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Shi Xu really regarded Cheng Xia as free labor, and he handed over all the work of the script to Cheng Xia. He pretended to make contributions to the class, but in fact he was exploiting child labor. It was Cheng Xia who protested so that Shi Xu invited him again. After meeting several classmates who were in the same situation as him, they finally reached a consensus: Cheng Xia provided the core story, and the other few with good writing skills would polish the script.

In this way, the workload has been reduced by half, and Cheng Xia is already very satisfied with the treatment.

In fact, there is another advantage of their class performing stage plays, that is, the cost of renting costumes is extremely small, which greatly reduces the cost.

As the squad leader, Shi Xu was busy looking for costumes and props, but it was really hard to find a set of "Ugly Prince" costumes. Even with Xu Ziya's large clothing store, it was not easy. I searched a lot in my private clothing collection but couldn't find any suitable ones, so when I came out, I spread it on the sofa with a sad face, as if my body had been hollowed out.

The role of the "ugly prince" still has to start from Cheng Xia's script.

Cheng Xia is not a person who is so amazing and gorgeous, all he can think of is to reverse the story and reverse it again through reverse thinking.

The original work they chose was "Cinderella". The core story was "Cinderella was transformed into a beauty by a fairy, and successfully charmed the prince to reach the pinnacle of her life." People become ugly, in order to let the prince and Cinderella be together, finally choose to lower the prince's appearance."

When Cheng Xia watched it, he couldn't even think about what the "ugly prince" was like, so he made a suggestion: "Why don't you choose this actor first, and then look for clothes from the actor?"

Shi Xu's eyes lit up—that's right!

So the five class cadres gathered together and began to discuss the issue of actors.Because in "The Ugly Prince", the "ugliness" is too difficult to express vividly, so everyone unanimously decided to position this character as "chubby". Chubby characters always have special funny effects. The person they finally choose It is the little chubby Yang Ning in the class.

However, due to the outstanding feature of this role, which is "ugly", it is difficult for the class leaders to appoint someone to play. Thanks to Yang Ning's self-recommendation, otherwise they could only choose to draw lots in the whole class, and finally let Yang Ning play the role in a black box.

With Xiaopangdun as a reference, Shi Xu quickly found a suitable costume from Xu Ziya.

Taking this opportunity, several class cadres planned to select all the actors for the main roles.

Yu Xiaoyan came up with an idea: "Isn't this a spoof nonsensical stage play? Shouldn't we add a reverse string?"

The five people nodded at the same time, and they all felt that this proposal was good.

"We'd better look for someone with a big contrast. For example, Cinderella can find someone who is tall and tall. Dong Hao is good," Shi Xu thought seriously, "The prince wants a girl who is shorter and thinner to act..."

Dong Hao, who was also on the scene as a sports committee member, suddenly felt what is called a natural disaster-why did the role of Cinderella fall on him? !He doesn't want to wear women's clothing and draw King Kong Barbie!Dong Hao struggled weakly, expressing that he did not want to play Cinderella, but no one understood his despair, but unanimously persuaded him to "strive for collective honor".

So the candidates for Cinderella are roughly settled in this way-if there is no other reversal, then the actor of the prince should be carefully considered.

Hanhai's auditorium has a big screen, which means that the faces of the actors on the stage can be seen on the big screen at a close distance. Thinking of this, Shi Xu added another condition: "It's not as funny as a woman dressing up as a man is like a man dressing up as a woman. To achieve a spoof effect, it is best to find someone who looks funny to stimulate the audience's emotions, such as..." Shi Xu began to search for girls in the class who meet the standards in his mind, and blurted out, "Yu Xiaoyan is not bad."

Yu Xiaoyan: "...haha, looks, funny?"

As soon as these words came out, everything was silent, and only then did Shi Xu realize that he might have stabbed a hornet's nest...

Objectively speaking, Yu Xiaoyan is quite handsome, with big eyes, small nose and small mouth. At first glance, she looks pretty good, but unfortunately her big eyes are paired with single eyelids, her nose is small but has a bulbous nose, and the most important thing is her eyebrows - thick It is black and straight, like two pieces of seaweed attached to the eyes... Well, it has a funny effect.

But it's one thing to look at it objectively, and another thing to say it. Since Shi Xu dared to say that a girl "looks funny", then he must pay the price.

"Okay, I'll play the prince." Yu Xiaoyan suddenly smiled like a spring flower, looked Shi Xu up and down, and then revealed the fox's tail, flatteringly said: "Oh, I didn't think so at ordinary times, but now I see the monitor She is quite strong and tall, and she looks very masculine, so she must be wearing Cinderella's makeup, and she will definitely feel ecstasy, right?"

"..." Shi Xu had a calm face, and while holding back the hairs on his back, he retorted calmly, "Am I strong? Is it just tall? As for masculinity... This kind of thing is still used to describe the bearded Dong Haogeng." Is it appropriate..." What Shi Xu said was the truth, although he has muscles, he is slender overall, not as muscular as Dong Hao; his appearance is also heroic, not as rough as Dong Hao who is full of stubble.

Shi Xu finally couldn't think of words, so he could only repeat a few words for emphasis: "It's really Dong Hao's performance that is better."

Shi Xu wanted to turn down the drudgery, but Dong Hao didn't cooperate. He finally saw the bad luck move away from him, and quickly seized the opportunity: "How could it be! Monitor, you have to remember that we can't just be funny, but also be funny with connotations. I, with a full beard, won’t become a judge of ugliness once I come on stage? It’s too low-key, we must insist on being serious and funny!” Dong Hao burst out of inspiration in an instant, and the words he said almost convinced himself , he couldn't help but slapped his thigh and exclaimed, "This sounds so reasonable!"

Shi Xu: "..."

After Dong Hao finished attacking, Yu Xiaoyan went on: "Squad leader, why don't we use voting to decide who will play Cinderella?"

Shi Xu: "..."

Their voting is usually held among the five class cadres. Now the four committee members of labor, entertainment, study, and sports plus him as the squad leader, Yu Xiaoyan, the entertainment committee member, and Dong Hao, the sports committee member, will definitely vote for Shixu to play Cinderella. Dong Hao's good buddy, the labor committee, of course supports Dong Hao, and will also choose to let Shi Xun play Cinderella... At least three of the five people chose to let Shi Xun play Cinderella, so the final result is very clear.

Yu Xiaoyan applauded happily: "Okay! We can happily announce that the heroine's role has been resolved successfully!"

Shi Xu: "..." He felt the cruelty of the five-person voting system...

They usually tell the classmates to do it after an internal discussion between five people. Many students who were assigned exhausting errands were full of bitter tears, saying that they were simply fascists; Just desperately squeeze the laboring civilians; there is no natural reason...

Shi Xu usually only thinks that the drama of these classmates is quite enough, and he doesn't feel sad until the pain hurts himself.

"Wait a minute!" At this moment, Shi Xu finally remembered the kindness of the classmates in the class, "We should ask the class at this time, right? After all, the activity should involve the whole class!"

What Shi Xu said was honest, but none of the other four agreed with him. They all said that you are usually with us in the Fish and Meat Township, and now you suddenly abandon evil and do good, what is it really that they don't know?

But Shi Xu has always insisted on democracy in a high-sounding manner, and the other four people couldn't hold his head and let him act. At this moment, Yu Xiaoyan rolled his eyes, thought about it, and suddenly smiled strangely: "Squad leader, if the classmates in the class The vote also said to choose you, so you can act with peace of mind?"

Shi Xu: "That's right..." Yu Xiaoyan's strange smile gave him an ominous premonition.

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At the class meeting on Wednesday, Yu Xiaoyan suddenly walked up to the podium, coughed twice, and told them about the obstacles they encountered in choosing stage actors.

Yu Xiaoyan: "We decided to use reverse characters to enhance the funny effect. Among them, the prince has already decided to be played by me, because the squad leader appointed me to have a funny face..."

When Yu Xiaoyan said this, there was a burst of laughter from the audience. Yu Xiaoyan was very popular and had a lot of bad friends. Many people who knew her well laughed and said that the monitor did a good job.

Shi Xu felt that something was wrong, so he could only maintain a stiff and polite smile on his face, staring at her closely. As someone who has been familiar with Yu Xiaoyan for the past two days, he can feel that there are many ghost ideas and he is afraid of the world. The stable girl may have made another bad move.

Sure enough, when Yu Xiaoyan spoke again, it was high energy that Shixu could not accept: "In return, I gave a heroine to the class monitor as a gift, and Dong Hao and the others also agreed..."

Shi Xu: Can I swear?

However, Shi Xu also heard the word "Originally", and still had a faint hope in his heart, imagining that there might be a turning point?

Yu Xiaoyan quickly shattered his fantasy, she smiled wickedly: "But this is too unfair to the students who want to play the heroine! So we decided to ask your opinion first: Is there any boy who wants to play Gray Girl, you can raise your hand to compete fairly with the squad leader~"

Cheng Xia, who was sitting right in front of Shi Xu, was almost dying of laughter when he heard it. He ignored Shi Xu who was threatening him by grabbing his clothes, and stood up and shouted: "No! I very much support the monitor playing Cinderella."

After Cheng Xia's howling, the boys also reacted, and happily followed Cheng Xia several times, "We support the monitor to play the heroine!" Yu Xiaoyan nodded in agreement with a smile on her face, so this time there will be This is how the optional casting came to an end.

Congratulations to Shi Xu for being selected as the heroine.

Yu Xiaoyan jumped off the podium and said to Shi Xu with a smile: "Squad leader, are you satisfied with my democracy?"

Shi Xu grabbed Cheng Xia's clothes with one hand and rubbed his head with the other, obviously he was the accountant who just "howled" with Cheng Xia.Hearing Yu Xiaoyan's voice, he raised his head and smiled without haze, but what came out of his mouth was "hehe".

Yu Xiaoyan was so tired, she was no longer afraid of the fox laughing squad leader after she was released, and now she just felt excited: "Smiling without saying a word is satisfaction, right? I understand the squad leader, I hope you can remember to order a new set of suitable size for yourself clothes!"

It was rare for Cheng Xia, who had his head rubbed, not to resist. He was still immersed in the ocean of joy and could not extricate himself. He repeated Yu Xiaoyan's words without winking: "Sir, remember to prepare a dress that fits the size!"

As soon as the words were finished, Cheng Xia's hair exploded into a hedgehog and suffered two more vicious hands, but he didn't care at all, and laughed again while covering his stomach.

Cheng Xia laughed until tears came out, the messy black hair was winding on the fair cheeks, the contrast of the two extreme colors gave people a visual impact, Shi Xu faced Cheng Xia's face, looked at it, Slowly, he stopped, and he was no longer annoyed, but looked at him with raised eyebrows, and said lazily, "You like my women's clothing so much?"

Cheng Xia wiped away tears: "Yeah, I like your women's clothing so much! I still have several photos in my phone to prove it." He was talking about the loli version of Shi Xu that he took from the album earlier .

Shi Xu sneered, and rarely swears: "Loving a man's women's clothing is really a deep love. I'll just pretend that you like me. What a fucking honor."

"Cough!" Cheng Xia was choked suddenly, and it was not good to say what Shi Xu said, and it was not good, so he just kept coughing without saying a word.

Shi Xu patted Cheng Xia's back tenderly, but he could run the train with his mouth: "I really can't bear to see my admirer in such a miserable state. Is there any water here to drink?"

Cheng Xia coughed until his face turned red, and it took him a long time to utter a word: "Get lost."

The author has something to say: Cheng Xia: Hee hee, now, we have to choose someone to play Cinderella!

So, which boy is so lucky~

Shi Xu: ...

Thanks to the reader "Viumbe_" for the nutrient solution ~ Fancy Meme Da for you!