Bamboo horses peck each other daily

In a group of people, everyone was wolfing down food, and Qiu Xuyi's slow eating method was undoubtedly the most elegant and slowest.After everyone threw away the paper bucket with satisfaction, Qiu Xuyi had just finished eating.

He raised his glasses, took out a glass jar of red things from the suitcase, and said unhurriedly, "Actually, I have these."

Cheng Xia memorized the book absent-mindedly, leaning on the railing and looking down, his eyes lit up instantly.

There is a piece of paper pasted on the red glass jar, with three words "Old Godmother" written on it.

Yang Fan caught the old godmother, looked at it over and over again, and said excitedly: "It's great! If you have this, you can eat it in the rice!"

Qiu Xu bent the corner of his mouth and said, "I didn't know that food was so bad at first."

Gao Yi touched his chin and thought further: "We can't bring it into the cafeteria."

Everyone was silent. Indeed, the instructor said that you should not bring anything but a water bottle to the daily training. Girls can still deal with it according to their own circumstances. Boys must be punished if they do not obey the military order.

After thinking about it, Cheng Xia still said, "We can bring it to the cafeteria during breakfast, and then hide it in the bushes. The instructor will lead the team before eating, and we can just take it into the cafeteria secretly."

Qiu Xuyi was a little worried: "What if the instructor finds out?"

Cheng Xia said: "Relax, leave it to me!" He thought, and the instructor would not make a fuss and punish them for such a trivial matter.

Cheng Xia hurriedly climbed out of bed, took out a piece of homework paper, rolled it up, and wrapped Laoganma in it. His water bottle was specially designed for water, the one with a diameter of ten centimeters, and he could easily put Laoganma in it. When I went in, it was wrapped in a layer of homework paper and looked like decoration.

The boys in dormitory 311 surrounded Cheng Xia curiously, watched him finish his water bottle disguise, patted him on the shoulder encouragingly, and said, "Nice job!"

Qiu Xu took a look at the water bottle and asked, "What about your water? Don't you drink water tomorrow morning?" "I hid it and told the instructor that I forgot to fill it. Anyway, there is a hot water tank next to the cafeteria. , He will definitely let me pretend." Cheng Xia said, "We will hide it after we finish eating, and keep hiding it in the cafeteria."

So the food addition plan was decided.

The next morning, Cheng Xia showed his debut acting skills, perfectly hid the old godmother, and filled a bottle of water by the way, then sat down on the seat without any problems, and when he looked up, he saw a row of The boy smiled wretchedly with meaning, so he couldn't help but laugh out loud.

For our meal!

After training in the morning, everyone was as tired as a dead dog and rushed to the cafeteria.Taking advantage of the instructor leading the team, Cheng Xia squatted down as fast as he could, grabbed Lao Ganma and put it in his arms. He blocked it from all angles along the way, and finally put it at the foot of the chair he was sitting on.

The people in dormitory 311 deliberately found an opportunity to sit together because they had small calculations in their hearts. Cheng Xia is now facing a boy from their dormitory, and Gao Yi is sitting behind him.

As usual, the instructor wandered around the class he supervised, talking about today's situation and training a few words from time to time, which made a group of kids with ulterior motives anxious to death.

After finally waiting for the instructor to leave, Cheng Xia couldn't wait to open the old godmother, first scooped a small spoonful of food on her own food, and then passed a can of food from one person to another, to Gao Yi's hand When the time came, the people in 311 were already working hard.

Cheng Xia mixed the rice until it was glowing red, and was about to start when he felt someone tugging at his sleeve, and when he looked up, he saw a short-haired student from the Class [-] camp staring at him brightly: "Brother, can you help me?" Shall I have a spoon?"

Cheng Xia looked at Qiu Xuyi, and after receiving a look of "Let him take it", he passed the treasure in his hand to the short-haired classmate, and then he saw the short-haired classmate ran to the girl's camp at the next table to a The girl with the mushroom head poured a small spoonful of rice on the rice, and then returned the old godmother with satisfaction.

girl? ?Cheng Xia stared at the short haired girl for a long time before realizing that it was indeed a girl. He silently carried the bowl and picked up the rice. Seeing this scene, he suddenly had the feeling that the whole cafeteria would secretly bring side dishes to improve the food.

Facts have proved that Cheng Xia's feeling is right.Since 311 successfully broke through for the first time, people began to borrow old godmothers from them, and then they began to rely on themselves to buy mustard, and even heard that the entire dormitory raised funds to wholesale a large bag of pickled mustard and other snacks to mix in.

The old godmother of 311 has also completely retired, and they followed the fundraising to buy several packs of side dishes.These small menus are not very expensive to buy individually, and it is even cheaper for everyone to share equally. In addition, these small items in bags can be easily stuffed into pockets, and they are unanimously welcomed by everyone.

At noon on the fourth day of military training, everyone returned to the dormitory after satisfying their appetites, and collapsed into a cake on the bed.

Cheng Xia asked: "How much do we have left today?" He was talking about leftover side dishes every day, because everyone raised funds to buy them, so everyone ate very economically, and leftovers from one meal will be saved for the next meal .

Next, Yang Fan rubbed his stuffed stomach and said, "Let me see." He stood up with difficulty and moved towards the desk.

Since they started to improve their meals, everyone ate every meal until they went back with full stomachs.Although it is not necessarily delicious to eat some bagged vegetables with strong additives every day, but when they think of how thrilling the dishes in the cafeteria are, they eat extra vigorously, coupled with the daily training. They were so hungry that they made their stomachs bigger.

"Huh?" Yang Fan turned the table over and looked in the drawer, only to find something wrong: "No, who brought it back today?"

After asking around, everyone was dumbfounded.

"Oh my god! Didn't you take it back?" Yang Fan trembled exaggeratedly, "The instructor won't find out..."

Qiu Xu hesitantly said: "Uh, probably not, I think our instructors should have found out after so many days, and they haven't said that it should be fine..."

The crowd was silent.

In fact, it was a trivial matter. Thinking about it, the instructors probably would not be idle to check their dining tables. The most likely thing was that they were swept away by the aunts.

However, everyone has a bad feeling.

In fact, what Qiu Xuyi said was right. The instructors are not fools. There are so many of them committing crimes together, and they eat such a big smell. You can smell it as soon as you walk into the student cafeteria. The instructors will know it on the third day. Of course we have to catch everything.

So when the students were eating in the cafeteria that night, the instructors suddenly entered the cafeteria. A few students picked a few mustard greens and stuffed them into their mouths without any sense of crisis, and then they met the instructors with meaningful eyes, and Hun Fei was on the spot. .

What happened later was quite tragic, and all the students who enjoyed the small stove they brought were arrested.Since boys and girls sit separately, and school has just started, there is no small speaker who likes to spread gossip to build a communication bridge between these adolescent boys and girls, so there are only a few girls who are caught. A lot of a lot.

The boys in class one and class two were almost wiped out, and even a few girls were brought along, including the short-haired girl who asked Cheng Xia to borrow her old godmother, but the mushroom head was not among them.Half of the boys in Classes [-], [-], and [-] waded into the water, and three or four of them were forced to stand by the instructor as punishment.

Yes, in fact, this punishment is not uncommon. It is the military posture that is seen in military training every day, but this time it lasted extraordinarily long, definitely exceeding their daily military posture training time. Xia's scumbag physical strength has long been flattened.

"Tsk tsk, you are all too squeamish. You eat too much delicious food, and you can't bear it after only staying for a few days."

"Hey! Don't move that one over there!"

"I told him not to move, why are you laughing?"

The students complained, why do the instructors talk so much?

It's useless to slander, the instructor is still playing with them with a particularly bright smile.

Standing for too long, even if you are used to standing in a military posture, not many people can stay still, so many people start to move their hands and feet when the instructor turns around after persisting for a while.Fortunately, the instructors also knew their physical strength, so they didn't say anything when they saw it, but let them pass the military posture just like that.

Seeing that there was a sunset in the sky, the instructor shouted to leave, and chattered: "You said you are not stupid, you improved the food secretly, put the food on the table so carelessly, and ate it so loudly that no one would see it Ah, you dare to leave evidence on the table, and your teachers have come to complain! Next time, take it easy."

The meaning of these words is rich. Many people didn't realize it, but some monkey spirits stopped in their tracks, stood up straight with a smile, and said, "Yes! I promise to complete the task!"

After speaking, he sneaked into the army.

The rest of the students who responded to the science popularization by their classmates were also full of joy, and some people took advantage of the chaos and howled a few words, "I love you, instructor."

Standing for punishment took up too much time this time, as soon as Cheng Xia came out, looking at the sky, he thought it was time to take a bath, so he came out of the cafeteria and ran to the dormitory with his pail and ran to the bathroom .

When we got to the bathhouse, except for them who stood in a military posture, all the other boys had washed in there, and people who had washed came out one after another.The inside of the bathhouse is also rare and empty, unlike the previous few times when I looked around, it was full of fleshy flowers.

After Chengxia, many fellow sufferers who were punished to stand in the cafeteria also rushed into the bathhouse.

Seeing the boys next to me rushing into the bathroom with buckets, bags, etc., waiting for the girls at the door, I was a little dumbfounded. I was obviously optimistic that the boys were almost finished washing, so why suddenly there were so many more occupying the bathroom? ?

The girls began to talk in low voices, and the buzzing sound gradually became louder. It didn't take long for almost all the girls to complain loudly about the speed of the boys' bathing.

"Slower than my mother making a mask!"

A few girls wanted to grab a few boys who went in: "It's time for us to wash!"

As a result, the girls were unlucky, and as soon as they caught it, they grabbed a bitch, made a face at them, and grinned: "Wait! Grandpa is going to take a hot bath!"

In an instant, the crowd of girls exploded into an uproar.

The outside of the bathhouse was about to explode, and the boys inside were still enjoying the comfort of the hot bath without knowing it.After a few days of adaptation, many people lost the shyness of facing the big bathhouse on the first day, and even played water gun battles directly in the bathhouse with the nozzle.

Cheng Xia, who was taking a bath peacefully, was suddenly flooded with water, and immediately sprayed the guy behind who hurt the pond fish all over his body in retaliation.

The kid behind threw a towel stained with foam and directly covered Cheng Xia's eyes, but before he could reply, he heard a loud noise from the bathroom door breaking into the empty space from outside.

"What's wrong?" Cheng Xia heard a boy ask.

As if answering him, the noisy voice at the door suddenly became clear, and a person with a super high pitch who was obviously not a boy shouted: "Rush in! Get the boy out!"

Other mixed voices can be heard clearly at once - all girls!

Cheng Xia shivered suddenly, quickly pulled off the towel on his head, and put on his pants as quickly as possible, at least he got all the clothes on his lower body.

Only a few seconds passed, the girls had already rushed from the gate to the center of the bathhouse, and there was no time to put on their clothes, Cheng Xia made a quick decision, wrapped in a bath towel and rushed out of the bathhouse, looked back before leaving, there were boys lying on the ground everywhere. The sound of the trough, and a few aggressive girls laughed extraordinarily wildly at the boys who were panicking and hiding everywhere.

It was full of sad tears!

He twitched the corners of his mouth, and the pace under his feet was running at the same speed as the beast in his heart.

Well, I ran too fast and didn't see the road. I bumped into a short-haired girl and smiled at him. Her white teeth seemed to be reflecting the light.

And taller than him!good!many!When he leaned over and pulled the towel and rushed out, he hit his head on the other's chest-not soft at all, it was so hard that he felt that his skin, which was already easy to bruise, would definitely turn color again.

The short-haired little white tooth didn't care at all, as if he was still very proud of his height, he smiled and nodded at him, patted his head and left.

Cheng Xia quickly changed his clothes under a tree, looked around, and found that many suffering brothers and sisters were looking at the bathhouse with miserable faces - they ran too flustered just now, and few of them remembered to take out their things at all .

Although it was shocking for the girls to break into the boys' bathroom, it was barely an anecdote, but if these boys broke into the girls' bathroom to get their things back now, they would definitely be beaten.

I have no choice but to wait.Cheng Xia comforted himself, at least he remembered to bring out his clothes, and now the clothes are in order, unlike the piles of compatriots wrapped in bath towels in front of him, some of them didn't even wear shorts.

Girls take a bath much slower than boys. The boys got bored after wandering around for a while, and then began to recognize each other. With the operation of smuggling side dishes together through thick and thin, the boys in class one and class two quickly became familiar with each other, smiling and doing homework, some boring ones, such as Cheng Xia, found a corner and played backgammon with stones and people.

Xu Chengyu was squatting opposite Cheng Xia, wearing a pair of big underpants and a bath towel on his body. Playing backgammon with Cheng Xia, he had the arrogance of "I have the stone in my hand, I have the world". Wrapped around his neck like a sweat towel, he calmly drew another stroke.There was a circle of disheveled guys in various postures to watch and make trouble, and more of them gathered together like a group to talk about the mountains, which was very unsightly.

When the instructor arrived, what he saw was the above-mentioned eye-catching scene.

The corners of the instructor's eyes couldn't stop twitching, it's hard for him to ask the whole story in a calm manner.

Of course, it's useless to ask them clearly, and they can only let them wait for the girls to come out of the shower.

After the turbulent night, the instructors readjusted the bath time for boys and girls the next day, with girls in front and boys in back.

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