Old Xu used the method of keeping a dog to fall in love

Hello everyone, my name is Jiang Liren.I had a fever and I was at my mother's house.

"Wake up, come and check your temperature." My mother called me softly.

I was in a drowsy sleep, half-closed my eyes, and said, "Well, okay."

When I was taking my temperature, I touched the table in front of the sofa and tried to get my cell phone, but it turned out that there was no cell phone.

"Hey, where is my mobile phone?" I thought about it with my brain and remembered that my mobile phone seemed to be held in my hand when I fell asleep.

I searched for the sofa and found that my mobile phone was missing.Fortunately, I went down to the ground and shook the blanket wittily, so I found my phone.

After turning on the phone, I saw a message from Miss Wenhua: [Ill?Have you taken any medicine? What kind of medicine did you take? 】

Hey, Miss Wenhua really cares about me, she even asks about the medicines I take.

I replied: [I took medicine, I took ibuprofen.It's unpalatable, and my mother made me eat a lot of tangerine peel.cry cry. 】

Miss Wenhua quickly replied this time: [Well, is your health much better now? (*￣︶￣)】

Ah, I saved the Milky Way in my last life, otherwise how could there be a super good-looking intellectual Yujie who greeted me like this.I'm so in love, Goddess, I'm about to climb the wall.

Thinking of this, I sent a message to the goddess: [Xuexuan, the weather has been changing recently, so be careful. 】

The goddess did not reply.Hmm...should be busy.

Miss Wenhua continued to send me another message: [Where are you, I'll go and see you? 】

My God, Miss Wenhua is coming to my house.

No, I'm going to meet my parents now, I'm not ready yet.

I secretly glanced at the elder sister who was taking care of the little nephew, and the mother who was playing mahjong on the mobile phone.

I can only regret it, and I replied: [I'm at my parents' house, don't come, don't come. 】

It's uncomfortable, if I'm still in the rental house, I can be alone with Miss Wenhua, I'm excited just thinking about it.

No, stop, how can I be a brain full of yellow waste!

The young lady replied in doubt: 【Have you quit your rental house? ] Before I could reply, the young lady sent another message: [When you get better, let's come out and meet. 】

What!Meet!Although our acquaintance was an offline meeting, after that we chatted online.Will this meeting be too fast, will it be... ah... then the two of them will sit at the dining table to eat.

I gave Miss Wenhua a bite, and Miss Wenhua gave me a bite.Tsk tsk tsk, I get excited just thinking about it.

Hehehe, I can.

【Okay, let's go out in two days. ] I replied.

We finalized the time and place.Ms. Wenhua recommended a western restaurant.I searched on the Internet, it is so expensive, it seems that my poor purse is going to bleed a lot this time.But for Miss Sister, I think I can.

After discussing it in a fuss, the goddess replied: 【Sorry, I was in a meeting just now.I heard from Sir Jiang that you have a fever. Are you in good health? 】

Oh my god, the goddess replied to me and cared about me.Me, what happened to me recently, how did I receive so much love, my God, I can do this fever.

I hastily replied: [It’s okay, I’m fine, my fever has subsided.Xuexuan, you have to remember to keep warm and take care of yourself.Even if you are very busy at work, you should pay attention to ducks. 】Super happy to say, I feel that my relationship with the goddess has taken a step further.

The goddess replied me with a smiling emoji, super cute, it was the smile of a little girl.

Then the goddess said: [I will, you also have to take care of your body.Otherwise, Sir Jiang will be worried too. 】

Is the goddess using my father as a cover for her words? The goddess is super nice, and the goddess is so arrogant. If you want to care about me, just say it straight, no need to beat around the bush.

I replied: [(??????)??, I will. 】

The goddess then replied: [I'm here for work, let's talk later. 】Well... the goddess really worked hard.

At this time, my mother came to look at my thermometer, and I asked casually, "Mom, does dad have a job all day and stay away all day?"

The mother took the thermometer and said in a muffled voice: "Well, it's just for the people, so I can only sacrifice something." The mother looked at the thermometer in the sun and said, "Well, it's finally not burned. I just said Good ibuprofen, you don't want to take it yet."

Ibuprofen is really unpalatable, when will I get over the stalk of ibuprofen!

I flattened my mouth and said, "Mom, I'm going out tomorrow, remember to wake me up at ten o'clock in the morning."

Mom looked at me and asked, "What's the matter with you?"

I said, "I'm going to meet a friend tomorrow."

Let's tell Miss Wenhua for dinner tomorrow.Although I really like her beauty and her concern, I am a goddess.How could I not promise the Goddess the grace of saving my life with my body.

And when I had dinner with the goddess for the first time, the goddess was a good girl who didn't want to go out to eat with boys alone.Such a traditional and kind girl, I can't be sorry for the goddess.

How can you always be on two boats!

And I, I can't hang on to Miss Wenhua who likes me.It would be best if you can be friends in the end, but if you can't, you can only delete friends.

uncomfortable.It's the pain that I'm so popular.

I hugged the blanket and went back to my room.

Turn off the lights and sleep.

"Get up!" My mother's Hedong lion roar appeared in my room, and I opened my eyes in a daze.

Ah... want to continue to sleep.

"What time is it?" I asked my mother, if I was still asleep.

"It's ten o'clock." My mother opened the curtains for me to let the sunlight in.

I stood up like a carp, and said in my mouth: "Ah, why don't you wake me up earlier, I'm going to be late." The next second, I rushed to wash up.

After I washed it clean, I looked at the alarm clock in my phone, and I fell into a state of speechlessness.

Mom!It's only 8 o'clock, eight o'clock, why did you lie to me and say it's ten o'clock!The approximation is not such an approximation.

But now that it's done, I'm going out.It's a big deal to go to that place first.

I took the subway this time.

This damn subway is like a can of sardines. It's really fat as a pig when you get on the train, and thin as a paper when you get off.

Really, it's so crowded.Hey, brother, your hand touched me!

I moved my position, and the girl next to me said, "Hooligan!" She looked at me with eyes full of anger.

I was silent for a while.

After I got off the subway, I let out a long sigh of relief.It was really too uncomfortable, too terrible.

After I straightened my appearance against the reflective glass of the subway, I went out.

After a 360-degree circle around the western restaurant, I ran into Ms. Xu Wenhua outside.

"How did you come here from there?" Miss Xu Wenhua looked at the subway entrance and then at the direction I came from, very puzzled.Because in my direction there is no subway entrance and no bus stop.

I smiled awkwardly but politely: "I came here by taxi."

The young lady looked at my shoes suspiciously, and then said with a smile: "It seems that your time to go out is very urgent. In fact, you can tell me that you have to be late." The young lady gave me a reason.

But I was very crowded when I went out, it was not urgent.

"Let's go in," I said.

Miss Wenhua nodded.

We went into the western restaurant. This western restaurant is really strange.

It's pitch black, can't we turn up the lights?Don't you worry that guests will be blinded when they eat here?

The waiter arranged us in a booth with a soft leather sofa underneath.A small dim chandelier hangs above the table.The small chandelier was still dangling.

Why is it like a horror movie?The decoration style of this western restaurant is really strange.

"It's very romantic, isn't it?" Miss Wenhua smiled at me with her chin propped on her hand.

Mood?Have it?

But as a boy who will give girls face, my answer must be: "Yes, very emotional."

The waiter came up at this time, and he asked: "Welcome to METAN, is this your first time here?"

Miss Wenhua said, "No."

The waiter asked: "Okay, I hope you enjoy our food. Here is your menu."

After Ms. Wenhua took it, she glanced at it and said, "Foie gras, lamb ribs medium rare, Napoleon cake. Thank you."

The waiter recorded it and asked, "Do you want soup?"

Miss Wenhua smiled and said, "Water will do."

After the waiter finished recording, he turned his head and looked at me, looking at me in a daze.

I looked at this Chinese-French mixed menu, and I was confused. Yes, the things inside looked very unusual and very advanced.

But I don't know how to order food. I thought western food was just a steak.

But I can’t expose my stupidity, so I tremblingly said: “Same as her.” After a while, I remembered that the young lady said that the steak was half-cooked, no, I don’t want to eat such a bloody thing, I changed my words: "I want the lamb ribs medium rare."

After all, I can’t say that I come to a western restaurant to eat a well-cooked steak. It would seem that I am not a B, so I will order a medium-rare.A lot of people watching TV do the same.

Miss Wenhua laughed, as if she heard something funny.The waiter looked at me the same way, but didn't say anything to me.

After a while, the meal was served quickly.

I looked at the meals that were delivered, and followed the young lady's method to make it according to the script.

The little sister kept smiling, and his hand movements were very slow, as if to show me.

I will eat whatever the young lady eats, just like a child imitating an adult.

The main course came, and it was the lamb ribs.

... Isn't this just ordinary ribs?Make it look like it's tall.And what's the difference between medium well done and well done, well done will be older?

Ms. Wenhua easily separated the ribs from the meat with a knife and fork. I couldn't imitate it this time.

This lamb rib is like having a grudge against me, it is so difficult to cut, how can it be cut so well like Miss Wenhua.Oops, my image is gone.

Ms. Wenhua looked at my frowning face and the way I wanted to grab the ribs with my hands and gnaw, and said with a smile: "Give it to me." The young lady took my plate and helped me remove all the ribs. separate.

I took a fork and chomped down on the meat.

The lamb ribs were not very tasty either.But looking at Miss Wenhua's face is still very easy to eat.

stop!I'm here to separate from my young lady this time, so I can't change teams so temporarily.

We finished our dinner in no time, and my favorite was the dessert at the end.Delicious mille-feuille, how can such a sweet person be called Napoleon with such a domineering name?

I don't understand, but let's talk about it after eating.whee.

The author has something to say:

A friend of the author told me that most of the western restaurants in China will make medium well done.If customers really want to eat meat that is not very cooked, they will say it is medium rare or medium rare.So old Xu Xiao, in fact, is because he can tell that 'I' is pretending to understand through this familiarity.

Last quiz: The author of the previous issue interviewed Comrade Xu, who said, "I will give my puppy something to eat."

This issue's quiz: Is Lao Xu's dog raising plan just feeding things?

A: Yes.

B: no

Preview: Can I stop Xu Wenhua from thinking about me, can I establish a relationship with the goddess, and can the cartoonist be the master of the murder painting?If you can predict what will happen next, just comment and you will know.