Chaos Mansion Love

"Old sister, you see that we have stayed so many delicious foods all the way, do you want to express it?" At noon, the two of Xu Zhou and his eldest sister sat in a restaurant next to his eldest sister's company Xu Zhou started cheating on his sister.

"Okay, what do you want?" Xu Ling looked at his younger brother lovingly, and directly asked Xu Zhou to make a condition.

"Ah, you have to take the initiative to express this. I can't say it." Only then did Xu Zhou realize that he only knew about pitfalls, but he didn't know what he wanted, so he handed the ball to Xu Ling.

"Okay, for the sake of the things you two brought me all the way, I'll buy you a piece of clothing for each of you when I rest. I've been busy recently, so I'll call you two then." Xu Ling thought for a while and said, no The way, women only have bags and clothes in their eyes.

"Ah, I don't want to go shopping with you, don't you have any other gifts?" Xu Zhou was about to go crazy.

"Okay, I'll go abroad next month, and I'll bring you gifts back then." Seeing his younger brother's expression of abhorrence for shopping with him, Xu Ling felt uncomfortable.

"That's about the same!" Xu Zhou reluctantly agreed with the elder sister's later reply.

Looking at his younger brother's expression, Xu Ling asked curiously, "Hey, do you boys really hate shopping with girls?"

"Yes." Xu Zhou and Huang Yu replied in unison.

"Then why do so many men keep asking me out for shopping." Many people have dated Xu Ling over the years, but Xu Ling has never paid any attention to him. The reason is very simple, no one is interested.

"Because I want to fuck you." Xu Zhou Huang Yu said in unison again, and pointed at Xu Ling.

"Why don't you like shopping?"

"trouble!"

"Why do you all have the same answer?"

"Because we are all men (born)." Xu Zhou and Huang Yu replied, looking at each other, but this time it was different, when Xu Zhou was talking about boys, Huang Yu was of course talking about men.

"Old sister, how old are you? I don't want to reveal your age, but you can't be too high-sighted. Let's try to find someone who is similar to you?" Xu Zhou began to worry about his old sister again when Xu Ling said that. It's a lifetime event.

"Don't worry about me, my Xu Ling's man must be better than me, more handsome, and manly..." Xu Zhou originally wanted to return to his brother domineeringly, but he began to think about it He looked like a man, so his face was raised at 45 degrees, and he kept thinking flirtatiously.

"Okay, old lady, can people like you like what you said?" Xu Zhou poured a basin of cold water mercilessly.

Upon hearing this, Xu Ling was not happy, and pointed to Xu Zhou's nose and began to say: "What do you mean, I am your eldest sister, smart, cute, gentle, virtuous, versatile..."

"Yes, old lady, you can't save money like this. Would you like me to eat lunch?" Xu Zhou made a gesture to vomit, and said to his old sister with a smile while sarcasm.

"You, your skin is itchy, right?" Xu Ling was about to knock Xu Zhou with his chopsticks.

Huang Yu, on the other hand, couldn't help laughing. He didn't realize that the two siblings are usually aloof and coquettish, but when they get together, they are actually funny. They hurriedly intervened in the middle: "Sister, did that scumbag recently, Ouyang Ping, do anything?" Do you want to mess with you again?"

"Yeah, after we finished eating last time, we may have been stimulated by you, so we rarely came to see me, and now we haven't even seen anyone in the past two months, maybe it's someone else who harassed me. That's it for the second generation." Ouyang Ping's disappearance is indeed a good thing for Xu Ling, and his ears are much quieter.

"Ah, ah, ah, ah." Ouyang Ping limped into the bathroom, and sneezed three times in a row.

"Damn it, who the hell scolded me, or that little girl misses my master." Ouyang Ping shouted cursingly.After being beaten that time, Ouyang Ping could only stay at home.His lower leg was broken, and that thing was also injured. Ouyang Ping didn't know how to live this year. Every day seemed like a year, and he took revenge on the servants around him.

"The gang at the police station have yet to find out who beat me like this." Ouyang Ping felt aggrieved. He still doesn't know who beat him, but the police station's reply was all We are investigating, can you not be angry?

"Haha, that's good, this kind of scumbag should stay away." Huang Yu and Xu Zhou looked at each other and smiled, Huang Yu said to Xu Ling.

"Hey, did you guys do something to Ouyang Ping?" Seeing the weird expressions on their faces, Xu Zhou asked curiously.

"How is it possible? We've only met that scumbag, and we don't want to see him anymore. But then again, old lady, you should pay attention to it yourself. We don't want a scumbag. You can think about it if it's almost the same. "

"Don't just talk about my elder sister and me, what about you two, if you have a girlfriend, my elder sister can help you to see if it's okay." Seeing that his younger brother Xu Zhou was still entangled in her life-long affairs, Xu Zhou twitched.

"I'm still young, so I didn't talk about a girlfriend, but he has one." Xu Zhou found a reason for himself, and then pointed to Huang Yu, the pick-up hero, and said.

"I split." Huang Yu blurted out.

"When did it happen? Didn't you have a good life? Why didn't I know?" Xu Zhou was dumbfounded when he heard this.

"On that day, the night you drank too much, I went down to break up." After many days, Huang Yu confessed to Xu Zhou.

"Ah, that's her birthday, why did you do that?" Xu Zhou never expected that the two would break up at that time.

"Tch, she deserves it for being unfriendly to you, and bluffing and cheating in my name." Huang Yu was too lazy to say anything.

"It's up to me, and it's up to me." Xu Zhou was a little confused.

"Oh, it's already been divided anyway, so it's useless to say more."

"Then she didn't come to see you?"

"I found it, and I also changed the number to contact me. I blocked it directly. If I didn't feel it, I didn't feel it." After that time, Chen Yan kept looking for Huang Yu, and every time Huang Yu just hung up.Huang Yu has been considering whether to change her phone number, but after installing a software that blocks all unknown numbers, all problems are solved.

"Look, you men are just ungrateful, hmph!" Xu Ling found an excuse and killed him with one blow.

"Sister, this is different. We are accumulating experience, and you are looking for happiness..." Xu Zhou thought for a while, and found a far-fetched reason.

"Come on, the three of us should stop looking for common topics in relationship, Xiaozhou, how do you feel after you went to the north for a while?" Xu Ling patted his head. If the three of them keep entangled in this topic, don't talk about lunch. have eaten.

"Let me tell you, old lady, the winter ski resort in the north is really fun, and there are delicious food, and so on!"

"Xiaoyu, if I have time to go to the north next time, you can be a tour guide." Seeing his younger brother's spittle, Xu Ling became a little interested in the north.

"No problem, sister, if you come here, you can eat, stay and play." Huang Yu promised, patted her chest.

Xu Ling was happy when he heard this: "You said that, I really want to start some career planning. I used to fight all the time, but now I want to enjoy life slowly, and going out for a walk once in a while is a good choice .”

"I'll go, old lady, you've finally opened your mind. Let me tell you that even a strong woman has to live." Xu Zhou agreed with Xu Ling's words.

Xu Ling hit Xu Zhou on the head with the chopsticks. It seemed that he could bear it for a long time and finally couldn't help it. "If you say that about your old sister, hurry up and find a girlfriend first."

"Sister, you really beat me, I'm so handsome, it's not easy to find a girlfriend." Xu Zhou brushed his hair in the front, shook his head again, and responded with a chic look.

Then the topic became dull, Xuzhou Huang Yu gave Xu Ling a hard meal, and said goodbye to Xu Ling.Xu Ling had to go back to work overtime, and today was the last afternoon of the holiday, so Xu Zhou and the others naturally had to go back to school.

"Damn it, I haven't been back for a while. Why is the dormitory so lively?" Huang Yu and Xuzhou found the corridor full of people as soon as they entered the corridor. .

"Also, did you see that everyone is eating with their mouths and holding something in their hands? What the hell is this?" Huang Yu and the two thought they had gone to the wrong place.If one and two were not familiar, I really thought I had entered the wholesale market.

"Li Dong, why did the dormitory become like this?" Xu Zhou returned to the dormitory and found that the other two people in his dormitory had also returned, but there were all kinds of snacks and specialties on the table.

"Xu Zhou, you don't know. I only found out after a few seniors came to publicize this afternoon. It turns out that the dormitory will hold a special product exchange meeting half a day before the start of school every year. The special products brought by everyone from their hometown can be exchanged at will. It’s good to suffer.”

Xu Zhou was dumbfounded, scratched his head and said, "There's another thing, what kind of exchange meeting is this?"

"Oh, it's good to have something to eat anyway. I just spent a hundred dollars to go out and search for this pile of specialties." Li Dong said while pointing to the pile of food on his table.

"What, it costs money."

"Of course, I didn't bring any special products when I came back. I was greedy when I saw those things, and Jiuhua money. Those seniors brought a lot of special products from various places and wandered in various dormitories. If there is no profit support, You think this tradition will be maintained." Li Dong is positive and optimistic about this matter.

"Xiaozhouzhou, hurry up, go change the specialties." At this time, Huang Yu came over with a large bag of snacks, many of which were purchased by the two of Xu Zhou during their last morning in Yanjing.

"Okay, let's go and have a look." As they said, Xu Zhou also became interested.

"Student, the authentic Sichuan bacon is three years old, and you can eat it raw." The two of Xu Zhou entered the first dormitory, and there was half a pig on the table.

"I'll go, can this be eaten raw?" Xu Zhou lost his appetite when he saw the blackness of the pig.

"Student, look inside. There are tastings here, one yuan and ten yuan, or equivalent specialty products." Seeing Xu Zhou's expression, which student is obviously not surprised.Pointing to the red cut of the pork, he pointed to a small plate for the two of them to try.

"Hey, let alone, although this meat tastes very salty, the more you eat it, the more chewy it becomes." Xu Zhou didn't dare to taste it, but Huang Yu took a small piece and chewed it in his mouth. After a while, he gave a thumbs up.

In this way, Xu Zhou, who was a little afraid to say anything at first, became more interested, and then the two exchanged frantically, and finally traded in cash.Yak meat from Tibet, beef jerky from Inner Mongolia, ham from Jinhua, wife cake from Huangshan... As long as the two think it's okay, they all get some and try it.