Chaos Mansion Love

"Assemble!" Accompanied by a whistle, and the voice imagined by the physical education teacher, everyone lined up consciously.

"Report to the teacher." Xu Zhou called out.

"speak."

"Yang Meng in my class has a stomachache. I asked him to rest on the side of the playground." Xu Zhou pointed to the teacher where Yang Meng was. The students in the class obviously realized something and smiled softly.

"Okay, let's roll the roll." The physical education teacher glanced at YangMeng. She has her head down and her hair is relatively long. She can't tell the difference between boys and girls. The college physical education textbooks are relatively loose, and the teacher doesn't bother to care.Then when everyone was ready, school was over 5 minutes early.

"Huang Yu, go eat noodles." To solve the matter, we must understand thoroughly. Xu Zhou had promised Huang Yu to eat together, and he hadn't eaten noodles at the North Noodle Restaurant in the canteen of the Eastern District for a long time. He really missed the boss. Braised beef.

"What's going on with you and YangMeng, you can't keep a low profile." There were only the two of them on the road, because it wasn't time for school to end.There weren't that many people on the road, so Xu Zhou asked questions, hoping to find the key points between the two of them.

"What else is going on? Didn't you see it? You said it's disgusting. Even if uncle can bear it, auntie can't bear it." Huang Yu said helplessly.

"He said he likes you, do you have feelings for him?" Xu Zhou laughed after watching it.

"Damn, fuck, tell me, can I not be angry, I am a big man, how can I like him, I found out that he was plotting against me, I didn't bother to talk to him before, I didn't expect him to make an inch of it He looks so ugly, if he looks as white and clean as our big squad leader, maybe I will think about it." When talking about Yang Meng, Huang Yu literally gritted his teeth, but he didn't know if he was joking or what. Thoughts, this topic is off.

"Your skin is itchy, right?" Xu Zhou jumped up from behind Huang Yu, put his hands on Huang Yu's head, and made a gesture to cut Huang Yu. The two fought crazily all the way to the No. Loubei Noodle House.

"Boss, two servings of beef fried ramen, plus noodles." Huang Yu said directly, and the two found a seat and sat down.

"But then again, I don't like to directly explain to YangMeng in private that we are all classmates in the same class, so there is no need to make such an unpleasant scene." Xu Zhou started the interview mode.

"Squad leader, are you moved with compassion, out of patience, or out of love." Huang Yu said viciously.

"Huang Yu, you're just sloppy." Xu Zhou glared at him.

"It's just owed, how is it, how is it." Huang Yu stretched his face in front of Xu Zhou, Xu Zhou was speechless, Huang Yu usually had a cold look in class or in the dormitory, When he got to his place, he started to talk glibly. Xu Zhou seized the opportunity and rubbed Huang Yu's face with both hands, and he seemed to be enjoying himself.

"Two handsome guys, here comes the noodles." After a while, the boss brought the noodles over.

"We two are AA." Seeing that both of them took out their wallets, Xu Zhou knew that he couldn't hold back Huang Yu, so he went directly to the AA system, and Huang Yu couldn't say anything.

"Huang Yu, to be honest, there is actually a reason why Yang Meng became like this. There are two older brothers in their family. Before he was born, his parents wanted a daughter very much. At that time, they secretly went to the hospital to see her." , the doctor said it was a girl, the old couple were so happy, so they bought a lot of girl's clothes, but when he was born, he was a boy. Hey, his parents were even more unreliable, so he raised him as a girl, plus two My brother loves him just like my sister, and this character has been formed over time, and when his parents realized the seriousness of the problem, it was too late and they couldn't change it."

When Huang Yu got the beef fried noodles, he habitually took out the beef and gave it to Xu Zhou. This time, Huang Yu was surprisingly quiet. He listened to Xu Zhou slowly telling Yang Meng's story. In the end, he was also infected by Yang Meng's story. , Sure enough, every family has scriptures that are hard to recite.

"Squad leader, why do you know everything, and me, have you known me?" Huang Yu asked suddenly.

"How can I have such leisure and elegance? It's the head teacher. Don't look at him. He doesn't care about anything. In fact, our head teacher is very careful. Every student calls at home to get some basic information, especially those who are more introverted or different. , for the convenience of management, he will tell me that there is no need for other people, such as you, a living treasure, how could something happen." Seeing Xu Zhou's evaluation of himself, Huang Yu also laughed.

"Huang Yu, do you think I'm not manly enough?" Xu Zhou suddenly thought of Yang Meng's evaluation, and couldn't help but began to play with his muscles.

"Damn it, why are you asking this question?" Huang Yu was really taken aback.

"YangMeng's evaluation, he said that I am a creamy scholar, and that you are a strong and fierce boy, but he actually said that you like me, my god, it's ridiculous." Huang Yu, who was drinking noodle soup, heard the next two sentences, He was almost choked, so he quickly adjusted his breathing so that nothing seemed strange. Fortunately, Xu Zhou had been focusing on the muscles in Bai Neng's own arm and did not look at Huang Yu.

"My goddesses are Sora Aoi and Maria Ozawa, and my love for them will never change." Huang Yu quickly stated.

"That's right, this is our mutual lover. By the way, where did you get your resources?" Speaking of this, Xu Zhou's thought suddenly came to him, and he couldn't help but start another topic.

"I have a cousin who is studying in Japan. You must know that prostitution is legal in Japan, not to mention their pornography. There are actually many kinds, but sometimes the customs inspection is strict and you can't take it. You must know that Japan created 97% of pornography in the world, when it comes to this, I really admire this country.”

"Why did I study in Japan? I don't like Japan. I can say I hate it. How many things were committed in our country back then." Xu Zhou looked like an angry youth when he talked about Japan.

"Do you often watch anti-Japanese dramas? In fact, northerners also hate Japan, but our patriotism must be rational. Japanese politics is different from our country. In fact, some of his business philosophy and principles of life are worthy of recognition, but That Koizumi or something is really hateful, and some shrine should be blown up." As soon as he saw the stern face of the Japanese businessman Xu Zhou he praised, Huang Yu immediately turned the gun and aimed at Junichiro Koizumi, who he didn't want to change.

"I don't like watching TV dramas. They are too nagging and complicated. The plot is still the same after more than a dozen episodes. Unless it is a particularly good TV, I don't watch it at all. As for the anti-Japanese drama, I don't even know a single episode. It’s too fake, it’s just that my dad likes to watch it.” Ever since he entered junior high school, Xu Zhou didn’t watch TV much because of his studies, which made him not like watching TV very much. watch some.

"Then you still watch Japanese porn, don't you hate Japan?"

"This is a matter of two different concepts. I like porn and I hate Japan are two different things." Xu Zhou said seriously.

"Hey, big squad leader, who are you fantasizing about when you play handjob?" Huang Yu raised her head and asked Xu Zhou slyly.

"You don't care about me, anyway, there are only a few people, you have new resources."

"Not now, I will tell you."

"Who are you fantasizing about playing handjob?" Xu Zhou raised his eyebrows.

"It's the same as you, but it's different recently." Huang Yu glanced at Xu Zhou. She didn't know what was going on, and she couldn't help but think of Xu Zhou because of her own troubles recently. Maybe this person in front of her has already taken root in her heart. Of course, Xu Zhou knew nothing about all this.