Old Xu used the method of keeping a dog to fall in love

Hello everyone, my name is Jiang Liren.I'm a little nervous now.

A few days ago, I arranged a goddess meeting for myself.

Then, I came to the top floor of the Diguang Building, yes, I was on the top floor and not in the Yanhui.

why?

Because I came early, the reservation was for a dinner and I arrived at noon.

What's embarrassing now is that I can't just sit in someone else's restaurant at noon and linger, or I will be beaten.So I had to go outside—to watch the kids.

There is a children's playground on the top floor of the Diguang Building. I mingled with the parents and managed to cover up my embarrassment.

"Hey, young man. Seeing how young you are, how old is the child?" An aunt who looked about 50 or [-] years old asked me.

I smiled and said nothing, after all I have no children.

The 50-year-old aunt continued: "My son is three years old this year."

? ? ?Auntie, you look like you are about to have grandchildren, why are you so old and strong.

"Oh, tell everyone you meet. Who doesn't know that you have a second child." Another aunt who also looked 50 years old said, "I am younger than yours. My son is only two years old this year." This aunt is holding a pink and tender child in her arms.

Aunt No. 50 in the [-]-year-old group said: "Hey, you can. My son even gave me tens of thousands of dollars to buy diapers after the youngest was born."

Aunt No. [-] said: "Why, my niece directly said that she will pay for the baby's milk powder in the future. Besides, my family made up the word 'good'. You just made up a 'double'."

"Cut." Auntie No. [-] was defeated, she turned her head back to me and asked, "Who is your boy?"

Auntie, are you planning to attack me because you see that my fighting power is relatively low?

I smiled awkwardly but politely.This question is beyond the outline, I really don't have children!

"I took a look at this kid, he probably took younger siblings. How old is your youngest?" Aunt No. [-] also came up and asked.

... The youngest in my family is me.

"I'm just here to sit for a while," I said.

The expressions of the two aunts changed suddenly when they saw me, and then they happily left me to find another aunt.

I obediently left the children's playground and ran to sit where the children climbed.Because most of the people here are younger sister mothers.

Sure enough, there were no aunts chasing me to tell children's stories while sitting on the children's climbing place.My ears are much more relaxed.

As soon as I look up, I can see those kids climbing up and down, I think...they are tired too.

And won't the crotch-style seat belt get stuck and hurt your hip?

"You like watching this too, right?" Suddenly, a young lady came from the other end of my chair.

The young lady looked down at the other part of the bench, took out a spray and sprayed some liquid on it, then wiped it off with a tissue and sat down.

Hmm... this young lady is a bit particular.

"I also like watching this, watching these children." The young lady turned her head and looked at me.Maybe it's the sun, her eyes are as clear as amber.Or wear colored contact lenses?

But this young lady is a little familiar, is she trying to strike up a conversation with me?Could it be that my handsomeness can no longer be concealed?

"These children climbed up, but when they reached the top, they found that there was no way to go. They had to either jump down or go back the same way." The amber eyes of the young lady looked at me directly, and I was quite upset. Excuse me.

The young lady continued: "Do you think they are pitiful?" The young lady smiled: "There is no way out, but to go back to hell."

Hmm... Does this young lady study philosophy?How can you say such things just watching a child playing sports?Moreover, the word "hell" at the end is a bit secondary.

But this is the little sister who is accosting me. Although this young lady is a bit tall and her voice is a bit deep, how can I sweep my love.

"I think it's okay. Although they went up, it was only for exploration. Besides, what they returned to was not 'hell', but a 'paradise' family that cared for them." Hehehe, did I stick to it? The young lady speaks in the middle and second tone, has the young lady been confused by my "heaven and hell" theory?God, I'm an arsonist.

Uh... Why is Miss Sister looking at me so strangely.I was looked at a bit hairy.

"Heh, the 'Paradise' family?" The young lady looked at me straight in the eye. I don't know why my amber eyes, which I thought were pretty, became so scary.

The young lady stood up, took out a business card from her satchel and said, "This is my phone number, maybe you can call me."

After the lady finished speaking, she left.Looking at her back, I think her figure looks familiar, but I can't remember seeing it there.

In my hand, I held a white, unremarkable business card given to me by my young lady.

It read: Xu Wenhua, and a string of numbers.

This business card is quite simple, there is no news.But at least I know the number and name of the beautiful young lady.

And most importantly, Miss Sister said: callmemaybe! call me maybe! call me maybe!Say important things three times.

Oh my god, Miss Sister must be interested in me, my peach blossom is coming. oh... On the one hand, it is my goddess of salvation, and on the other hand, it is the beautiful young lady who is attracted by my charm.

It's really hard to choose between this dilemma.What should I do if they fight for me? How should I persuade them to fight? oh... God, I'm a demon from hell.

"Young man, what are you doing silly? You are sitting in my bag." Aunt No. 50 of the [-]-year-old group appeared and brought me back to reality with one sentence.

I grinned: "Auntie, you don't understand, my peach blossom is here, I am happy."

"Don't worry about peach blossoms, pear blossoms. Get your ass out of the way." Auntie was expressionless.

I happily moved my butt away.Sit in the seat where the pretty young lady was sitting just now. Oh... This position still has her body temperature, and her business card still has her perfume on it.

I was like this, sitting from noon to evening, and then I entered the banquet and dominated the seat.This restaurant is delicious, but there are too many people, so you have to reserve a seat early.

One after another, my parents and sister also came.They sat down separately, and my mother brought a bag of gifts, probably for the goddess.

The goddess soon came too.She is also well dressed today, she is the goddess of my dreams.

Bah, the people in my dreams are all female corpses now, and my goddess is not a female corpse.She is my goddess in reality.

After the goddess sat down, she looked at my father in surprise.My father also looked at the goddess in surprise.

I was also very surprised to see the two of them looking at each other. Could it be that my father had an affair with the goddess?

"Jiang sir?" the goddess asked in surprise.

Dad was also surprised and said, "Xiao Xu?"

What exactly is going on?The two of them acted as if they were about to recognize each other. Could it be possible that they will tell me in a second that the goddess is my half-sister?Am I going to be Duan Yu?

"Haha, I didn't expect Xiao Xu to save my son." Dad laughed heartily after being surprised, and patted me while laughing and said, "Hurry up and thank Xiao Xu, she is a rising star."

Dad's cattail fan almost hurt me internally, but luckily I resisted, maintained my demeanor and thanked the goddess.

"No, no, no, I can't afford it. What a coincidence this world is, and it's quite small." The goddess shook her head and waved her hands.

oh...the goddess looks so kawaii.

"Old Jiang, who is she?" My mother asked suspiciously beside me.

"Xiao Xu is a newcomer, but even though she just arrived, she has top-notch abilities, and she has already solved a large number of cases." Dad praised the goddess as if she had stepped out of the rainbow fart.

"I didn't expect it to be so predestined. Hee hee, we are really close." I said without losing embarrassment.

Xu Xuexuan's smile was embarrassing, but with the help of superb expression management, the smile reappeared.

"Hahaha, we are destined, we are really destined." The goddess smiled.

Dad held a cup of hot tea at this time and said, "I thanked Xiao Xu with tea instead of wine."

The elder sister stabbed my waist with her elbow, then stood up with a smile and offered tea.

I also stood up knowingly and said: "Thank you, thank you Xuexuan." I, who knew how to hit a snake with a stick, had already affectionately called the word "Nv□□".

"It's not big or small, people's names..." My dad frowned when he heard me say this, as if I was just a bully who wanted to take the goddess back and become Mrs. Yazhai.Mom moved a little at this moment, and Dad swallowed the next words again.

"Xiao Xu, what hobbies do you usually have?" My mother followed my father's words and asked.

Hey, what's the matter with this situation where mother-in-law meets daughter-in-law? Does my mother think that I can conquer the goddess?Hey, marry Bai Fumei, life will be happy.

"My hobbies," the goddess said with a smile, "probably reading files and investigating cases."

Mom frowned, and looked at Dad with an admiring expression viciously.

"It's this old Jiang who oppresses other little girls all day long. It's okay, old Jiang, that you always try your best. Why do you let other little girls do these things?" Mom's eyes were as wide as copper bells. , mouth hard at me.

"I didn't..." Dad was stunned, what happened to the sudden artillery fire?

"Pepe, don't you think so?" Mom hurriedly stopped Dad.

The old lady who was suddenly cue raised her head from the food, blinked her eyes, looked around, and said: "Yes, yes." Then she took the initiative to add: "Dad, you are too, you are more than 50 Now, when you’re about to retire, don’t always charge forward, just step back and let others go.”

My mother was stunned when she heard this, and hurriedly said: "Xiao Xuhua is the same age, how can we let her go to dangerous places." My mother seemed to disapprove.

The goddess was also smiling at this time, and she said: "Auntie, thank you for caring about me. But investigating and solving crimes is my interest. I have also wanted to be a person who can protect others since I was a child, so I can follow such an experienced Teacher Jiang is really lucky, he doesn't have any other ideas."

I blinked my eyes, what does the goddess mean?Does it mean that she is very happy as her father's disciple?Oh huh... Dad's disciple.

According to the martial arts novels I read before, there is always a junior sister who is the child of the master in the school where the hero worships.The two of them will also develop a romance.

Oh, the Goddess and I just got the script upside down, it's not a big problem.

Hee hee hee, it turns out that I took the script of Shimen's love.yes i can.

Mom pursed her lips and said nothing more.

We ate at the same table, and went home after eating.

The author has something to say:

When I was using the software, I found that [Lao·Jiang·] turned out to be a sensitive word? ? ?

The guess in the previous chapter is of course: no.Where does Lao Xu have the face to rub a meal?

Guess: What does Ren Renna's script look like in the eyes of the goddess?

A: Lick the dog script

B: The script of the boss's son

Preview: How different is the script between me and the goddess?Will my peach blossoms on the rooftop bear fruit?If you can predict what will happen next, just comment and you will know.