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Zhang Jie's Confession Tutorial

One was from Shi Xu, saying that he would be back tomorrow, and the other was from Aunt He.

Aunt He and his family’s farmhouse business grew bigger and bigger in the past few years, and opened a large-scale store in the city. Aunt He, an old man who has never been able to keep up with the pace of young people, also has spare money to study mobile phones. The level of education is not high, so typing is still difficult for her, and what she is sending to Cheng Xia now is just a voice message.

Cheng Xia was also taken aback when he saw the text message from Aunt He, and it took him a long time to remember that this was the last time he was addicted to playing a real-life decryption game. He wanted to find out what happened to his parents before, so he asked Aunt He out of curiosity. Ago.

Aunt He's family used to have a good relationship with him, but the relationship has been diluted a lot over the years, and they still keep in touch during the holidays, but Aunt He who watched Cheng Xia grow up is still very close to him, so Cheng Xia When Xia asked "When will my parents get divorced", Aunt He still thought about it seriously.She is getting old, her memory is not very good, and she will not remember it for a while, but she misses Cheng Xia, and has been helping him to pay attention to this matter these days, and will send Cheng Xia a message when she remembers it.

Cheng Xia was a little embarrassed, he was the one who asked Aunt He first, but now he forgot, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that he was too unreliable.He planned to thank Aunt He after listening to the voice, and then told her that he no longer needed it, but he didn't expect that after listening to the recording, he changed his mind again.

"Xiao Xia, I remember that your parents were fine before, but they went out for two or three months for some reason, and then your father came back alone, and your mother and you disappeared. At that time, you were just born. ..."

After hearing Aunt He's voice, Cheng Xia frowned again - this finally matched the family portrait!

So his parents divorced after living in the old house for a while?Because Wang Hao talked about it countless times after he was drunk, saying that Yirou dislikes the poor and loves the rich. He always thought that they divorced when life was difficult, but in fact, life was not difficult when they broke up?

Cheng Xia was thinking about something, but he couldn't figure out the last difficult problem. Zhang Xie was amazed, saying that the master finally had a day when he couldn't solve the final problem.

Zhang Jie was feeling emotional while swiping his phone, and looked down at the phone with his head down, and he didn't have much real emotion when he saw it.

This guy, it's fine if he doesn't do his homework with him, and he doesn't even care when he hits someone... Cheng Xia angrily gave her a brain bang, seeing that Uncle Chen was coming, he packed his things and was about to leave.

Only then did Zhang Jie move his eyes away from the phone with difficulty: "Ah? You are leaving? Then what should I do with this question?"

Cheng Xia carried his schoolbag on his shoulders, and waved his hands to Zhang Jie with his back: "Fate, I don't think I can figure it out today." Because he was going home to mess with his parents again.

Alas, why did he listen to Aunt He's voice?As soon as he heard this, he was going to be ticked off to flip through the photos again.

—— Cheng Xia thought excitedly.

So when Xu returned home, he saw Cheng Xia who was still holding a lot of photos.

Shi Xu listened to all the brief descriptions of the story from Cheng Xia, and directly took all the photos in his hand, chasing him away as if chasing a child: "You should ask your father about this kind of thing, don't play with these things here Alright, go do your homework."

Cheng Xia, who was idle and bored and had nothing to do, muttered softly: "I don't even know where my dad is, how can I ask him..."

Hearing Cheng Xia's words, Shi Xu asked in confusion: "What do you mean you don't know where your father is? Don't you have his contact number?"

Cheng Xia took it for granted, "I don't have a good relationship with him, so of course I wouldn't leave his phone number... By the way, does he have a phone?" Why did he feel that he had never seen Wang Hao use it when he was a child?

Shi Xu thought for a while before concluding: "So you haven't contacted your dad since Qingming dragged me to accompany you to move things that year?"

Cheng Xia is not as reluctant to mention childhood as before, on the contrary, he can always spit out the black mud of his childhood very relaxedly in the face of time: "Not only since then, but since I came home, I have nothing to say. I’ve met him but haven’t contacted him. At that time, I hated him very much and didn’t want to see him. After he moved away, I couldn’t see him anymore.”

Shi Xu didn't know what to say, and the two of them were silent for a while, before Shi Xu broke the silence: "Do you want to see your father?"

Cheng Xia frowned unconsciously, he... didn't know whether he wanted it or not.Cheng Xia couldn't think of an answer for a while, so he could only push the topic away: "There is no difference, I can't see it anyway."

He didn't know whether it was intentional or not, so he pushed the topic further and further: "It's a pity that I want to know so many things, but I can't do anything. I could ask him a lot of things. He is definitely a key npc in the game. Now I can't find out." Heart-scratching..."

Shi Xu poked Cheng Xia's face, and Cheng Xia was so startled that he fell back, almost leaning the swivel chair beside the bed.Shi Xu hurriedly grabbed a handful: "Why do you react so strongly?"

Cheng Xia, who realized that he had done something stupid again, shut his mouth tightly and kept quiet, but Shi Xu was not forgiving at all—he remembered that Cheng Xia overreacted because he suddenly poked his face, which made him unable to help Recalling his speculation that night, he approached Cheng Xia eagerly, and asked tentatively, "Are you afraid that I will touch you?"

Cheng Xia originally wanted to keep calm and reply him "not afraid" as usual, but suddenly remembered that he was going to test him after Shi Xu came back, so he swallowed the words from his mouth abruptly, and changed to a provocative one. Tone: "Aren't you afraid that I will touch you?"

Shi Xu and Cheng Xia's eyes met, both of them vaguely sensed something this time, Cheng Xia grabbed the quilt nervously, but Shi Xu suddenly smiled and said: "Of course I'm not afraid, I like it when you touch me. "

I rub!

Cheng Xia was so excited that he was setting off fireworks!

——Is this a hint, is it a hint, is it a hint?Didn't it imply how could you speak so ambiguously?

Cheng Xia wanted to say something to fight back, but he choked when he opened his mouth—he has no experience, what should he say at this time?Just pierce the window paper?Or try again?After all, there was only such a sentence that really made him feel uncertain, and if Shi Xu didn't mean that, he would die.

Cheng Xia didn't hold back a word for a long time, Shi Xu had no choice but to speak first: "Your father's problem... If you want to find him, I can help you, you should think about it first."

After Shi Xu finished speaking, he walked out of the room, leaving Cheng Xia alone in a daze.

Why did he change the subject again?The atmosphere was about to explode just now, but he told me about Wang Hao? !

What does it mean?Don't you admit the "like" I said before...

Cheng Xia rolled himself into the quilt twice, and finally decided to ask for help outside the court, he especially needed Zhang Jin.

On the other side, Shi Xu was also scratching his heart with all kinds of claws.

Cheng Xia couldn't figure out what Shi Xu meant when he suddenly changed the subject at the end. In fact, he meant the same thing as Cheng Xia - the sentence that was almost a confession came out, but the other party didn't express anything, and he was very kind!

What if Cheng Xia didn't mean that to him, but figured out the meaning of his coquettish words, wouldn't he die of embarrassment in the future?Seeing that the situation was not going well, Shi Xu hurriedly thought of a way to remedy it, regained his tentative toes on the verge of death, and wanted to continue the project of boiling the frog in warm water.

Shi Xu was worse than Cheng Xia. He didn't have a dog-headed military advisor who could tell the boy's thoughts, so he could only be tortured by himself, which made him regret keeping Qi Bianrong from telling him. After all, one more person means one more brain. Maybe it will be useful at that time... Wait?How big can Qi Bianrong's brain be?Don't lose weight...

Shi Xu sighed, and felt that it would be better for him to stop thinking about it. He always felt that with Qi Bianrong's IQ and EQ, he couldn't squeeze out any good ideas at all.

After Shi Xu came back, Zhang Jin couldn't spend all day happily doing Cheng Xia's homework, because Shi Xu had to go home with Cheng Xia every day, and Cheng Xia, who valued sex over friends, didn't want Shi Xu to wait any longer. He simply drove away Zhang Jie, who was rubbing against the school bully every day to solve the problem.

Zhang Jin: "...What about human nature? While squeezing me to find a way for you, you are driving me away??"

"Isn't it that Shi Xu doesn't like you? You don't want to hear him hate you as soon as you meet, do you? So it's a great idea not to let you meet. Besides," Cheng Xia handed Zhang Jie a whole stack of review outside the classroom The materials, he said emphatically, "I even compiled a copy of the materials for you, which is good enough for you."

When Zhang Jie received an unexpected gift, he was naturally overjoyed. He took it with bright eyes, and his gesture was as sneaky as if he was sharing pornographic materials with Cheng Xia: "Forgive you."

Seeing that she had finally coaxed the master well, Cheng Xia urged her: "My promise has been fulfilled, what about yours? Have you figured out what I'm going to do?" Last time Shi Xu said "I like it" inexplicably. After the topic was changed, Cheng Xia asked Zhang Jie for help, but she fell silent as soon as she heard it, saying that she needed time to think, but she hadn't come up with any constructive suggestions until now.

When it comes to Zhang Jie, she can't be happy anymore. She is a love novice, and she is no better than Cheng Xia at all. Let her think of a good way to confess... Even if she is killed, she can't think of it.But she thinks that she should be much more skilled than the idiot Cheng Xia, Zhang Jie thought quite proudly: After all, I found the double arrow between Cheng Xia and Shi Xu—this is what neither of them have. Discovery!

Zhang Jie coughed seriously, and said confidently: "It's a trivial matter, I thought about it a long time ago, you should go to the movies with him."

"..." Cheng Xia suspected that his ears were failing, "What did you say?"

Zhang Yu affirmed: "That's right, before confessing, you must make the other party happy, eat with him, play with him, and do all the happy things with him—this is the only way to succeed!"

No matter how stupid Cheng Xia is, he knows that this is the dating routine of normal male and female couples, and feels cheated: "Impossible, I am not in a normal situation with him, but... you know, this copying will definitely end."

"Absolutely not." Zhang Jie is very confident. She is almost sure that Shi Xu also likes Cheng Xia. In fact, as long as Cheng Xia confesses, Shi Xu is unlikely to reject him.

If she really missed, it's no big deal, because if Shi Xu didn't like Cheng Xia, he wouldn't have the patience to play with Cheng Xia so many times, so Cheng Xia wouldn't confess his love foolishly.

Perfect——Zhang Jie thinks he is a genius!

The author has something to say:

Yaoshou, the dog-headed strategist Zhang Yu commanded Cheng Xia to use TV drama routines to confess his love to others (manual dog head)

As I was writing, I actually felt that Zhang Jin’s idea seemed to be okay...

Thanks to the reader "Bai." for the nutrient solution! ~(?￣???￣??)~ Bear hugs for you!