he sits on the face

Xiao Bingzhang was in a state of disorientation all day long, complaining that he could not bear the temptation and ruined his practice, and then worried that Gong Yu would give birth to another family, so he really forgot about it.

After all, Gong Yusheng is so busy and has so many peach blossoms.

Xiao Bingzhang opened the portal forum again, wandered around the gossip watering area, clicked on Gong Yusheng's related posts and researched them one by one. Before, he only thought that these male gods who confessed to Gong Yusheng were a group of deceived Men and women, now every ID looks like a rival in love.

His mood got worse.

After coaxing Deng Deng to take a nap, Xiao Bingzhang went home and brought over a change of clothes and toiletries. He was unhappy and didn't pack a few of his clothes. He planned to wear Gong Yusheng's clothes when the weather changed. .

This time Gong Yusheng said something to use casually, and the next time he gets angry at him, this is evidence of a slap in the face.

Thinking of this, Xiao Bingzhang's mood barely improved. He went back to Gong Yusheng's house, Deng Deng was still sleeping, and played games for a while.

As soon as I logged in, the message exploded.

Teammates one, two, three, four cried to Xiao Bingzhang that last time he kicked the boss, they made friends with the boss, and the boss lost face. In a rage, he regarded their regular team as a wild team outside the city. Strange, if you are in a bad mood, chase after him and drive the Red Butcher Team.

Xiao Bingzhang said: "Is there something wrong with him? Why don't you dare to come to me if you have a wronged person and a debtor? Are you bullying the weak and afraid of the strong?"

The teammate cried: "What kind of bully is afraid of the hard, you haven't been online for a few days! How did he find you?"

Xiao Bingzhang said, "Oh, yes."

The teammate said: "It's nothing, what have you been doing these days?"

Xiao Bingzhang said, "I'm charging it now."

The teammate asked: "Are you really a monk?"

Even the words Xiao Bingzhang typed were full of frustration: "What kind of family did you come from? I broke the precept."

The teammates were shocked: "You still can't resist the temptation of chicken chops?"

Xiao Bingzhang thought about it, this was even worse, he suffered from hunger for more than half a year, eating apples every day to satisfy his hunger, but he couldn't resist the old hooligan's sugar-coated bullets and broke his lust ring, half a year of starvation was in vain.

"It's a big loss." Xiao Bingzhang wailed again and again, "It's off, I'm going to buy some chicken chops to eat."

"Hey, don't do it, tell me exactly what precept you broke?"

Xiao Bingzhang said: "What are you talking about? Hurry up and form a group to kill the boss. I'm really down. I'm going to wake up."

Cubs?

The teammates were stunned. This is a direct and quick break of the lust ring. Do you even have a cub?

It's a pity that Xiao Bingzhang's heart is devoted to chicken chops and cubs, and the friendship he once upgraded to open up wasteland and fight gangs failed to keep him.

Before Xiao Bingzhang closed the game, the Hua monk came to him again: "Sister Jixiang, add a WeChat."

Xiao Bingzhang said, "I'm sick."

Monk Hua said, "I'll send you a red envelope."

Xiao Bingzhang said, "Who wants your red envelope?"

Monk Hua said: "8888."

Xiao Bingzhang said: "Get out of here, the pocket money my boyfriend gave me started at [-]."

Monk Hua said: "Fifty thousand? No problem, I will give you 8888 first, and next month I will give you 4112. Add WeChat first."

Xiao Bingzhang asked: "Get out!!! If you have a lot of money, go to charity, don't look for presence in the game!"

As soon as the rolling words were finished, Monk Hua chased after him, Xiao Bingzhang died.

Seeing that the screen was gray, Xiao Bingzhang was so angry that he jumped up. He just clicked on the resurrection, but was blocked by someone at the resurrection point.

Just at this moment a call came, Xiao Bingzhang was about to fight to the death, but when he saw that it was Gong Yusheng's name, he answered it immediately.

"Why didn't you get through just now?"

"I met a psychopath." Xiao Bingzhang was extremely irritable at the moment, "I want to beat him up but I can't win."

Gong Yusheng said, "A game?"

Xiao Bingzhang said, "Yes."

He said angrily: "If you don't play, I will know that I am unlucky, and I will meet some people who can't be provoked wherever I go."

Gong Yusheng said: "Let me see how he provoked you."

Xiao Bingzhang said, "I can't afford to provoke you, aren't you?"

Gong Yusheng said: "You are the little princess of the Xiao family, who would dare to provoke you."

Xiao Bingzhang said: "I can't bear this title. Now I'm just a bag of fire, and I'm going to take fire everywhere."

Gong Yusheng smiled and said: "Then be the little princess of our Gong family, I guarantee that only you will bully others, no one dares to bully you."

Ok?

Xiao Bingzhang thought there was something wrong with his ears: "What did you just say?"

Gong Yusheng said: "We are going to have a meeting, wechat said."

The phone was hung up suddenly, and before Xiao Bingzhang could react, a WeChat message was pushed over.

Gong Yusheng asked: "Will you be with me?"

The game was still stuck at the resurrection point, Xiao Bingzhang hung up again, and the monk stood by Xiao Bingzhang's side, seemingly determined not to give up.

Xiao Bingzhang didn't have time to pay attention to him, he opened WeChat, stared at the eight characters on the screen, his heart was beating so fast that it was about to jump out of his throat.

Are his eyes blurred too?

The confession came so suddenly that Xiao Bingzhang was dizzy.

"wait."

Xiao Bingzhang went to wash his face to wake up, and when he came back, he saw that the "you wait" that he sent turned into fuck.

"..."

That damned monk!

Xiao Bingzhang held his mobile phone, wanting to cry but not crying.

What made him even more sad was that Gong Yusheng sent another "yes".

Then there is no more.

Gong Yusheng didn't ask him why he wanted to get angry, and he didn't continue to ask him. A good word ended this simple confession.

Xiao Bingzhang's mood suddenly went from flying to the sky to falling to the bottom.

Is there such an insincere confession?He thought bitterly, that scumbag liar from his ex-boyfriend also knew how to treat him to Salia, and the psycho in the game even knew to give him red envelopes, what about the old hooligan?The old rogue will only say yes.

He was lying on the sofa staring at WeChat in a daze. The screen went black and then turned on, and then turned on again. Before he knew it, half an hour passed.

Xiao Bingzhang suddenly felt aggrieved, and he took the initiative to send a message to Gong Yusheng.

"I sent it by mistake, it was sent to the monk on the game."

It took a while for Gong Yusheng to text him back: "Why did he bully you?"

Xiao Bingzhang said, "I'll show you the screenshot."

He boarded the game again, took screenshots of all the messages that Monk Hua had sent him, and sent them to Gong Yusheng.

After reading the screenshot, Gong Yusheng said, "It should be a dude who takes care of the household every month. His education level is not high, and he should not be very old."

Xiao Bingzhang said, "How did you find out?"

Gong Yusheng gave him an analysis: "Looking at the account, he must have spent a lot of money, and in order to ask for your WeChat, he gave 8888 a red envelope, so he should have some wealth. But look, he doesn't even have 5 yuan on hand now." , and said that it will take next month to make up the remaining money, which proves that his money is controlled by others."

Xiao Bingzhang said: "It is also possible that the salary will not be paid until next month?"

Gong Yusheng said: "It is impossible for a person with a monthly salary of more than [-] to not be able to come up with [-] in cash."

Xiao Bingzhang thought about it: "It makes sense."

Gong Yusheng added: "If you look at the messages he sent you again, there are many common typos. Even subtracting 8888 from [-] is wrong, and the logic has been unclear. The education level should not be very high."

Xiao Bingzhang said: "You are a terrible person. You can calculate so much from a screenshot of a chat. If you give more information, you will probably be able to find out the three generations of that person's ancestors."

Gong Yusheng said: "Know yourself and the enemy, and you will never be imperiled in a hundred battles."

Xiao Bingzhang didn't react for a while: "What do you mean?"

Gong Yusheng didn't answer him, but instead sent a transfer message - Chicken Chop Fund, 50000.

Xiao Bingzhang: "???"

Gong Yusheng said, "Pocket money."

"..."

Gong Yusheng also said: "I will eat less chicken chops today, and be careful of stomach pain."

"..."

Gong Yusheng said: "Wait for my call at night."

"..."

Chicken chops, pocket money, boyfriend... Xiao Bingzhang was completely dizzy from the shocks one after another.

It took him a while to recover, poked his finger on the screen tremblingly, and took the pocket money.

The chicken chop fund given by Gong Yusheng suddenly fell into his pocket, and Xiao Bingzhang's heart sank.

Xiao Bingzhang rolled happily on the sofa with his mobile phone in his arms—whether he is extremely happy.

Xiao Bingzhang opened WeChat, and read the conversation and screenshots just now. The chicken chops were just a chat with his teammates accidentally captured in the screenshots of the news.There is also the sentence "My boyfriend gave me 5 yuan in pocket money". Xiao Bingzhang sent it out and found that this sentence had not been erased. He was worried about what Gong Yusheng would think after reading it. He did not expect Gong Yusheng to analyze it for Xiao Bingzhang. He didn't mention a word when he was an enemy, but in the end, he actually gave him a big surprise.

Why is the old hooligan so powerful?

Xiao Bingzhang happily went to wake Dengdeng up, planning to take him out to buy food, but before he went out, the takeaway came again.

Gong Yusheng was worried that the family, one big and one small, would spoil their stomachs by squandering the chicken chop fund, so he simply ordered takeaway and delivered their favorite food to the door.

Holding a small fork, Deng Deng saw cakes and chicken wings of the same size as his own in front of Xiao Bingzhang. He was a little confused: "Brother, why did Dad buy you children's meals?"

Xiao Bingzhang said: "Because if you eat too much, you will have a stomachache."

Deng Deng said: "Oh~ why does Dad know that my brother will have a stomachache if he eats too much?"

Xiao Bingzhang said: "Your father sent you to the hospital because your stomach hurt after eating too much last time, so he knew about it."

Deng Deng asked again: "Why did Dad know that my brother had a stomachache after eating too much last time?"

Xiao Bingzhang said: "Because my brother called my father."

Deng Deng nodded: "If I don't eat so much today, my brother won't have to call Dad."

No, I still have to fight.

Xiao Bingzhang just checked the router, used the chicken chop fund to charge 500 yuan for the mobile phone, and prepared two charging treasures.

Even if Gong Yusheng's phone is a trap today, he can jump down without hesitation holding the power bank and router.