Major General, are you missing a hero? [interstellar]

On the fourth day, Phils, who was full of food and drink to various extents, finally reappeared in front of the worms, full of traces of love that could not be concealed, which made the worms in the starship show envy. : The three-day battle between the major general and the hero is fierce, even through the thick hatch, it still makes the worm feel blushing and heartbeat, and his hands and feet are soft.Looking at the satisfied appearance of the major general being nourished by the male insects, the females on the starship who have no male masters can't help but look at the few royal males who have no masters. It seems that this royal family The masculinity of the male insects is really not comparable to that of the male insects raised and raised in the empire.

Reis doesn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional this time. The males sent to participate in the exploration of the inheritance space are all single worms of ten thousand years. Wishful thinking for a bug problem.For so many years, the royal worms have always been married to the females of the Bei family, but there is always no new blood injected, which may not be a good thing for the ancient royal blood, so Lace also very much hopes to see new blood. His blood merged into the blood of the royal family.

It's a pity that these royal males, I don't know if it's because they have stayed in the time and space nodes for a long time, but they didn't respond to the enthusiastic pursuit of the females.Later, Lu Xiao couldn't stand it any longer, so he approached Lei Lun and mentioned it tactfully, and the royal males suddenly realized that these females were recommending themselves as pillows.

In fact, the males of the royal family are not opposed to marrying female monarchs and maids, but the education that the males of the royal family have received since childhood made them unable to accept loveless sex, so they would rather be short than abuse. This problem has been dragged on until today. solve.The females on this starship are not bad in terms of quality, and they can barely pass the royal family. Therefore, when the royal males understood what the females meant, they really succeeded before reaching the Emperor Star. A couple, this made Lu Xiao very happy.

It's a pity that although Lei Lun is willing to act as a helper for his relatives, he still doesn't care about his life's major events, which makes Dagu, who fell in love with Lei Lun at first sight, very anxious.The secrets of chasing males that Phils taught him seemed useless to Lei Lun, so on this day, Dagu had no choice but to go to Lu Xiao with a blushing face, asking how to get Lei Lun off, ah, no It's after you get it.

In Dagu's view, Lu Xiao is not only a male bug, but also a bug that has a good relationship with Lei Lun. There is a saying in human beings, knowing yourself and the enemy, you can win a hundred battles.The tricks of his own brother have been proved to be ineffective after practice, and they are suspected of being a war on paper. Therefore, Dagu feels that it is time to change his strategy, otherwise, if the starship arrives at the Emperor Star, if Lei Lun directly returns to the node of time and space, wouldn't he cry It's too late.

When Lu Xiao first heard Dagu's intention, if he hadn't been concerned about his brother-in-law's thin skin, he almost laughed out loud on the spot.In fact, Dagu and Lei Lun, at the beginning, Lu Xiao was quite optimistic about them, but Lei Lun was just a wooden pile. Seeing it all the way to the present, Lu Xiao felt that these two might be deliberate and ruthless. , Dagu was so sincere that he was about to be thrown into the water.

However, Dagu's sincere confession made Lu Xiao look at him differently. He couldn't see that Dagu was actually a rare infatuation under the environment of abnormal marriage and love in the empire.Don't mention his own brother-in-law's identity, just for the sake of his sincerity, he must help this favor.

It's just that, when it comes to love experience, Lu Xiao really has very little.When he was on Earth, Lu Xiao was full of tactical training, only to become stronger every day, and he really didn't care much about the relationship between men and women.Of course, Lu Xiao naturally did not miss the must-see movies for adolescents.So, seriously, it seems that Lu Xiao's so-called experience comes from pornographic films, which are special products of the earth?Cough cough, this big truth, naturally cannot tell Dagu directly.

Facing Dagu's thirsty little eyes, Lu Xiao pondered for a long time, and then he slapped his thigh, and gave Dagu a good idea that made Dagu stunned, or should it be said to be a bad idea?

Having sex after drinking, cooking cooked rice with raw rice, why does this idea sound so unreliable? !

Although Dagu didn't say what was in his heart, but with his straight eyes, even those who are as slow as the road, can easily read his inner activities.At that moment, Lu Xiao coughed a few times in embarrassment and said, "Ahem, Dagu, what do you mean, do you think I'm joking? Let me tell you, Dagu, I think we are our own worms." For the sake of this, I told you this excellent method, and I would be lazy to say it if it was another bug."

"Dagu, you don't know, don't look at my uncle's usual appearance of being very willing to accept new things, in fact, his thinking is still very traditional and old-fashioned. It's basically impossible for you to expect him to enlighten himself, so you have to take strong medicine."

"Don't believe it, look, you should have tried what Phils taught you, isn't it useless?"

At first, Dagu really didn't believe that Lu Xiao's bad idea would work, but after listening to Lu Xiao's analysis, Dagu felt that Lu Xiao's words seemed to be reasonable, so he nodded and said: "Yes. Yes, so, brother, before, it was really my method that was wrong?"

"Of course, to deal with a male like my uncle, you have to take an unusual path to win by surprise. Moreover, once you have a physical relationship with uncle, I guarantee that uncle will marry you obediently. Maybe , at the beginning, he just married you for the sake of being responsible, but there is a good saying, you get the moon first if you are close to the water. Heart, sooner or later it will be yours."

"Another one, as far as I know, although this is not a mandatory family rule of my Lei family, the males of the Lei family generally stay with the female monarch until they grow old, and few males accept female servants. Therefore, Da Gu, your vision is very good."

With Lu Xiao's face-to-face instruction, Dagu rekindled his fighting spirit, and for the female insects, being able to dedicate their beloved male insects was the greatest happiness.Just do what you say, Lu Xiao didn't expect that Dagu's movements would be so fast, and he did it that night.

It's just that neither Lu Xiao nor Dagu expected that Lei Lun is a master who never gets drunk.Poor Dagu Xiongjiu proudly took the spirits to sacrifice himself, but the male worm became more sober after drinking, but Dagu himself passed out first, and finally asked Lei Lun to help Dagu sober up.The next day, after Dagu sobered up, he felt that he would never have the courage to face Lei Lun again. Last night he was really a loser!

Just when Dagu hugged the small quilt and secretly felt sad, on the other side, Lu Xiao was trapped on the bed by Lei Lun early in the morning, and was carrying out ideological education.It turned out that the drunk Dagu actually confessed to Lu Xiao, so how could Lei Lun let Lu Xiao go?

I'm so brave, I even dare to interfere in the love life and bed affairs of the elders, is this still the shy little male worm when I first arrived at the node of time and space?

Although Lu Xiao complained about Dagu's dishonesty, but now is obviously not the time to settle accounts with the culprit, and he still needs to appease Lei Lun's anger first.

It can be said that Phils was completely implicated by Lu Xiao. After listening to the reprimand obediently for most of the day with Lu Xiao, he realized what good things his hero had done, and he couldn't help being funny and angry.The male lord is really whimsical, but if this kind of thing were changed to a male, maybe what happened last night might have happened, but it was a pity that he met such a different male as Lei Lun, and the result fell short.

Although Phils also felt that Lu Xiao's idea for Dagu was really not a good idea, but in Phils' view, the process is not important in many cases, but the result is important.Unfortunately, this time, Dagu failed to achieve his wish.

Lu Xiao believed that he was indeed wrong about what happened last night, so he had a very good attitude of admitting his mistakes.And Lei Lun was not a very eloquent worm in the first place, and Lu Xiao had a good behavior. Seeing that Lu Xiao really admitted his mistake, he angrily emphasized that he did not violate the rules. He was about to end the morning lecture, but he didn't want Lu Xiao to see Lei Lun's anger seemed to subside, and he came over without fear of death.

"Hey, that uncle, you see there are no other bugs here now, don't you mind telling me what you think of Dagu?"

Although Lu Xiao doesn't have much practical experience in love, his intuition has always been very accurate. After listening to this for a long time, Lu Xiao suddenly found that Lei Lun didn't seem to have much criticism for Dagu's behavior of throwing himself in the arms last night. , but criticized his instigating behavior, then can he think that Lei Lun actually doesn't dislike Dagu, and even Mimi likes him so much?

Lei Lun obviously didn't expect Lu Xiao to ask this question suddenly. Although he tried his best to remain calm, it's a pity that he couldn't restrain the red tips of his ears and still betrayed his true inner thoughts.

"What do you think or not? Dagu is a good boy. In short, you are not allowed to indoctrinate him with those things. Do you hear me?"

"Yes, I understand!"

Lu Xiao responded with a smile, and at the same time looked at Lei Lun who could almost rush out of the door, hehe, so it turns out that Lei Lun is not interested in Dagu but is afraid that he will be suspected of being an old cow eating young grass?In this way, there is still a great chance that Dagu's wishes will come true!

Phils had already gone into the bathroom to wash up when Lu Xiao was not afraid of death and asked Lei Lun what he thought of Dagu, so he naturally missed the scene where Lei Lun showed his true feelings afterwards.As a result, when Phils meticulously buttoned the first button of his military uniform and walked out of the bathroom in a heroic spirit, he saw the smiling face of his hero, uh, wretched, and Phils couldn't help but ask with black lines. Said: "Master, what are you laughing at?"

Fiers felt that his heroic master, who is wise and mighty, really wasn't suitable for that kind of smile, his eyes were too hot, and he had to get the heroic master back to normal as soon as possible, so he took the initiative to ask questions.

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I ate hairy crabs today, the crab roe is delicious~

谢谢读者“睛空万里”,灌溉营养液+52017-10-2320:23:44