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The clerk smiled and opened the boxes one by one.Zhixuan told himself to be firm and not to be confused, but when the third box was opened, Zhixuan's eyes could not help but change.It's not the kind of golden watch, but it fully meets the requirements of "gold and diamonds". The dial is the dark blue of the night sky, and above it are the golden moon, Sirius and the moon, which change between the ticking of the hour hand, interweaving into a mysterious starry sky picture.The trapezoidal diamonds around the edge of the dial make the blue more blue, and the gold more golden.

Although Yu Yuntao felt that this was not grand enough, he could also see the change in Zhixuan's expression, so he said, "This is pretty good, isn't it?" The clerk nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, yes. This is what many people want. Even if you have money, you may not be able to buy it. We just have the goods here, and they were originally reserved for other customers..." Yu Yuntao knew that this was a salesmanship, but he also said: "Since we are so destined, let's buy it! Zhixuan was glad that he didn't drink champagne, otherwise he would have choked.

Yu Yuntao didn't understand why it was so expensive, but he still thought it was worth buying.But Zhixuan pulled Yu Yuntao and said, "The watch you wear is only 5 yuan, and I wear a 300 million watch?" Yu Yuntao thought it made sense, and then decided to buy a couple's watch with Zhixuan.

But after all, Yu Yuntao is not a child who grew up in a honeypot like Gu Xiaoshan, and he is really not the kind of person who spends money like water.And it is also very strange to buy the exact same one, so Yu Yuntao chose a reduced version of the starry sky watch for himself, without diamonds and without a tourbillon.But the clerk was equally happy, and couldn't stop praising Yu Yuntao for his extraordinary taste.

Zhixuan still feels bad about money.

Yu Yuntao happily went to have dinner with Zhixuan.Speaking of which, when Yu Yuntao swiped his card without blinking, Zhixuan had the real feeling of "he is really rich".Zhixuan always forgets that Yu Yuntao is a few streets richer than him.The main reason is that Yu Yuntao’s consumption level is similar to Zhixuan’s. He usually eats takeaway together when he’s working, and when he has more time at noon, he goes downstairs to eat a business set meal, and he cooks at home during vacations.The most expensive meal they had together was the meal in Mr. Gu's wine cellar, and Mr. Gu invited him.

Yu Yuntao has no hobby of spending money, not even a car.

Zhixuan saw that Yu Yuntao's food and clothing were the same as his own, and there was no contradiction in consumption concept when living together. Over time, he actually forgot the huge income gap between the other party and him.

Zhixuan suddenly remembered that Yu Yuntao had bought an apartment above his own and had been running out of space.

Tsk, rich man.

Yu Yuntao returned home and vacuumed on his own.Zhixuan sat on the sofa with his knees bent, stared at the back of Yu Yuntao's work, and said, "What about the house above you? Don't worry about it?" Yu Yuntao seemed to have just thought of this, and said, "That won't work, either. It was bought with real money. Don’t waste money.” Thinking of the boss who bought a watch with pride just now, Zhixuan felt that the sentence “don’t waste money” is not convincing.Yu Yuntao said again: "Let's rent it out." Zhixuan smiled: "Then you really want to squeeze into the room with me, right?" Yu Yuntao said: "No, this room is quite big, so it's not crowded! Anyway, I can live there, rent the house upstairs, and earn some money, isn’t it?” Zhixuan thought to himself: Yes, renting it for 50 years is probably enough to buy a watch.

While Yu Yuntao was washing the toilet, Zhixuan was sitting alone in the living room, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.My watch is only a few thousand dollars and it is still worn out.It would be interesting for Yu Yuntao to pay for a thousand Swiss watches, why did he buy a million-dollar watch all of a sudden?If it's the kind of Renzi who casually throws millions to cheat, why would a shrewd businessman like Yu Yuntao spend so much money on buying a watch for him?

After Yu Yuntao washed the toilet, he came out and said, "Do you still need those hairsprays and waxes? I just throw them away. There are dozens of bottles and cans in the bathroom, half of which are used." Zhixuan also forgot what he was thinking about just now, and just defended: "What are you throwing away? I know how to throw my things all day long. What's the use? They all have different effects! Some are fluffy, some are fluffy. Styling ones, floral ones, matte ones and glossy ones... Hey, you don’t know, don’t touch it.”

Listening to this conversation, those who didn't know thought it was the mother and son.

Yu Yuntao found it funny: "Why don't I know? I also grab my hair. You usually use pomade on the back of your head at work. What do you do with the rest?" Zhixuan said: "Do styling when you go surfing. !” After saying that, Zhixuan regretted it.Yu Yuntao sneered, turned his head and went into the bathroom, and threw away all the styling products. Zhixuan was very distressed, but before he had time to protest, he was picked up by the powerful Mr. Yu.

Zhixuan exclaimed, struggling in vain while being carried into the bedroom.

The door was kicked, jammed, and closed tightly.

Yu Yuntao has such a temper!

——Zhixuan sighed silently.

Zhixuan, whose waist was about to break and whose voice was about to lose his voice, was paralyzed on the bed like a salted fish, like a critically ill patient, unable to move easily except for his eyeballs.While putting on home clothes, Yu Yuntao said, "With your physical fitness, you still go out for a while? Take advantage of the situation and take two more doses of the secret formula for nourishing the kidney. After two years, it will be too late for you to make up for it." Zhixuan quite wanted to refute , But when he thought of his waist softening just now, he could only shoot transparent liquid, and his crotch was so painful that his dignity was shattered to the ground, and he begged for mercy with tears... So embarrassed, so useless, he still didn't want to mention it, I just want to pretend to be dead and escape unharmed.

Yu Yuntao shook Zhixuan again, and said, "Get up." Zhixuan's eyes widened, and he said in a hoarse voice, "No..." Yu Yuntao looked at the messy sheets and said, "Are you going to sleep on such a sheet? Late?" Zhixuan said "why not".Yu Yuntao picked up Zhixuan again and threw it on the sofa. After changing the sheets, he turned around and saw that Zhixuan had fallen asleep on the sofa.

It seems to really toss people bad.

Whether in the workplace or in the night market, Zhixuan's hair is always styled hard. Only when he is at home, can he see his hair soft.Because it was not fixed with styling products, the palm-length bangs hung down, covering half of the face, making it look like a small animal with a small chin and a delicate nose.

Looking at the sleeping face, Yu Yuntao couldn't help muttering: "Actually, it's not very beautiful, why did you fall into it?" However, his heart also softened, and he was no longer as rude as carrying rice, but light-footed He hugged Zhixuan carefully, placed him on the big soft bed, and covered him carefully with a quilt.

When Yu Yuntao also climbed into bed to sleep, Zhixuan seemed a little afraid of the cold, so he attached Yu Yuntao as the "heat source" and curled up in front of Yu Yuntao's chest.Yu Yuntao was a little used to this, so he took advantage of the situation to wrap him in his arms.Zhixuan pressed against Yu Yuntao's chest, and murmured "Langlang" in his dream.

Yu Yuntao was a little sleepy because of sleepiness, and after hearing Zhixuan's words, he suddenly opened his eyes wide: "Langlang? Who is Langlang?"

Damn, this name is not a good person.

Yu Yuntao turned over and got up from the bed, unable to fall asleep.

Glancing at the mobile phone next to the bed, Yu Yuntao told himself: "It can't be like this, it's too embarrassing." Then he bitterly opened the cabinet and took out a pack of cigarettes, and went to the balcony to smoke.After smoking one, Yu Yuntao couldn't bear it anymore, turned back indoors, took Zhixuan's mobile phone to the balcony very "lostly", closed the glass door, and said cautiously, "Hey, Siri, call me!" Call Langlang."After saying the word "Langlang", Yu Yuntao's scalp was numb: what kind of coquettish name is this.

Unexpectedly, Siri really responded: "Now I will dial the number of "Langlang" for you..." Yu Yuntao hurriedly turned off the phone before the call was made, so as not to leave a call record.

Damn, the phone is still there!

Is there still contact?

He didn't expect to be able to get through, because he suspected that this "Langlang" was Zhixuan's "ex-boyfriend", and it was generally unlikely that he would still keep his contact information.It is still retained, and it is still retained in the form of a "nickname". There are probably still problems.

But Yu Yuntao thought about it again, recently he and Zhixuan were inseparable, probably there would be no time to contact his ex-boyfriend.Could it be the one who "eat supper" with him that night?

Zhixuan woke up the next day and saw a newly bought watch on the table.His heart also began to feel guilty, and he really didn't dare to wear this watch to show off in the market, for fear of being thought that he embezzled public funds.So he put the watch back into the box, walked out with his sore waist, and saw Yu Yuntao sitting on the sofa, seemingly lost in deep thought.Zhixuan looked at Yu Yuntao looking at the computer screen, frowning, with a solemn expression, Zhixuan didn't dare to disturb him, because he guessed that he was probably thinking about a billion-dollar business.

Yu Yuntao thought for a long time, gritted his teeth, and seemed to have made a decision. He decided to place an order for "One Hundred Ways to Make TA Forget His Ex", "Make Your Sex Friend Fall in Love with You" and "The Law of Unstoppable Charm". The e-book still uses Xiaonan's account.

Xiaonan also quickly discovered the "abnormal order" in his account.The first thought that flashed through his mind was: "I must have been hacked!" So he immediately contacted customer service and canceled the order.Yu Yuntao naturally took great pleasure in questioning the culprit, saying that he was ignorant.Xiao Nan turned pale with shock: "Ah... Could it be that the CEO bought it?" Yu Yuntao suddenly found it difficult to answer "yes", so he replied: "I bought it for someone. Don't ask." In order to strengthen the sense of mystery , Yu Yuntao also said in the tone of a gangster: "Knowing too much is not good for you!" This made Xiao Nan feel inexplicable panic.