The Years I Was Slapped in the Face [Quick Transmigration]

[Our journey is the sea of ​​stars! 】

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【lets go! 】

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[Let's go! ... Tsk!What kind of dead expression is that on your face? !A bit of youthful vigor and youth, with a lifeless look, affects our mood on the road. 】

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【say! 】

"What did you say?" Jiang Yue, who was squatting in the corner, snuffed out the cigarette butt in his hand, grabbed his messy hair, and said helplessly and dissatisfied, "Why do you need me to wipe the ass when other people shit?"

[Speak civilized, it is under repair recently, the harmony word can't be typed, pay attention to the impact! 】

"I still pay attention to the influence?" Jiang Yue laughed out angrily, and he said to the system in a strange way: "The systems bound by others are to go to various worlds to capture other people's favorability, and leave after brushing, clean and tidy! You Look at me!" He pointed sadly at himself like a homeless man, "Why am I the only one who is going to appease the emotions of the captured? They all know that they have been tricked, and they are all blacked out by the truth. What's the use of letting me go when it doesn't work? Do you think they can still believe that there is true love in the world and wait for me to warm him up?"

"Or...do you really think I can use my kindness, which I don't have much, to gently and effectively heal the wounds in their hearts?"

The system was silent by what he said.

Jiang Yue became even more excited when he heard that he was silent. He cleared his throat and continued: "I am not talented in acting. After all, I am not a born actor or a film academy student. I am an actor and have poor acting skills. You Saying that at my level, you insist on sending me to the department of appeasement of blackened perverts, will you let me live?! I feel that sending me is superfluous, and it is a waste of energy. I guess I am alone If you can't complete the tasks in the world, you can burp!"

"The road to the mission of rebirth, it is estimated that it will end before it begins."

After listening to his complaint indifferently, the system said lightly 【You sound very dissatisfied, so should I change the strategy mission for you? 】

As soon as Jiang Yue regained his energy, he hurriedly said, "Yes, yes!"

[Then let me tell you the path you can take first, and see for yourself which one suits you. 】

[First of all, the system we are in charge of rebirth is divided into three major sections, which are Section [-], Section [-], Section [-], ... Shut up!Don't interrupt, there is no Section [-]! 】

Jiang Yue put down his hand embarrassingly.

[And I belong to Section Three, a member of the Truth Test Section, and you are the 67th host I carry.As usual, the host we selected needs to choose the path he wants to take from these three subjects, and if he wants to be reborn, he needs to complete the task of the specified route.

There are three options for these tasks;

[-]. Eternal imperial industry;

We will send the host to a very chaotic dynasty, basically the kind of natural disasters and man-made disasters.With a time limit of ten years, let the host who came from a poor background become the emperor with his own efforts. During this period, no help or spoilers will be given, and the host can only rely on himself for whatever happens to him. 】

[This task requires the necessary qualifications of the host as follows:

[-]. High IQ and good literary talent. (Remarks: It is not allowed to borrow or plagiarize any literary works known today.)

[-]. Military and social skills. (Remarks: Don’t have the idea that I have a face that can conquer everyone, you will be extremely ugly, and you can only conquer your subordinates with your personality charm.)]

[Task completion requirements:

[-]. Be the emperor to unify the world within ten years, and lead the country to a prosperous and prosperous period;

Second, you must have a sincere heart of patriotism and love for the people. (Remarks: When the patriotism value does not reach 60.00% five, the mission will be judged as a failure, and the host will die on the spot.)]

[Task completion notes:

70.00. The host has a [-]% possibility of death in troubled times, please pay attention to your own safety and buy insurance;

50.00. The occurrence rate of all kinds of accidents encountered by the host in troubled times is [-]%, please be prepared to face all kinds of emergencies at any time, and pay attention to psychological quality;

[-]. The host will not get any tricks and spoilers in the troubled times, and the system will never give any help. Once the system finds out that the system is secretly helping the host, the mission will be judged as a failure!Please note! ——You don't have any cheats. 】

After hearing this request, Jiang Yue calculated in his mind, and honestly did not say a word.

The system obviously knew what this salted fish was thinking in his heart, he sneered, and continued with a very disdainful contempt of the king [If you think that the emperor's karma through the ages is not good, then you can listen to the second one, the tyrant corrects the system. 】

[We will send the host to the most famous, cruel, stupid, and inhuman tyrant in each world, and let the host change the tyrant's character and heart through his own truth, kindness and beauty, so that he (she) becomes as true, kind and beautiful as the host .

I won't say much about this, I will briefly summarize it for you, the failure rate of this mission is as high as 90.00%.According to a popular saying on your planet, the difficulty is so high that a person with IQ and EQ like you can't survive two episodes in it. 】

[Of course, you don’t want to conquer the other party with your face. If you want to have a prosperous beauty, the other party who hooks you is reluctant to kill you, so let’s stop!Believe me, you will be extremely ugly, and like the last world, you will have no golden fingers. 】

Jiang Yue frowned and complained after listening: "Isn't it too difficult for you to offer such a condition? How can this make people live! Just ask others to give up rebirth directly."

[You are all dead, and I will give you a chance to live again, do you know what this means? ——You have lived one more life than others, and you have a chance to start a new life, why do you think it will make you so easy to live one more life than others?Is it too cheap to think of rebirth? ] The system hummed dissatisfied [You can refuse if you are dissatisfied, I will go to the next one directly. 】

Jiang Yue frowned when he heard his words. Facing such an obvious and unkind threat, he thought of countless unyielding words of his predecessors, and their firm and strong backbone that would not be threatened by others. The glorious ending, and finally summed it up simply-"I'm sorry, I was wrong, please continue."

The system poohed him [Then there is the last choice, which is also the most popular choice, which is the kind you are familiar with when attacking other people's favorability, and you can be reborn after completing a few worlds.We call it the Character and Truth Test Section. 】

[You also know the routine of this strategy.It is those who attack other people's favorability, or similar things, and then you can go home after a few successful worlds.Compared with the previous one, it is not too difficult, although it is not very simple, but you can give a golden finger halfway, do you think it is a great deal? 】

"Yeah." Jiang Yue curled his lips, feeling pain in his heart when he thought of this.

[However, I told you just now that these are all lies. 】

Jiang Yue remembered his reaction when he knew the news, and took a puff of cigarette with complicated emotions.

[Actually, if you think about it carefully, you can find something wrong.Compared with the first two three views, which are mostly positive, is the third choice of three views a bit incorrect?Why, do you think that if you fall in love casually, you can live again by cheating on other people's feelings?Why is rebirth so cheap in your eyes? 】

[No matter what the reasons and reasons are, cheating is cheating, how could it be possible to agree to let someone else be reborn because of a perfect scam?Also add golden fingers to make it smoother for you? 】

[Think about it carefully, if you think about the first two difficulties, you don't have cheats, why do you have the last one?Just because in the end, this person traveled a few more worlds than others, and talked about love in a few more worlds? 】

[Cub, wake up!That is actually a test for everyone, every host who can obtain the power of rebirth will go through a test.Only those who successfully pass the test can be reborn.And that's the test. 】

[No matter how the system reminds the threat, as long as there is a host who can consider the feelings of the victim and choose not to deceive and routine in the face of the system's intimidation and threats, even if he gives up rebirth and does not deceive others, the test will be considered successful.However...] The system was silent for a moment [Everyone's desire to be reborn is too strong. 】

Jiang Yue rolled his eyes, "So none of them succeeded."

【Um. 】

"Then you report this class to me."

[Because your IQ is only enough to take this subject, there is still a possibility. 】The system said in a tone of "what can I do, I'm also desperate" [As a result, just as you were ranked, the Character Test Division was disbanded by the Human Protectors Association. 】

[Our Protector Association here has always felt that this kind of test is a kind of bad deception to the captured, and it is an act of disrespect for the captured.Since the establishment of the character testing department, they have started to report every day, basically a small report every three days, and a big report every five days, as much trouble as you want. 】

[Character Test Division was so troubled by their accusation that they insisted on gritting their teeth with the two points of compensation and memory erasure afterwards.And the Association of Protectors insisted on not regressing with the statement that "you are cheating, even if the memory is erased afterwards, the injury in the process is also called injury, this is playing with others"!The two sides have been arguing for a long time, and there has been no result. Not long ago, there was a problem with the main system, which led to the leakage of system information, and some victims knew what was going on.

They were tortured originally, but the moment they learned the truth, their personalities were distorted and blackened in the pain and injury...]

[After this incident, the main system finally decided to cancel the character test department and give comfort and compensation to the blackened person.But no matter what he did, the blackened person was sent to be reborn in several worlds, but the hatred and distortion in their bones did not fade away at all. No matter how beautiful and happy life they had, they all firmly chose to be perverted. 】

The system sighed [The most sunny system like ours, the most invisible thing is the dark hatred. If the hatred of people who have nothing to do with us entangles us, it will make us very embarrassed.For this reason, the main system was very distressed, and he felt that it would be endless to prevent them from wantonly venting.So in order to eliminate their grievances, the main system had no choice but to let them take revenge and find a balance. 】

[I think so, but the previous hosts all disappeared because of mission failures, and it is basically impossible to retrieve them and torture them back.Therefore, the main system thought twice to calm down their emotions, and specially approved a temporary action group, namely the blackening department. 】

[The system will send the hosts who participated in this operation to the side of the previous conquered, and accompany them by their side or act as the leading role, or as a supporting role. Tyranny can be revived even if the mission is successful. 】

After Jiang Yue listened quietly, he lit a cigarette, "It means that we need to help pay back the sins committed by others. They patted their buttocks and left, why should we be left to suffer? Can't I wait for the new third division?" Set up to see what's going on?"

【It's also okay! ] The system smiled coldly [I don’t care, but let me tell you in advance that there are only twenty people in the special operations team, and you can join because I squeezed my head out for you to come, if you don’t want me Give the place to others, don't force it. 】

Hearing that the meaning of what he said was wrong, Jiang Yue's eyes widened with joy, "What do you mean by this? Is this abused subject very good?"

[Heh, this subject is guaranteed to pass, basically a task that can be completed lying down.Each host is only in charge of one person, and the main system divides the soul and resentment of the conquered person into ten shares. Every time you complete a world, his hatred will be reduced. Instead of asking you to clear their resentment, it is better to say that you just It takes ten worlds to act with him, and you will complete the task if you are abused by him ten times. 】

[During this period, the host's pain will be halved, and Goldfinger will accompany you through every world. After the task is completed, the host will be presented with a luxurious gift package, and the host's life after rebirth will be guaranteed.The conditions set by the main system for this special operations group are simply the first in so many years. You have a good idea and caught up with this group. 】

Jiang Yue rubbed his face when he heard this, and immediately threw away the cigarette in his hand, "Papa!" His flattering smile replaced the grieving face just now, "I love you Papa!"

The system hummed lightly [I remember you were quite dissatisfied just now. 】

"I'm sorry! I'm still young and ignorant, please forgive me!"

【Well, I know you're out of your mind, so I won't argue with you. 】The system chuckled【I will ask you again in the spirit of being your father, do you want this opportunity? 】