he sits on the face

What group is this?

Shen Junqi saw Lu Huan and Lu Feng in the group, and then clicked on a few unfamiliar avatars, and probably guessed who they were in the group.

There were other people at the table. Shen Junqi said in the group that he would give out red envelopes later, then put down his phone and filled a bowl of soup for Lu Huan.

"Drink the soup first."

There were more than 20 elders who came to visit today. Lu Huanjing walked around, and most of the bottle of Moutai went away. Shen Junqi said: "Don't drink so much in the future."

Lu Huan looked at him, and because he was drunk, his usual majesty turned into soft fingers: "It's all up to you."

Lu Feng knocked on the bowl: "Brother, I only ate one chicken leg today."

Lu Huan said, "Oh."

Everyone at the table was ignored by Lu Huan, he could only see Shen Junqi in his eyes, Fang Rong stared at this side, saw Lu Huan pick up the phone, and quickly grabbed Lu Jun's sleeve: "Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!" The phone is turned off, and my son is going to make harassing calls again."

In fact, Lu Huan just planned to give out red envelopes.

As soon as he picked up the phone, Shen Junqi stopped him.

In order to maintain Lu Huan's steady and majestic image at home, Shen Junqi decided to coax Lu Huan upstairs.

"We are full, you eat slowly."

Shen Junqi picked up Lu Huan's mobile phone and stuffed it into his pocket together with his own. Lu Huan asked, "Are you full?"

Shen Junqi said: "I'm full, let's go upstairs and rest for a while."

Lu Feng also noticed that Lu Huan was a little drunk, and said, "Then you go to rest first, and I will ask you to come down and play cards later."

Shen Junqi said, "Okay, call me later."

Lu Huan stood up, he looked the same as usual, and told his younger siblings to have fun, which made Shen Jun and Qi Bai worried.

It's a pity that the image is only maintained upstairs.

Shen Junqi saw that Lu Huan started from the first room and opened the door one by one to find his own bedroom. After opening two rooms, he couldn't find it. He was still complaining, did he pack up his room and replace it with a guest room? .

Shen Junqi couldn't stand it anymore, he asked Lu Huan: "Who am I?"

Lu Huan said, "Did you take my mobile phone away?"

Shen Junqi said, "Yes, here I am."

Lu Huan said, "Then you hold it for me first."

It seems that IQ and EQ are still barely online, so Shen Junqi can only follow him to find a bedroom. Finally, when he opened the door for the sixth time, Lu Huan turned back and said to Shen Junqi: "Give me the phone."

Shen Junqi took out the phone and handed it to him. Lu Huan took the phone and unlocked it, saying, "Wait a minute, I'll send Beibei a red envelope."

Give Beibei a red envelope? ?

Shen Junqi asked Lu Huan to turn around, pointed at himself and asked, "Who am I?"

Lu Huan said, "Wait a minute."

Shen Junqi asked: "...Do you not know who I am?"

Lu Huan said, "I know."

Shen Junqi said: "Then who do you say I am?"

Lu Huan said, "Can you pour me a glass of water?"

"..."

The current Lu Huan probably has the highest EQ among the drunks, he can't recognize people, and he can play Tai Chi first-rate.

Shen Junqi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and went to pour a glass of water for Lu Huan. Just as he opened the bedroom door, his cell phone rang.

Lu Huan was lying on the bed, only a few meters away from him, and he was still calling him.

Shen Junqi answered: "Hello?"

Lu Huan asked: "Baby, are you full yet?"

Shen Junqi said: "I'm already full of gas from you."

Lu Huan asked, "Who made you angry?"

Shen Junqi said: "You!"

Lu Huan said, "You're acting like a baby again."

Shen Junqi said: "Sit up and see who is at the door?"

Lu Huan straightened his body, didn't see clearly in a daze, and called out to Shen Junqi at the door: "Mom?"

Shen Junqi wanted to hit someone.

A drunkard is difficult to serve, calling himself mother while flirting with himself on the phone.

He put the water glass on the table, rushed over and grabbed Lu Huan's collar and dangled it back and forth.

"Try calling Mom again!"

Lu Huan was shaken several times before he could barely see Shen Junqi clearly, and then a hungry tiger swooped on him, holding Shen Junqi under his body.

"My mother called you up?"

"..."

He lowered his head and kissed Shen Junqi's face: "Good boy, it smells so good, it smells like stewed chicken with pork belly."

Shen Junqi sighed: "I don't want you to drink anymore."

Lu Huan said: "Don't drink it, you don't drink it if you say you don't drink it."

Shen Junqi's heart softened: "Get up, don't you want to drink water?"

Lu Huan's hand descended along Shen Junqi's waist, and slid suggestively between Shen Junqi's legs.

"Drink your water?"

The rogue drunk got on.

Probably because he drank too much, most of Lu Huan just talked about it, and at most he just touched it with his hands, and then he hugged Shen Junqi and rubbed it back and forth. After coaxing him for a while, he was really overwhelmed and wanted to push him up, but Lu Huan asked him if he wanted to do it by the French window.

Shen Junqi said: "Farewell, I'm afraid your legs will be weak."

He swore that he was just worried that Lu Huan would lose his strength from drinking too much, but he didn't expect that these words set Lu Huan on fire.

Lu Huan took off Shen Junqi's cashmere sweater in twos and twos, and lowered his head to bite his cock. Shen Junqi was most afraid of his trick, worried that the fire would start and he would not be able to stop it, so he quickly said: "No! The door is not closed yet!"

Lu Huan said, "No one will come up."

He went to pick up Shen Junqi's jeans again, but before he unbuttoned them, there was a knock on the door; "Is Xiao Shen there?"

Shen Junqi pushed Lu Huan away with all his strength, and hurriedly took one side of the clothes and put them on.

"exist."

He put on his clothes and took care of himself, then turned to Lu Huan and said, "Auntie is here."

Looking back, Lu Huan was already asleep.

Shen Junqi deeply suspected that if Lu Huan's mother hadn't knocked on the door just now, Lu Huan would have fallen asleep halfway through.

His sleep quality is just that good.

Shen Junqi helped him take off his shoes, straightened his body, stuffed a pillow under his head, took a quilt to cover him, and then went out.

Fang Rong waited at the door for a while, probably guessing what was going on inside, and said, "Why don't I come back later."

"No, Auntie, I'm coming out."

Shen Junqi opened the door, closed it gently, and said, "Lu Huan fell asleep."

Fang Rong said: "It's okay, let him sleep, I'm here to find you."

The two went to the small living room and sat down on the sofa.

As soon as Fang Rong sat down, the mobile phone just slipped out of his pocket. Fang Rong picked it up and turned it on, muttering: "I shouldn't be harassing me when I'm asleep. I'm really afraid of him."

It turned out that when Lu Huan was drunk, he would also make harassing calls to his parents?

Shen Junqi said: "Auntie, don't worry about turning on the phone, he has already called me."

Fang Rong's hand stopped: "Making you harassing calls too?"

Shen Junqi said: "Today is the second time."

Fang Rong looked at him sympathetically: "It's really hard work for you."

Shen Junqi always had the illusion that Fang Rong was very happy, just like the joy of a primary school student knowing that someone else will do it for him on duty in the future.

Fang Rong also noticed that she was a little too happy, coughed, and said to Shen Junqi: "Daughter-in-law, you don't know, how painful it is for us menopausal old people to receive harassing calls from our sons, hang up." And I can’t hang up, and I have to talk nonsense with him... Other sons’ harassing calls are asking for money, and Lu Huan’s harassing calls are to buy me a motor car.”

"...Can I buy a motor car?"

Fang Rong said: "That's the problem! He not only said he would buy me a train, but also analyzed how he could buy me a train!"