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Yu Yuntao smiled slightly, and glanced at him: "This sounds like jealousy."

Zhixuan's heart skipped a beat when he heard this, partly because he was surprised that he seemed to be really jealous, and partly because he was afraid that Yu Yuntao would find out how he felt.

But Zhixuan only said: "Indeed, I'm afraid he looks stupid, but in fact pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, and he has already climbed on my head before I knew it." Yu Yuntao couldn't help laughing: "That's really a lie. But Zhixuan hummed twice and said, "It's hard to say." Yu Yuntao said while cooking the ingredients, "Just because he's running up and down and I'm busy now, I know who crawled who. head of."

Zhixuan then said: "Mr. Yu has helped the world, and the villain is very grateful." Yu Yuntao stretched out his hand and flicked his forehead: "Go back and rest, don't get in the way." Zhixuan rubbed his aching forehead and limped Back to the living room.Before he went back to sit on the sofa, he heard Yu Yuntao's voice from the kitchen, "Remember to apply the medicine". True.I didn't see his problem before.

When Xiaonan rang the doorbell, Zhixuan was sticking out his ass and applying medicine to his own chrysanthemum.

After thinking about it, Zhixuan still didn't wash his hands, just pulled up his pants, wiped his fingers with a wet tissue twice, and went to open the door.If Yu Yuntao saw this scene, he would probably die of depression.When Xiaonan saw Zhixuan open the door, he was also taken aback: "Zhi...Zhi Zong..." Everyone respectfully calls him "Zhi Zong" on weekdays, and only when the real president is present, everyone calls him "Zhi Zong Zhu".

Seeing that Xiaonan was so surprised, Zhixuan knew that Yu Yuntao hadn't explained clearly.Xiao Nan looked up at the house number again, and after confirming it, he asked, "Well, is Mr. Yu there?" Zhixuan nodded, "You can come in." Xiao Nan came in with two boxes, and Zhixuan was surprised: "Yu is here." Didn’t I tell you to send a courier?” Xiao Nan wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with a smile: “I see the address is not far away, they are all in the same district, so I have to wait for a long time to deliver the courier, what a hassle! It's all packed, just move it here, why don't I do it myself." Zhixuan thought that Xiao Nan was really honest and hardworking, so he gave him an extra smile, asked him to sit down, and poured water for him.Xiaonan also declined very cautiously.Zhixuan asked again: "What? You just said that Mr. Yu's things are all packed?" Yu Yuntao walked out of the kitchen at this time, and said, "Didn't I say that I will change houses in a few days, so the things have been packed for seven days. Seven or eight."

Seeing Yu Yuntao himself, Xiao Nan who had just sat down immediately stood up to say hello.Yu Yuntao nodded to him.Zhixuan was curious: "But didn't President Yu just go to see the house last night? Packed things so soon?" Xiao Nan said in surprise: "What house are you looking at? President Yu has already booked a few days ago, and it's upstairs here. !" Yu Yuntao almost killed this big mouth with his eyes.Zhixuan thought to himself, "Made, let me tell you."Xiaonan seemed to realize that the atmosphere had changed subtly because of his words, and he was a little at a loss for a while.On the other hand, Yu Yuntao was used to the wind and waves, so he laughed, and said along the lines: "Yes, but I'm going to decorate it. I plan to settle down with Mr. Zhi first. It's also a coincidence that he lives here too." Xiao Nan nodded fiercely: "Yeah, what a coincidence!"

Zhixuan asked Xiao Nan to eat again.Seeing Zhixuan walking with a limp, Xiao Nan said, "Oh, don't pour me water...but what's wrong with Mr. Zhi?" It turned out that Xiao Nan didn't hold back when he heard Yu Yuntao call him "Mr. Zhi" and shouted stand up.Na Zhixuan had no choice but to answer: "It's nothing, I just twisted it."

Yu Yuntao felt that Xiao Nan was in the way.This unscrupulous boss thinks that Xiao Nan should retire automatically after finishing his coolie work, so why is he still lingering and not drinking tea here?Are you still waiting to entertain him for dinner later?

Seeing Xiao Nan sitting down with his teacup in his arms and chatting with Zhixuan enthusiastically, Yu Yuntao coughed twice, successfully attracting the attention of the two subordinates.Yu Yuntao then said: "That's it, have you got the documents I want? President Zhi and I need to discuss it..." Although Xiao Nan was slow, of course he understood what he said, he quickly stood up and said : "Yes, yes, and the documents Mr. Yu needs have been printed." Saying that, Xiao Nan took out a briefcase from his backpack.Zhi Xuanxu left him a few words, then watched Xiao Nan leave.

Na Zhixuan glanced at the briefcase and said, "What is this?" Yu Yuntao sat beside Zhixuan, opened the briefcase, and took out two documents from it.Zhixuan was curious: "What is it? Did you ask Xiao Nan to go back to the company to print the documents? Then ask him to pack your luggage for you?" Yu Yuntao looked at the documents and said, "Yes." Zhixuan then said, "What documents are so important ?” Yu Yuntao spread out the two documents on the coffee table for Zhixuan to read.When Zhixuan saw it, his face turned red.It turned out that it was the medical examination reports of Zhixuan and Yu Yuntao.Zhixuan asked, "What do you mean?" Yu Yuntao looked at Zhixuan and said, "I think it's okay not to wear a condom, what do you think?"

In fact, Zhixuan also likes not to wear a condom, but he didn't agree directly. He just said, "You let Xiaonan run a few kilometers just for this?" Yu Yuntao said again: "I'm asking you for your opinion on what to ask him at this time." Zhixuan Then he said: "It's possible, but just to be on the safe side..." Yu Yuntao said in his heart, "It's just what I want", and then followed Zhixuan's words: "To be on the safe side, it's better for us to only have sex with each other. Is that what you mean?" Zhixuan said grandly: "Of course. Of course." Yu Yuntao also grandly expressed his dissatisfaction: "Then don't worry about whether I can let you go out for 'snack'."

Zhixuan didn't expect Yu Yuntao to still be holding on to this, so he couldn't help laughing: "Oh, my boss. It's been since last night!" Yu Yuntao thought that the water in the kitchen should be boiling, so he stood up and went to the kitchen Walking away, he replied, "Not only that, but I want to keep talking until the day I die." After hearing this, Zhixuan felt an indescribable sweetness in his heart.He thought again, he was really poisoned.

Yu Yuntao cooked a meal for him and invited him to eat.Looking at the three dishes and one soup on the dinner table, Zhixuan was very moved.He still felt that it was almost unreal.He is like a star that has fallen into the sea, obviously in a place that doesn't belong to him, but he can't help but shine with joy.

Yu Yuntao ate while checking the documents.This is naturally a bad behavior for the body, but Zhixuan doesn't think there is anything wrong.Probably because Zhixuan's living conditions are also the same, not to mention eating while working, it is common to have to work and not eat.On the other hand, Zhixuan was immersed in inexplicable emotions mixed with emotion and sentimentality, unable to extricate himself, so he didn't say anything.Therefore, the two ate very quietly during this meal.

The two finished their meal quietly, and Zhixuan stood up to clean up the dishes.Yu Yuntao, who had been looking down at the documents, raised his head: "What are you doing?" Zhixuan said, "Clean up!" Yu Yuntao smiled: "You can still clean up?" Zhixuan was indignant: "I can also wash dishes! Do you believe it or not? "Yu Yuntao replied: "Why don't you believe it? Isn't there a dishwasher?" Zhixuan was speechless, and walked away angrily, but still honestly wiped the table and washed the dishes.

Zhixuan really completed this.Yu Yuntao took a look worriedly, and found that the kitchen was spotless. He couldn't help sighing that although Zhixuan was very sloppy, when he was really asked to do things seriously, it was the meticulous assistant Zhixuan.So Yu Yuntao simply continued to direct him: "Then you can wash the bed sheets by the way!"

Zhixuan couldn't help rolling his eyes, complaining that he shouldn't have done a good job, but should have done a mess, so that Yu Yuntao would never dare to let him do housework again.It's just that Zhixuan thought that Yu Yuntao was working and cooking, and he should wash it well, but he didn't expect it to be so.When you do one thing well, your leader will ask you to do two, three, four, five, six, seven or eight!Zhixuan didn't accept this, turned his head and left: "I won't wash. Whoever pollutes will clean up!"

The old god Yu Yuntao looked at the document and made comments on the ground, and said: "Of course it is 'whoever pollutes, who cleans up'. I am wearing a condom. Who is the person who shot in a mess?"

Zhixuan blushed, thinking about this old rascal.

Then Yu Yuntao said again: "If you just throw the sheets into the washing machine, will you die of exhaustion?" Zhixuan supported his waist and said, "Now my back is sore, my legs hurt, my butt hurts, and I don't even have the strength to remove the sheets, even the chicken legs. "Yu Yuntao had no choice but to wave to him: "Come here, I'll take a look at your feet first." Zhixuan sat down beside Yu Yuntao.People who have recently had sex are different, and Zhixuan is no longer shy. He put his foot on Yu Yuntao's lap in a big way, and even kicked Yu Yuntao's tablet away.Yu Yuntao looked at the poor tablet computer, and said, "Do you know how many billions of business documents this is?" This document was sent to Yu Yuntao by Zhixuan yesterday, and Zhixuan naturally knew it, but said, "Whatever, my feet hurt. .”