The Years I Was Slapped in the Face [Quick Transmigration]

Three cubes of sugar were thrown into the coffee, and the spoon with the bear pattern was stirring the sugar inside the coffee cup, occasionally making some crisp sounds of collision.

In the summer afternoon, the weather is sweltering and hot, and there is only one small window in the small room. Because of its size, it cannot relieve the heat for the people in the house, and the people in the house cannot feel the wind. The moment of comfort that comes when you come in.In this room, he didn't feel the existence of wind. If the sound outside the window and the sand in the window proved that there was wind today, he would have thought that there was no wind blowing today.It's really hard to stay here. Being in this room is like being in a steamer, making people sweaty and breathless, and it seems that they may be steamed at any time.

In such an environment, I don't know how the person behind him can drink hot coffee with a calm face without sweating?

He stared ahead, and spoke when the opponent stopped stirring.

"Is there a movie in your world called Yori's Dream?"

Jiang Yue looked at him lazily while holding a coffee cup. He leaned against the window and carefully observed the small weeds between the rocks. He liked the green plants full of vitality under the sun.

Jiang Yue didn't answer his question, wondering if there is something you don't know yet?He didn't answer him, and didn't even want to talk to him.

Jiang Yue didn't answer him, so he continued talking to himself, "I still remember that movie was about a well-planned scam, right? The hostess is very kind. He set up one scam after another for her, and designed countless expressions of love from lies. His patience and affection moved the hostess, and finally paralyzed the hostess, making her trust him very much. , loves him deeply. The hostess regards him as the only one in her world, as long as he says, everything is right. She is blinded by love, and while believing in him, she also rejects any rebuttal voices, annoyed Words of dissuasion."

"She loves him very much. In front of what she thought was love, she gave up her career and waited for her husband to come back at home every day. She was willing to be an ordinary woman. And her husband who cared for her so much, after she completely trusted him He began to change slowly. And his change, the heroine looked in her eyes, which made her more and more uneasy. She was afraid of losing him, so she tried every means to hold on to him. One day, the hero began to stay out at night , that was the first time he didn't come back home on time, and the hostess couldn't accept this situation. When he didn't come back the first night, she called him and asked him why you didn't come back. He said he was working overtime; When she didn’t come back for two nights, she asked him, he said that the mother at home was sick but refused her to visit; he came back on the third night, and the woman died on the fourth night.” "The voice was drawn out, "Do you remember that after watching this movie, you all said that this movie is—"

"Confidence crisis." Jiang Yue took another cube of sugar and put it into the coffee cup, "She is like a fool, blinded by the illusion deliberately created by others, unable to see the real situation, only by the man's sweet talk, I was moved by the man's love, imprisoned in a comfortable life, and the illusion created by the man, and finally died with the love I never had." When he said this, he pointed out the reason why the other party proposed this movie very keenly, " What do you want to say? Telling me this story is to tell me that I have fallen into the trap of trust now? Am I standing in the position of being deceived now?" Jiang Yue sneered: "Do you think you Will I believe what I said? Even if you want me to believe you, at least you have to tell me the reason and reason."

Hearing what Jiang Yue said, he stretched out his hand and touched the grass in front of him, squinting his eyes in the sun, "You think too much, I didn't want to tell you anything, I just happened to watch that movie, so I thought Discuss the plot with you. And today I am here, the only thing I want to tell you is - eat less sugar, you have gained 7 catties now." He turned his head and glanced at Jiang Yue, "Please take care of yourself You have a B number, can you promise me your abs?"

"..."

He ignored Jiang Yue's eyes, raised his head and said casually: "In order to have capital when undressing in front of Miss Sister, I ask you to treat this body well, and don't ruin the results of my years of exercise. A perfect body has always been very demanding and strict, I hope you can cooperate with this, thank you!"

Jiang Yue, who was disgusted again, didn't know how to face him for a while, where should he throw his shoes?

Seeing Jiang Yue's face expressionless, he joked, "Don't look at me with accusing eyes, like I'm too much for you. Okay! If you don't want to keep one of the capital for the little sister, for the little sister Brother is also fine. Whether you are a man or a woman, you always need a motivation to manage yourself. As for the direction of your motivation, I don’t care. After all, I am very open, and boys are not exclusive. You can play whatever you want , I agree."

"You agree?——Why do I need your consent?" Jiang Yue sneered: "If you want to stir/ji, stir/ji yourself, don't talk about your bed problems and requirements in my ear, and I don't care about what you care about." Although he said so, he put down the coffee cup in his hand, and realized his weight problem for the first time after losing sight.

"You seem to dislike messing with men? But aren't you also messing with Ai Xier now?" He walked over and patted Jiang Yue's shoulder, "Don't stare at me like that, what are you frowning for? Want to say I'm talking nonsense?" He gently scratched Jiang Yue's nose with his hand, "Then you have misunderstood, what I said is the truth, I have never told you a lie, if you If you don’t believe me, try it yourself and you’ll know that what I’m saying is true. As a man, you should know very well that breasts can be faked, but there are certain places that cannot be faked.”

He made a suggestive gesture, which looked a bit obscene.

Jiang Yue patted his hand away, "Do you think I'll believe you when you say that? I'll do it honestly?"

He shook his hand, took out a white handkerchief and wiped the spot where Jiang Yue hit, "You will, no matter how many times you say to yourself in your heart, I'm an illusion, the reason is not clear, and what you say is unrealistic Every time I tell you something, you choose to believe me and do what I say." He threw away the handkerchief, "Maybe it's because you still remember something in your subconscious, so you said it to me You have a certain degree of belief in things, so you choose to obey." He said to himself: "I guess, this time is no exception, you still believe my voice, even if there is no proof, the things you say make you feel It's ridiculous, and you'll believe me."

trust you?

Believe me!

Good woman, what nonsense are you talking about!

Jiang Yue said unhappily: "Your existence makes me feel like I'm suffering from persecution paranoia. I really want to see a doctor now. I may trust doctors more than you."

He smiled indifferently, "So, are you planning not to believe me this time?"

Jiang Yue answered him quickly, "Of course."

"Are you sure?" he asked.

Jiang Yue said, "I'm sure."

Jiang Yue answered him firmly, mocking himself who was a fantasist in his heart, and mocking the other party who was talking nonsense.

This unrealistic thought was like a joke about his terminal illness.

Maybe, he really should see a doctor.

But having such an idea also shows that he has completely admitted that he is sick.

This kind of acknowledgment is uncomfortable, but no matter how uncomfortable it is, he doesn't trust what the other party says.

What men and women are simply ridiculous!He sneered, with disdain for the other party's statement, Wang Zhi snorted contemptuously, and three hours later, he resolutely put his hand on the other party's body when Ai Xier came back from inspection.placed in a very important regional position.

--Um.

--flat.

Ai Xier stood face to face with him in the room, both of them were expressionless, Jiang Yue took her hand before, the fingers held in the palm were cold, but not big, with long nails, a You can tell it's a woman's palm by touching it.

Jiang Yue licked his dry lips uneasily, and his hand was pressing on the soft/soft part of the other person's lower/body, there was no touch there, and the flatness made him panic.He thought he was probably really crazy, why would he do this in front of Aishier, who had obvious female features?You must know that this move can be said to be very unfriendly, what would Ai Xier think of himself, wouldn't he be beaten into eight petals?

I don't know if it was to prevent him from moving around, and Ai Xier's hand also held down his hand afterwards, and the two of them were deadlocked and maintained awkward movements. The scene looked very... unsightly.

Jiang Yue swears to God, he definitely didn't mean to be sexually harassing.But the other party probably wouldn't understand that he wasn't just a male flea.Anyone would misunderstand such an action!

How to do?

This is very embarrassing.

Aisher was silent for a moment, and she asked him, "What are you doing?"

Jiang Yue thought, based on the current situation, he must explain it well, otherwise it will be very embarrassing to be in the same room in the future.Although I don't know how to quibble and explain, but the initial motive must be clearly expressed, first tell her that he didn't want to harass her!

He made up his mind, but when he got nervous, he didn't know what was going on in his head. He obviously wanted to say that I didn't mean to disturb you, but the more he was afraid that others would misunderstand, the more nervous he became. The more nervous he was, the more he would make mistakes. After a long time, he said something: "I want to disturb you with sexual fleas."

"..."

"..."

As soon as the words came out, both of them fell silent.

After Jiang Yue finished speaking, his body shook, and the villain in his heart began to pluck his hair crazily, shouting while pulling: No——! !Let who eat it? ? !Are you stupid!Are you stupid!You don’t know the meaning of the difference between two words, don’t you?

What nonsense is this! !

The face of being slapped to death and shouting wrong is completely gone!

Jiang Yue wanted to slap himself.

No matter what he thinks in his heart now, Ai Xier asked him after hearing him say this: "Are you implying that you want to sleep with me?"

Jiang Yue: "It's not that I don't have one."

"Then why did you touch/me?"

"I touched/wrong place."

"Can you /touch/wrong this kind of place at will?"

Jiang Yue said without blushing, "I did touch it wrong, but just now I heard from the radio that there have been a lot of attacks on BETA women recently, so I don't worry about you, I just want to touch it casually, and then see your reaction."

Ai Xier said lightly: "You want to see my reaction? Will you take off your clothes or not?"

Jiang Yue said: "No, I want to see how you will react when you encounter such a thing. According to a normal girl," Jiang Yue said: "Your reaction is too calm now, we can't do the kind of things that are treated like this. People who take advantage of others and still swallow their anger, you can't choose to give in for the eyes and fear of the people around you, that's wrong." He patted the other person's shoulder and said earnestly: "You are also a strong and muscular woman, how come Does the blood in the bones disappear here? Doesn’t there be any reaction when encountering such a thing?”

"Hey, Ai Xier, you have to remember, no matter I am the one who takes advantage of you, you have to fight back when you are eaten / tofu, so that I can rest assured when you go out alone in the future." Jiang Yue started solemnly Nonsense, trying to cover up all the actions just now.

Aisher snorted and asked him, "Then how do you think I should react? What about normal girls?"

Jiang Yue held his hand and waved it, making a slap motion to teach the other party: "This is the normal reaction of being taken advantage of."

"Oh, so?"

"So your attitude is not good, you have to remember, whoever dares to touch you like this, you will beat back severely."

Ai Xier suddenly got a little impatient, she put on the sleeves she had taken off, buttoned them up, and said dissatisfiedly, "Why do you ask for so much?"

Jiang Yue: "..."

Jiang Yue: "I'm just teaching you how to be on guard. If someone touches you like this, you have to fight back!"

Ashil didn't speak.

Jiang Yue didn't know what to do and thought he had diverted the topic and made the other party go in. He kept waving his hands for the sake of authenticity, "Do you remember?" He said seriously, "You have to do as I say."

"beat?"

"Yes!" Jiang Yue nodded, and as soon as he finished speaking, he felt a gust of wind blowing towards him from the left——

"Snapped!"

"Clap!"

Three crisp applause sounded in the room.

"..."

"...you really fight..."

Ai Xier hummed, and she said in surprise, "Didn't you let me do it?"

Jiang Yue covered his face and moved his lips. After much deliberation, this result was all begged by himself, so he swallowed the sentence in his mouth, are you stupid?

Ashier said, "I did as you said."

"so?"

She reminded me tactfully, "Although I don't like beating people, I still obediently did what you said."

Jiang Yue put on a dull face. From the tone of the other party's I was right and I was obedient, he could tell that she was asking for praise, and he couldn't bear it.

Why, I was beaten, do I still have to praise you for your beautiful beating?

This year, is there anything more cruel than this?

Jiang Yue took a step back, holding his face in one hand, and waved the other hand reluctantly, but after waving his hand, he heard a sigh from the other party.

"Are you lying to me just now? Did you say so much just to cover up the action of touching/me before? And you touching/Is it implying something? Do you want to..."

Jiang Yue interrupted her: "It's not that I don't have one."

There was unconcealable disappointment in Ai Xier's tone: "So you are this kind of..."

"Beautiful fight!" Jiang Yue stepped forward and gave her the praise she wanted before she could tell who she was.He held her hand and shook it, and he gave in and said against his will: "You did a great job!"