On the hot search again! [Entertainment]
Chapter 30 030
Gu Fan is a good boy who is obedient, sensible, thrifty and doesn't waste. The moment he heard Lu Qinglin say "We both use it", he suddenly stopped and said, "No!"
When Lu Qinglin turned around, Gu Fan became extremely anxious: "I bought so much, how could we both eat it all?!"
Eat, play, eat, eat, eat...
The air suddenly became quiet, and everyone who heard Gu Fan's words had the same thought: "Wow, they are so good at playing!"
"They still use the word 'eat'..." someone whispered.
"Hey, I'm really not ashamed." An aunt who was shopping for vegetables also said.
"Are young people so open-minded? The world is getting worse!" The old man next to him kept sighing.
"It's said that the entertainment industry is in chaos, but I didn't expect it to be so..." There was a voice that came from nowhere.
Gu Fan:? ? ?
What happened to chewing gum?Gu Fan was going crazy, just when he couldn't figure it out, he heard Lu Qinglin call him: "Gu Fan."
He turned his head immediately, but saw that Lu Qinglin's expression was very helpless, and he was hesitant to speak.
Gu Fan was immediately on guard. He vaguely felt that something was wrong, but he didn't want to ask Lu Qinglin for help, so he opened the barrage with question marks all over his head.
At the same time, I heard Lu Qinglin say, "That's a condom."
Then those big characters hit his face and caught his eyeballs.
【Condom】
【If you guess right, it should be a condom】
[It seems to be a so-and-so brand condom, ultra-thin and smooth, with strawberry flavor~]
【Poor my stupid family who don't even know each other...】
【The scary thing is that Linlin actually said that she wants to use it with Fanfan】
【Fanfan actually said that it can't be used up...】
[It’s not that it can’t be used up, it’s that it can’t be eaten~]
[I have to sigh with emotion that I can play~~~]
【I'm sorry, although Fanfan is very pitiful now, I still can't help it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Fanfan is very pitiful now"
[Hahahahahahahaha I can't help it too, sorry to bother you hahahaha]
The barrage has gone crazy, it's all hahaha, or it's the nonsense, only those two words are left in Gu Fan's eyes, and he froze in place immediately, as if struck by lightning, unable to relax for a long time.
Lu Qinglin patted him on the shoulder, Gu Fan turned his head stiffly, and then suddenly blushed at the moment their eyes met, Lu Qinglin smiled, didn't say anything, just took out the money and handed it over, and then dragged Gu Fan out.
Like pulling a rabbit, Gu Fan didn't struggle at all, his mind is still in a state of crash, the only thing he remembers is those bullet screens, and the way everyone looked at them...
No wonder you asked what size, no wonder you asked who he bought it for, was he stupid at the time and didn’t think there was anything wrong, Gu Fan remembered that he had shaken the box just now, why didn’t he look at the words What word ah ah ah ah ah!
Gu Fan wants to find a hole to get in now!
However, it is not possible, as soon as he was carried into the car by Lu Qinglin, there were countless phone calls. Don't even think about it, he must be making fun of him. .
Li Yan and the others were all watching the live broadcast in the hotel. After watching it, they laughed so hard that they almost toppled the roof of the room, and then went online with their flashing VIP numbers. One, two, three, four, all of them together Online, before the fans had time to take a group photo, see:
【Li Yan: Hahahahahaha】
【Du Feian: Hahahahahahaha】
[Pang Yuan: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]
Chu Yi didn't dare to make a sound, and the crowd looked around listlessly.
But just these three big shiny characters floating in the middle were enough to give Gu Fan the urge to go back and kill people. He was so ashamed and indignant that he finally took off his live-streaming glasses.
Now the world is quiet.
Gu Fan breathed a sigh of relief and turned his head to look out the window.
However, things are far from ending that easily.
At eight o'clock in the evening, the two moved their things back to the hotel. Gu Fan hesitated for a while, and after getting ready to be laughed at by everyone, he and Lu Qinglin entered the room. Who would have thought that everyone was so hungry that they could barely speak , paralyzed on the sofa on the ground, almost fainted from hunger.
Gu Fan was taken aback, and quickly divided up the snacks he had bought. Everyone would fill their stomachs first, and then cook together.
But as soon as they gained strength, this group of people began to be unruly again.
"I said little Gu, why don't you even know the tricks?" Li Yan asked Gu Fan who was washing the vegetables.
"..." Gu Fan was ashamed and embarrassed, and turned away, not wanting to answer this question.
It turned out that Pang Yuan was on the other side of him, and Pang Yuan also asked: "Yes, yes, actually, I also want to know."
Gu Fan couldn't resist these two people's questioning, so he wanted to turn around and slip away, but it happened that Lu Qinglin also came in and smiled at him, Gu Fan became dizzy again after being shaken like that.
Turning to the original position, I accidentally ran into Li Yan and Pang Yuan again.
"I..." Gu Fan was afraid they would ask again, so he quickly admitted, "I'm single, so I've never used it before."
"Then how do you know Lu Qinglin?" Du Fei'an also intervened, and joked, "Isn't he also single?"
"Yes..." Gu Fan suddenly felt something was wrong after being reminded by him, why didn't he know Lu Qinglin, did the other party use someone before?
When Gu Fan thought of this, he felt uncomfortable, and couldn't hold back his thoughts. He thought, who can Lu Qinglin use with, is it a man or a woman, does he like that person, is there still contact now, can he forget it in the future , Gu Fan thought about it, thought about it for a long time, he was sad, he was particularly wronged, he was actually a little angry, he changed his mind on what he had said at the beginning, what face does that bastard have to flirt with himself...
After washing the dishes several times, Gu Fan was still thinking about the same thing. He couldn't hide what was going on in his heart, and it showed on his face. Everyone didn't pay attention at first, but when they heard the water kept ringing, they followed the sound to see it. , and then seeing Gu Fan absent-mindedly watching the water flow and letting it flow, with a bad expression on his face, as if he was about to cry, he couldn't figure it out.
"Are we talking too much?"
"I don't know, just kidding..."
"I can't tell. Do you think everyone is as thick-skinned as you? Hey, what's the matter?"
"If I knew it, I wouldn't have said it. How could I have forgotten that Xiao Gu has a thin skin and can't even listen to dirty jokes, so let's just talk about it."
"Forget, forget, I wouldn't have said it if I knew it earlier, it's my fault."
Everyone was chatting quietly, and Lu Qinglin heard it too. He put down the knife, looked around, and when he turned around again, everyone said: "Qinglin, you go and see?"
"Yeah." Lu Qinglin nodded, put all the cuts aside, the ingredients were almost ready, everyone quietly put the things on the table, Lu Qinglin walked over, helped Gu Fan turn off the faucet, the other party was relieved, hesitant Step back a little to the side.
"What's the matter?" Lu Qinglin asked, he felt that Gu Fan was avoiding him, this feeling was very bad.
"It's nothing." Gu Fan kept his mouth shut, pretending nothing happened. He shook the water off the dishes, and seeing that there was no one in the kitchen except the two of them, he was surprised: "Where did they go?"
"Going to cook hot pot." Lu Qinglin replied.
Then I'll go out too.Gu Fan wanted to say this, but he didn’t open his mouth for some reason. The video recording equipment in the kitchen has been removed, and only the one in the living room is still there. It’s okay to say what he wants to say now, so he thought...
Gu Fan put the dishes on the plate and kicked Lu Qinglin in a muffled voice.
"How did you recognize...that?" He finally asked.
But in fact, he didn't want to ask this, he just wanted to ask about Lu Qinglin's love history, and wanted to know if the other party had any old lovers, and if he didn't have himself in his heart.
Lu Qinglin didn't know if he understood, he just said: "There are words on it."
"Oh." Gu Fan knew that there were words. Who didn't know that there were words on it. He didn't see it at the time, but he figured it out later. The key is... The key is that he thought of the other party and understood it at a glance. Have you used it before?
"Who did you buy it for?" Gu Fan turned around, but refused to ask directly. He hoped that Lu Qinglin would understand.
But Lu Qinglin really didn't understand, he thought that Gu Fan was worried about the task, so he said, "You can give it to anyone, the program team is not that harsh."
program group?Are you still thinking about the program group at this time?Gu Fan wanted to know about Lu Qinglin right now. He was angry and blamed himself for not expressing himself clearly. He thought about it but couldn't think of a more euphemistic explanation, so he had to go all out and ask, "You don't use it yourself?"
What does he mean to say, you don’t need it yourself?Didn't use it before?Have you used it with anyone?
But what Lu Qinglin thought after hearing this was...
Gu Fan wants to use it with me? !
But Gu Fan was embarrassed to say it, so he asked such oblique words, in fact, he wanted an answer from himself, but if he understood later and said something else, the other party would definitely become angry, and maybe he would have to make trouble for several days .
Lu Qinglin thought, his heart missed several beats, he moved closer to Gu Fan, and when he looked down at him, he could see the delicate eyebrows and the beautiful corners of his lips, he knew this was a rare opportunity, so he grabbed Gu Fan Fan's hands, say... say...
He didn't know what to say, he just wanted to lower his head and lean closer, so that he could just touch the other's bright red lips, he wanted to say yes, he could use it whenever he wanted.
No, Lu Qinglin's brain became hot, and he said, "Use that one tonight...it's actually fine."
The author has something to say: Linlin: Heh, I'm thinking too much again.
When Lu Qinglin turned around, Gu Fan became extremely anxious: "I bought so much, how could we both eat it all?!"
Eat, play, eat, eat, eat...
The air suddenly became quiet, and everyone who heard Gu Fan's words had the same thought: "Wow, they are so good at playing!"
"They still use the word 'eat'..." someone whispered.
"Hey, I'm really not ashamed." An aunt who was shopping for vegetables also said.
"Are young people so open-minded? The world is getting worse!" The old man next to him kept sighing.
"It's said that the entertainment industry is in chaos, but I didn't expect it to be so..." There was a voice that came from nowhere.
Gu Fan:? ? ?
What happened to chewing gum?Gu Fan was going crazy, just when he couldn't figure it out, he heard Lu Qinglin call him: "Gu Fan."
He turned his head immediately, but saw that Lu Qinglin's expression was very helpless, and he was hesitant to speak.
Gu Fan was immediately on guard. He vaguely felt that something was wrong, but he didn't want to ask Lu Qinglin for help, so he opened the barrage with question marks all over his head.
At the same time, I heard Lu Qinglin say, "That's a condom."
Then those big characters hit his face and caught his eyeballs.
【Condom】
【If you guess right, it should be a condom】
[It seems to be a so-and-so brand condom, ultra-thin and smooth, with strawberry flavor~]
【Poor my stupid family who don't even know each other...】
【The scary thing is that Linlin actually said that she wants to use it with Fanfan】
【Fanfan actually said that it can't be used up...】
[It’s not that it can’t be used up, it’s that it can’t be eaten~]
[I have to sigh with emotion that I can play~~~]
【I'm sorry, although Fanfan is very pitiful now, I still can't help it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Fanfan is very pitiful now"
[Hahahahahahahaha I can't help it too, sorry to bother you hahahaha]
The barrage has gone crazy, it's all hahaha, or it's the nonsense, only those two words are left in Gu Fan's eyes, and he froze in place immediately, as if struck by lightning, unable to relax for a long time.
Lu Qinglin patted him on the shoulder, Gu Fan turned his head stiffly, and then suddenly blushed at the moment their eyes met, Lu Qinglin smiled, didn't say anything, just took out the money and handed it over, and then dragged Gu Fan out.
Like pulling a rabbit, Gu Fan didn't struggle at all, his mind is still in a state of crash, the only thing he remembers is those bullet screens, and the way everyone looked at them...
No wonder you asked what size, no wonder you asked who he bought it for, was he stupid at the time and didn’t think there was anything wrong, Gu Fan remembered that he had shaken the box just now, why didn’t he look at the words What word ah ah ah ah ah!
Gu Fan wants to find a hole to get in now!
However, it is not possible, as soon as he was carried into the car by Lu Qinglin, there were countless phone calls. Don't even think about it, he must be making fun of him. .
Li Yan and the others were all watching the live broadcast in the hotel. After watching it, they laughed so hard that they almost toppled the roof of the room, and then went online with their flashing VIP numbers. One, two, three, four, all of them together Online, before the fans had time to take a group photo, see:
【Li Yan: Hahahahahaha】
【Du Feian: Hahahahahahaha】
[Pang Yuan: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]
Chu Yi didn't dare to make a sound, and the crowd looked around listlessly.
But just these three big shiny characters floating in the middle were enough to give Gu Fan the urge to go back and kill people. He was so ashamed and indignant that he finally took off his live-streaming glasses.
Now the world is quiet.
Gu Fan breathed a sigh of relief and turned his head to look out the window.
However, things are far from ending that easily.
At eight o'clock in the evening, the two moved their things back to the hotel. Gu Fan hesitated for a while, and after getting ready to be laughed at by everyone, he and Lu Qinglin entered the room. Who would have thought that everyone was so hungry that they could barely speak , paralyzed on the sofa on the ground, almost fainted from hunger.
Gu Fan was taken aback, and quickly divided up the snacks he had bought. Everyone would fill their stomachs first, and then cook together.
But as soon as they gained strength, this group of people began to be unruly again.
"I said little Gu, why don't you even know the tricks?" Li Yan asked Gu Fan who was washing the vegetables.
"..." Gu Fan was ashamed and embarrassed, and turned away, not wanting to answer this question.
It turned out that Pang Yuan was on the other side of him, and Pang Yuan also asked: "Yes, yes, actually, I also want to know."
Gu Fan couldn't resist these two people's questioning, so he wanted to turn around and slip away, but it happened that Lu Qinglin also came in and smiled at him, Gu Fan became dizzy again after being shaken like that.
Turning to the original position, I accidentally ran into Li Yan and Pang Yuan again.
"I..." Gu Fan was afraid they would ask again, so he quickly admitted, "I'm single, so I've never used it before."
"Then how do you know Lu Qinglin?" Du Fei'an also intervened, and joked, "Isn't he also single?"
"Yes..." Gu Fan suddenly felt something was wrong after being reminded by him, why didn't he know Lu Qinglin, did the other party use someone before?
When Gu Fan thought of this, he felt uncomfortable, and couldn't hold back his thoughts. He thought, who can Lu Qinglin use with, is it a man or a woman, does he like that person, is there still contact now, can he forget it in the future , Gu Fan thought about it, thought about it for a long time, he was sad, he was particularly wronged, he was actually a little angry, he changed his mind on what he had said at the beginning, what face does that bastard have to flirt with himself...
After washing the dishes several times, Gu Fan was still thinking about the same thing. He couldn't hide what was going on in his heart, and it showed on his face. Everyone didn't pay attention at first, but when they heard the water kept ringing, they followed the sound to see it. , and then seeing Gu Fan absent-mindedly watching the water flow and letting it flow, with a bad expression on his face, as if he was about to cry, he couldn't figure it out.
"Are we talking too much?"
"I don't know, just kidding..."
"I can't tell. Do you think everyone is as thick-skinned as you? Hey, what's the matter?"
"If I knew it, I wouldn't have said it. How could I have forgotten that Xiao Gu has a thin skin and can't even listen to dirty jokes, so let's just talk about it."
"Forget, forget, I wouldn't have said it if I knew it earlier, it's my fault."
Everyone was chatting quietly, and Lu Qinglin heard it too. He put down the knife, looked around, and when he turned around again, everyone said: "Qinglin, you go and see?"
"Yeah." Lu Qinglin nodded, put all the cuts aside, the ingredients were almost ready, everyone quietly put the things on the table, Lu Qinglin walked over, helped Gu Fan turn off the faucet, the other party was relieved, hesitant Step back a little to the side.
"What's the matter?" Lu Qinglin asked, he felt that Gu Fan was avoiding him, this feeling was very bad.
"It's nothing." Gu Fan kept his mouth shut, pretending nothing happened. He shook the water off the dishes, and seeing that there was no one in the kitchen except the two of them, he was surprised: "Where did they go?"
"Going to cook hot pot." Lu Qinglin replied.
Then I'll go out too.Gu Fan wanted to say this, but he didn’t open his mouth for some reason. The video recording equipment in the kitchen has been removed, and only the one in the living room is still there. It’s okay to say what he wants to say now, so he thought...
Gu Fan put the dishes on the plate and kicked Lu Qinglin in a muffled voice.
"How did you recognize...that?" He finally asked.
But in fact, he didn't want to ask this, he just wanted to ask about Lu Qinglin's love history, and wanted to know if the other party had any old lovers, and if he didn't have himself in his heart.
Lu Qinglin didn't know if he understood, he just said: "There are words on it."
"Oh." Gu Fan knew that there were words. Who didn't know that there were words on it. He didn't see it at the time, but he figured it out later. The key is... The key is that he thought of the other party and understood it at a glance. Have you used it before?
"Who did you buy it for?" Gu Fan turned around, but refused to ask directly. He hoped that Lu Qinglin would understand.
But Lu Qinglin really didn't understand, he thought that Gu Fan was worried about the task, so he said, "You can give it to anyone, the program team is not that harsh."
program group?Are you still thinking about the program group at this time?Gu Fan wanted to know about Lu Qinglin right now. He was angry and blamed himself for not expressing himself clearly. He thought about it but couldn't think of a more euphemistic explanation, so he had to go all out and ask, "You don't use it yourself?"
What does he mean to say, you don’t need it yourself?Didn't use it before?Have you used it with anyone?
But what Lu Qinglin thought after hearing this was...
Gu Fan wants to use it with me? !
But Gu Fan was embarrassed to say it, so he asked such oblique words, in fact, he wanted an answer from himself, but if he understood later and said something else, the other party would definitely become angry, and maybe he would have to make trouble for several days .
Lu Qinglin thought, his heart missed several beats, he moved closer to Gu Fan, and when he looked down at him, he could see the delicate eyebrows and the beautiful corners of his lips, he knew this was a rare opportunity, so he grabbed Gu Fan Fan's hands, say... say...
He didn't know what to say, he just wanted to lower his head and lean closer, so that he could just touch the other's bright red lips, he wanted to say yes, he could use it whenever he wanted.
No, Lu Qinglin's brain became hot, and he said, "Use that one tonight...it's actually fine."
The author has something to say: Linlin: Heh, I'm thinking too much again.
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