Chaos Mansion Love

"Manager Zhang, it's like this... You said that you have opened a shopping mall of this size, at least you need to contact the higher-ups. Today we are being chased by the urban management all over the street." Xu Zhou looked for a recruiter in the afternoon The person in charge said.

"I'm really sorry that there is such a thing. I will raise this issue with the company level." When the person in charge heard that there was still such a thing, he immediately straightened his back and said, but now Xuzhou is considered an old man, how can he hear it? They all thought he was playing sloppy.

"For a company as big as yours, there must be no problem at the top. We will earn your part-time wages and don't be caught by the urban management." Xu Zhou was still worried.

"Student Xuzhou, you can rest assured. Our company is a state-owned enterprise, and the big boss above has a lot of background. Let the students continue to work with peace of mind." Seeing that Xu Zhou still had concerns, this time the The person in charge said righteously.

"Also, the company leaders are very satisfied with your performance in the morning, and decided to let you continue to do the on-site promotion of the opening event next weekend. The price is the same. The key is that this is all in the square, so you don't have to worry about the shit city management." That manager Zhang They were very satisfied with Xuzhou's performance in the morning, especially the on-site promotional pictures that Xuzhou and the others took back. The leaders were quite satisfied, and immediately decided to let them continue to do part-time promotion for the next opening.

Next, Xuzhou Huang Yu's work continued to lead an ordinary but fulfilling life. They sat down when they had part-time jobs, and went out to play on weekends when they didn't have part-time jobs. They seemed to be living in a two-person world without being disturbed.

"Xiaozhouzhou, the school's bathroom is finally open, let's go, let's take a hot bath." In the south, the weather slowly starts to get cold until very late, and the time is not long. In order to meet the daily washing needs of the students , The school will also have collective bathhouses, but they will be opened in stages according to climate change.

Xuzhou has passed the bathhouse twice, but the equipment outside is very old. It seems that coal should still be burned. Xuzhou once saw the bidding on the campus network. In order to protect the environment and reduce costs, the school began to invite bids for electric heating equipment , obviously this year will not drop.

"Damn, it's finally turned on. It's been a bit cold for the past two days. I don't dare to take a bath with cold water. I just make a pot of hot water and wash it in the bathroom with cold water. Wait for me and clean it up." Let's go." Xu Zhou heard that the bathhouse opened, and immediately started to pack his clothes and things for bathing.

"Wait for me, I'll go too. It was cold last night, so I didn't even take a shower." Upon hearing this, Li Dong followed Xu Zhou to pack his things and was about to go to the bathroom to take a shower.

"Damn it, you guys have to take a shower every day, do you have a cleanliness habit?" Huang Yu immediately discovered the problem when he heard this.

"Tch, don't you take a bath every day, don't you take a bath once a month?" Xu Zhou suddenly realized the problem and asked with disgust.

"One month is not so exaggerated. If you don't exercise vigorously or play ball, you usually wash it once a week." Huang Yu said naturally.

"Damn it, don't you, stay away from me." Xu Zhou really disliked it this time. He has bathed almost every day since he was a child. This is also the habit of southerners, especially those who live by the sea.

"I'm going to tell you that you don't really take a bath every day, do you? It's winter too. No wonder your skin is so good. We, the older generation in the north, go to the pool once a week. Even though every house has water heaters now, but I don't take a bath every day, it's not troublesome, but people on the Loess High Slope have never taken a bath a few times in their lives." Huang Yu was quite calm.

"All right, all right, let's go take a shower, and I won't argue with you about such untechnical things." Xu Zhou gave Huang Yu a supercilious look, and didn't bother to answer him.

"Damn, I was only focused on talking to you, and I didn't take my things." Huang Yu said, patting his head.

"Then why don't you hurry up and go somewhere." Xu Zhou kicked him immediately, and Huang Yu ran away in a flash.

"Damn, there's still a queue." When Xu Zhou and his party arrived at the bathroom, they found that the queue had already lined up outside the bathroom door, and the three of them followed the queue.

"Be content, look at the girls' team." Huang Yu pointed to the other side and said to Xu Zhou.

"Damn it, isn't it, it's such an exaggeration." Xu Zhou looked over and couldn't see the end of the girls' line. It seems that girls not only have trouble going to the toilet, but also take a bath. Don't ask Xu Zhou how he knows, they have gone to school Everyone knows.

"It's still cool for boys, and it's quick to take a shower, and you don't need to take off your pants when you go to the toilet." Huang Yu said jokingly.

"That's right, that's right, those words are incisive." Li Dong looked at the girls' team, which also fit Huang Yu's words.

"What's brilliant, you're a fart." Xu Zhou started bickering with Huang Yu as soon as he seemed to be fine.

"Men and women are separated. Girls are on the second floor. This is the first time I have entered the bathhouse." To be honest, this is really the first time Xu Zhou has entered the bathhouse. He used to bathe at home. Anyway, there is a water heater, so you can use it anytime. Take a bath, so Xu Zhou has no idea what Huang Yu said.

"What a fuss, if the girl is on the first floor, it will be messed up. Maybe the boy slipped in, and it would be a big deal." Huang Yu looked at the edge of the stairs on the first floor, the boy stopped, the four big characters were particularly conspicuous, and it was rare to fight back After looking at Xuzhou, Huang Yu naturally seized the opportunity.

"Cut, I'm not blind." Xu Zhou snorted. The two lined up and bickered all the way. Fortunately, the boys were faster, and soon they bought tickets and went in.

"Xiaozhouzhou, why don't you come over and pick up the soap?" Xuzhou and Huang Yu are next to each other in the bathroom. The bathroom in the south is different from the bathroom in the north. The bathroom in the north has no partitions. Everyone washes their buttocks together. Who is it at this time? Little who is embarrassed, men understand this sentence.The south is divided into a small room, and there are slots inside, which can be locked from the inside.

"Didn't you bring the shower gel?" This was the second time Huang Yu asked this question.

"Hahaha, I picked up the soap." This time, not only Huang Yu laughed, but also the boys in the surrounding cubicles. Xu Zhou often heard this kind of laughter when he was watching porn in groups. .

"Damn it, get the hell out of here." Now Xu Zhou knew that picking up soap was definitely not that simple, it must have a deeper meaning, and it wasn't very good, otherwise there wouldn't be such laughter from the side.

"Don't mind, come and help me rub my back." Huang Yu continued to call.

"You don't have long hands yourself." Xu Zhou didn't bother to talk to him.

"Hands are not long enough to reach."

"Then how do you usually take a shower in the dormitory?" After saying this, Xu Zhou decided to ignore this annoying person.

"There's no one in the dormitory, aren't you here now?"

"Come here and rub your back, can I rub it for you too?"

"Xiaozhouzhou?"

"Xu Zhou, squad leader, you won't finish washing, will you?"

Ignoring Huang Yu really worked, and he shut up obediently after a while.

"I'll go, Xu Zhou, you've been washing for so long, I thought you'd come out early?" When Xu Zhou came out, Huang Yu and Li Dong were already waiting at the door.

"Can you manage it? Your house doesn't run the bathroom, and there is no set time?"

"You didn't fly out inside, did you?" Huang Yu suddenly thought of something, and smiled cryptically.

"Damn it, aren't you cold? Go back to the dormitory." Xu Zhou was still thinking about picking up soap.

"It's nothing, it's normal to take a flight while taking a shower." Huang Yu said with one arm around Huang Yu, and the three of them returned to the dormitory.

"Picking up soap literally means that the soap falls on the ground, and when you bend down to pick it up, you will be attacked by the same sex behind the back (commonly known as "explosive or gay"), which means gay sex." Turn on the computer and ask Du Niang who knows everything, the above is Du Niang's answer.

"Huang Yu, you are looking for death." Xu Zhou slapped his desk hard, got up and rushed to Huang Yu's dormitory.

"Damn, tell you to pick up soap, tell you to pick up soap, your sister, let me pick up soap for you, your skin is itchy." After rushing into Huang Yu's dormitory, Xu Zhou immediately pressed Huang Yu on the bed On the table, he pressed his head with one hand and spanked Huang Yu's butt with the other.

"Brother, brother. I know I'm wrong, so please forgive me, or I'll pick up the soap for you next time you take a bath." Seeing this situation, Huang Yu immediately knew that Xu Zhou knew the meaning of picking up soap, so he hurried Beg for mercy, but I made two jokes on him.

"Are you disgusting or not? I don't care for your thick skin and rough appearance. Bah, bah, are you disgusting?" Suddenly realizing that he had slipped his tongue, Xu Zhou hurriedly beat him up again. Huang Yu paused to cover up her embarrassment.

"It's okay, you can say whatever you want, but I'm still very tender, Xiaozhouzhou." Huang Yu winked at Xuzhou at this time, and said nonchalantly, but these words came from the eight-foot man Huang Yu. Speaking out of his mouth, coupled with his hips twisting twice, this picture is too dirty to imagine.

"Ouch, you're sick." Xu Zhou vomited, then slapped Huang Yu's ass hard, and walked away. Just like that, our silly Baitian was thrown by Huang Yu again. Take a step forward.

"Xiaozhouzhou, I have a good movie here, do you want to watch it together?" After dinner in the evening, Huang Yu went to the Xuzhou dormitory with a USB flash drive, waved the USB flash drive in his hand and said.

"Today is not a party day, I'm still playing games." Xu Zhou glanced back and continued to play his games.

"It's not a gross movie, it's an American blockbuster," Huang Yu said.

"That's right, it turned out to be an American underworld prison movie." Xu Zhou had never seen this movie, but from the bloody and violent beginning, it was very exciting.

"Of course, this is not a popular movie in the United States. "Prison Storm" and many people know that it is very pornographic and violent." Huang Yu smiled cryptically, and said to Xu Zhou solemnly.

"Did you see it, did you see it? This is picking up soap." When the movie reached a screen, Huang Yu suddenly jumped up, pointed at the screen and said to Xu Zhou.

"Damn it, you're so sick, you tricked me into watching this kind of movie just to explain to me about picking up soap." Xu Zhou was speechless.

"What's the matter? In the United States, this kind of thing is normal, and this movie is very good." Huang Yu explained innocently.

"I'm convinced." Xu Zhou said something in half English and half Chinese, but the two of them still finished watching the movie.