I was pressed to the ground to eat Amway

Although it was already very late, Wang Keming and Shen Qingchuan still didn't plan to go to bed for a long time.

Wang Keming didn't know the reason for Shen Qingchuan, but his own reason for refusing to sleep was simple and only one: too embarrassing.

This is so fucking embarrassing.

Shen Qingchuan was like a really taciturn old man, sitting in a corner of the sofa without making a sound, playing the old man's game: Plants vs. Zombies.

And he, Wang Keming, was fighting the landlord as always.

In the silent room, only the background music of Happy Fighting the Landlord is the most free.

The wall clock hanging on the TV also kept ticking, and after the minute hand finished chasing the hour hand again, the sound in the room finally ceased to be monotonous.

Wang Keming's belly call joined the battlefield belatedly, and it appeared loud and menacing in the specially toned down Doudizhu music.

Relatively speaking, Wang Keming was not so aggressive.

Obviously, I just ate half a bucket of instant noodles.

When Wang Keming's stomach growled for the first time, Shen Qingchuan didn't react at all, and he didn't know whether he really didn't hear it or pretended not to hear it to avoid embarrassment.

But Wang Keming, who perked up his ears in embarrassment to carefully observe Shen Qingchuan's movement, was obviously relieved because of Shen Qingchuan's silence.

But right away, Wang Keming couldn't feel lucky, because immediately after, his stomach let out a second unbearable and uncontrollable growl.

But this time Wang Keming was not so lucky.

Because Shen Qingchuan, who was still concentrating on beating zombies just now, laughed softly after hearing this stomach growl.

"You are hungry?"

Wang Keming opened his eyes and said nonsense: "No, it's the sound from my mobile phone."

As soon as the words fell, Wang Keming's stomach rang a third time one after another.

This time, Wang Keming's thick skin was no longer worth it, and he blushed a lot.

Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Damn it!

It's over!It's over!It's over!It's over!

The dense barrage is like a group of galloping and active grass mud horses, happily running wildly on the grassland in Wang Keming's heart.

It's dying.

Now it's all over, in Shen Qingchuan's eyes, I must already be an out-and-out idiot.

"Even if it is a rice bucket, the rice bucket is empty now."

Shen Qingchuan pressed the screen of the phone to black, and he casually put the phone on the coffee table in front of the sofa.

Wang Keming was wondering, how did Shen Qingchuan know what he was thinking?

But Shen Qingchuan smiled with eyebrows and eyes crooked: "You just muttered it yourself."

Oh!

My goddamn bug.

"Then I'm going to cook you something to eat now?"

"This is too much trouble for you." Wang Keming said coyly.

Shen Qingchuan leaned his head eight degrees to the left, showing a devilish smile: "Then I won't go."

"No, Dad, I was the one talking nonsense just now."

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This person Shen Qingchuan is simply omnipotent.

After waiting and waiting in the living room, and finally when Shen Qing Kawabata came to give him food, Wang Keming couldn't help sighing like this after all.

The braised chicken wings are slender to the bone, and the sauce on top is even more lustrous.

Coupled with the porridge that Shen Qingchuan helped him cook over low heat, Wang Keming almost cried.

Because it was already late at night after all, Shen Qingchuan only helped Wang Keming cook braised chicken wings and a small pot of porridge.

Wang Keming, who was eating supper, had nothing to do and was still talking to Shen Qingchuan: "Oh, Shen Qingchuan, I really didn't expect that you can cook."

"You were in our xx middle school back then, no wonder you were recognized as a male god."

"Li Ang said that you are famous, even he, who was from another school, has heard of your famous name."

After Wang Keming said three sentences in a row, Shen Qingchuan chose a half-question and half-exclamation sentence from Wang Keming's nonsense to answer.

Shen Qingchuan replied with one word: "Oh."

Wang Keming has always been a good player of self-indulgence, he continued to talk to himself indifferently:

"But it's very strange, why did the two high school bastards in the physical education class say they know you?"

And it seems that what they know is some negative news about Shen Qingchuan, which is really very rare.

Wang Keming was referring to the two high school bullies Shen Qingchuan met in physical education class the day after he beat up Zheng Kai in his evening self-study class.

Shen Qingchuan was paralyzed on the sofa. This time, he was playing Landlords while holding his mobile phone. Most of this hobby was learned from Wang Keming.

Shen Qingchuan said: "You want to know?"

Wang Keming didn't even care that he still had chicken wings in his mouth, so he quickly started nodding.

Whether it's body language or demeanor, he vividly expressed his desire to know Shen Qingchuan's past.

Seeing Wang Keming's appearance, Shen Qingchuan seemed to be amused by him.

So Shen Qingchuan leaned close to Wang Keming's ear, and then evoked a despicable smile: "Then I..."

"I must not tell you."

Fuck that bastard!

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Originally, Wang Keming had to wash the bowls after the meal by himself, but when Wang Keming was packing up the bowls and chopsticks on the coffee table, Shen Qingchuan suddenly felt like he was in a state of epilepsy, and frantically took the bowls from Wang Keming's hands. Take away the bowls and chopsticks.

The original words of Shen Qingchuan himself were: "You are a guest after all, I still have a little bit of hospitality."

Hey, why is there a way of hospitality at this time?

I!Wang Keming!I won't even believe a single punctuation mark in what you said this time!

Well, I still believe it.

Hearing these words, Wang Keming, like a bird out of the cage, happily rolled on the blanket in the living room after Shen Qingchuan entered the kitchen.

But after all, if something is abnormal, there must be a demon. Wang Keming still has basic vigilance and curiosity.

Therefore, Wang Keming sneaked into the kitchen when Shen Qingchuan was really about to wash up and go to the toilet.

The kitchen is very clean, and the dishes and chopsticks are neatly placed where they should be.

The appearance of the double-door refrigerator also looks unmistakable.

Then what is the reason why Shen Qingchuan is suddenly so abnormal?

then……

Wang Keming saw strange-shaped suspected chicken wings that were piled up neatly in the kitchen trash can and burned like black charcoal.

Move your gaze down and to the left of the trash can.

Wang Keming also discovered Ma Yun's vacuum food bag.

Where did the braised chicken wings that Wang Keming ate just now come from? Now it is almost clear at a glance.

Taking into account the self-esteem of student Shen Qingchuan, as well as the possibility of being beaten by Shen Qingchuan if he exposes this matter.

Wang Keming decisively chose to pretend that he didn't know anything.

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