The Years I Was Slapped in the Face [Quick Transmigration]

Ah Chang, who is not very smart, got into a fight with Fugui again.

He said to Fugui with a sad face: "You just rely on you being a dog. If you bite me, I will definitely not bite back, so you have been jumping around recklessly, right?"

Fugui bared his teeth at him, and the palm-sized paparazzi wanted to growl at [-] meters with his childish voice.

Ah Chang rolled his eyes, thinking that he was really a dog.This little thing sees its master bullying him, and dares to bully him afterwards, regardless of its size.

What a thing.Depressed in his heart, he threw a small stone at Fugui, but it angered Fugui instead. The puppy rushed to his side, bit his trouser leg and would not let go.

"Aren't you a dog? Are you a white-eyed wolf? Forget those two pieces of meat yesterday?" He nodded at the puppy's head, and shouted at the man who came out of the house: "This dog is so annoying, can we I can't stop raising it!"

"It's okay not to support you." The way the man was leaning against the door to do nothing made A Chang's hands itch.

"It's impossible not to have a dog." He called out to Fugui, and the fierce dog just now changed his expression when he heard him call it, and rushed directly to Fugui's feet wagging his tail without concealing its flattering attitude.

Bai Zirong rubbed the puppy's neck with the toe of his shoe, and said, "You have to remember the order of our family." He stretched out his fingers and gestured, "It's me, Fugui, and you. It's possible without you, and we can't do without Fugui." .”

"It's too much for you to talk like that!" A Chang slapped the table and pointed at him: "I'm a human being, and richness and honor should not be ranked in front of me in terms of cuteness. The order should be that I come down to be rich and honored. What do you think?" Dogs are more pleasing to the eye than me, and they value a lot more?"

"If you are rich, you can take care of your house, act like a baby, and eat less." Bai Zirong glanced at him, "What about you? Someone came into the house, and you sat and watched the other party steal our only pot at that time, and you didn't even bother to cry." Call me out, it's not even as good as being rich. Being lazy and stupid is not as good as being rich will please me, I will eat more, and I will be picky about the bad food. Think about it carefully, how can you compare to being rich?"

As soon as he said this, Ah Chang found out that this was really the case.He counted with his fingers, trying to find his own strengths and win a round in front of Bai Zirong.But he searched for a long time but couldn't find his own advantage, and at this moment he was shocked to realize that he might really be inferior to a dog...

He faltered for a long time, frustrated that he couldn't rearrange the family rankings.

Bai Zirong waited for a long time but did not wait for his next sentence. He raised his eyebrows and said to Ah Chang, "Come in for dinner." After speaking, he turned and went back to the house.

A Chang trotted all the way to the door, looked at the simple thatched house before entering and sighed, "Can we change to a bigger house?"

Without looking back, Bai Zirong said, "We'll just live together, it's useless if it's too big."

"Who said that?" Jiang Yue ran over, "Every night there is a group of black people here, crowded and standing in a row, wishing to pile up together! Especially the one named Li Sheng, he always despises We don't live well, and I often whisper in my ear that you are not good."

Bai Zirong was used to the nonsense that the other party uttered every now and then, and he only thought that he was abnormally affected by the effect of the medicine.He set his chopsticks and asked him: "So, are you angry because he said I'm not good, or do you dislike the small place here?"

Facing the other's handsome face, Ah Chang rolled his eyes up and thought about it.If he just disliked the bad living here, the man in front of him would definitely not give him a good face, and would scold him for not being satisfied.If the person who lied and said angry was the other person being said, although the meaning of sycophantic flattery is more obvious, most men would just snort coldly and not be too angry.

Ah Chang thought for a while, his mind sometimes turned slowly, so slow that he needed to pause for a long time before he could think or react to something.

Bai Zirong stood opposite him, without urging him, and let him think slowly in front of him.He picked up his job, and A Chang thought about the question at this moment, and asked him: "Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"

"I don't like to listen to lies, even if they are flattering and beautiful words, they are meaningless. Starting from a lie, the happiness I get is also false, and the satisfaction I get is not what the other party really wants to give, but it will make me feel like It’s a joke, it’s the stupidest thing to be complacent because of the other party’s hypocrisy.” Bai Zirong seemed to have thought of something, and he lowered his eyes to signify, as if he was preaching to Ah Chang, or telling another person through Ah Chang listen.

"I told you not to lie." He raised his head and looked at Ah Chang, like a parent teaching a child.

Ah Chang snorted, and said obediently and honestly: "That's because the place is small and broken, and there is still air leakage when sleeping at night." He added: "And he said that you and I are not angry at all, and I will still talk to you." He talked about you together, and applauded when he was happy."

Bai Zirong nodded, the emotion on his face was the same as before, he chuckled lightly at Ah Chang's honesty, as if he didn't care, but the movements of his hands obeyed his heart honestly, expressing dissatisfaction. happy mood.

He raised his hand and threw Jiang Yue's bowl to the ground. Seeing that there was food, Fu Gui leaned over carefully. When he saw the other party approaching, he didn't stop, took two chopsticks meat for Fu Gui and threw it into the rice.

Ah Chang: "..."

Didn't you tell me to listen to the truth?

Don't you want to be deceived?

A Chang stared at him, pointed at him and said, "That's mine."

Bai Zirong took a mouthful of rice and said without raising his head, "Not anymore."

Ah Chang bit his lip and said unwillingly: "I want to eat..."

"There's no point in applauding while eating." Bai Zirong put down his chopsticks and greeted him, "Isn't it fun to applaud? —— Then applaud me now, and don't stop until I finish eating."

"...You still need others to applaud in front of you when you eat?" A Chang was surprised by his perverted request. "Do you think your meal is so moving and enjoyable? Do you still need to chopsticks while cheering?"

"I don't need you to applaud, and I don't need you to cheer. I'm telling you to go out and applaud." Bai Zirong threw another piece of meat to Fugui, and the vengeful man said cautiously, "After all, I'm a broken and small place. It shouldn't be very comfortable standing in the house."

Ah Chang "..."

Ah Chang squatted in the yard, he stared at a pair of dead fish eyes and swollen his hands for a long time, feeling aggrieved that this development was completely different from what Bai Zirong said just now.

Did Bai Zirong lie to him, or did Bai Zirong lie to him?

He was squatting and thinking about this problem when the married man next door came back.

Mr. Na Lang returned home today, and the noise attracted A Chang's full attention.A Chang tilted his head and saw five or six people in the village going to ask for two candies, so he followed them and wanted to ask for two candies as well.

The married man is a man with a rough face and a strong body. He is obviously the type who is so fierce that a child will cry when he sees it, but he prefers pink clothes.When he returned home, he was wearing pink clothes, with a green coarse cloth around his waist, and he looked as exciting as he wanted.

Ah Chang squinted his eyes and stared at him in a daze for a long time, and finally restrained his desire to say goodbye. Those who could not resist the temptation of candies also went to ask for cheap candies to eat like several neighbors nearby.

Ah Chang leaned over, just in time to hear the unintentional remarks of those few who praised the men's clothes and how well dressed they were.He listened for a while, and when the man saw him coming, he waved to him and asked him, "Is it good for me to wear this?"

Ah Chang pursed his lips, thinking about Bai Zirong's teaching, he was troubled in his heart.Although he is a bit confused and sometimes slow to respond, he also knows some principles of life before he becomes confused.He came here to beg for sweets, so he wanted to say something nice, but Zirong said again, it's not good to lie...

He hesitated and cleared his throat, but finally decided to listen to Bai Zirong's truth.

"You look like Jiu Kui in East Street in this dress." He was afraid that the other party would not understand the effect he was showing, so he gave an example, "I want to see it, but after reading it, I want to throw up and laugh."

The man's wife happened to come out of the room. The man held the candy, his face turned blue and white, and the neighbors beside him covered their mouths and let out low laughter, which made the man unable to get off the stage.

A Chang couldn't understand the current situation, and he didn't feel the awkward atmosphere. He still said bluntly: "You should stop wearing it! It hurts people's eyes, and they will definitely be ridiculed behind their backs, saying that you are not You're so stupid, you still drag people to ask questions."

He seriously gave advice to the other party, then chased the man who had put down face in front of his wife around, and then returned home with his forehead covered.When he returned, Bai Zirong was lying on the wooden bed, crossing his legs and looking at the fruit trees outside the window.Ah Chang felt that he had been deceived miserably, so he was angry and refused to go over. He sat on the threshold and yelled at Bai Zirong, "You told me it's not good to cheat!"

"Yeah." Bai Zirong didn't turn his head, and hummed perfunctorily.

"But, after I told the truth, I found out that it's better to lie!" He snorted through his nose, and it was rare for him to refute the other party clearly.

"If you lie, you are deceiving. No one wants to be deceived. But I find that sometimes the truth is not as easy to be accepted as a lie."

"I don't want to lie to the other party, but some things are not suitable to say on certain occasions, and some truths are not suitable to be told to everyone. If you say something against your will, you may get two pieces of candy in front of strangers, but the truth can only be exchanged. Do not accept and fist." He frowned and thought about what to say for a while, "Should people still look at what people say on what occasion? Should some truths be said according to circumstances and occasions? ——But... …If you tell a lie that suits the atmosphere on one occasion, is it a good side or a bad deception.”

He snapped his fingers, "It's so contradictory. I think what you said makes sense, and it's wrong to lie, but I also think what you said is not quite right..."

Bai Zirong was silent for a moment, "So, what do you want to express? It is tactful to say that certain lies must exist under certain circumstances. Is there a balance between truth and lies?"

"No." Ah Chang cupped his face, "I just wanted to say that I was beaten after telling the truth."

Hearing what he said, Bai Zirong immediately sat up and looked at him, "Who beat you?"

"The man next door got married and came back. I listened to you and told the truth in front of everyone, but he chased me away from home for two streets."

Bai Zirong frowned, "Then why don't you run home?"

"The gentleman next door can hold two of you, I'm afraid he will beat you again if he runs home." He patted the ashes on his trousers, "It's okay to hit me, I'll hit you twice if I'm thick-skinned I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I can't hit you."

"...Why not." Bai Zirong got off the bed, walked in front of him and raised his face.

"It just doesn't work." Ah Chang didn't say the reason, but just emphasized it repeatedly.

Bai Zirong pulled Ah Chang up and brought him to the table. He took out a small bottle from his pocket, poured out some milky white ointment, and gently rubbed it on the other's forehead.

"But I want to hear why."

Ah Chang put on a bitter face in embarrassment, "Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"

Bai Zirong said, "The truth."

Ah Chang glanced at him, and moved his butt away.

"Sister Gu Chang said that she wants to introduce you to a woman on the East Street. That woman is a rich man, and the introduction fee she gave is enough for me to buy the yard next door. If the husband next door doesn't have long eyes and hits you in the face... ...I guess this money is going to disappear... Awwhhh—! It hurts!" Ah Chang waved away Bai Zirong's hand, covering his red forehead that was held down by others, and the man who had learned a lesson was full of remorse Say, "I'll never tell the truth again, I swear."

Bai Zirong snorted coldly, took his hand away and stared at his head and asked him, "What did you say about him? So angry that he beat you?"

A Chang learned it once, and Bai Zirong didn't sympathize with him being beaten at all after hearing it, but just nodded, "You are not wronged by being beaten, and you really didn't say that." He straightened up and pulled A Chang wiped his hands on his sleeve. "It's your fault for talking like that and making people feel uncomfortable."

"But..." After he finished speaking, he changed the subject, let go of his sleeves, and a sinister sneer appeared on his face. "Whether you are right or not, he will bear it, and no matter whether you are right or not, no one else is allowed to do anything to you."

It's nice to be protected like this.Ah Chang wanted to laugh when he heard him say that, his eyes lit up while restraining himself, and pretended to say, "Isn't it a little unreasonable for you to do this?"

"When did I ever speak the truth?" Bai Zirong picked up the kitchen knife and put it on the table, and asked him, "Do you like the yard next door?"

"Yes." Ah Chang nodded quickly, "I like the yard next door, and I like the hen laying eggs in the yard even more. There are three chickens in his house, and we can eat one egg and throw another egg!"

Bai Zirong didn't quite understand his pursuit, but he didn't refute him, he just said to him, "The yard will be ours later."

"Are you going to buy it?"

Bai Zirong shook his head, picked up the knife inserted into the wooden table, and said softly, "I killed them all, and the yard is ours." After he finished speaking, he added: "Including his Chicken at home."

The bearded man with a bottle of wine was standing at the door of their house, and he was stunned for a moment when he heard such an explosive speech.

This murder and looting of the hospital is really shameless and unacceptable.

Ah Chang gasped when he heard him say that, as if he was frightened by his words.

He slowly covered his chest, and restrained his voice so that he would not be so excited to speak: "Okay, okay! You kill people, how about I let go?"

Bearded man: "..."

The bearded man: "..." He stretched out his hand speechlessly, as a gesture of farewell.

"Who are you all? If you want to rob someone's yard after seeing their chickens, or kill someone to rob them, can you still show some face?"

"It's not the chicken, it's the yard. And the yard is not the main thing." Bai Zirong retorted him lightly.

"What is the main thing? This approach is not right!" The bearded man waved his hands in disbelief, "Is there something wrong with your three views?" It’s a bit ruthless, but the basic outlook on life is still there. How did you raise it for others? Have you swallowed these three outlooks in just a few days? You can say anything and do everything.”