Old Xu used the method of keeping a dog to fall in love

Chapter 1 Get a big gift package after amnesia

Hello everyone, I am Jiang Liren.Now when I look up, I can see a white ceiling, I think I am in a hospital, yes, I am in a hospital!

Because I saw a sister nurse coming not far away, she asked me: "What's wrong with you? Do you want to vomit? Does your brain hurt?"

In fact, I don't understand very well. What does it mean to ask this way? Is there something wrong with my brain?

Soon came a petite, very cute little girl, oh my god, this girl is my favorite, I like her so much.

"What's wrong with you? Is there any discomfort?" The girl asked me softly, my God, her voice is so nice, I feel like my ears are getting pregnant.

To the girl's question, of course I shook my head and waved my hands and said, "No, I don't have any problems. I'm fine and strong enough to kill a cow."

The girl smiled and continued: "You are really funny." I think I am funny not only on the lips, but also on the whole body. If the girl is willing to communicate with me in depth, I think I can let the girl experience my humor feel.pity.I dare not say these words.After all, this sentence is a bit suspicious of driving.In order to maintain my personality as a gentleman, I need to be mature and stable!

"This is your thing, put it away." The girl handed me the file bag in his arms: "Your taste is quite similar to a friend of mine. I think you should be a couple. good friend."

She said that this file bag is mine, but I don't have the slightest memory of this file.I recalled it, hey-how did I forget what I did yesterday?And what about my background?

I touched my head to look handsome as a meditator, but in the end I touched the bandage rolled around my head?

"Don't touch your head, it was wrapped up for you just now, and your brain is bleeding, you have to be careful." The girl cared about me very much.

"Did something happen to me?" I asked suspiciously.

The bridge is so familiar.The male protagonist woke up from the hospital and found that he had lost his memory, and there was a beautiful woman standing next to him.According to the formula, this beautiful woman is either the heroine or the vicious female supporting role.Guess how I feel about this girl, and her big innocent eyes.Is she my heroine!

"Son. What's the matter with you? Is there something wrong with your head? Didn't you break your brain?" Suddenly, a whirring sound came towards me from outside, causing my head to buzz.

A fat woman hugged me.Wipe her tears and snot on my clothes.

"You, who are you? Don't rely on men and women to give or take each other!" I was stunned, why is this woman so unrestrained?

"What the hell did you say that men and women can't kiss each other? I'm your mother." The woman turned to me excitedly.Come over.Her big palm like a cattail fan was squeezed into a big fist, and beat my chest fiercely.I can't bear this kind of small fist hitting my chest.

"Mom, don't make any more trouble. My brother is not in good health now. Get up quickly and don't press him down." Behind the fat woman was a woman holding a child. This woman... was quite pretty, There is an intellectual elegance to it.

At this moment, the fat woman wiped her tears and stood up alone, but her snot had already rubbed onto my clothes!

"You son of a bitch, why did you go to the factory in the middle of the night? And you fell down the stairs. If this young lady hadn't kindly sent you to the hospital, you probably wouldn't be able to survive tomorrow alone." woman, began to ramble on me.

I was so noisy that my brain hurts, but even though my excellent head was smashed, it still works so well.

"What do you mean by this? What? What factory? What kind of stairs fell down." I quickly found the crux of the problem.And I have questions.I fell down the stairwell of an abandoned factory, and my head was covered in blood. Could it be that the script I took was not a Korean drama script, but a suspense drama script?Did I see something I shouldn't have seen, and then I was killed and silenced?

"Mr. Jiang. When I passed the factory an hour ago, I saw you fall down from the stairs of the factory, and you fell down there with blood on your head, and you were unconscious, so I sent you to the hospital." The girl said say.Ah - her voice is still so beautiful, her voice is like a pool of spring water.

I firmly believe that even if it is a suspense drama, I still have a love line.And my heroine is this brave young lady.

"Oh, big sister, thank you. If it weren't for your help, I wouldn't dare to think about my dead child." The fat woman was crying and holding the girl's hand, bowing and thanking blindly.

The girl also replied very politely, showing her personal cultivation.

"Well, why are you here?" Before the girl could say a few words to my nominal mother, the girl saw a person not far away, and she spoke to that person.

A tall, strong... woman?God, this woman is too tall.And she's quite... um... handsome?Heroic?If it wasn't for the half-length hair and the lack of toughness of a man, I would have thought she was a man in disguise.

"I'm here to get some material." The woman's voice was deep and neutral. Maybe this woman is a T.

"Then your new painting is going to be a hospital theme?" The girl raised her head and talked to the tall woman.God, this girl is really delicate and soft, even compared to women of the same gender, she is so beautiful.

Mrs. Gao gave me a sideways look, and then said vaguely to the girl: "Maybe, let's take a look first."

The girl tilted her head delicately, blinked her big eyes cutely, and said, "Okay, but you must hand in the draft at the end of the month."

"I will." The tall woman replied coldly.

After the two of them finished talking, the girl turned her head and looked at me with those big Kazilan eyes.Fluttering, oh—there are stars and seas in your eyes.

"This is my business card, and there is my phone number below. If you need me to prove something, you can call this number, and I will help you prove it." Her voice is really nice, her pair of Ou Shuang's big eyes really poke my heart.

"Oh, thank you girl, hahahahaha." He took the business card from the girl's hand.The fingers of the two of us are touching together, what is the rounding off!Said a little excitedly.

"Hey brother, don't be crazy, have you smashed your head? They have already gone far away." The words of the woman holding the child pulled me back from the cloud to reality.

Hmph, just now I thought she was a good intellectual woman, but now she is just a married woman with a child in her arms.The goddesses who stop me from thinking about me are all my enemies.

"Licking the dog until the end is nothing, what's more, you can't even count as licking the dog now." The intellectual woman teased the child in her arms, and spoke to me casually but heartily.

"Hum." I spouted a monosyllable from my nose domineeringly, and responded coldly to this married woman.

"Hey, son, go home with mom. Mom will cook some cordyceps for you to make up your body. I see that you have lost weight recently. Have you taken care of yourself outside? It's been cold recently. Did you add any more clothes?" The old woman whispered in my ear again, blah blah blah.

"Jiang Liren, right, what's wrong with you?" I don't think I have.Facing the doctor's question, I shook my head.

"I took a look at your picture. You may have some memory confusion or loss, but these are not big problems, and you should be fine soon. Recently, you may also feel a little dizzy, and The symptoms of vomiting and nausea are not a big problem, just rest in peace for a few days."

"Doctor, is there anything my son should avoid?" The fat woman interjected at this time.

"There's nothing you can't eat, but don't eat fish and meat all day long, try to eat lightly, um... no doubts? It's okay, you can pack up and leave later."

This doctor... drove me out of the hospital very efficiently. I didn't want to stay for a few more days.

After leaving the hospital, I followed the fat woman and the married woman back to my home.

"Oh, why did you leave your brother alone at home and let him live alone? Son, you come back to live with mom." The fat woman was rambling all the way.

The intellectual woman pursed her lips, and then said: "Brother, he has been living by himself since he graduated from college, and if you let him go back to his house, maybe he can still recall something. You let him live with us, do you still think it's too late?" Dad didn't quarrel with him enough?"

"Ah, it's true, you said that the two of you have been arguing there all day, and the whole neighborhood can hear it." The fat woman complained.

The intellectual woman sighed, and then opened the door of my house for me...?My old lady has the key to my house?

"What are you looking at? If you didn't forget about it all day long, how could I keep your key at all times, so that you can get it when you don't have it?" The intellectual woman raised her chin and looked at me with contempt.

I pouted.

After entering my home, I found a lot of horror comics.

I flipped through a few comics and found that this is a kind of reasoning, suspense, horror and bloody comics.Yes, the content in this comic is other than reasoning.There are also those scary paintings, just like the perverted horror comics.

"Huh... your hobbies are scary." After looking around my home, the intellectual woman let out a voice of disgust for my hobbies.

Hmph, you are married, woman, woman.

"I'm going back with my mother first. I'll see you tomorrow." After the intellectual woman finished speaking, she pulled a tissue from my slightly greasy little table, put it on the table, and wrote down a string of numbers : "This is my phone number. If you have anything to do, just call my phone number. If it's too urgent, just dial 120." The intellectual woman looked at me like an idiot.

"What are you doing? You didn't see how dirty and messy your brother's house is. Take a look..." The fat woman issued a "professional opinion" after a brief inspection of my room.But was interrupted mercilessly by an intellectual woman.

"Let's go, don't interfere with his rest. And this place is not enough for the three of us to sleep, even for the two of you." The intellectual woman dragged the fat woman who wanted to inspect my house from a high level and left.

After they all left, I took out the things I got this night, including the phone number of an intellectual woman, my sister, the phone number of my goddess, and a bag of things that my goddess gave me.

The phone number can't be dialed yet, so let's take a look at the bag of things that the goddess sent to me first.Although the goddess said it was mine, I have no impression of it at all.This bag is full of strangeness.

However, when I opened the bag, I was in shock and threw up.

The author has something to say:

Repetition of key points: Everyone must treat sharkmen rationally

No-prize future plot quiz session: [May I ask what is in my big gift bag? 】

A: The big gift bag is the confession letter from the goddess

B: The big gift bag belongs to Xu

C: The big gift bag is really mine

Trailer: What on earth did I see to vomit?If you can predict what will happen next, just comment and you will know.

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