It is said that the actor is very cold

That night.

Li Hao was wearing a pair of sunglasses, sneaking around in a coffee shop somewhere in the city.This coffee shop is a well-known petty bourgeoisie coffee shop in Pei City. It is open until three o'clock in the middle of the night, and petty bourgeois people often come here to sit until midnight.

Sitting in the coffee shop, Li Hao was always thinking about Yan Ze.

Where is Yan Ze now?

Has Mr. Xiang arranged a place for him?

If not, where would Yan Ze live overnight?

When Li Hao thought about it, his brain circuit instantly turned to Pluto——

Did Yan Ze bring enough money when he left? What should he do if he has no money and ends up living on the streets?

What should I do if I was picked up by some black boss while living on the street?

What if he is picked up by the black boss and then forced to love by the black boss, and the black boss's subordinates also fall in love with him and plan to pry the boss's corner?

For a moment, Li Hao seemed to be possessed by Lou Yubai.

Just when Li Hao was thinking wildly, the colleague he had invited to give advice finally arrived late.

Accompanied by the crisp "Welcome" from the waiter in the coffee shop, Li Hao turned his head to look at the entrance, and saw a young man wearing low-waisted leather pants and small flat shoes walked into the coffee shop flirtatiously with his hands in his hands. hall.

On the other hand, he also wore sunglasses similar to Li Hao. He held his head up and looked around the coffee shop. When he saw Li Hao, he first pretended not to see him, and continued to look around twice before he didn't worry. He turned his gaze back unhurriedly, and set his eyes on Li Hao.

"Hey, Brother Hao, I didn't expect you to ask me out to talk about things one day."

The man in leather pants sat across from Li Hao in a strange manner.

——The person sitting in front of Li Hao was Yuan Chang's manager Tao Xin who had a chat with Li Hao when Li Hao took Yan Ze to participate in the recording of the first episode of "Breath of Survival".

Li Hao was a little embarrassed, his colleagues were enemies, and he and Tao Xin, a sissy thing, had always been at odds.It's just that among the people he knows, Tao Xin is the only one who seems to be gay. Although the other party hates him, he has no dark spots in character. act.

Compared with his own face, it is more important for Li Hao to get back together with Yan Ze.So he could only bite the bullet and lie down and let the ridicule go, and went to ask Tao Xin for help.

Li Hao had a cheeky face: "Brother Tao, what you said is that we are all in the same business. We were all in the same family 800 years ago."

Tao Xin looked at the manicures he had just made and looked at himself with pity, as if he treated Li Hao like nothing else: "Tell me, what do you want me to do? Could it be that you want Yuan Chang from my family to cooperate with your artist from Dutian Studio?" ? Let me tell you, there is no door! Our family Yuan Chang is a popular traffic, and your family can't afford it."

Li Hao held back his displeasure: "It's not about cooperation."

Tao Xin glanced at him: "What is that?"

Li Hao touched his nose and said, "It's like this. I have a friend who recently encountered something and was very troubled. I think you should have a lot of experience with his problem, so I want to ask you for advice."

Tao Xin snorted.

Generally speaking, if you start with "I have a friend", the friends in the sentence are basically the speaker himself.

He saw it through but didn't say it, and continued: "And then?"

Li Hao coughed dryly: "It's like this. He was misunderstood by a gay friend. His friend thought he liked him, so he confessed to him, but my friend is a straight man like stainless steel. Naturally ...rejected the other person. And now my friend's friend and my friend broke up because of this, but my friend didn't want to just part ways with his gay friend, wanted to get back together and be friends again, so I I want to ask you how to do it better."

Tao Xin wondered: "Why do you want to find me for this kind of emotional problem?"

Li Hao: "Because you're gay."

Tao Xin was shocked: "What the hell? I'm gay, what nonsense are you talking about?" He took out his wallet from his pocket, and poked the opened wallet directly in front of Li Hao, "Open your eyes and see Look, my wife is a straight man! And she is a straight man with a girlfriend, look at my girlfriend, how cute!"

Li Hao: "..."

The scene was awkward for a while.

Putting away her wallet, Tao Xin gave Li Hao a white look.He was quite interested in Li Hao's words, so he didn't open his mouth to mock Li Hao.

According to the habit of "friends are usually the talker himself"... Li Hao was confessed by one of his gay friends?Tao Xin was shocked, to be able to fall in love with Li Ritian, how blind is his gay friend!

After coughing, Tao Xin said again: "Misunderstood? Wait, as far as I know, you guys generally keep straight men at arm's length, and never take the initiative to provoke straight men... Why is your friend misunderstood? ?”

Li Hao was depressed: "I don't know either."

Tao Xin pondered for a moment, then suddenly said: "Besides, are you sure...your friend is not interested in that gay guy? What if they are in love with each other!"

Li Hao shook his voice: "How is it possible! I am... My friend is a straight man!"

"Before you open the box, you will never know whether the cat in the box is dead or not," Tao Xin began to explain philosophical issues to Li Hao, "Similarly, before you are with a man, you don't know whether the straight man is dead or not." Is it a real straight man or a fake straight man, this is Schrödinger's straight man!"

Li Hao: "..."

Tao Xin said again: "You...your friend, do you think about being with his gay friends every day?"

Li Hao answered quickly: "I think so!"

He is Yan Ze's manager and assistant, so what if he doesn't stay with Yan Ze all day long?

"If your friend's gay friend kissed your friend, would your friend feel sick and slap him backhand?"

Li Hao gave the answer without even thinking about it: "No."

If the target is Yan Ze, he doesn't feel disgusted at all, and he can't beat Yan Ze with his hands!If he fought back, Li Hao felt that he might be hung up by Yan Ze afterwards and whipped.

Tao Xin's tone trembled slightly: "Then if your friend's gay friend is with another man, will your friend be upset?"

Li Hao pondered for five seconds: "Yes!"

The thought that Yan Ze might be with Hei Boss and Hei Boss' younger brother made him restless.

"Okay, one last question... would your friend want to sleep with his gay friend?"

Li Hao was stunned: "Going to bed? This is unlikely."

Tao Xin hypothesized a scenario for him: "This is impossible, men all have physical needs. Suppose your friend's gay friend is lonely tonight, or your friend is lonely tonight...or this Both of them drank a little wine, and then they had sex after drinking..."

Li Hao corrected him: "You can't get hard after drinking, and all the drunken sex in TV dramas are written blindly."

Tao Xin: "The barbarian shut up!"

Li Hao stopped talking, and then seriously thought about the question Tao Xin asked.He was a little troubled, it was really difficult for him to imagine himself having sex with Yan Ze or something - the main difficulty was that Li Hao couldn't imagine what Yan Ze would look like in bed.Although the other party has a bad personality, his face has a serious and frigid face, which makes it difficult for Li Hao to attack.

Tao Xin looked at Li Hao with pity in his eyes: A normal straight man would never think about the possibility of sleeping with the same sex, and seriously consider whether he can accept it.

"This question is a bit difficult," Li Hao said, "I have to go back and think about it, and I can't answer it now. But if Aze... No, if my friend's gay friend wants to sleep with my friend, if there is a good reason , I think my friend will not refuse."

"It's okay, it's okay." The so-called happiness is based on the pain of others, Tao Xin suppressed gloating, "Let's do it! How about you, go back and think about it, and send me a message after you think about it! Yuan Chang's side There are other things, I can't stay here to accompany you to think about it now." Tao Xin's words were actually pure excuses, he just couldn't hold back and was about to laugh out loud.

"Okay." Li Hao nodded.

After Tao Xin rushed out of the coffee shop and found a place where no one was there, and laughed loudly for 10 minutes, Li Hao, who was sitting in the coffee shop, got up in a trance and walked back to the apartment alone.

Schrödinger's straight man?

He has some doubts about life.

Could it be that not only Yan Ze is gay, but also himself?

that……

Could he, in fact, be a little—

Do you like Yan Ze?

Otherwise, why would Yan Ze misunderstand him?

In the early hours of the morning, when Li Hao was still struggling with Schrödinger, Tao Xin, a melon-eating crowd who never disliked melons, sent him a small yellow text generator in a very unscrupulous manner, asking him to use it in the generator. Enter the names of his friends and friends' gay friends, and use external tools to imagine the scene when his friends and friends' gay friends go to bed.

The generator that Tao Xin gave me is an S`M Xiao Huangwen, which I don’t know where it came from.Although the character of the protagonist whose name has been replaced in the text is slightly different from Yan Ze, the general character of S Gong is very similar to Yan Ze, and they are both the kind of characters full of viciousness and evil nature.

Xiao Huang's article was not long, and Li Hao finished it in a short time.

then.

That evening.

Li Hao, who has never washed his underwear since puberty, experienced the feeling of youth again after many years.

The sun is rising.

Facing the sun, Li Hao was washing his underwear while thinking——

he.

just now.

Can you restart the life RPG, and replay it from the time when the file is loaded until Yan Ze comes back?