[Comprehensive martial arts] I am not a coquettish bitch

When that night was turned over and over like a dried salted fish, a thought suddenly flashed in Jiang Chen's dazed mind.If Ye Gucheng had a kidney deficiency, what should he do in the match with Ximen Chuuxue the day after tomorrow?

I don't know if Ye Gucheng has kidney deficiency, but as a war scum who has nothing but beauty from beginning to end.Jiang Chen was very honored to experience what it was like to be unable to get out of bed once in the legend.

It's not just that he couldn't get out of bed, when he lay on the bed and looked up at the warm orange color of the sunset outside the window, he suddenly felt a feeling of emotion.

So this is the feeling of being unable to close your legs?

In the evening, Zhu Jianshen, who was busy with his busy schedule, unexpectedly took time out to see Jiang Chen, the poor man who was raised in bed.Of course, he wasn't the only one who came, there was also Concubine Wan Gui, who was dressed up gracefully and luxuriously.

Although Jiang Chen was very suspicious that Zhu Jianshen actually insisted on accompanying Concubine Wan Gui only to prevent Concubine Wan Gui from coming here alone.

When Zhu Jianshen came to visit, Ye Gucheng was comprehending the way of swordsmanship in the next room.In fact, City Lord Ye was very considerate and asked Xiaomei to help cook a bowl of red bean porridge, intending to feed it to Jiang Chen when he woke up, but who knew that last night was really overworked.

The sun was almost setting, and Jiang Chen was still lying on the quilt, biting the corners of the quilt, and sleeping soundly.

In desperation, City Lord Ye could only go to the next room to learn the way of swordsmanship alone.

However, it may also be because of sleep-replenishment—this is Xiaomei's reasoning and judgment.

When no one else was present, His Majesty the Emperor directly turned dark. He walked forward in two steps and interrupted Jiang Chen's speculation about a certain vital organ in Ye Gucheng's body: "Do you know that Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng were Where is the test location?"

Jiang Chen glanced at him, and said angrily, "Do you think that I look like someone who can manage this matter?"

Zhu Jianshen stared at a bright red hickey on the edge of Jiang Chen's obscene collar, and the corners of his eyes twitched involuntarily.

In fact, Ye Gucheng usually walks in a sullen style.It was also because the male self-esteem was underestimated yesterday that City Master Ye secretly rubbed a hickey on Jiang Chen's collarbone.Usually, you can't see it at all.

"Can you put your clothes on first, there are others here." Zhu Jianshen secretly glanced at Concubine Wan Gui, who was standing beside her with a calm and elegant face, and said with restraint.

However, what His Majesty wants to do more is to drag Concubine Wan Gui into the room to do something unsuitable for children.But he really has more than enough energy, Zhu Jianshen now works nine hours a day, and then takes half an hour to eat, and the remaining half hour is used to please Wan Guifei.

There is only two hours of sleep time at most every day, and when you go to the court, you have to listen to the group of speech officials comparing each other all day long.

Sometimes Zhu Jianshen felt that he should thank this guy Jiang Chen.Although it was a joy to say that my little friend and Concubine Wan Gui rectified himself together.But Jiang Chen had at least grounded Rufei first.

If Concubine Ru stayed outside at this time, Zhu Jianshen couldn't imagine how he would deal with this extremely difficult woman.

Even Zhu Jianshen felt that his whole body was about to be hollowed out.And when he was exhausted and busy with state affairs, other people were able to spend almost a whole day and night in bed.It is reflecting the old saying - jealousy makes people psychologically twisted.

His Majesty the Emperor with a distorted mind then looked at Jiang Chen's inadvertently exposed hickey and became super upset.

Jiang Chen raised his hand with great effort, trying to pull his clothes up, but it still failed.He rolled his eyes, and said weakly: "Forget it, let's show it if you show it. Is it okay to just let you see me for nothing?"

Zhu Jianshen: "..."

Who wants to see your body, bastard!That skinny look that doesn't even have two ounces of meat is probably the only thing your family Ye Gucheng will like?

Zhu Jian took a deep breath, as if he had finally found a way to vent his suppressed anger over the past few months: "Okay, I'm here today to tell you. Your Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuuxue The location of the competition was changed from above the Zijin to the top of the Forbidden City. He and Ximen Chuuxue are going to compete swords on the roof of my bedroom!"

There have been rumors of a duel between the sword god and the sword master since three months ago.

The location has already been picked up by someone.Even Zhu Jianshen heard about it on Zijin Mountain on the outskirts of the capital.

Back then, I thought about dressing up and running over to secretly watch this rare master duel, to gain some knowledge or something.Who would have thought that when he turned around, he would get the news that Ye Gucheng had changed the location of the competition, and he had arrogantly chosen it on top of him, the emperor of the day!

Zhu Jianshen thought he was the last to know.

Now it seems that there is actually one person who knows later than himself.Immediately my heart was balanced.

Jiang Chen wasn't surprised at all after hearing this answer, instead he calmly suggested to Zhu Jianshen: "You can ask a few eunuchs to apply a few more layers of wax on the roof. When the time comes to keep them safe, they won't be able to stand up." .”

But this idea is really good, and I still feel a little bit ready to move when I think about it.

Cough cough, Zhu Jianshen cleared his throat.Delete the picture in my mind of the two peerless swordsmen Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuuxue falling from the roof inelegantly because their feet slipped, and then said with a serious face: "I think this is a challenge to me." majesty."

Everyone present looked at Zhu Jianshen with a strange look, as if a skylight had suddenly opened in his head.

The meaning in the eyes is very straightforward: You still have such a thing as majesty?

Concubine Wan Gui covered her lips with a light smile and said, "I think that since these two people have decided the place of the competition here, why don't we take the opportunity to make some money. After all, the world is willing to spend a lot of money to watch the battle between the two peerless swordsmen. There are not a few people who confront each other in time."

Jiang Chen's eyes lit up, he struggled to get up and agreed, "I also think this is a good way."

"After all, anyone in the palace can come in at will. We can set up a checkpoint at the gate of the palace. Wei Ziyun and others are guarding there. Only those who have bought tickets can enter and watch?"

Concubine Wan Gui was obviously very interested in this proposal: "If this is the case, then our token should be unique."

The two discussed how to charge high ticket fees as if no one else was around.Like two unscrupulous profiteers, they completely forgot to ask Comrade Zhu Naiwen, who was supposed to be the most honorable in the harem.

Unexpectedly, they all forgot about our poor Emperor and smiled at each other.

The two chattered for a long time, and finally came to a conclusion.I plan to find the rolls of colorful rags that they paid tribute to from the foreign countries in the Western Regions, and use the waste to make a few ribbons as tokens.

Then when discussing how to sell it, I found Comrade Wei Ziyun very neatly.

In front of Zhu Jianshen, the two unscrupulously ordered the legendary number one expert in the big inner circle to do sales work.It was even negotiated how much to sell and how much to share, the distribution of spoils is clear and clear, and a one-stop industrial chain has begun to take shape.

Zhu Jianshen: "That..."

Wei Ziyun turned around, as if he suddenly discovered that His Majesty the Emperor they respected and loved would appear here, he was very shocked: "Your Majesty? Why are you here? Shouldn't you be reviewing memorials in the Imperial Study Room at this time? "

Zhu Jianshen: "Actually..."

Wei Ziyun suddenly lowered his head, with a serious expression on his face: "Your Majesty, if you have anything to do, just tell your subordinates."

Zhu Jianshen sighed dejectedly, waved his hands and said, "There's nothing else, you can go."

So Wei Ziyun went to the warehouse to get a roll of cloth and made dozens of colored ribbons, then turned around and was going to find Lu Xiaofeng to do it for him.Along the way, he made a good draft of how things should be divided, but he couldn't find Lu Xiaofeng's person.

In the huge entire capital city, Lu Xiaofeng just disappeared as if evaporated from the world.

Not even a little clue left.

In desperation, Wei Ziyun had no choice but to run to find Lu Xiaofeng's best friend, Huaqitong Huamanlou from the Jiangnan Hua Family.He very solemnly handed over a large handful of ribbons to Comrade Huamanlou, and after thinking about it, he asked Huamanlou to distribute the ribbons according to Jiang Chen's order before, but he didn't mention the matter of collecting money. .

For things like collecting money, it's most reassuring to do it yourself.

At that time, a checkpoint will be set up at the entrance of the palace, and those who take the ribbon will just need to collect money.If you don't give money, there must be a lot of people lining up behind to take the opportunity to watch the comparison between the two peerless swordsmen, and they may not be able to sell it.

After sending Wei Ziyun away, Jiang Chen still felt that something was missing.In a flash of inspiration, he suddenly realized.

Then he directed the nanny who followed Concubine Wan Gui to go to the storeroom and took out another roll of cloth and tore it into strips.

Concubine Wan Gui looked at it from the side, very puzzled: "Isn't that enough before? If you make so much more, how can you sell it?"

"What if those who didn't get the token still want to come in?" After earning money, the second young master of the Jiang family didn't lie limp on the bed like a dried salted fish, but cut it with great interest. Ribbon: "This is called competition to raise prices, right?"

Scalpers are created to raise prices, although the regular ticket prices are already high.But there are always some people who are not short of money and want to go wild.Rather than letting others go this wild way, wouldn't it be better to go by yourself and earn this money?

Concubine Wan Gui's eyes lit up, and she was very pleasantly surprised: "After you said that, I found out that it can still be like this. Then don't we have to earn more money?"

Jiang Chen just smiled and said nothing.

It's not just like this, what's even more extreme is yet to come.

What if the person who paid for the money and bought the ticket found that there was no sword competition between two peerless swordsmen at all, but only Ye Gucheng standing there looking at the moon and looking at the wind and moon?