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Yu Yuntao looked at this brief message, but he was "heart beating wildly", and scolded himself for being worthless. This is only the first day, and it's okay if he is about to be caught up.A dignified president doesn't want to lose face, does he?

No, no, I have to think of a way.

Yu Yuntao opened the comments under the subscribed bibliography and found that there are readers who have the same problem.Some readers said that if the atmosphere is good and the other party is the person they like, it is easy to misfire.The author replied thoughtfully: "You can wear the same style of underwear as grandma, so that at the last moment, shame and honor can help you stick to the bottom line." This reply received numerous likes.

Although Yu Yuntao is not a girl and has no way to study "grandma's same style", he can still imagine the practicality of this method.So, he drew inferences from one instance and obtained Master Yu's unopened underpants.When Yu Yuntao put on this thing with a look of disgust, he was surprised to find that the middle-aged and elderly men's pure cotton loose high-waisted deep-crotch boxer pants are so comfortable to wear - zero touch, ultra-thin, breathable, like No wear, no sense of restraint.At this moment, Yu Yuntao felt that his past was living in a "birdcage", and it was the old man who had the wisdom to live!

This made Yu Yuntao even a little scared, afraid that if he got used to wearing this, he would feel sad if he wore briefs in the future.

Zhixuan didn't know that Yu Yuntao had struggled to this point.Zhixuan is relatively easy-going. After sending a text message to Yu Yuntao according to the "strategy", he planned to play games and sleep.Unexpectedly, before he matched his teammates in the game, he found that the toughness had sent a message.The message sent by Renzi is very concise: "Ah Xuan, how did you catch up with my brother?" Zhixuan didn't know how to answer this question, and he couldn't say "Why do I have to chase your brother?" You can't say "Your brother is super easy to chase, you can get started by sending a bouquet of flowers and saying a few nice words."

Renzi stared anxiously at Zhixuan's reply about advanced courtship skills, but unexpectedly Zhixuan replied: "What are you doing?" Renzi replied with a guilty conscience: "I was discovered by you, I am chasing a young lady recently, the type and My brother looks a bit like that.” Zhixuan thought, “It’s a bit like your brother? So she’s a jealous Huaichun girl?” Unexpectedly, Renzi sent another message: “It’s the cool, smart and sexy kind.” .

Zhixuan frowned, "Is this like your brother?" But when he thought about it carefully, the first impression Yu Yuntao gave him seemed to be the same.He just didn't expect that Yu Yuntao would still be this "first impression" in the eyes of his family.But it's not surprising that he started dating in Zhixuan middle school, but when he got to college, his family thought he was a virgin.

"Who is it?" Zhixuan asked.Renzi sent a photo, which is a photo of him and the woman, and the scene should be the exhibition held before.Seeing that the woman's face was familiar, Zhixuan searched the pictures and found that the woman is a second-generation star model who has become very popular recently. Her stage name is Yang Yihan, and she walks the high-cold route.Zhixuan said, "You're a model again?" Renzi let out a "tsk" and said, "Yang Yihan is different!" Zhixuan replied, "It's just that the persona is different." "I didn't expect you to be Yang Yihan's black!" "Huh?" Zhixuan was confused.Renzi sent again, "Do you know how hard Yang Yihan works? Do you know her? Do you know her? She is a star but she doesn't try to please her fans. She just tries to be herself and focus on her career. If you get to know her, you will I know her charm! It starts with her appearance, and she is loyal to her character!" Zhixuan replied, "I'm really not Yang Yihan's black, but you must be her fan."

In the next few days, as long as Yu Yuntao is not particularly busy, Zhixuan will pick up Yu Yuntao from get off work.At the beginning, everyone watched Zhixuan dressed like a peacock holding flowers and waiting for the president downstairs in the company as if watching a movie. Later, everyone got used to it, and was even a little caught by the operation of showing affection.The female colleagues in the company even used this as a point of view, asking her boyfriend to learn from this President Zhi.Some male colleagues also complained, saying that Mr. Zhi worked too hard for his superior position, and he really presented flowers in a high-profile manner, not only roses, but also small chrysanthemums.

The difference in status and status is put there. Even if Zhixuan is the chief assistant based on his strength, he is now said to be "degenerate".This plot was already expected when Zhixuan took the first step of "pursuing the plan".

Yu Yuntao's "cousin" also came to taunt Zhixuan in the first two days, but he found that Zhixuan was eloquent and invulnerable. After two or three rounds, he made a detour.It was impossible for him to really do anything to Zhixuan, so he withdrew because he couldn't take advantage of it verbally.Besides, Aunt Yu warned him, telling him to think about what would happen to Yi Miao after offending Zhixuan.

Zhixuan and Yu Yuntao are dating as usual, but the dating chat is not like talking about boring jokes like ordinary people dating.Mostly it's stuff like work or family that sounds stuffy and serious.It just so happened that the two of them were able to develop this kind of topic very well.Needless to say about the work, the two of them cooperated seamlessly, and the discussion was smooth.As for the family, recent topics have revolved around toughness.

It's also funny that Renzi is chasing after that Ms. Yang Yihan recently.Zhixuan only said: "This is actually not surprising. Most of the people Renzi has dated are female models." This is very similar to many rich second generations. Isn't the standard equipment of rich second generations are fragrant cars and female models.Objects like Renzi are also very popular among female models, probably because they are stupid and rich.

Zhixuan only said: "His most obsessed girlfriend before was also a female model, called Amy or Mini or something..." Yu Yuntao smiled: "I've heard about this a long time ago. She wants to start a company and call Renzi to use Yu Renzi gave her money in the name of her family. Renzi agreed regardless of the importance. You slapped the table and scolded him for not being able to wake up, so you drove to the airport and said that you would spend all your annual leave before resigning. In the end, Renzi drove to the airport to chase you, and decisively talked to his girlfriend. We broke up. At that time, it was rumored that you broke the toughness." Zhixuan was smiling and nodding at first, but he quickly denied it at the last sentence: "This can't be nonsense!" Yu Yuntao didn't eat this dry vinegar, just Said: "I also know it's nonsense. After everyone waited and watched, you continued to work like a madman, and he continued to get new girlfriends, and everything was fine."

Renzi's relationship with female models seems to be intermittent. When he likes it, he likes it very much. Flowers, famous brands, famous cars, and jewelry are all thrown in, and he smashes people. He is not very good at handling this kind of intimacy.Gifts on holidays are all done by Zhixuan, and Zhixuan reminds you to eat on anniversaries.Zhixuan sometimes made fun of Renzi, saying that playing with friends is the same as playing games, and he doesn't want to do daily life after reaching the full level.

Zhixuan recalled that back then, he had always been reluctant to speak his true words, perhaps because he was afraid that Bailang would be like a tough man. He was enthusiastic enough when he pursued it, but he didn't cherish it like a bear getting a toy when he got it.

Now self-examination, the person who does not cherish the other person enough is himself.

After dinner, Zhixuan and Yu Yuntao took a walk along the river.The orange light from the street lamps along the river made Yu Yuntao's face half-bright and half-dark, with the bridge of his nose like a mountain, cutting out yin and yang, so that he had the aura of a great beauty.Such a beautiful man belongs to him, so there is no reason not to cherish it.Zhixuan smiled, and gently took Yu Yuntao's hand.

Yu Yuntao was taken aback for a moment, but then he shook Zhixuan's hand heavily.

The entanglement of fingers and palms seems to be more embarrassing than the entanglement of lips and tongues that night.Under the dim light, neither Yu Yuntao nor Zhixuan noticed the redness of each other's ears.