Bamboo horses peck each other daily

At this time, Cheng Xia already had a premonition that he was going to suffer, so he quietly gave Shi Xu a look, but Shi Xu and him had a sympathetic heart, and their eyes just collided.Before Cheng Xia's help-seeking eyes reached Shi Xu, he received Shi Xu's message of "you ask for more blessings".

"Student, don't flirt with the people around you. It's a big crowd, how bad is that?" The instructor didn't know where the evil eyes came from, but he actually watched Cheng Xia and Shi Xu exchange glances throughout the whole process.

Cheng Xia: "..." Being caught for the second time, it's over.

Sure enough, the instructor began to talk at length from eye to eye again, following the same routine as "Oh", talking about military training rules to army rules, and after mentioning his comrades, the emphasis was on what was completely different from what was said before. black history!

Cheng Xia didn't know how long he had been nagging the instructor. He only knew that the instructor stopped until his heels were about to rot. He showed mercy and let them move around.

"Student, what's your name?"

From then on, Cheng Xia opened the devil chapter of his military training routine.

What is a person selected by the instructor?That is, when the instructors want to explain new movements, they are the first to be brought out to demonstrate.

"It doesn't matter if you don't do well, just practice more." These are the instructor's original words, which completely cut off Cheng Xia's idea of ​​pretending to be poor.Thanks to the instructor's hype, at least now Chengxia is well-known in the class. When everyone mentions Chengxia, the first thing that comes to mind is "that unlucky one who was targeted by the instructor".

Thinking of this, Cheng Xia lost his mind. What he was most afraid of was not being targeted by the instructor and not being lazy, but that as someone who the instructor cared deeply about, he had to demonstrate in front of the whole class.A few days ago, his standing at attention was fine, but the most frightening thing was that he was about to practice dagger exercises, and he might be asked to demonstrate again.

Dagger gymnastics is a kind of gymnastics in which the performance is spectator and the practicality is rubbed under the feet.It is to collect many beautiful dagger dancing movements into one set, and then rely on the unique number advantage of Greater China to create an extraordinary effect.

Even if it is just a kind of gymnastics, it is not easy to practice it within three days, so the instructors deliberately deleted some movements, added a few slogans interspersed in them, and made up for the deletions with loud roars. Actions that become extraordinarily simple.

But this is a good thing for Cheng Xia, because the simple movements mean that he can learn them quickly, so at least he doesn't have to make a fool of himself in front of others because he can't remember the movements.

On the third night, the school uniformly distributed plastic daggers.The material of the plastic dagger is soft, and once the dagger is drawn, it will shake three times before it touches the enemy. It is called "treasure sword" by the students, or "sword" for short.

The instructors also began to teach the first form of dagger exercises in the afternoon.Originally, the students were all happy to learn something novel, but in just one afternoon, their enthusiasm fell to the bottom, because practicing dagger exercises was more tiring than those things standing at attention!

If the basic movements of standing at attention and stepping are mechanical repetitions that make people unable to stop and rest so as to achieve the result of tempering people, then dagger exercises use long-term fixation to make people's hands and feet weak—in order to let them remember every step of dagger exercises For each movement, the instructors all use the same teaching method: let the students stand there after posing a movement, walk slowly among the whole class, correct a few irregular movements, and then let everyone move their hands and feet.In other words, students have to maintain a movement for up to 10 minutes, as well as the posture of stepping on the ground with one foot...

This is embarrassing people...

The whole class was practicing dagger exercises, and Cheng Xia was no exception, but he was caught by the instructor, and he poured all the following moves into his mind, and then the instructor said: "Remember to go back to practice tonight, and tomorrow you can do it." Let you lead a team alone, and you will teach them as the captain."

Um?team leader?

Cheng Xia caught the key words right away: "Report, are you leading the team to watch them practice?" Isn't it right that you don't need to practice? !

The instructor glanced at him with childish eyes: "Yes. The premise is that you have to pass the test."

Cheng Xia finally felt the wonderful taste of hard work and reward: "Yes! Guaranteed to complete the task!"

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Cheng Xia's roommates wondered whether Cheng Xia had changed his sex that night, or why did he practice the dagger so happily?

Cheng Xia: "Hee hee!"

Roommate: ...I'm afraid I didn't practice stupidly.

Early in the morning of the fourth day, Shi Xu saw Cheng Xia standing on the playground in high spirits. When Cheng Xia saw Shi Xu, he spontaneously clung to him and chatted happily with him.

Shi Xu was also happy to chat with Cheng Xia, but there was one thing that he really had to say, he coughed lightly: "Cheng Xia, where's your knife?"

Cheng Xia's high spirits were interrupted, and he said inexplicably: "Knife? What kind of knife... Uh!" Cheng Xia casually touched the belt with the dagger on it, and felt that something was wrong when it was empty.

Cheng Xia was excited all night, and finally his joy gave way to sorrow—he forgot his plastic dagger in the dormitory.

There is an entire teaching building between the dormitory and the training ground. The Hanhai Middle School jointly run by the middle and high schools is not just for fun. Upstairs, downstairs, back to the playground, the whole process ran down, and the military training was about to start...

Cheng Xia touched the empty belt again, pursed his lips and raised his head, trying to find comfort from Shi Xu with his last sliver of hope: "There is no rehearsal anyway, so it shouldn't matter if you don't have a knife?"

Shi Xu looked at him lovingly: "What do you think?"

At the moment when Cheng Xia was debating whether to sprint back to the dormitory, the instructor unexpectedly arrived ahead of time——Cheng Xia finally didn't have to worry about it anymore, because now he had no choice...

The instructor stood on the playground with his hands behind his back, whistled and shouted: "Grade [-], class [-] gather—"

The students who had been trained for three days lined up obediently, and quickly formed a square formation. Only Cheng Xia did not return to his original position, but stood next to Shi Xu, fishing in troubled waters, and whispering to him: " Shi Xu, can you lend me your knife? I promise you won't be caught by the instructor today!"

Cheng Xia was able to guarantee it because Shi Xu didn't hold the instructor's hatred in the first place, so he could stay in the phalanx without being discovered. Another reason was that the instructor promised him "let him be the captain to train their platoon today", So when he supervised the team's training, he could return the dagger to Shi Xu. Wouldn't that be the best of both worlds?

It's a pity that before Shi Xu answered, Cheng Xia was caught by the instructor again: "Student Cheng Xia, why did you come here?"

Cheng Xia: "..." I'm so embarrassed, why do the instructors stare at me every day.

The instructor raised the brim of his hat: "Come on! Answer."

Cheng Xia closed his eyes and smashed the jar: "Report, I changed it accidentally."

The instructor twitched his lips: "Student, you were at the end of the team, this is the leader, how can you be careless?!" After speaking, the instructor felt that Cheng Xia was talking nonsense, so he chased Cheng Xia in disgust: "Go, go, go back. What do you think you two are doing? Are you glued together all day long?"

Before the training started, the students were bold enough to laugh out loud, especially several of the girls who had been treated lightly in front of them boldly shouted: "Instructor, they are called good friends!"

Cheng Xia went to his place without looking back, his ears were already red before he raised his face.Now that the Internet corruption culture is rampant, he certainly knows what those girls mean. In fact, there were many girls who were like this in junior high school, but he didn't care about them at all at the time, but now he is tied up with Shi Xu to make fun of him. I can't stand it.

The instructor didn't know if he understood what the girls said, so he raised his head and began to tease Shi Xu: "Student Cheng Xia is a good friend, right? What's his name?"

"..." Shi Xu thought that this was a disaster from heaven, but he had to answer the instructor, so he said, "My name is Shi Xu."

The instructor smiled: "Student Shi Xu. Cheng Xia is pulled out every day as a demonstration. Have you been infected? Yesterday Cheng Xia memorized the whole set of dagger exercises. How are you practicing as a good friend?"

Shi Xu said honestly: "I have written it all down." Soon he was praised by the instructor, and he was patted on the shoulder and shouted "Not bad".

Cheng Xia couldn't understand why the instructor's attitude towards Shi Xu was so normal, but he always liked to tease himself out...

Just then, the bell rang for the start of training.

The instructor stood up straight in an instant, turned his head and shouted to the first class: "Everyone has it! Stand in a military posture!"

Seeing everyone standing upright with their heads held high and their chests held high, the instructor nodded in satisfaction, walked up to Cheng Xia, pulled him out of the team, and told him some precautions for training.

Cheng Xia listened very carefully, the instructor was very satisfied, until he asked Cheng Xia to draw out the knife and dance again, let him see the effect.

Cheng Xia: "..."

Seeing that Xia Bantian hadn't moved, the instructor frowned and asked, "Didn't you hear? Let you demonstrate."

Cheng Xia went all out: "Report to the instructor, I forgot my knife!"

The instructor choked for a moment, and then taunted again: "Practice with a dagger without a knife? Are you very good? Go back and get it!"

Cheng Xia is trained by the instructor every day, and he has developed antibodies. He deeply found that this kind of thing can get used to it after a lot of experience, just like when Shi Xu helped him apply prickly heat powder. Isn't he as pale as a chrysanthemum now?

Cheng Xia practiced his face and started to play dead: "Is it okay if I don't take it?"

Instructor: "If you don't use a knife, what do you practice with?"

Cheng Xia blinked, and put on a serious face: "Report, if you have a knife in your heart, you have a knife in your hand!"

As soon as the words fell, there was continuous laughter in the phalanx in the class. Seeing that the situation was not good, the instructor immediately stepped out to control the field: "Whoever I find laughing, run around!"

The first group fell silent for an instant, and the effect was remarkable.

Seeing that the group of phalanxes became as quiet as chickens again, the instructor turned to Cheng Xia and said, "Which is so much nonsense."

"Oh..." Cheng Xia rubbed his nose, suddenly thought of what happened to him when he said "oh" last time, and changed his words in an instant: "Yes!"

Then he ran back to the dormitory to get the knife in desperation.

When Cheng Xia finally came back after running profusely, he found that the instructor had promised him that he had been given the position of captain, and his heart was broken—he lost his benefits today, and he still has to practice with everyone...

Walking in again, he saw that the person who replaced him turned out to be Shi Xu.Cheng Xia tried to comfort himself: Anyway, it's time, this is one of his own... What a ghost, he just hopes that he can be comfortable for a day without training, why is it so difficult to achieve?

Seeing that Cheng Xia finally came back, Shi Xu waved at him: "Come here, our team is short of you."

Cheng Xia joined the team with a sullen face.

Cheng Xia is very familiar with the process of dagger exercises. It is basically mindless practice. In addition, Shi Xun is not as perverted as the instructor and likes to make people fix their postures. It can be more comfortable, but in the end Shi Xu counterattacked, and I still feel depressed.

Cheng Xia lowered his head to go through the process of dagger manipulation, and felt that Shi Xu had poked himself twice.Shi Xu suppressed his voice, and the smile on the corner of his mouth showed a little gloating: "You have been excited since last night because of being the captain, right?"

Shi Xu knew Cheng Xia well, so he was not surprised to guess that Cheng Xia would be sure, but he just glanced at him resentfully.

Shi Xu couldn't help laughing a few times, held Cheng Xia's wrist, pretended to adjust his posture, and actually whispered to him: "So you want to be the captain?"

Shi Xu was so close that Cheng Xia could even feel his breath rubbing against his face like soft fluff.Cheng Xia turned sideways, took a step back, and turned his eyes back not to look at Shi Xu, but directly at the big tree across the playground: "No, I just want to keep you in check."

Shi Xu raised his eyebrows, said "oh" meaningfully, and stopped talking.

The author has something to say: Q: What kind of experience is it like to "make a wedding dress for others"?

Cheng Xia: I don’t want to recall the past experience anymore...

Q: But what if it was your sweetheart who cut you off?

Cheng Xia: =_= I can only forgive him like my father!