[Comprehensive martial arts] I am not a coquettish bitch

Zhu Jianshen was a very pitiful emperor. After being imprisoned in the dark dungeon for three months, the first thing he did was to deal with the pile of sapphires that Zhu Naiwen had piled up when he was in office. Official duties that flower vases are completely submerged in.

Zhu Naiwen is a young man whose mind is full of plots in the storybook, and he lives in his own world.Back then when his father asked him to worship Ye Gucheng as his teacher, apart from the intention of cooperating, he also had the intention of letting him learn a trick or two from the world-renowned Lord Baiyun.

It's a pity that in this regard, Zhu Naiwen resolutely resisted his father's suggestion to the end, and would rather die than obey.

If you are not good at martial arts, then read books to make up for it.It's a pity that although Zhu Naiwen has done a good job under the earnest teaching of Mr. Private School.However, once he became the Ninth Five-Year Supreme, he knew nothing about the way of governing the country and the game of checks and balances in the court.

Under the guidance of Wang An, the great eunuch who has accompanied Zhu Jianshen for many years, Zhu Naiwen's youth went to court with one word - not talking.

From the beginning to the end, he sat silently in the dragon robe and sat on the dragon chair. As soon as the time came, he immediately asked Wang An to announce his next court, without delay for a second.

No matter how the officials below remonstrate, how the generals protest.Zhu Naiwen completely managed to put more in the left ear than in the right ear, even if the civil servants and military generals in the court quarreled with the aunts in the vegetable market in the downtown streets, he was completely unmoved by the posture of bargaining for a penny. .

All the memorials that came up were piled up in a corner of the imperial study, and no one wanted to look at the pile anyway.

To put it simply, Zhu Naiwen's three months as emperor consisted of tasting the delicacies cooked by the chefs in the imperial dining room with their old noses, and then saddening the spring and autumn and occasionally drinking some wine by himself. A sentimental feeling for Yingcheng three people or something.

This dissatisfied all the civil servants and military generals who devoted themselves to this country with all sincerity.

So they discussed secretly all night.

When Zhu Jianshen stayed up all night to deal with the accumulated business affairs all night, and the next day his eyes were bloodshot, unshaven and dark circles comparable to pandas, and he was haggard as if he was about to drive west in the next second to go to court.The ministers who had been plotting for a long time finally broke out.

Zhu Jianshen: "..."

Zhu Jianshen stared blankly at the group of old men with white beards who were crying and crying like dead parents, crying: "Your Majesty—you must not waste the affairs of the state just because of romance, Your Majesty—"

As the leader of the generals, General Zhenyuan - a rough man with stubble all over his face also knelt down with tears in his eyes.The sound of the 'plop' sound of the intimate contact between the knee and the floor tile made the courtiers present feel pain for him.

This strong man who has been on the battlefield several times held back, and finally couldn't help but burst into tears: "Your Majesty, are you going to ignore the people of the country? Are you watching all the people as if they are in the water and fire?" ? Don’t you remember what you told us in those years to calm down the world together?”

Zhu Jianshen's chest hurts in these three consecutive questions.

He took a deep breath slowly and said, "Let's level your body first."

"No, your majesty, if you don't agree to the old minister's good governance from today onwards, the old minister will crash to death in front of this golden hall!"

"Your Majesty, please govern the government." All civil and military officials knelt down and saluted with their hands clasped in their sleeves.

Zhu Jian only felt that his head was throbbing with pain.The bowl of high-strength ginseng soup that he drank before going out this morning was violently rolling in his stomach, and the bitter taste in his mouth seemed to extend to every corner of his body.

He was dizzy, and the high-intensity mental work for almost a day and night made his eyes go blank.

Almost as a conditioned reflex, Zhu Jianshen covered his mouth and retched for a while.At that moment, the little golden stars in front of him seemed to be dancing around him in a circle.The noise in the ear went away, and the entire hall was silent.

"Your Majesty, what's the matter with you, Your Majesty." The eunuch beside him rushed up in a panic and patted Zhu Jianshen on the back.He hurriedly waved to the little eunuch who was accompanying him at the back of the palace, signaling for a bowl of hot tea.

The little eunuch knew and left quickly.

"I'm fine." Zhu Jianshen, who took a few breaths and managed to recover, waved his hand.He took two sips of the hot tea on the side tray.Then waved away the eunuch's slap: "It's okay, we can continue."

Manchu civil and military: "..."

Do the emperor’s ministers really make you sick like this QAQ

Why do you still have to suppress the discomfort and let us continue...

After a period of unspeakable silence, Prime Minister Wan spoke first: "Your Majesty... would you like to go down and have a rest first?"

"I said it's fine." Zhu Jianshen tried his best to straighten his back.He stared at the gray-haired Prime Minister Wan with those bloodshot eyes.Then he showed a very... pale and weak smile at the old prime minister, as if his body had been hollowed out.

Prime Minister Wan suddenly felt even more sad.Your Majesty, how intemperate you were last night to get into this state.

There should be a moderation for romantic things, okay?

The worrying old prime minister decided that he would have time to talk to his daughter after the court today, so that the emperor would not spend so much time on matters in the harem.If it's been like this all day long, if one day the court suddenly dies, then my daughter will not be a widow?

So finally get down to business.After the persuasion is over, the last thing is the focus.

Zhu Jianshen listened carefully to the people below talking about the changes and major events in the court and the capital during this period, as well as the fact that a few small places in the south had a moderate flood disaster, and they needed money and food support from the court, etc. of.

Generally speaking, during the three months of his absence, there were no sensational events in the court.

There were no irreparable consequences.It seems that the only thing that has been lost is that my original image of being wise and brave for the country and the people has changed into an image of liking for self-pity and sorrow for the spring and autumn, which has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.Zhu Jian sighed softly, not knowing whether to cry or laugh.

The eunuch next to him went down with a tray and collected all the memorials played by the ministers today, and this morning court was considered to have come to an end.

"Since all the ministers have nothing to say, let's retreat." Zhu Jianshen waved his hand, and the eunuch next to him dragged out the end sound very politely and said: "There is something to play——Nothing to retreat— —”

Then His Majesty the Emperor's eyes darkened when he stood up with the golden armrest carved with the dragon's head, and he fell straight down.

Then after the morning court, Prime Minister Wan hurried to find his daughter.At that time, Concubine Wan Gui was very leisurely discussing the issue of skin care with Jiang Chen.Occasionally when I think of it, I will tell the little girl next to me to see how the white rice porridge stewed for Zhu Jianshen in the kitchen is doing.

The two demons wantonly raped Comrade Jingmao, who had just been released from the dungeon.

Poor Jingmao became the emperor's personal guard who was envied by countless guards in the palace at a young age, but at this moment he could only sit here because of Zhu Jianshen's order.Let the claws of the two of them swipe back and forth on his face.

Turning a tough and handsome boy into a delicate and lovely little girl.

Jing Mao was so ashamed that he wanted to jump off the roof to prove his innocence.

Prime Minister Wan arrived at this time.

When he rushed here, Jiang Chen and Concubine Wan Gui were still leisurely leaning on the soft couch and sitting in the pavilion eating grapes.That scene was really as leisurely as it could be. It seemed that Zhu Jianshen's accidental fainting hadn't reached the ears of the two of them yet.

After presenting Jiang Chen in a hurry, Prime Minister Wan took his little daughter there, muttering about Zhu Jianshen's kidney deficiency.

Jiang Chen sat boredly in the pavilion with his chin propped up alone, eating this year's new tribute grapes. When he was looking around, he accidentally saw that he brought a little palace maid to the Imperial Garden to relax, or that he wanted to get along with him. The emperor is a very noble person who creates a chance encounter.

Mrs. Chang was considered to have been promoted by Zhu Naiwen who was prettier among the ladies in the harem.During the three months when Jiang Chen was not around, relying on Zhu Naiwen's favor was very arrogant, once confronted Rufei head-on, that was a character who was not at all domineering.

Seeing Chang Guiren, who specially wore a light green long dress today to look swaying and charming, the corner of Jiang Chen's mouth twitched into a nasty smile.

Now there is finally something to do.

When Chang Guiren was walking in the garden, he naturally passed the small pavilion in the center of the lake, and of course he saw a group of people staying in the pavilion.Jiang Chen and Concubine Wan Gui are considered to be at the top of the harem, and according to etiquette, they should take the initiative to greet each other when they meet.

So Mr. Chang put one hand on the back of the little palace lady's hand, and with the other hand, he swung a handkerchief that was also faintly blue to match the color of the clothes and came towards this side.

The steps on the hair flickered as she walked.The skin on the back of the neck is very white and delicate. It can be seen that a lot of thought has been spent on dressing up, probably to impress the emperor.

Concubine Wan Gui and Prime Minister Wan naturally saw Chang Guiren walking towards this side.

Prime Minister Wan finished his explanation in a few words, and then he was ready to leave in a numb manner—the wife at home was still waiting for him to eat.It would be bad if I went back late and missed lunch.

"The emperor passed out due to too much work when he was in court just now." Concubine Wan Gui went up from the trestle bridge to the pavilion gracefully and calmly, raised her eyebrows and said to Jiang Chen: "Why don't we go over to visit later? "

"Why don't we go after we finish this?" Jiang Chen raised his chin towards Chang Guiren who was walking in this direction.

"Forget it." Concubine Wan Gui pondered for a while, but nodded in agreement: "Anyway, there must be a lot of people visiting in a while. It doesn't matter if the two of us go later." There was nothing in the words to poor Zhu Jianshen comradely care.

Chang Guiren wiped the shoulder of Prime Minister Wan who left in a hurry, walked into the pavilion Shi Shiran, bowed to Jiang Chen and Concubine Wan Gui Yingying, and said in a voice full of tenderness: "Sister, give the two sisters Please be safe."

It's a pity that the two people present here are not people who are sympathetic and sympathetic at all, and they don't pay attention to the tenderness in her words that can be squeezed out.

On the contrary, it seemed as if she hadn't seen her as a living person at all, and you talked with each other about how to keep in good health.Occasionally, he even ran to pinch Jingmao's tender face that was so red that it was about to bleed, and when he laughed, it made a flower branch tremble.

The originally just right smile on Chang Guiren's face gradually became stiff, and in the end it was almost unbearable.She had no choice but to raise her voice a little and said again: "Sister, please greet the two sisters."

Only then did Jiang Chen suddenly realize that he raised his head, as if he had just noticed such a person, he said in a very confused way: "I wonder if my father didn't give birth to a younger sister for me. Look carefully, isn't this a very noble person?" .”

For the convenience of staying in the palace these two days, Jiang Chen directly got a bunch of colorful little skirts from the House of Internal Affairs.Today she was wearing a dark purple pleated dress.It can be said that it is low-key and luxurious, and it is very hate-inducing.

Concubine Wan Gui had no choice but to wear a dark red floor-length dress uncharacteristically in order not to be overwhelmed by his coquettish bitch.It is also very graceful and swaying.Picking out one of these two people at random, their demeanor and demeanor can be thrown away by Changgui.

What's more, these two people are now obviously looking for trouble to bully others to find superiority.

Chang Guiren's face turned ashen when Jiang Chen said such a sentence, and after a while he said stiffly: "My concubine pays my respects to the two noble concubines."

"That's right. It's not right to talk about relationships casually. After all, there is a difference between superiority and inferiority. Don't be like sisters and sisters all day long. It's boring to listen to." Jiang Chen was very dissatisfied and picked on Ye Guiren up and down: " Do you see what you are wearing today?"

"Could it be that the brightly colored ones are designed to seduce the emperor? Are you still paying attention to Ben Gong and Concubine Wan Gui? En?"

Chang Guiren reflexively wanted to make an excuse: "The concubine didn't..."

"No? You still dare to argue?" Jiang Chen raised his eyebrows, and patted the table angrily: "I said you are a foxy girl, you are a foxy girl, so don't gossip here. Hurry up and get rid of this clothes." It’s changed. Don’t let Bengong continue to see you in this imperial garden!”

Chang Guiren was very unconvinced, and finally couldn't help but burst out: "Could it be that this imperial garden is still your boudoir, empress. You can only come here, but the concubines and others can't come?"

"Isn't this palace also available?" Concubine Wan Gui picked up the teacup in front of her and took a sip, then turned her head slightly to look at Mr. Chang Gui.

The implication is that only the two of them who are at the imperial concubine level can come to the imperial garden and wait for the emperor!

Chang Guiren said that he has never seen such an excessive person.

Chang Guiren was bullied and ran away, covering his face.