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Chapter 29 Sausage Monopoly Oscar

After saying this, Dai Mubai left in a hurry, and the three of them went to line up behind the candidates in front as he said.

At this moment, a soft voice sounded.

"Selling sausages, selling sausages. Take a look, take a look, don't miss it when you pass by. Oscar brand sausages are delicious and sweet. Cheap and abundant. Only five copper coins a piece. Eat Oscar brand sausages, guarantee you Easier to pass the entrance exam."

"Sausage?" Qingming turned his head and looked strangely. Douluo Dalu still have sausages?

Tang San and Xiao Wu also looked sideways, only to see not far away, a man pushing a cart and selling there.The smell of meat came from the car, and some students who had already lined up went over to buy it.

The man standing behind the cart was dressed in a simple gray dress, with neat short hair and a full beard, but he had a pair of big peach blossom eyes, and his eyes turned to the girls in the candidate team.Xiao Wu naturally couldn't escape his gaze.It was hard to believe that that kind of soft female voice would come from a man with such a rough appearance.

Qingming turned to look at the two of them and said, "There are still a few people ahead, do you want some sausage?"

Xiao Wu tilted her head and said, "It smells pretty good. Then try it."

Qingming nodded, let Xiao Wu line up here, and Tang San and herself walked towards the cart.

When he got closer, he could see that the sausage seller was about the same height as himself, and there was a wooden board nailed to the cart with four words engraved on it, Sausage Specialty.

When the seller saw someone coming, he immediately said enthusiastically, "How about a sausage? Oscar brand sausage, it's safe for all ages. The taste is the most guaranteed."

Qingming smiled and said, "Uncle, please bring me three of each."

The expression on the seller's face suddenly became stiff, "You, what do you call me?"

"Uncle."

Tang San was also stunned, "Calling you uncle, is there a problem?"

The seller smiled bitterly and said, "Of course there is a problem, and it's a big one. Brother, I'm only 14 years old this year, and you guys call me uncle?"

"Uh...you're only 14 years old?" Tang San looked at the person in front of him in surprise.

The seller said affirmatively: "That's right, my name is Oscar, I'm 14 years old, an early student at Shrek Academy, you can't just call me uncle just because my hair is a little thicker."

"Uh...you're growing too anxiously..." Qingming was a little speechless, this bearded face couldn't tell he was only 14 years old...

Tang San was also speechless for a while, looking at Oscar's thick beard, he thought to himself, your hair can't just be explained by a little more lush.

"Are you really only 14 years old?" Tang San couldn't help asking.

Oscar nodded affirmatively, and said, "Of course, I am a student of the academy, and anyone you ask will know that I am 14 years old."

Tang San thought to himself, as expected of the Monster Academy, a 14-year-old boy can grow a beard to such an extent, it is absolutely a miracle.

Oscar picked up six bamboo sticks from his trolley, threaded three sausages with a length of ten centimeters and three small sausages, and handed them to the two. The sausages had been roasting on the charcoal brazier on the trolley before. With a strong aroma.

Qingming took two of them, and opened his mouth to take a bite of the big sausage. After entering his stomach, it immediately became a hot current that spread all over his body.Eh?Not sausages and hot dogs...

Tang San took out three silver coins and handed them to him, "Senior, I'm really sorry, I was the one to be rude just now."

Oscar said softly: "It's okay, just visit my sausage monopoly more often in the future."

Tang San said briskly: "No problem."

"Tang San, what are you doing?" Dai Mubai walked over with the last student who signed up, that is, the cold girl he stared at for a long time before.

As soon as Oscar saw Dai Mubai, he immediately showed a bitter face, "Boss Dai, do you want some sausage?"

"Go to hell." Dai Mubai glared at him angrily, "You are really embarrassing to the academy, I seem to have warned you more than once, not to sell sausages in the academy. Do you want everyone to vomit? Tang San , this sausage can’t be eaten.”

Tang San asked suspiciously: "Why?" At the same time, he stopped Qingming who wanted to take another bite.

Dai Mubai looked at Qingming who had already taken a bite, the expression on his face became a little weird, "Xiao Ao, bring out a new sausage."

Oscar also looked at the sausage that Qingming took a bite out of, and his expression suddenly became awkward, "Boss Dai, no need. After all, we have been classmates for a few years, and you will make the new elementary school boy feel resentful towards me." of."

Dai Mubai snorted coldly, and said: "I'm just reminding Tang San and the others, Tang San is my brother, he can't be fooled by you. Hurry up, don't let me do it."

Oscar obviously couldn't afford to offend Dai Mubai, so he stretched out his right hand in desperation, and called out in his soft voice, "I have a big sausage."

Yellow light suddenly condensed in his palm, two yellow halos rose from Oscar's feet, and then, a sausage exactly the same as Tang San's hand appeared in his palm.

"Uh..." When Tang San heard Oscar's words 'I have a big sausage', he froze a bit.This sentence is too ambiguous.Let's not talk about the quality of this sausage, whether it is edible.He didn't dare to eat Oscar's words alone.

"It's Wuhun, I said why the taste is wrong." Qingming smacked his mouth.

Well!Tang San froze, seeing Qingming's expression of "no wonder the taste is wrong", turned his head and glared at Oscar angrily.

Feeling Tang San's angry gaze, Oscar quickly explained: "I can't do anything about it. When using a food-type martial spirit, if you want to change the food, you must match it with a different soul curse. Words are mantras, not something I want to shout. Also, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the quality of my sausages."

Tang San quickly put the sausage back on the charcoal stove, "Leave your sausage for yourself. Qingming, don't eat it! Brother Dai, thank you for reminding me."

"I think it's okay." Qingming put the unbitten one back with some regret, "Although the spell is a bit strange, the taste is still okay."

Hearing Qingming's words, Tang San couldn't laugh or cry.

"Bosom friend~" Oscar just wanted to stretch out his hand to hold Qingming, but was glared at by Tang San, and he didn't dare to move again.

The ice-cold girl Dai Mubai brought in just gave Oscar a cold look, then walked towards the queue.Oscar shrugged innocently to the two, "I have pity on such a delicious sausage, hey."

Dai Mubai glared at him, "Be careful, sell sausages outside the academy. Tang San, and that one, Qingming, right, I'll take you to pass the exam."

The four returned to the queue, Xiao Wu looked at Tang San's empty hands, then at the bitten sausage in Qingming's hand, "Where's my sausage?"

Tang San and Dai Mubai looked at each other, couldn't help it anymore, the two immediately burst into laughter.

The ice-cold girl stood behind Xiao Wu, a smile flashed in her eyes, and she said in a low voice, "Boring."

"What are you laughing at?" Qingming asked with some doubts.

Xiao Wu was baffled by their laughter, "What's going on? Could it be that the sausage doesn't taste good?"

Tang San covered Xiao Wu's mouth, pulled her to his side, and whispered what happened before in her ear.

After hearing Tang San's words, Xiao Wu's pretty face immediately turned red, and then she gave Qingming a weird look, "You boys are really dead. How could you have such a strange spirit."

Dai Mubai smiled and said: "We are the Monster Academy here, and martial spirits are naturally full of strange things. However, Oscar is also considered a strange flower in the academy. His martial spirit has no offensive power, but among the food-type martial spirits , but it is of the highest quality. After all, what he provides is meat. It’s just that when this guy made the martial soul, those few spells were really disgusting. People who know him will definitely not eat the sausages he made. I don’t know if it’s because of the food Wuhun, his hair is much more lush than ordinary people, and his beard will become like this if he doesn’t shave for a day. Therefore, he also has the nickname of Uncle Sausage in the academy. But he himself calls himself Sausage Specialty."

This time, even Xiao Wu couldn't help laughing, "Uncle Big Sausage, what a fun spirit."

"It's just a bit weird." Qingming is still a little puzzled. You know, there is no such thing to eat in Heianjing, but in the first life, this kind of sausage was said to be ground from live pigs and made of dead human flesh. Well done, "It's not made of dead human flesh. It doesn't taste weird either."

"Uh..." Several people were speechless for a while, what should I say.

Finally, Dai Mubai patted Tang San's shoulder helplessly, and said: "Let's go, I'll take you to pass the exam. No need to queue up."

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