[Comprehensive martial arts] I am not a coquettish bitch

Yanyun Garden is the largest flower building in the capital, even in broad daylight it is very lively.

This flower building is located in the center of the most prosperous street in the capital, covering a vast area.The girl has a complete range of varieties, and all kinds can be selected at will, which can definitely meet the needs of all customers.

Hua Lingyan was dressed in cyan bunt, except that her face was pretty and coquettish.The rest are like the most ordinary knight-errants.With a frivolous smile on the corner of his mouth, he walked in.

At this moment, the procuress of Yanyunyuan is not the later one, but a beautiful woman who looks at most 30 years old but still looks charming.Seeing Hua Lingyan go in, he first smiled softly, then walked forward with lotus steps and greeted him.

"This son is coming to our Yanyun Garden for the first time, what kind of girl do you want?"

As she spoke, she guided Hua Lingyan towards the vacant seat in the lobby: "The girls here are gentle, youthful, and glamorous. I don't know what preference the young man has? I'm fine too." Let me introduce you a few?"

Hua Lingyan seemed to be unable to see her scrutiny and sizing at all, her expression was very green, but she had a feeling of forced composure: "It is indeed the first time I have come here, I should have seen it for a long time. , Mom just pick some good-looking ones for me."

After finishing speaking, he patted his chest, as if there were a lot of bank notes there: "Don't worry, money is not a problem."

In fact, money is really not a problem. Since it was the first time to go out to perform a mission, Hua Lingyan went to Zhu Jianshen's small treasury to search for a lot of bank notes.It made the current Holy Majesty very painful.

The old bustard saw that he was just an ordinary knight-errant, so naturally he didn't pay much attention.Arranged him in an empty seat and poured the wine himself, then left with a handkerchief twisted and swaying.

Looking at the figure of the old bustard going away, Hua Lingyan's eyes narrowed - it seems that the background of Yanyun Garden is indeed profound.Even a procuress on the bright side used at least a top-notch martial arts master.

He picked up the flower wine in front of him and took a sip, then got up and went to the backyard.The girls on the stage were still babbling and singing a little song, and the eunuchs and wealthy merchants at the next table were also drinking wine with the beauties in their arms, no one noticed that there was a missing person here.

There are also many guests in the backyard, because the environment here is quiet and surrounded by many green plants.It's really a good place to flirt and enjoy the scenery.

Hualingyan walked quietly through this piece of green vegetation without making a sound.But also accidentally heard a lot of invisible people.

Those people who started some kind of exercise while admiring the scenery were directly ignored by him. Hua Lingyan avoided those people and walked straight towards the depths of the courtyard.

When passing by the dormitory building at the back, there seemed to be some faint voices coming from a room inside. He quietly lay on the door and listened to the movement inside.

Indistinctly, I only heard some words taught by Wanmei Villa and Luocha.

Who knew that the person speaking inside was very vigilant, and immediately noticed that someone was eavesdropping outside.A shiny silver chopstick flew out through the wooden door, brushing Hua Lingyan's cheek as it flew out.It was nailed to a tree in the yard, and the end was still shaking and humming slightly.

The next moment, the door was opened.An old man with one eye blindfolded came out.His old face was covered with deep lines, and in one hand he held a cane cut from dead wood.

The other eye, which was not broken, was full of surging light.He looked around carefully, and after seeing no eavesdropper, he snorted coldly and slammed the door shut.

Where is Hualing Tobacco?He stood in the center of the street behind Yanyun Garden, surrounded by pedestrians coming and going, and it was very lively.The sound of silk and bamboo not far away seemed to be still lingering in his ears, and his heart was still pounding.

Touching the scratch on his face, Hua Lingyan suddenly raised one corner of his lips and smiled.

It seems that places like the Qinglou Chuguan are indeed the center of channels where many news gather.What is even more astonishing is that the Jianghu forces that control this place have never been heard of in Jianghu.Why don't you sneak in and take a look?

After a pause, he walked into a nearby clothing store.

When he came out again, he had turned into a rich man with greasy hair, pink face and frivolous steps, with a greasy smile on his face.After fanning the fan in his hand, he turned another corner and entered Yanyun Garden.

Hualingyan was like a duck to water when it got mixed up in this smoky place.On the first day when I went in, I saw a lot of officials who took bribes and took bribes here, and caught them.

He rolled his eyes speechlessly, and for the sake of Zhu Jianshen donating all the sweet-scented osmanthus cakes and ginger candies when he was a child, he kindly wrote down all these fat-minded officials.

People lose their minds when they play outside, so Hua Lingyan simply runs to the outside of the palace every three days.Le is loyal to collecting gossip, or using it as a means to blackmail those officials, or molesting those young talents.

After staying in the palace for so many years, except for Comrade Zhu Jianshen, Hua Lingyan, who has never seen a few good guys, is like a fish in water.Within a few months, he was asked to watch all the rich men and beautiful ladies who were not bad in the capital.

His Majesty the Emperor, who had been oppressed for so long, was delighted to hear this scene.

With a big wave of his hand, Zhu Jianshen handed over all the information gathering to Hua Lingyan.He also approved an imperial decree with the imperial pen and Zhu.From now on, this person can leave the palace at any time, and there is no need to report again.

On this day, Hua Lingyan was kneeling on the street with the most traffic in the capital.

He was dressed in white, linen and filial piety, and his eyes were red and charming.

Lying in front of him was a newly arrived little guard dressed as a middle-aged man, with a hemp mat under his body and a white cloth covering his body, motionless.There is also a wooden sign planted in front of him, which reads: sell yourself to bury your father.

This move was the one that Hua Lingyan read from miscellaneous books a few days ago.Once used now, the effect is very good.In one morning, I successfully harvested three sons of officials who wanted to rob civilian girls of 'My father is XX'.

Take away two 'My family is engaged in smuggling XX' business, very rich, little girl, you just follow the rich second generation of the master.

Hua Lingyan cried like a pear blossom with rain, and when those beautiful eyes were filled with tears, it just made people want to rush forward desperately to protect this frailty, hold her in the palm of their hand and take care of her carefully.

However, those young heroes who think so are always preempted before they take action.

A group of dark guards who had been arranged before with high martial arts skills but never showed their faces in the arena all put on a righteous and dignified attire like a martial arts hero in advance.They jumped forward one after another to drive away the group of disciples.

Then he will take out all the silver on his body to help this good girl who sold her body to bury her father.However, it is always found that the "pocket is shy" is not good enough, so the kind girl continued to sell her body to bury her father after she thanked her and declined the sponsorship.

Originally assigned to investigate the smuggling of sea salt by a wealthy businessman, but he was dragged to become a young man on the way, and his task was also completed by the way. The Jingmao boy: "..."

Jing Mao, who had never seen the world, was at a loss: Why did I eavesdrop on the useful information by flying over the walls and risking my life on the roof as I imagined, and then was discovered and hunted down thousands of miles because the incident was revealed.In the end, the expectation of bringing the information back to the emperor after going through all kinds of hardships is not the same at all.

Is it really good to not follow the routine?

Next to him, a "hero" who just played a role of a hero in saving the beauty, is wolfing down big meat buns that cost two cents apiece on the street.Seeing this, he took the rare time to comfort him.

"I used to think the same as you. You are new here, and you have never seen the world." He patted Jingmao's shoulder with a hand that was not stained with oil and said: "Young people must learn to innovate. Do you know? It's your turn to play next, get ready quickly, it's just after dinner, the group of people should be coming over soon after eating."

Jingmao: Do ​​you want to develop your one-stop business so proficiently_(:з」∠)_

Jing Mao resigned to his fate and changed into a light blue bunt outfit, and in his hand he held a green steel sword that can be seen everywhere in the weapon shop.It's like a young hero who has just entered the rivers and lakes and is still full of enthusiasm.

But it's a pity that he didn't come in handy in the end.

Because the person who came this time was Gong Jiu.He neither looked and left like the previous people, nor rushed up to try to make a move like those restless and kind bullies.

Gong Jiu, who just had dinner at Linjianglou, is still in a good mood.

As soon as he looked up, he saw a beautiful woman with pear blossoms and rain kneeling on the street, ignoring the rough linen clothes on her body.It is not an exaggeration to say that the country is overwhelmed.Young Master Jiu waved a big hand neatly and threw a silver ingot into the hand of Shaman next to him: "It happens that there is a need for a cleaner recently, let's buy it."

Hua Lingyan bit his lips, and blessed Fushen with a reserved smile of great gratitude: "Thank you, my lord, Yan'er can't repay you, and I will serve you wholeheartedly in the future."

Gong Jiu picked up the corner of her mouth, and casually swept her fan at the hidden guard lying on the ground who was pretending to be dead, and signaled Shaman: "Go and help her. Bring someone back as soon as possible after it's over."

Hua Lingyan looked up at the handsome Gong Jiu in surprise, as if thinking of something, a shy blush appeared on his face: "Yan'er is here, thank you, my lord."

Sharman saw it from the side, and let out a small, inaudible chirp.

After the few people had left, Jing Mao, who just came to his senses, turned around and went to look for the bun-eating senior anxiously: "What should I do in this situation? Should I go up to the hero to save the beauty?"

I saw everyone cheering and clapping their shoulders together, walking towards a small restaurant on the opposite corner of the street.

"Wait, don't we care about that side? What should we do now?" Jing Mao rushed forward to grab a person's shoulder with a dazed expression. He didn't forget to look back, Gong Jiu and the others Already at the corner, turn another corner and you should be out of sight.

The man smiled and put his arms around his shoulders: "The big fish are all caught, why are you running over to disturb them. Come on, go to a restaurant with us to celebrate."

After such a delay, when Jing Mao turned his head to look again, the figures of several people had completely disappeared.

Jing Mao: "..." Why do I have a feeling that the previous training was for nothing.

On the other hand, he buried his 'father'.Hua Lingyan followed Shaman, who secretly despised her, back to a manor in the suburbs of Beijing with a grateful gesture of wanting to repay her benefactor.

Sharman was not in the mood to give a good face to this person who might steal her position in the future.After taking the Hualing smoke back and throwing it to Yue'er, he turned and went back to his room to make a beauty mask.There was not even a word of conversation between the two of them from the beginning to the end.

Therefore, due to Shaman's failure to explain clearly, it successfully caused Yue'er's misunderstanding.

Yue'er also knows about Gong Jiu's liking.He just looked Hualingyan up and down, and took him to take a bath without saying a word.Then he took Hua Lingyan to a room specially used for changing clothes and makeup, and then told a guard to take him to Gong Jiu's room before going back to rest.

Hua Lingyan raised his eyebrows.Familiar with the way, he picked out a pink skirt from the many colorful clothes in the closet and changed into it.After that, use the cosmetics placed on the table to smear your face.

Finally, from my old clothes, I dug out some perspiration medicines prepared in advance, some flying needles for anesthesia, some Mihun powder, and some Ruanjin powder, and I took a large bottle of strong aphrodisiacs and stuffed them into the clothes on my chest. , when she opened the door again, she turned into a beautiful woman with a youthful face and a bewitching eye.

The guard is also used to this kind of thing.Just nodding his head expressionlessly, he led the demon to Gong Jiu's room unprepared.

Mr. Devil entered Gong Jiu's room with a soft and weak face.When he turned his head, his countenance changed.Lazily look here, touch there.Finally, he came to the big bed and took off the gauze covering the outside.

Anesthetics were stuffed under the pillow, and a large bag of dick and soft tendons were mixed together on the top of the bed, and it would fall directly with just a little flicking.The last thing is to put the anesthesia flying needle into the mouth.After making all the preparations, I just waited for Comrade Gong Jiu to take the bait.

Gong Jiu had been busy outside all day, and when she came back, she saw a graceful and alluring figure looming from behind the half-covered curtain on the bed.

Thinking that the people below sent him up to please him, the Ninth Young Master walked over unprepared.While undressing and preparing to smile at Nameiren, he raised his eyebrows and asked with a light smile, "Who are you who sent it to me?"

"Young Master, I have nothing to repay you for your help today, I can only promise you with your body." A soft and shy voice that seemed to be dripping water sounded from behind the curtain.Then the dreamy bed curtain was lifted by a snow-white jade arm.

It was revealed that she was lying on the bed behind the curtain with a face full of hesitation, and her face was full of shy and blushing alluring beauty.

Gong Jiu was naturally not Liu Xiahui, he took off his clothes very naturally and threw them on the ground casually intending to enjoy the beauty.

After a stick of incense, Jiu Gongzi, who escaped the silver needle with quick eyes and hands, thought he had escaped a catastrophe.Just as he was about to grab the chin of this glamorous assassin aggressively and give him a blow, he was unprepared when powder was sprinkled from the top of the bed and covered his entire face.

Half a second later, the effect of the medicine kicked in.

Gong Jiu gasped for breath, and fell down on the bed with a blushing face, unable to raise even a little bit of strength all over her body.It was as if all ten fingers were filled with lead, and he couldn't lift a finger at all.

When the internal force runs along the meridians, it is like stepping on clouds.It's so light and fluffy that it can't be used at all.

Gong Jiu's eyes still had a faint mist, he stared at Hua Lingyan firmly and asked, "What medicine did you give me?"

Hua Ling leaned down and patted his face with a smile: "Don't struggle, the medicine given to you has been purified several times. Even ten cows can't stop it, let alone you alone?"

"Oh, that's right. I forgot to tell you, but I'm actually a man." Then, as if thinking of something, Hua Lingyan said suddenly.

As soon as these words came out, Gong Jiu's face turned blue. , even if you look carefully, there is a little fear in it: "What do you want to do?!!"

An evil smile suddenly appeared on that extremely gorgeous face, and a slender finger lightly pressed on Gong Jiu's belt: "What else do you think I can do? To be honest, I haven't seen it for a long time. It's time for you to be such a high-quality product."

So history is always surprisingly similar.

Afterwards, Hua Lingyan searched Gong Jiu carefully.As expected, a very important jade plaque was found.

He raised his eyebrows: "Why is the jade card of Prince Taiping with you? I remember that Prince Taiping is not you, right?"

Then he guessed casually: "Could it be that you are the real Prince Taiping? The one in the palace is a fake?" Hua Lingyan stroked his chin and went through this possibility in his mind: "But there is indeed This possibility should be because King Taiping wanted to hide his clumsiness."

Lying on the bed and panting heavily, Gong Jiu, whose desire/desire in a certain part of his body could not be relieved, watched his old bottom being uncovered, and his eyes were red: "Who are you? I tell you , don’t let me catch you, or you will be more attractive.”

"Oh? Why don't we try to see who will look good to whom first?" Without hesitation, he stuffed the jade tablet into his bosom, intending to take it for himself.Hua Lingyan leaned forward again after hearing the words.That hand frivolously slid back and forth on Gong Jiu's fair and tender face, with the intention of punishing him on the spot if there was a disagreement.

He glanced at the sky outside.It is a good time to kill and set fire when the moon is dark and the wind is high.

"Don't worry, I won't do anything to you. I'm a man of principle." Hua Lingyan gently tapped Gong Jiu's chest.

Then he took out a pack of highly purified Mongolian sweat medicine from under the pillow at the head of the bed, forcefully opened Gong Jiu's mouth, and fed it in. No matter how powerful this martial arts master is, as long as he is not invincible from childhood to adulthood, he will be able to let him go. Sleep all day and all night.

After finishing the follow-up work, he rummaged through Gong Jiu's desk without giving up.As a result, nothing was found.

Seeing that the night is already deep.Facing the bronze mirror in the room, he tore his hair and scattered it, and temporarily suppressed several meridians in his body with internal force.His face immediately turned pale.Hua Lingyan, who was very satisfied with her appearance, opened the door and walked out.

It was quiet at night, and there were only two guards guarding the door.He also specially ordered to stay away.

Seeing the beauty who had just entered came out tremblingly supporting the wall, she bit her red lips lightly and said with tears in her eyes, "Young master won't let me stay inside. I'll go back to my room first."

After all, his thin shoulders trembled.Leaving the two of them with a weak back, they went away.

Hua Lingyan, who had caught a big fish, was in a good mood, humming a little tune and found an empty wall and turned over.Yunqi Qinggong ran all the way for a few miles before he heaved a sigh of relief.Along the way, I left contact marks on the trees, and found a small forest at random and got in.

He casually hit a bird and roasted it to eat.So I found a tree and nested in it, planning to deal with it all night and then go to the city tomorrow.

But he never thought that Gong Jiu was very resistant to drugs because of the system.The original plan was that he would sleep all day and wake up all night, so he wouldn't be able to catch himself.Unexpectedly, Gong Jiu only woke up halfway through the night after falling asleep.

Immediately, he gave an order to catch this person who knew his true identity.

A group of carefully trained killers quickly followed the traces along the way to find the grove where Hua Lingyan was hiding.

So a chasing and killing activity where you chased me and fled started.That group of people got the order and chased after them, no matter what, they couldn't get rid of it, like a piece of sticky dog ​​skin plaster, they couldn't take it off.

So in desperation, Hua Lingyan could only choose to jump off the cliff.

The vegetation under the cliff was fairly dense, and in mid-air he tried his best to use the power of the branches to reduce the force of his fall.Finally, covering his head with his hands, he fell from a tree.Completely limp on the ground and fell into a coma.

Later, he was rescued by Comrade Tieniu who happened to come here to chop firewood.

The small village where they live is called Cotton Village, which is rich in cotton.Every year, a large amount of cotton is planted and sold to the capital.The people in the whole village are living a prosperous and happy life, and they also have a small amount of money in their hands.

The moment Comrade Tieniu saw Hualingyan, he was astonished. How could the crop boy who grew up in the cotton village have the opportunity to see the colorful world outside.Naturally, he fell under Hualingyan's pomegranate skirt in an instant.

He didn't even bother to fight firewood, so he went back to the village with his back on his back.

So under the credit of Tie Niu, Hua Lingyan was able to recuperate in this village as a fiancée.

The daily routine is:

"Ayan, Ahyan, look, this is the flower I picked. Do you like it?"

"Well, I like it very much. Thank you."

"Ayan, Ahyan, look, these are the embroidered shoes I bought for you from the town, do they look good?"

"...It's really beautiful, I really like it."

"Ayan, Ahyan, I bought this rouge after asking Cuihuaer in the village. I think you will like this color."

Hua Lingyan: "..."

After experiencing the incidents of picking off flowers that are about to bear fruit and giving them away, buying shoes but not looking at the size but only looking at the style, and the bright red rouge that is properly applied on the mouth is a bloody mouth, Hualingyan has been completely. I am desperate for Comrade Tieniu's EQ.

If this kind of emotional intelligence is true, if you can marry a wife, pigs can climb trees, right?

Having successfully captured Tieniu's boyish heart, Hualingyan took Tieniu to the capital with his mother's consent when his injury was almost healed.It's called a part-time job, but it's actually taking the opportunity to go back to the palace, and by the way, ask my little friend to find a simple job that doesn't require emotional intelligence for such a bastard.

It can be regarded as worthy of the accommodation expenses in the past few months.

But what Hua Lingyan really didn't expect was that he lost contact.To put it simply, he couldn't contact his little friend for a while.At that time, he regretted so much that he wanted to rush back and take out one of the few bank notes that he had pressed under Tieniu's mother's pillow before he left.

Tieniu is a very simple man, honest and honest.When I went out to work, I never thought of bringing money with me, I only carried a load of dry food.Thinking about finding a job in the capital, you will have money.Very honestly, he left all the money to his mother.

Hua Lingyan said again: "..."

Seeing that Comrade Tieniu had spontaneously found a small corner and squatted down to eat today's dry food, Hua Lingyan felt that he really couldn't stand the days of eating dried steamed buns every day, no Speaking of meat, there is not even a vegetable!

So Zhu Naiwen, who happened to pass by, dressed like a rich man but looked confused, became a fat sheep waiting to be slaughtered.

Zhu Naiwen grew up in King Pingnan's fief since he was a child.Today is the first time to go out and come to the capital.It was only under his father's special exhortations and exhortations that he got a smear on his face.

But Zhu Naiwen, who insisted on going out to play alone, never thought that his face that had never seen the world would have betrayed him long ago.So as soon as he entered the city, he was targeted by thieves.Of course, the purse they carried with them did not escape their clutches.

Zhu Naiwen, who had just arrived in Beijing and hadn't found the housekeeper his father said he would take care of, looked around blankly, standing unaccompanied on the streets of the capital, feeling extremely wronged.

At this moment, there was an exclamation above the head.Then a pink figure floated down.

Like a conditioned reflex, Zhu Naiwen reached out to catch that person.

Then, when the woman in her arms raised her head shyly, she successfully realized what love at first sight is like.

"Girl...you...are you alright? Are you hurt anywhere?" Zhu Naiwen had never seen such a beauty in his life, and his eyes straightened immediately.Putting down the Hua Ling cigarette, he stammered and asked.

He also scratched the back of his head very foolishly, with an embarrassing expression on his face.

Hua Lingyan blinked her beautiful eyes, and her long eyelashes flickered and successfully shocked the innocent Comrade Zhu Naiwen: "Thank you for saving my life, my lord. If it wasn't for your help, Yan'er would definitely fall in pain today. "

"It's nothing more than a little effort." Zhu Naiwen blushed, and even his voice subconsciously softened a little: "May the girl leave her name?"

Hua Lingyan lowered her head shyly, and smiled slightly: "The little girl's name is Hua Lingyan, and she just came to the capital today."

"I...my name is Zhu Naiwen."

The two exchanged names, and then there was a thunderous sound, which was the most honest call from the depths of the body.

Zhu Naiwen blushed in embarrassment: "To tell you the truth, I also ate for the first time when I came to the capital today. It's a pity that the money bag was stolen by a thief, so... so I haven't eaten yet."

"What a coincidence, my purse was stolen just now." Hua Lingyan covered his lips and smiled lightly: "But I just have two coins left here, so I can buy a steamed stuffed bun. How about we eat together?"

"Okay, okay, whatever you say is fine." Bewitched by that smile, Zhu Naiwen couldn't stop nodding.

So the two bought a meat bun and split it in half.Hualingyan didn't kill the fat sheep he expected, so he quickly got away with an excuse.Immediately, he turned his face and mercilessly left this innocent boy who was seduced by him behind.

Zhu Naiwen was squatting on the street, holding half a warm meat bun in his hand, smiling so silly that he was reluctant to eat it.

"Young master? Young master." The old butler was sweating all over his face: "Oh, I found you. The food is ready. Hurry up and go back with the old servant."

"En? En, good." Zhu Naiwen still held the bun in his hand, and hurriedly raised his head to look around.

But he has long since disappeared.