If you become Yuan Zhisheng's fake girlfriend

A researcher came to me with a notebook in his hand, and greeted me like a girl in Huaichun: "Hi, my name is Marton Fox, and I will ask you some questions next, I hope... I hope you can be honest answer."

"Say."

"age."

Me: ..... "about 20 billion years old"

"21 years old?" The researcher looked up in surprise.

"Two billion years old."

The researcher recorded it with an expression of "I just knew it".

"Family, ah no, family members and names."

I looked up at the sky: "Ah, there is a younger brother named Vedfernier."

"The falcon on the World Tree." The headmaster frowned.

"Your dragon name." The researcher did not dismiss the principal.

"Yuktrasil—according to human translation." The headmaster continued to frown: "World tree?"

The researcher continued to ignore the principal, and said frantically, "How many speech spirits can you master? How many generations are you?"

let me think...

Ah no, I can’t just say it straight, if I say it straight, I’m not playing in Kassel anymore, it’s a complete battle of wits with a group of guys in Kassel, it’s a waste of brains and a waste of character, no, Consuming dragon products.

I said calmly, "Three, the second generation."

"Which three?" the researcher excited.

"Forget it, I have to work it out to find out, I slept too long." I told the truth.

"Fox, wait a minute." The principal interrupted the researchers' frenzy and looked at me: "Your dragon name is Uktrasir?"

"Ah, there is a problem."

"As far as I know, that's the name of the World Tree."

"Oh, that's unlucky."

The headmaster became serious: "Chu Yanqin, I hope you tell the truth, what is your relationship with the Black King? The name Uktrasil cannot be a second generation."

The principal is no longer in the old hooligan mode, but now seems to have changed to the dragon slaying mode.

This is not a good sign.

"Oh." My face was expressionless: "I only remembered my younger brother, but now I don't remember who the black king is. You know, I get a little dizzy after sleeping for a long time." I laughed.

The headmaster looked suspiciously at me—of course he was basically imperceptible—give me a look, and I smiled without any pressure.

It's time for brutal research.

I was expressionless: "Wouldn't it be bad for so many of you to watch and study me as a weak woman?"

The researchers in pure white isolation suits looked at each other and shook their heads in unison.

I:......

As a subject of research, of course I didn't have enough protection measures. They let me into the research room inhumanely.

The first is to cut the hair - eh, so normal.

And then the nails - aren't you guys cleaning me?

Then there's the skin scrapings—seriously you guys are so legit I thought there would be an autopsy.

Then came the x-rays - so boring, did you have any entertainment?

A researcher pulls out a copy of the latest comic book published by Marvel.

Research isn't fun at all, just watching these guys come and go and take something from me and take an X-ray every now and then.

so boring.

The old man in Angers didn't know what to do, it is estimated that the principal is always busy.

Because it was too boring, when they were doing research on my blood—Sajia slipped out.

It's not that hard to sneak out or anything, as long as you let them ignore you.

What am I going out to play?

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"Moses, Moses, Yuan Zhisheng?" I called with my mobile phone.

"..." There was a moment of silence, and then came Yuan Zhisheng's voice: "They allow you to use the mobile phone?"

"Not allowed." I said honestly, and then added, "I borrowed Caesar's."

"Will he lend it to you?" Yuan Zhisheng was very suspicious.

"I don't know." I said honestly, "I took it while he was taking off his clothes, and then I locked him in the empty classroom."

There was a silence on the other side, and after a while, Yuan Zhisheng said speechlessly: "Chu Yanqin, in Kassel, can't you restrain yourself a bit? The Gattuso family can't do anything wrong."

"It's okay." I said seriously. "I locked Fingal in too."

"...Is it the Fingal I understand?"

"Yes, it's the silver-haired dog." I said seriously.

"They can come out anytime."

"No." I said seriously, "I got them into the Nibelungen."

"... Is there anything else you haven't told me?"

"Actually, I think Fingel and Caesar are a good match."

"...I probably understand. How are you doing in Kassel?"

"Fortunately, except for the sauerkraut pork knuckle, the sauerkraut is a bit sour."

"You'd better let others go, it's too nonsense."

"Why." I calmly said, "I won't get pregnant."

"Oh yes, I can make them pregnant!"

"No."

"Oh....."

"..."

In fact, I am right now outside the classroom where Caesar and Fingal are shut, but there is no sound in the classroom.

Of course, they are all in different dimensions.

It's also a coincidence that just after taking Caesar's mobile phone, Caesar and Finger appeared nearby at the same time...

Call me matchmaker of the century!

I happily set the opening time of that classroom space to the next morning, and then happily took a walk with the phone.

"What happened to the crow and Yasha?" I asked.

"Very well, they thought you were in Kassel as a hostage to control the Snaki Bajia, and kept clamoring to rescue you."

"Yo, did you agree?"

"How come, I think you are in a good mood if you don't blow up Kassel. You didn't even blink your eyes when you bombed that Gulfstream plane."

"How come~ You misunderstood me, but I hesitated for a full [-] seconds."

"What did you use up that [-] seconds?"

"Calculating whether the wreckage will fly to me."

"......"

"That's right." I said happily, "Does dad know about you and your brother? Did he beat you to death?"

"He doesn't know yet." Yuan Zhisheng said helplessly: "Zhinu wanted to tell him, but I still can't do it after thinking about it. Let's talk about it after a while."

"Well, I will collect your body when the time comes." I said solemnly.