Uncle catching ghosts

For several days, when night fell, Zhang Yuying would go out and come back after a long time. Every time she came back, her face was flushed, the color of a ripe apple.She passed the yang energy to Jiang Manlu, then sat on the edge of the bed and watched him carefully, and told her own story to cheer him up.

She had a very difficult life before she was alive. She was dependent on others and was strangled to death. After becoming a ghost, she only hoped to live a stable life.She no longer expects to have a family, to be a good wife and mother.In fact, these requirements are not harsh. Many young women do not want to live a happy life.

This world is like this, whenever you want to laugh, it makes you cry; whenever you want to cry, it makes you laugh, so many people can't laugh or cry all their lives, life is more about enduring than enjoying.

Dudu wants to be more carefree. Her life is truly enjoyable. She offers three meals a day, then shrinks into the wall and sleeps soundly. When she is bored, she will sing a song or two next to Jiang Manlu Songs to pass the time.

Under Zhang Yuying's careful care, Jiang Manlu's body recovered quickly. He was able to get out of bed and walk around, stretching his limbs.But he still felt a dull pain in his chest, but he felt a lot more relaxed. When he was really bored, he went out to take a walk under the willow tree to get some fresh air, or to blend in with the neighbors and play chess with them.

The neighbors are all simple people, and they jokingly asked: "I haven't seen you go out for half a step for many days, did you ask for a wife and enjoy the tenderness at home?"

Jiang Manlu smiled at them, "That's not the case. The reason why I didn't come out is because I don't feel well."

They didn't ask any more questions, but whispered to each other.An old man kept smoking cigarettes for him, one after another. In two hours, he smoked more than ten cigarettes.

After returning home, Zhang Yuying and Dudu covered their noses and kept away from him with strange expressions.He smiled and said, "Is there something bad about me?"

"Master, you can't go on like this, you are about to become a chimney." Zhang Yuying said, "We can't stand this smell."

"That's right, I smoked fifteen cigarettes in two hours." Dudu also echoed.

"Are you peeking at me? All right, the two of you are of the same mind, and you both dislike me." Jiang Manlu sat on the bed, absent-minded, and fell asleep.These days, there are people taking care of the house, it seems that life has a sustenance, and I have become lazy.

"We don't dislike you, you, it's better to quit smoking, it's good for your health."

"Yes, quit smoking." Dudu said, "Didn't you teach me Lin Zexu to sell cigarettes in Humen? There was Lin Zexu in ancient times, and now I am Dudu."

"Tch, smoking is a man's freedom, and it's not against the law, so leave me alone." At this point, his addiction to smoking fell again, and he reached under the pillow to grope, but found that the cigarette was gone, "You can't treat me like this, restrict me freedom, interfere with my power."

"Hey, I destroyed all your cigarettes, and I won't let you smoke in the future." Dudu said with a smile.

"A real man only has a faint smell of tobacco, not a strong smell of smoke. I agree with Dudu's approach." Zhang Yuying said, "Besides, your body has just recovered, so you can't smoke."

"Okay, you have all become Avalokitesvara Bodhisattvas who save suffering and suffering." Jiang Manlu said, "If you don't smoke, don't smoke. Could it be that people will die?"

"Anyone can do it just by talking, you have to swear." Dudu said.

Jiang Manlu glanced at them unhappily, and thought: "The difference between this ghost and a human lies in IQ. If it is useful to swear, those men who swear so swear and specialize in deceiving girls' feelings will die in a day."

Zhang Yuying stared at him closely, "Why, don't you dare?"

"There's nothing you dare to do." Jiang Manlu stretched out two fingers, "I, Jiang Manlu, officially swear to the sky that starting today, I will never smoke again, and if I regret it..."

"How about it?"

"My hair fell out, and my head was covered with tumors."

Zhang Yuying and Dudu laughed, almost dying of laughter, "This oath is not poisonous enough, it should be added that there are sores all over the body."

From this day on, Jiang Manlude endured the days without cigarettes, and it was not easy at first. When the addiction to cigarettes started, his mouth was drooling, and there seemed to be something missing in his nose.Couldn't bear it any longer, he ran to the canteen outside, staring at those beautifully packaged cigarette boxes in a daze, but when he remembered the poisonous oath he had made, he shrank back again, he laughed at himself and said: "I can't talk or not!" Count it, if you don’t smoke, you never smoke.”

He walked home in frustration, sat at the table in a daze, not because he couldn't live without cigarettes, but because he had no sustenance for his spirit.

He found a few books from the books, and he flipped through them carefully, hoping to distract his attention.He used to be used to reading a book while smoking, and there was no cigarette in his fingers, he was really not used to it.

Dudu watched him from the sidelines, her eyes were as sharp as an eagle's, but she always kept silent.Zhang Yuying brewed a cup of tea for her, brought it to his side, and asked him to drink tea with a smile.

After a long time of ordinary days, apart from absorbing some knowledge, nothing new happened every day.Zhang Yuying urged him to buy wool, and he asked, "Why do you buy wool?"

"Knit a sweater for you."

"There are no sweaters in the store now, do you still knit them by hand? It takes a lot of effort."

Zhang Yuying laughed and said, "That's different, since idleness is idleness anyway, why don't you find something to do to pass the time."

Dudu yelled, asking her sister to knit one for her.

Jiang Manlu had no choice but to follow her wishes, bought wool and knitting needles, and then continued to sit at the table and read.Zhang Yuying was sitting next to him, knitting a sweater earnestly. He looked at her from time to time, and found that she was very skillful in knitting, and she had the demeanor of a lady.

After living a regular life, he forgot the company of cigarettes, and felt that the life of the three of them was happier and more fulfilling. Dudu also learned a lot of knowledge. This is a highly competitive world. Being a ghost is the same as being a human being. important.

The book was finished quickly, and he had nothing to do, and he hadn't received any business these days, so he felt that his time was wasted.At this time, he suddenly thought of Master, and when he looked at the calendar, he was shocked. It was only three days before Master's birthday, and he almost forgot such an important event.He would stay by Master's side at this time of year to celebrate his birthday. After not seeing him for a year, he missed Master very much, and he didn't know how his life has been this year.

He was going to leave tomorrow to visit his master, but he didn't expect that this trip would be his farewell to his master.