[Comprehensive martial arts] I am not a coquettish bitch

In the evening, when Jing Mao came over to deliver supper, he stared at Jiang Chen's mouth for a long time, so long that even Jiang Chen, who had never been shameless, blushed: "What are you looking at, I have never seen me so fresh and refined. Is it a beauty?"

"No, you misunderstood, I never thought so." Jing Mao's face was serious, but in the end he couldn't help but ask out of curiosity: "What's wrong with you?"

Jiang Chen lied without changing his face: "I got burned while drinking tea." He spoke vaguely, the drug use just now was obviously not just caused by red and swollen lips.Now even the tongue is a little numb.

Fortunately, when I looked in the mirror, I saw that although the mouth was swollen, the color was still bright red, and there was no sign of deep purple poisoning.So an upright person is not afraid of checking the post.

"Do you think I'll believe your nonsense?" The veins on Jing Mao's forehead bounced happily again, but he still walked over and put the tray in his hand on the table.Inside is a bowl of millet porridge and several refreshing side dishes.

"Well, okay. Then I said you were bitten by a mosquito, do you believe it?" Shrugging, Jiang Chen closed the door without hesitation and walked over.

"I asked the imperial doctor, it is better to eat something light after being injured, the wound heals faster." Not wanting to complain about the ridiculous reason for being bitten by a mosquito, the little dark guard explained the reason for such a light dinner.

In the past, most of the suppers that Jiang Chen ordered were big fish and meat. In fact, judging from the work and rest of modern people, those can't be called suppers at all, they can only be called dinners.

But since he came here—it was dark at night, except for the moonlight, and there was no light bulb for lighting. In addition to washing up early and going to bed at night, it can be said that he has never seen other entertainment activities.

Probably the only entertainment is to play some old-fashioned palace fights with those concubines.

However, according to the current situation, it is very likely that there will be no need to fight wits and courage with those boudoirs in the harem for a while.Even the last entertainment was deprived, how miserable.

Jiang Chen felt deep resentment.

After delivering the meal, Jing Mao wanted to pour himself a cup of tea to quench his thirst. He picked up the teapot only to find that the stock in it was empty. He glanced strangely at someone who was standing next to him with black air all over his body: "The teapot Why isn't there any water in it?"

"I just forgot □□Tao." Jiang Chen walked over a few steps and pulled Jing Mao up from the chair: "Okay, okay, hurry up, I've walked so far today and now I want to sleep."

"Huh? You don't want to eat anymore?"

"How do you think my mouth is swollen like this?"

"Then wait a minute, I'll get you some ointment to reduce swelling." Jing Mao couldn't help turning his head away from the two sausages.I thought it was strange when I saw it just now, but now I feel a special sense of joy when I look at it again, and it makes people want to laugh inexplicably.

So on the way back to the room to get the medicine, all the scenes of someone with a sausage mouth on top of the crowd flashed in Jingmao's mind, and he couldn't get rid of it like a demon.

Jiang Chen let out a long sigh, and once again couldn't help feeling sorry for himself in front of the mirror.

The beauty in the mirror is still so beautiful, and her skin is still so delicate and porcelain white. A pair of slightly upturned eyes inexplicably reveal a touch of peach blossom color. If paired with rosy and full lips, she must be everyone's favorite the great beauty.

However!Everything that was perfect was ruined by the high swollen lips that looked like two sausages hanging on the face!

"How can I compete with those women in this way?" After a long while, the second young master of the Jiang family abandoned the mirror, and simply sat on the stool with his feet up regardless of his image, drinking slowly and fragrantly. millet porridge.

From time to time there is a light 'hiss' sound of pain, how can it be as bold as when eating a big piece of meat and drinking a big mouthful?

The cool green ointment evenly covered the lips, and finally eliminated some of the original red, swollen and painful feeling, and finally the pain was not so hot.

"You can tell me about my illness tomorrow morning, how can I go to pay my respects to Concubine Wan Gui in this state."

"Well, okay. I told Concubine Wan Gui tomorrow morning that my mother couldn't come to pay her respects because she burned her mouth from drinking tea and couldn't speak." Jing Mao still had a serious face, and he didn't look like he was joking at all. It's just that the unbearable smile in his eyes betrayed him.

This is absolutely unbearable to be ridiculed, so self-taught also learned to ridicule.

Jiang Chen couldn't help curling his lips, he didn't want to argue with such an innocent young man, but he pulled the corner of his mouth and twitched in pain: "You just say that my body is too weak, I just coughed up blood and passed out. I believe the imperial concubine No doubt."

Thinking about the excellent performance during the day today, the second young master of the Jiang family suddenly felt that his decision to play the role of the weak white lotus was great.

With this premise, even the reasons for asking for leave became fresh and natural.

"Okay, okay, I'm in a bad mood and I want to be alone for a while, so you should go back to sleep." Impatiently, he waved his hand, and the second young master of Jiang's family started chasing people away again after taking advantage of him.

"Okay, okay, I'm leaving, you can stay alone." Jing Mao understands his love for beauty, and doesn't dislike throwing away after being used.Very cooperatively walked to the door.

Halfway through the walk, he suddenly turned around, squinted his eyes and looked Jiang Chen up and down: "You are in such a hurry to drive me away, you must be harboring an assassin, right?"

After speaking, without waiting for Jiang Chen to reply, he rushed to the back of the screen, lifted the quilt, no.He lifted the sheet and looked under the bed, but there was still no one there.

Jiang Chen walked in slowly at this time, looked at the wall and hugged his chest and teased very unceremoniously: "You look like a jealous wife catching a husband who is having an affair with other women outside."

"You... what are you talking about?" Jing Mao blushed immediately after being teased by him, and tried to defend himself: "It's not because you are too abnormal today that I doubt it."

"Tsk tsk tsk, you still say no, look at your little rosy face, so tender and tender, how cute it is."

After saying this, Jing Mao's face turned red to the neck, and his whole body was like a freshly baked red egg.

"I...I...you...you are too much." Facts have proved that a young man who has never seen the world is no match for a seasoned love veteran, and the boy Jingmao was teased with a few words. There is no other rebuttal to come.

"It's what you said that you're not used to my serious appearance." The banter on Jiang Chen's face put away, and he changed into an impatient expression again: "Okay, okay, if the assassin is a juicy little girl, I definitely don't need you If you say it, you will take the initiative to hide it. Hurry up and get out, don't worry about it, the steamed bun on your chest is crooked, didn't you notice it?"

Jing Mao looked down.Sure enough, the steamed bun stuffed inside the skirt this morning has been crooked, and now anyone can tell it's fake.

Finally dismissing the little hidden guard who was becoming angry from embarrassment, Jiang Chen almost ran all the way to the door and put the bolt on, and then came to the mahogany cabinet with a height of one person in the corner.

Carefully opening the door of the mahogany carved cabinet, Ye Gucheng fell straight down with a 'slap' and pressed Jiang Chen under his body, and directly came face to face.

What a familiar and old-fashioned routine, the Jiang family's second young master quickly turned his head away with very rich experience, and avoided an oolong kiss with Ye Gucheng.

But the mouth is avoided, but the face is not avoided.Rubbed by the soft touch, and smelled the looming sandalwood scent on Ye Gucheng's body.For some reason, Jiang Chen's face slowly turned red.

"What's the matter with a man kissing me on the cheek?" A certain person was immediately blown away by such a blow.Jumped directly from the ground.

He dragged Ye Gucheng onto the bed, and Jiang Chen carefully untied the gauze that had just been tied on the wound. Although the wound looked bloody, at least the blood scabs that had gradually condensed on the wound were not the color of poisoning. up.

After taking a breath, he took the golden sore medicine again, made some millet porridge and poured it down for Ye Gucheng.Jiang Chen pushed the person to the inside of the bed, and lay on the outside by himself.

Anyway, the concubines, regardless of their rank, slept in double beds, so even if the emperor didn't come, they had to be prepared at any time, right?

Although a large part may be that Zhu Jianshen didn't sleep with other concubines except his own dragon bed.

If Zhu Jianshen knew that he was not the first man to sleep on this bed besides Jiang Chen, he might have complicated feelings.

Jiang Chen was completely righteous in his actions.Leaving aside the fact that in order to get Ye Gucheng the golden sore medicine, he even mutilated himself once, and even sacrificed his own mouth, which is already interesting enough.There is really no need to feel wronged and lay on the floor, what's wrong with two big men sleeping together.

When lying next to Ye Gucheng, Jiang Chen was still a little uneasy, even if the city lord was in a coma, it couldn't offset the coldness he brought to others.

There is a feeling of watching ghost movies when I was a child and not daring to sleep alone, and my elder brother went to school in other places, but in desperation, I ran to sleep with my father with a pillow in my arms.

Simply put, it's stressful.

Staring at the Qingjun's side face of the city lord for a while, Jiang Chen had to admit that Ye Gucheng was the most handsome man he had ever seen in his life, and those little freshmen in the entertainment industry couldn't compare.

Not only the appearance, but also the person's temperament, clothing, words and deeds are all well-educated and elegant. If Jiang Chen is a fake white lotus, then Ye Gucheng is really that kind of lotus on a high mountain.

In short, it just hit the cuteness of the second young master of the Jiang family. It is not comparable to Ximen Chuuxue, a man who only knows how to fight and kill when he meets, and Gong Jiu, a man who only knows how to be abnormal when he meets him.

Thinking about it this way, I suddenly felt that it was not so scary.So Jiang Chen secretly prodded and stretched out a finger to poke the other party's face.

Ye Gucheng's brows moved slightly, as if feeling a little uncomfortable.

Jiang Chen paused: "..." Those just now must be just my imagination, how noble and glamorous the city lord can be imagined by mere mortals.

So he neatly covered Ye Gucheng's face with the skirt he just took off, Jiang Chen turned over and fell asleep, the whole process took less than five seconds ORZ...