ruri Kazama who returned.

Well then, Ise Shrine, I'll be there.

I twitched my lips, deleted the records, and used a snake to invalidate the SMS interception system of Sheqi Bajia.

"This is..." Tachibana Masamune asked.

"Oh, it's a text message from a classmate." I smiled shyly and put the phone back.

In fact, I have always been a creature with a low IQ, so Tachibana Masamune asked those questions with deep meaning that he thought I would understand, and I didn’t understand any of them. She is a good girl who is affectionate and not of high bloodline but simple and homely.....

Haha, I don't understand, I don't believe you dare to speak out in front of Yuan Zhisheng and Erika!

Then I was released under Tachibana Masamune's helpless and close attitude. Of course, as a competent elder, he certainly did not object to the matter between me and Yuan Zhisheng, but I thought it was right not to object in person, but I still have to do it when I go back. Beware of accidental death cases that may happen at any time... I don't expect Yuan Zhisheng to rehabilitate me.

Sakura didn't make a statement, didn't say a word, but I still feel guilty, what a girl, just like this, watching my sweetheart give me a part-time job with a breasts not as big as my face, not as good-looking as my legs, not as strong as my own Sister and girlfriend... Alas, a tragedy in the world...

I smoked.

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The next day, Ise Shrine.

Yuan Zhisheng and I walked in front of the shrine together, devoutly...waiting for Kazama Ruri.

My face is distorted, and the main reason is this.

Two in the morning.

The phone rings.

I answered the phone with a black face: "Which one is dead!!"

"Chu Sang."

"Oh, Kazama Ruri-sama, do you have any orders~"

Maybe it was because of my tone that changed too quickly, Yuan Zhinv said after a while: "I'm going to see my brother tomorrow, because I haven't seen you for a long time, I don't know if my brother thinks that kind of clothes are suitable for boys..."

Me: ... so you quarreled with me in the middle of the night and asked me to be a fashion consultant!Why don't you die! !

I twisted my voice and said, "Then why don't you just wear the clothes you wore when you died, how familiar you are, bye bye."

boast.

I hung up the phone and went back to sleep.

So I am very distorted now, silently hoping that Ruri Kazama will not really get nervous and wear that dress.

Yuan Zhisheng turned to look at me, sighed silently, and said, "You know, you broke all my fantasies about my girlfriend."

I said dryly: "Yeah, Yamato Nadeko is virtuous, virtuous, less-spoken, noble in blood, rich in talents, and I didn't take any of them. I really disappointed you and wronged you. Want me to kick you, dissatisfied guy."

"No." Yuan Zhisheng silently turned his head back.

"Tell me, if I hadn't met you, would everything have been as written, and I would die and never see Zhinv." Yuan Zhisheng asked suddenly.

I smiled dryly: "I'm really sorry, I'm not interested in hearing your sadness for the time being, what do you think I'm here for? I'm here, that kind of thing won't happen, let go of your heart, and, you wear this suit Are you ready for a funeral, my lord?"

Yuan Zhisheng looked at his clothes silently: "I usually wear it like this."

I rolled my eyes: "Have you figured out the situation? Master, you are seeing your brother, not on a mission. Do you mean that you are going to give your brother a funeral if you dress like this? Oh, I'm so scared."

Yes, Yuan Zhisheng was wearing a black-wind-clothes.

"It's not a big problem." Yuan Zhisheng frowned uncertainly.

"Yeah, it's really not a big problem." I had already complained about the pair of brothers, and I smiled bitterly: "Don't you think that when you reunited with your brother, wearing the clothes you wore when you killed him would make you want to die? ?”

Yuan Zhisheng seemed to have just realized it, and his face turned pale.

Continue to complain.

"Chu Sang." A gentle voice that theoretically belonged to Yuan Zhisheng sounded from behind. I took a deep breath and pulled the stiff Yuan Zhisheng back.

"Oh, baby girl..... I'm so disgusted that you really wear this dress!" I was shocked and cried without tears and silently covered my face.

Damn, as expected of brothers, all idiots are together!

Yuan Zhisheng's face also seemed to have overturned the palette, colorful.

What a coincidence.

I twitched my eyes.

The two brothers (sha) and younger brother (bi) were dressed in the same clothes as when they were killed and when they were killed.

The important thing is not this, but...

Childish big brother!You were wearing a priestess costume when you were killed, sir!Miko costume!

The Yuanzhi girl on the opposite side smiled so softly and delicately, it made my stomach hurt even more.

I'm sorry for you, the mother of Minamoto girl Minamoto Rika from heaven...how come they are all crooked like this...