schrodinger's president

"Tuk Tuk", "Tuk Tuk"...

Zhixuan was awakened by a steady knock on the door.

He frowned and got up, habitually glanced at the clock on the bedside table, and then woke up with fright - by the way, he forgot to set the alarm clock last night.He drank too much wine and overslept.

There was still an unhurried knock on the door.The scariest thing is not that you will be late if you go to bed late, but that you will be late if you go to bed late and your boss is still outside the door.

Zhixuan didn't dare to keep the CEO waiting for a long time, so he quickly replied "Come on", then kicked on his slippers and rushed to the door, and opened it.President Yu stood by the door, already dressed, put on the clothes that were washed and ironed yesterday, even combed the back of his hair, and looked at Zhixuan carefully: "Although you said last night that you hate getting up early, but Is it too late now?"

"Yes, yes, yes, the president is right. This time it's my negligence, because I drank too much last night. I'll wash up right now, and I promise I won't be late." Zhixuan has entered the state of a staff member, with a serious face sorry.Yu Yuntao laughed out of his nose: "Didn't you mean to be a host who doesn't care about me?" Zhixuan scratched his head: "The rice bowl is more important."

Yu Yuntao said: "Okay, I worked so much overtime last night, I could have taken a rest this morning." Zhixuan muttered in a low voice: "But I don't want to take a rest, I want overtime pay." In terms of Zhixuan's salary , [-] times the overtime pay is still very attractive.

Yu Yuntao had already walked away, and Zhixuan walked out in despair, and ran to the bathroom, intending to wash up quickly to see if he could not be late.It's just that when Zhixuan looked in the mirror, there was a burst of regret—is this what Mr. Yu saw him in the early morning?Sleepy-eyed, hair disheveled, disheveled, pajamas buttoned wrong?

Zhixuan thought it would be better to drown himself in the sink.

However, death is still not allowed.

Zhixuan thought: "Mr. Yu must be disappointed with my "meticulous" assistant." While thinking, he quickly washed his face and brushed his teeth, picked up the comb, and found that the tangled black hairs on the comb had disappeared. It was obviously Yu Yuntao Couldn't see it was cleaned up.Na Zhixuan tightened the comb in his hand—is this the comb Yu Yuntao used just now?Like a sensual maniac, Zhixuan combed his hair slowly and vigorously, feeling the numbness caused by the comb teeth pressing against the scalp.

Yu Yuntao dragged the chair away, just in time to see Zhixuan coming out of the cloakroom.At this time, Zhixuan was already what he could see in the company on weekdays. He was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, and Geng Geng was completely unconventional.But he seems to be more willing to see Zhixuan's chicken coop buttoned wrongly and squinting just now.

Zhixuan came out of the cloakroom and was surprised when he looked at the hall: "You... cleaned it?" Yu Yuntao looked at the clean environment around him, feeling quite successful: "It's just a simple cleaning, it's not cleaning. I Seeing that you haven't woken up yet, I made an extra breakfast." Zhixuan said, "Why, how are you?" Yu Yuntao was generous and hearty, patted the back of the chair, and said, "You're welcome, come and sit." Zhixuan was also hungry I sat down without any hesitation, and thought: "Seeing that being late is inevitable. I was planning to go to the convenience store to buy a steamed stuffed bun."

Yu Yuntao sat down opposite Zhixuan and began to eat breakfast.It was only then that Zhixuan realized that the tablecloth had been laid, the cups were placed with coasters, the plates were placed with plate mats, the bowls were placed with bowl mats, and the mouths of the chopsticks were naturally placed with chopstick mats.Zhixuan was stunned: "Where did these things come from?" Yu Yuntao said casually: "I just opened a cabinet and saw it." Zhixuan nodded blankly: "Oh." Yu Yuntao thought it was funny: "You don't even know right No? I don’t think you have used it at all. You don’t use the things you bought yourself?” Zhixuan thought to himself: Obviously you bought them.

Yu Yuntao said again: "You have a lot of expired food in your refrigerator, do you know?" Zhixuan said helplessly: "This is also human nature." Yu Yuntao was also helpless: "I really can't see that you are such a person." Zhixuan spread his hands : "I am such a person, but this never affects my work, does it?" Yu Yuntao knocked on the side of the bowl and said solemnly: "I am not criticizing you from the perspective of the boss. I am criticizing you from the perspective of my friends. Speak from an angle." Zhixuan didn't show the appearance of a cautious and small assistant in front of Mr. Yu, he raised his feet like a boy, and said, "Okay, old friend, you said that my boss makes me work overtime every day, how should I take care of myself Old friend, give me some advice!" Yu Yuntao didn't think it was embarrassing, but laughed: "Old friend, I heard that your boss also works overtime, but life is very organized." Zhixuan also smiled: "Yes , I can’t do it myself, so I especially respect my boss, I admire him so much, he is my role model!" Saying that, Zhixuan picked up the water glass: "To the boss!"

Yu Yuntao looked at him with a smile, but did not clink glasses with him.Zhixuan's hand holding the cup was a little awkward hanging in the air, but he retracted it after a while, and drank water on his own.Zhixuan poked the dumplings in the bowl and said, "I still have this at home?" Yu Yuntao said, "Yes, quick-frozen dumplings. There are only unexpired food left in the refrigerator." Zhixuan took a bite and said, "This taste is so bad, I Let’s dip it in chili sauce!” Yu Yuntao frowned, and Zhixuan smiled and said, “Okay, if you don’t dip it, don’t dip it, it’s not good to eat spicy food in the morning on an empty stomach, right?”

Yu Yuntao felt that it was a violation of the way he got along with Zhixuan.He is not like Zhixuan's old friend at all, but more like Zhixuan's... mother.

Yu Yuntao felt a little depressed, he was only so young, and he looked like an old lady in front of a man who was six years older than him.Yu Yuntao propped his cheeks and said, "We used to be like this, right?" Zhixuan raised his eyebrows in doubt, "Is this so? What's the matter?" Yu Yuntao reached out and took a tissue, handed it to Zhixuan, and said helplessly, "Wipe your mouth." Then Zhixuan picked up a tissue and wiped it carelessly.Yu Yuntao cleaned up the table and said, "That's it!" Zhixuan seemed to understand, and smiled happily: "Yeah, I always laugh at you, a good boy has become a worrying old lady."

Yu Yuntao felt helpless, thought for a long time, and said, "Could I owe you money?" Zhixuan was used to being the shopkeeper with his hands up, watching the boss wipe the table with his feet up, and said, "That's right, I do owe you a lot of money." .But I don’t care about you, my old friend is a ghost, talking about money hurts my feelings.” Anyway, it’s all paid off.

Yu Yuntao looked at Zhixuan's arrogant face, and was not to be outdone: "Oh? Then we are really old friends. You can go to the point where you don't talk about money. But someone told me that you are in the I’ve been calling and bombarding finances on Saturday.” Thinking of this, Zhixuan went through it in his mind, rolled his eyes, and Yu Yuntao knew what Zhixuan was thinking with the strands of his hair.So Yu Yuntao turned around and walked into the kitchen and said, "Don't guess, there are a lot of people suing you! You can't remember it." Zhixuan snorted coldly: "Don't underestimate me." Saying that, Zhixuan summoned the mobile phone memo, He followed Yu Yuntao's buttocks with his slippers, and handed the phone to Yu Yuntao: "Is the person who sued me here?" Yu Yuntao turned his face and saw a string of names on the screen of Zhixuan's phone, Yu Yuntao laughed: "You I really hold grudges." Zhixuan said, "It's not me who hold grudges, it's they who hold grudges!"

Yu Yuntao turned on the faucet to wash, and said, "Then you won't record all the things I have offended you in the memo on your phone?" Zhixuan shook his head: "I only record who I offended, not the Who offended me.” Because someone offended me, I can remember it in my mind.

Yu Yuntao washed the cups, plates and dishes aside, and then put them in the dishwasher.

All operations are very familiar, Yu Yuntao said: "It seems that I used to clean for you often." Zhixuan lied without panting: "Yeah, don't you owe me money? So you often do free housekeeping for me. Then you disappeared, and it took me a long time to find a suitable housekeeper. Sure enough, a talent like Mr. Yu is an industry elite everywhere." Yu Yuntao squinted at him while washing his hands: "I didn't even know what you said was a boast, Or demote." Zhixuan hurriedly bent down and smiled, "It's a compliment, it's a compliment, our President Yu is the best." He said, and gave a thumbs up.

Yu Yuntao finished everything before going out to work with Zhixuan in peace.