Piercing the Heart [Sword Three]
Chapter 102
"Don't you two feel that it's a bit cruel to treat me like this?" Mei Lanzhu said, looking at the two people who were so close that they were almost hugging each other.
"Will it?" Li Tang scratched his head, "Master Guoshi, if we remember correctly, you should be the first to make trouble for no reason." For no reason, he ran over to strip his clothes and send him back to modern times.
Did he recruit him or provoke him.
Mei Lanzhu sighed: "It's a sin." In the lightning and thunder, his complexion looked a little whiter than the white light of the lightning.
Unexpectedly, Tang Chenxing would go through the back door of the way of heaven, he is really too cunning.
but……
"The two of you are here not just to stimulate me." Mei Lanzhu said, "Why don't you just tell me what you're here for."
Qi Cheng and Li Tang looked at each other, and then looked at Mei Lanzhu in unison.
Qi Cheng: "Tell me first."
He also wanted to know Li Tang's attitude.
"I..." Li Tang hesitated, "Master Pushan of Xiaocang Temple once said that when the time comes, I will leave naturally."
"Now I want to ask the teacher of the state. When the time comes..." Li Tang bit his lower lip, "Can I not leave?"
Mei Lanzhu smiled, her eyes were somewhat similar to Bai Shuangming's, they were both filled with compassion, but the objects of their compassion were different.
"Even Mr. Tang, everything cannot go as you wish." Mei Lanzhu said, "Mr. Tang, you are just passing by."
Seeing that Li Tang looked ugly after being hit, Qi Cheng hurriedly supported Li Tang: "It's time for me next."
Mei Lanzhu: "Master Qi, please tell me."
Qi Cheng: "Can I go to that place?"
Mei Lanzhu sighed: "I need the horoscope of the birth date of Master Qi."
"Okay." Qi Cheng borrowed Mei Lanzhu's pen and paper without hesitation, and wrote down his birthday.
"Actually..." Mei Lanzhu looked at her calligraphy that was ruined by Qi Cheng distressedly, "You can dictate it as well."
He doesn't have dementia, so he remembers it.
Qi Cheng: "..."
Li Tang: "National teacher, you are real leather."
Ha ha!
After receiving the note, Mei Lanzhu frowned for a while, then looked at Li Tang: "You still need Mr. Tang."
Li Tang: "I dictate?"
Mei Lanzhu: "Dictation is too imprecise, why not just write it on paper."
Li Tang: "..."
Qi Cheng: "..."
Are you fucking kidding me?
"Let me write it." Qi Cheng, who knew Li Tang's specific cultural level, would not be willing to let Li Tang do the technical work of writing with a pen.
Mei Lanzhu nodded after the two pieces of paper with birthdays written on them were in his hands, and then said, "During the deduction, please turn around, both of you."
This means that it is not suitable to watch the practices of masters of metaphysics live?
"Let's do it." The disgusted Li Tang pulled Qi Cheng and turned around, then covered Qi Cheng's eyes.
Mei Lanzhu: "..."
Mei Lanzhu took a deep breath, then took out a charm, and pasted the note with Li Tang's birth date behind the spell.
It was the first time he used this talisman with his own glue, so it was inevitable that he was inexperienced. That's why Mei Lanzhu thought of telling Li Tang and Qi Cheng not to look at it.
He vowed to fight against Heaven to the end!
……
A flash of lightning instantly split the roof and illuminated the entire room, and the entire room was suddenly as bright as day.
"It's the first time I heard..." Li Tang put down his hand reluctantly, "The talisman paper can also conduct electricity."
Qi Cheng: "Master National Teacher, you should admit it."
Mei Lanzhu sat on the bed obediently, and said with great sincerity: "As far as the birth date is concerned, the two are a match made in heaven, but because the power of heaven is unpredictable, the chance of whether Master Qi can go is only half."
Li Tang looked at Guoshi's freshly permed afro, resisting the urge to go up and grab it.
Qi Cheng: "Is it feasible if there are several masters together?"
But possibility is better than impossible, after all Juewu once said that it is impossible for Li Tang to stay here forever.
And Qi Cheng was indeed frightened by him.
"It's not very likely." Mei Lanzhu sighed, "It would be great if it could be that simple." Although Tang Chenxing didn't know why Tang Chenxing came here, since it happened, if he intervened before he left, I'm afraid it would be impossible. It's not as simple as being electrocuted.
"Go back to sleep first." Qi Cheng said to Li Tangrou, "I still have some details to discuss with the national teacher. It's too late and you should go to bed."
"But..." Li Tang said distressedly, "I also want to participate."
He is also a party.
Qi Cheng patted his head, then embraced him and said, "I'll go back and tell you the story." He couldn't help but lead Li Tang out of the room.
Mei Lanzhu looked sadly at a certain part of his body, as long as there was no injury there, he was used to it anyway.
Being struck by lightning can be so calm, no one can do it except him!
After coaxing and coaxing Li Tanglian away, just as Qi Cheng, who had turned back, entered the door and wanted to continue the conversation, the national teacher slowly opened his obscene pants...
"Cough" Qi Cheng coughed, "Master National Teacher, may we continue?"
Mei Lanzhu glanced at Qi Cheng proudly: "Master Qi, you don't have to feel inferior."
Qi Cheng: "..."
He was too lazy to compare with someone who was struck to death by lightning sooner or later.
******
On the way back, the rain had stopped. After Li Tang stared out the window for a while, he realized something.
"Why does it thunder but not rain?"
Could it be that he hasn't hacked enough people yet?
"My lord..." Seeing Li Tang's melancholy expression, Qi Guang said tentatively, "The leader ordered, you should go to bed."
"Qi Xiaoguang's children's shoes." Li Tang turned to look at Qi Guang and said, "Don't you think you are looking for a beating by listening to Qi Cheng at this time?"
Dare to play the domineering leader with him, Qi Cheng has not fallen off the cliff enough, and wants to do it again!
Qi Guang immediately became honest like a quail.
Although he doesn't understand why others must pick up like a quail when they are honest.
"If you have nothing to do." Li Tang said, who was uncomfortable being watched by Qi Guang, "Your deputy leader seems to have changed a lot of clothes, have you washed them all?"
"My lord, it's raining now..." Qi Guang said weakly, "I can't dry it after washing it."
Due to the ointment on the bandages, Bai Shuangming changed his clothes more often these days, and even the workload of the demon disciples who were almost servants increased significantly.
In the past, there were many people on duty at any rate, and Qi Guang could not be so tired. Now that he moved to the suburbs of Beijing, the people Qi Guang had to serve changed from only Qi Cheng and Li Tang to Qi Cheng, Li Tang and others. With Bai Shuangming.
Regarding this, Qi Guang expressed that he wanted to cry but had no tears. He was obviously a small cadre of the Demon Sect anyway, how did he get into such a miserable situation?
While Li Tang was waiting for Qi Cheng to enjoy the lightning and thunder, he saw a homing pigeon stubbornly flying under the thunderclouds, struggling against his destiny to become an electric roast pigeon.
Seeing that the pigeon was about to fly into his house, Li Tang applauded and praised: "Good pigeon."
Then he closed the window.
After a bang, the homing pigeon came into close contact with the window, and after two coos, there was no movement outside the window.
Qi Guang hurriedly went to the door to observe, and after a while he came in with a carrier pigeon that passed out: "Young master, it seems that someone sent you a letter."
Li Tang sighed: "Silly boy."
The child Qi Guang is also a fan, sometimes he is frighteningly excited, and sometimes frighteningly blind.
After receiving the letter, Li Tang looked at it for a while and said, "Qi Guang, you know that I am semi-literate, so I can't read."
He made a gesture to throw the note into the lampshade.
"Young Master Tang..." A male voice sounded outside the window, "My master has news for Young Master Tang."
Li Tang immediately rolled his eyes, this is fake.
The one who came was a carrier pigeon, not a letter dog. Since I already knew where he lived, wouldn’t it be good to just jump out and talk about something?
Besides, according to Wei Laosan's personality, it's no wonder he can hand over the important information to the carrier pigeon because of the carrier pigeon's communication method which is so easy to be intercepted.
I don't know how big the psychological shadow of the buddies who are walked by the pigeons is.
And the contents of the note may be half true or false.
"Do you want more pigeons?" Li Tang asked the visitor while holding the fainted pigeon.
"If Mr. Tang likes it, my master will definitely be willing to part with it." The palace guard said respectfully.
"That's good..." Li Tang put the pigeon in Qi Guang's hands, "Go and roast it, I want to eat roasted pigeon."
"This..." The palace guard wiped off his cold sweat, "Mr. Tang, it was bred as a carrier pigeon, so the taste may not be delicious enough."
And it is quite a good quality homing pigeon.
"I'm just kidding." Li Tang smiled, "Pigeons are so cute, how could I have roasted them?"
Li Tang: "Stew it for Qi Cheng's body. Don't throw away the pigeon feathers and down. You can save it to make a cloak for Brother Bai." He still remembers the appearance of the feather cloak in Jiansan in 16. If he saves more, he will give one to Bai Shuangming.
Qi Guang: "Maybe... not enough." People who practice martial arts have a bigger appetite than ordinary people.
Li Tang immediately turned his gaze back to the guards of the palace: "Are there any pigeons in your place?"
"If Mr. Tang wants it." The guard of the palace with a strong desire to survive smiled unnaturally and said, "My master will definitely not begrudge a few pigeons."
Li Tang nodded in satisfaction: "Don't be impatient, let's get down to business."
Sure enough, when he was in a bad mood, asking Wei Laosan or Wei Laosan's subordinates to trouble him would make him happier.
Palace guard: "..."
Obviously it was Tang Chenxing who changed the topic by himself, he was very wronged.
"Will it?" Li Tang scratched his head, "Master Guoshi, if we remember correctly, you should be the first to make trouble for no reason." For no reason, he ran over to strip his clothes and send him back to modern times.
Did he recruit him or provoke him.
Mei Lanzhu sighed: "It's a sin." In the lightning and thunder, his complexion looked a little whiter than the white light of the lightning.
Unexpectedly, Tang Chenxing would go through the back door of the way of heaven, he is really too cunning.
but……
"The two of you are here not just to stimulate me." Mei Lanzhu said, "Why don't you just tell me what you're here for."
Qi Cheng and Li Tang looked at each other, and then looked at Mei Lanzhu in unison.
Qi Cheng: "Tell me first."
He also wanted to know Li Tang's attitude.
"I..." Li Tang hesitated, "Master Pushan of Xiaocang Temple once said that when the time comes, I will leave naturally."
"Now I want to ask the teacher of the state. When the time comes..." Li Tang bit his lower lip, "Can I not leave?"
Mei Lanzhu smiled, her eyes were somewhat similar to Bai Shuangming's, they were both filled with compassion, but the objects of their compassion were different.
"Even Mr. Tang, everything cannot go as you wish." Mei Lanzhu said, "Mr. Tang, you are just passing by."
Seeing that Li Tang looked ugly after being hit, Qi Cheng hurriedly supported Li Tang: "It's time for me next."
Mei Lanzhu: "Master Qi, please tell me."
Qi Cheng: "Can I go to that place?"
Mei Lanzhu sighed: "I need the horoscope of the birth date of Master Qi."
"Okay." Qi Cheng borrowed Mei Lanzhu's pen and paper without hesitation, and wrote down his birthday.
"Actually..." Mei Lanzhu looked at her calligraphy that was ruined by Qi Cheng distressedly, "You can dictate it as well."
He doesn't have dementia, so he remembers it.
Qi Cheng: "..."
Li Tang: "National teacher, you are real leather."
Ha ha!
After receiving the note, Mei Lanzhu frowned for a while, then looked at Li Tang: "You still need Mr. Tang."
Li Tang: "I dictate?"
Mei Lanzhu: "Dictation is too imprecise, why not just write it on paper."
Li Tang: "..."
Qi Cheng: "..."
Are you fucking kidding me?
"Let me write it." Qi Cheng, who knew Li Tang's specific cultural level, would not be willing to let Li Tang do the technical work of writing with a pen.
Mei Lanzhu nodded after the two pieces of paper with birthdays written on them were in his hands, and then said, "During the deduction, please turn around, both of you."
This means that it is not suitable to watch the practices of masters of metaphysics live?
"Let's do it." The disgusted Li Tang pulled Qi Cheng and turned around, then covered Qi Cheng's eyes.
Mei Lanzhu: "..."
Mei Lanzhu took a deep breath, then took out a charm, and pasted the note with Li Tang's birth date behind the spell.
It was the first time he used this talisman with his own glue, so it was inevitable that he was inexperienced. That's why Mei Lanzhu thought of telling Li Tang and Qi Cheng not to look at it.
He vowed to fight against Heaven to the end!
……
A flash of lightning instantly split the roof and illuminated the entire room, and the entire room was suddenly as bright as day.
"It's the first time I heard..." Li Tang put down his hand reluctantly, "The talisman paper can also conduct electricity."
Qi Cheng: "Master National Teacher, you should admit it."
Mei Lanzhu sat on the bed obediently, and said with great sincerity: "As far as the birth date is concerned, the two are a match made in heaven, but because the power of heaven is unpredictable, the chance of whether Master Qi can go is only half."
Li Tang looked at Guoshi's freshly permed afro, resisting the urge to go up and grab it.
Qi Cheng: "Is it feasible if there are several masters together?"
But possibility is better than impossible, after all Juewu once said that it is impossible for Li Tang to stay here forever.
And Qi Cheng was indeed frightened by him.
"It's not very likely." Mei Lanzhu sighed, "It would be great if it could be that simple." Although Tang Chenxing didn't know why Tang Chenxing came here, since it happened, if he intervened before he left, I'm afraid it would be impossible. It's not as simple as being electrocuted.
"Go back to sleep first." Qi Cheng said to Li Tangrou, "I still have some details to discuss with the national teacher. It's too late and you should go to bed."
"But..." Li Tang said distressedly, "I also want to participate."
He is also a party.
Qi Cheng patted his head, then embraced him and said, "I'll go back and tell you the story." He couldn't help but lead Li Tang out of the room.
Mei Lanzhu looked sadly at a certain part of his body, as long as there was no injury there, he was used to it anyway.
Being struck by lightning can be so calm, no one can do it except him!
After coaxing and coaxing Li Tanglian away, just as Qi Cheng, who had turned back, entered the door and wanted to continue the conversation, the national teacher slowly opened his obscene pants...
"Cough" Qi Cheng coughed, "Master National Teacher, may we continue?"
Mei Lanzhu glanced at Qi Cheng proudly: "Master Qi, you don't have to feel inferior."
Qi Cheng: "..."
He was too lazy to compare with someone who was struck to death by lightning sooner or later.
******
On the way back, the rain had stopped. After Li Tang stared out the window for a while, he realized something.
"Why does it thunder but not rain?"
Could it be that he hasn't hacked enough people yet?
"My lord..." Seeing Li Tang's melancholy expression, Qi Guang said tentatively, "The leader ordered, you should go to bed."
"Qi Xiaoguang's children's shoes." Li Tang turned to look at Qi Guang and said, "Don't you think you are looking for a beating by listening to Qi Cheng at this time?"
Dare to play the domineering leader with him, Qi Cheng has not fallen off the cliff enough, and wants to do it again!
Qi Guang immediately became honest like a quail.
Although he doesn't understand why others must pick up like a quail when they are honest.
"If you have nothing to do." Li Tang said, who was uncomfortable being watched by Qi Guang, "Your deputy leader seems to have changed a lot of clothes, have you washed them all?"
"My lord, it's raining now..." Qi Guang said weakly, "I can't dry it after washing it."
Due to the ointment on the bandages, Bai Shuangming changed his clothes more often these days, and even the workload of the demon disciples who were almost servants increased significantly.
In the past, there were many people on duty at any rate, and Qi Guang could not be so tired. Now that he moved to the suburbs of Beijing, the people Qi Guang had to serve changed from only Qi Cheng and Li Tang to Qi Cheng, Li Tang and others. With Bai Shuangming.
Regarding this, Qi Guang expressed that he wanted to cry but had no tears. He was obviously a small cadre of the Demon Sect anyway, how did he get into such a miserable situation?
While Li Tang was waiting for Qi Cheng to enjoy the lightning and thunder, he saw a homing pigeon stubbornly flying under the thunderclouds, struggling against his destiny to become an electric roast pigeon.
Seeing that the pigeon was about to fly into his house, Li Tang applauded and praised: "Good pigeon."
Then he closed the window.
After a bang, the homing pigeon came into close contact with the window, and after two coos, there was no movement outside the window.
Qi Guang hurriedly went to the door to observe, and after a while he came in with a carrier pigeon that passed out: "Young master, it seems that someone sent you a letter."
Li Tang sighed: "Silly boy."
The child Qi Guang is also a fan, sometimes he is frighteningly excited, and sometimes frighteningly blind.
After receiving the letter, Li Tang looked at it for a while and said, "Qi Guang, you know that I am semi-literate, so I can't read."
He made a gesture to throw the note into the lampshade.
"Young Master Tang..." A male voice sounded outside the window, "My master has news for Young Master Tang."
Li Tang immediately rolled his eyes, this is fake.
The one who came was a carrier pigeon, not a letter dog. Since I already knew where he lived, wouldn’t it be good to just jump out and talk about something?
Besides, according to Wei Laosan's personality, it's no wonder he can hand over the important information to the carrier pigeon because of the carrier pigeon's communication method which is so easy to be intercepted.
I don't know how big the psychological shadow of the buddies who are walked by the pigeons is.
And the contents of the note may be half true or false.
"Do you want more pigeons?" Li Tang asked the visitor while holding the fainted pigeon.
"If Mr. Tang likes it, my master will definitely be willing to part with it." The palace guard said respectfully.
"That's good..." Li Tang put the pigeon in Qi Guang's hands, "Go and roast it, I want to eat roasted pigeon."
"This..." The palace guard wiped off his cold sweat, "Mr. Tang, it was bred as a carrier pigeon, so the taste may not be delicious enough."
And it is quite a good quality homing pigeon.
"I'm just kidding." Li Tang smiled, "Pigeons are so cute, how could I have roasted them?"
Li Tang: "Stew it for Qi Cheng's body. Don't throw away the pigeon feathers and down. You can save it to make a cloak for Brother Bai." He still remembers the appearance of the feather cloak in Jiansan in 16. If he saves more, he will give one to Bai Shuangming.
Qi Guang: "Maybe... not enough." People who practice martial arts have a bigger appetite than ordinary people.
Li Tang immediately turned his gaze back to the guards of the palace: "Are there any pigeons in your place?"
"If Mr. Tang wants it." The guard of the palace with a strong desire to survive smiled unnaturally and said, "My master will definitely not begrudge a few pigeons."
Li Tang nodded in satisfaction: "Don't be impatient, let's get down to business."
Sure enough, when he was in a bad mood, asking Wei Laosan or Wei Laosan's subordinates to trouble him would make him happier.
Palace guard: "..."
Obviously it was Tang Chenxing who changed the topic by himself, he was very wronged.
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