This weird rhythm runs fast
Chapter 55 Wu·Just because of being in the crowd
Shao Qinming didn't expect that there would be such a big change just because there were more people in the family.
Look at the feet, there are all the items he bought for the little boy: food, clothing, use, and play... Then look at the house: all the basic facilities have a matching trumpet.Small bowls and chopsticks, small chairs, small tatami mats...
What did he do?This kid has only been here for a day...
The system looked at the small baby supplies in the room, and agreed: Ding, the host after amnesia is even more lethal.
The kid is lying on the sofa watching TV, it’s a news channel——“About yesterday’s 'floating car' incident on XX Road, experts currently have two opinions. One thinks that it is the magnetic field caused by the reversal of Planet X and the pattern of nearby buildings. Disorder, one thinks there are indeed signs of an alien invasion on XX Street..."
Seeing him approaching, the little boy looked up at him with those sparkling watery eyes—yes, that's the look.Every time the little boy looked at him with this look, he would subconsciously and unconsciously...buy, buy, buy for the little boy!
Shao Qinming sat next to the little boy.The little boy's head turned from left to right as he walked, and his shining eyes seemed to ask, "What are you doing?"
Shao Qinming's heart itched unbearably when he watched him, and he couldn't help poking the other's soft belly.
"OO!" The boy stared at him blankly, then suddenly flattened his mouth, "Woo~" Dou Da's teardrops fell down, making Shao Qinming jump.
"What's wrong? It hurts? Don't cry!" Shao Qinming hurriedly hugged him into his arms and patted him. After coaxing him for a long time, the other party finally calmed down.
"Woo will be pregnant!" Qiu Xiaoze said in a vague tone while covering his stomach that had been poked.
"..." Shao Qinming looked at the big-ass kid in front of him with an indescribable expression, "Who told you that you could get pregnant if you poke your belly?"
"Papa said that I was born because he poked Ma Ma's stomach." Qiu Ze's expression was pitiful.
"A man can't get pregnant."
Qiu Ze's expression became even more pitiful, "But I'm not a man, Ge Ge said Xiao Ze is a boy."
"Boys can't get pregnant either!"
"……Oh."
"..." Seeing the little boy looking at him with a look of "Eh, er, er, although I don't believe it, but you say yes", Shao Qinming was unable to touch his forehead...
The system in the void maintained its usual silence—the host's behavior style became more and more difficult for the system to look directly at how to break it.
Shao Qinming took out the silk scarf just bought for children from the gift bag at his feet, wiped Qiu Ze's tears, and got up with his arms in his arms.
"Where are you going?" Qiu Ze reflexively hugged his neck and asked.
"I'll get you something to eat." Shao Qinming nodded his nose, walked into the kitchen, poured warm milk into a bottle, and stuffed it into Qiu Ze's arms.
Qiu Ze stared at the round pacifier, speechless for a while.
Although he didn't recover much memory, he also knew that his soul was an adult—as an adult, how could he use a pacifier?This is looking down on who!He's very powerful, he doesn't need a pacifier when he drinks milk, hum(ˉ(∞)ˉ)chirp!
"I don't want a pacifier!" Qiu Ze's small voice was more delicate and sweet than the milk in his hand.
"Why not?" Shao Qinming asked, stuffing the pacifier into the cub's mouth.
"Children only use pacifiers when they drink milk. I'm no longer a child~" Qiu Ze said vaguely, sucking on the pacifier unconsciously.
"Aren't you a child? Then what are you?" Shao Qinming asked pretending to be surprised.
"I'm..." Qiu Ze tilted his head and thought for a while, "I'm an older child?"
Shao Qinming couldn't help laughing, and rubbed the little boy's soft hair.He carried the little guy around the room twice, not knowing where to put him.
He's going out soon, and what he's going to do is not suitable for taking this little boy with him.But he was worried about leaving the other party alone at home.
After another round in the house, Shao Qinming finally found a suitable nanny—SOPIF's laundry tub robot, which also has the function of taking care of children.Because he has been a single dog for decades, the function of the laundry bucket has not been turned on since he bought it.
The childcare function was turned on, and the laundry tub changed its shape like a Transformer, revealing a dull face, "Dick, the parenting mode is on. Tick, a baby is detected, and the protection is turned on." The laundry tub nanny twisted her waist and came to Qiu Ze In front of him, the distance from the perfect coquettish position.
Lively tunes blared from the tub sitter's speakers.Seeing the indicator screen flashing and jumping with the beat of the music, Qiu Ze couldn't help reaching out his hand to the nanny of the laundry tub.
Shao Qinming put Qiu Ze on the ground, Qiu Ze raised his foot and touched the head of the washing tub, and the washing tub immediately began to dance awkwardly.
Seeing that the little boy's attention was attracted by the laundry nanny, Shao Qingming walked out quietly.
The parenting mode of the laundry bucket has monitoring and early warning functions. With this nanny around, he can go out with confidence.
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Bounty hunters are a very old profession. Since there were countries on the mainland, there have been characters similar to bounty hunters.They are paid handsomely for their employers' demanding tasks, with a focus on hunting fugitives.
Shao Qinming started his career as a bounty hunter at the age of 16. Seven years later, "now", he is already the leading figure in the bounty hunter world.Successfully hunting down fugitives is the basic quality of a hunter, but it is not something that ordinary hunters can do while successfully hunting down fugitives and rescuing hostages perfectly.
And Shao Qinming is one of these extraordinary hunters, he has captured the most important criminals countless times, and is recognized as the strongest hunter, so the asking price is quite high.
This time, he took on the task of rescuing the hostages again.The one who was kidnapped was Qin Ren, the young son of the Qin Group, and the bounty offered by the other party was very high.If he can rescue the young master unscathed, he can get 20 new coins from the head of the Qin family.There is also a reward of [-] from the police.
Shao Qinming spent a whole day searching for the news, and finally found the kidnappers in the evening.The other party hid in a dilapidated small dwelling with Qin's young master.
If it was an ordinary hunter, all he had to do at this moment was hide in the dark and wait for the opportunity to capture these criminals in one fell swoop.However, Shao Qinming is an unconventional hunter who is so fierce that he even beats himself.So instead of hiding in the dark, he stepped on the devil's footsteps and went straight up to knock on the door.
"Who?" The kidnapper leader asked, and then motioned for the younger brother to go and have a look.The younger brother leaned over vigilantly, trying to check who is coming through the cat's eye-like device on the door-if they can't confirm the identity of the other party, it is impossible for them to open the door.
However, Shao Qinming didn't need the other party to open the door.
He listened attentively to the sound of footsteps, made sure that the other party had come to the door, and immediately kicked the new metal door open, hitting the kidnapper and knocking him out.
Shao Qinming's strength and angle control were very precise, but he only injured the kidnapper until he fainted, and did not let the other party lose his life.
The other three kidnappers quickly pulled out their wooden warehouses.However, before they aimed the Mucang mouth at the incoming people, they were knocked out one by one by the surprisingly fast Shao Qinming.
He came to the house, first tied the kidnappers with the special ropes they prepared, and then went to the inner room to untie the hostage young master—the young master Qin was kidnapped at his fifth birthday party. He and Qiu Ze is "similar in age", making Shao Qinming think of his own son when he sees it.
He was not at home all day, and he had been paying attention to the kidnapper's movements before and didn't have time to watch the surveillance, and he didn't know how the little boy was doing at home alone.
Thinking of this, Shao Qinming suddenly became impatient.Instead of notifying his employer and the police first and waiting for someone to deal with the follow-up matters as usual, he directly brought the kidnapper and the young master into the speeding car and flew home.
……
After eating a "nutritious" baby milkshake for a day under the meticulous care of the laundry nanny, Qiu Ze's mouth was about to fade out.At this moment, he really misses the target person who has just been together for a day, and also just parted for a day-Shao Qinming.
Although that guy said he was troublesome, he still took care of him very carefully.
For example, soft boiled chicken breast, fresh and tender pork chops, finely chopped green vegetables, boiled fish with thorns, and delicious mashed potatoes and millet porridge... Wow, the more I think about it, the hungrier I get!
Qiu Ze pursed his lips and stared at the baby milkshake for dinner in front of him, almost crying.At this moment, there was a sound outside the room door, and Mr. Breeder, who had been away for a day, came back—not to mention the gift he brought, but he was holding another cub!
Qiu Ze didn't want to cry immediately.Anger burned his tears!
"When did you guys get married?!" The childish question rushed into Shao Qinming's ears, making him both annoyed and funny.
Shao Qinming picked up the fangs and claws, and said with a tiger face: "Who taught you to speak like this, huh?"
Qiu Ze struggled with his breastfeeding strength, but the other party's hand holding him was as firm as Mount Tai, and did not waver at all.Seeing that he couldn't get away from the struggle, Qiu Ze turned his head away and snorted arrogantly, with a stinking look of "I will never play with you again".
Shao Qinming endured and endured, and finally couldn't help but imprint a resounding kiss on the forehead of the other party. He smiled and said, "There will be such a cute little thing like you~"
With reddened ears, Qiu Xiaoze pushed away Shao Qinming's face, pretended to be calm and slid off of him, and walked towards the second floor.
When passing by Qin Ren, the young son of the Qin family, he wanted to hum a protest, but he tripped over the carpet under his feet, dragged the "little fairy" to the ground with a thud, and fell into a ball.
Shao Qinming immediately picked up the two cubs with his long legs.He patted Qiu Xiaoze's head, and was about to comfort him softly, when he heard the little son of the Qin family beside him say in a daze, "Brother, you are so beautiful, let's make friends!"
The author has something to say: I found myself a leisurely but unreliable job, and the visual estimate is that I will work for up to three months and then fire the boss. (I don’t have much energy to type when I’m at work, so let’s change it weekly for the time being.)
Look at the feet, there are all the items he bought for the little boy: food, clothing, use, and play... Then look at the house: all the basic facilities have a matching trumpet.Small bowls and chopsticks, small chairs, small tatami mats...
What did he do?This kid has only been here for a day...
The system looked at the small baby supplies in the room, and agreed: Ding, the host after amnesia is even more lethal.
The kid is lying on the sofa watching TV, it’s a news channel——“About yesterday’s 'floating car' incident on XX Road, experts currently have two opinions. One thinks that it is the magnetic field caused by the reversal of Planet X and the pattern of nearby buildings. Disorder, one thinks there are indeed signs of an alien invasion on XX Street..."
Seeing him approaching, the little boy looked up at him with those sparkling watery eyes—yes, that's the look.Every time the little boy looked at him with this look, he would subconsciously and unconsciously...buy, buy, buy for the little boy!
Shao Qinming sat next to the little boy.The little boy's head turned from left to right as he walked, and his shining eyes seemed to ask, "What are you doing?"
Shao Qinming's heart itched unbearably when he watched him, and he couldn't help poking the other's soft belly.
"OO!" The boy stared at him blankly, then suddenly flattened his mouth, "Woo~" Dou Da's teardrops fell down, making Shao Qinming jump.
"What's wrong? It hurts? Don't cry!" Shao Qinming hurriedly hugged him into his arms and patted him. After coaxing him for a long time, the other party finally calmed down.
"Woo will be pregnant!" Qiu Xiaoze said in a vague tone while covering his stomach that had been poked.
"..." Shao Qinming looked at the big-ass kid in front of him with an indescribable expression, "Who told you that you could get pregnant if you poke your belly?"
"Papa said that I was born because he poked Ma Ma's stomach." Qiu Ze's expression was pitiful.
"A man can't get pregnant."
Qiu Ze's expression became even more pitiful, "But I'm not a man, Ge Ge said Xiao Ze is a boy."
"Boys can't get pregnant either!"
"……Oh."
"..." Seeing the little boy looking at him with a look of "Eh, er, er, although I don't believe it, but you say yes", Shao Qinming was unable to touch his forehead...
The system in the void maintained its usual silence—the host's behavior style became more and more difficult for the system to look directly at how to break it.
Shao Qinming took out the silk scarf just bought for children from the gift bag at his feet, wiped Qiu Ze's tears, and got up with his arms in his arms.
"Where are you going?" Qiu Ze reflexively hugged his neck and asked.
"I'll get you something to eat." Shao Qinming nodded his nose, walked into the kitchen, poured warm milk into a bottle, and stuffed it into Qiu Ze's arms.
Qiu Ze stared at the round pacifier, speechless for a while.
Although he didn't recover much memory, he also knew that his soul was an adult—as an adult, how could he use a pacifier?This is looking down on who!He's very powerful, he doesn't need a pacifier when he drinks milk, hum(ˉ(∞)ˉ)chirp!
"I don't want a pacifier!" Qiu Ze's small voice was more delicate and sweet than the milk in his hand.
"Why not?" Shao Qinming asked, stuffing the pacifier into the cub's mouth.
"Children only use pacifiers when they drink milk. I'm no longer a child~" Qiu Ze said vaguely, sucking on the pacifier unconsciously.
"Aren't you a child? Then what are you?" Shao Qinming asked pretending to be surprised.
"I'm..." Qiu Ze tilted his head and thought for a while, "I'm an older child?"
Shao Qinming couldn't help laughing, and rubbed the little boy's soft hair.He carried the little guy around the room twice, not knowing where to put him.
He's going out soon, and what he's going to do is not suitable for taking this little boy with him.But he was worried about leaving the other party alone at home.
After another round in the house, Shao Qinming finally found a suitable nanny—SOPIF's laundry tub robot, which also has the function of taking care of children.Because he has been a single dog for decades, the function of the laundry bucket has not been turned on since he bought it.
The childcare function was turned on, and the laundry tub changed its shape like a Transformer, revealing a dull face, "Dick, the parenting mode is on. Tick, a baby is detected, and the protection is turned on." The laundry tub nanny twisted her waist and came to Qiu Ze In front of him, the distance from the perfect coquettish position.
Lively tunes blared from the tub sitter's speakers.Seeing the indicator screen flashing and jumping with the beat of the music, Qiu Ze couldn't help reaching out his hand to the nanny of the laundry tub.
Shao Qinming put Qiu Ze on the ground, Qiu Ze raised his foot and touched the head of the washing tub, and the washing tub immediately began to dance awkwardly.
Seeing that the little boy's attention was attracted by the laundry nanny, Shao Qingming walked out quietly.
The parenting mode of the laundry bucket has monitoring and early warning functions. With this nanny around, he can go out with confidence.
-
-
Bounty hunters are a very old profession. Since there were countries on the mainland, there have been characters similar to bounty hunters.They are paid handsomely for their employers' demanding tasks, with a focus on hunting fugitives.
Shao Qinming started his career as a bounty hunter at the age of 16. Seven years later, "now", he is already the leading figure in the bounty hunter world.Successfully hunting down fugitives is the basic quality of a hunter, but it is not something that ordinary hunters can do while successfully hunting down fugitives and rescuing hostages perfectly.
And Shao Qinming is one of these extraordinary hunters, he has captured the most important criminals countless times, and is recognized as the strongest hunter, so the asking price is quite high.
This time, he took on the task of rescuing the hostages again.The one who was kidnapped was Qin Ren, the young son of the Qin Group, and the bounty offered by the other party was very high.If he can rescue the young master unscathed, he can get 20 new coins from the head of the Qin family.There is also a reward of [-] from the police.
Shao Qinming spent a whole day searching for the news, and finally found the kidnappers in the evening.The other party hid in a dilapidated small dwelling with Qin's young master.
If it was an ordinary hunter, all he had to do at this moment was hide in the dark and wait for the opportunity to capture these criminals in one fell swoop.However, Shao Qinming is an unconventional hunter who is so fierce that he even beats himself.So instead of hiding in the dark, he stepped on the devil's footsteps and went straight up to knock on the door.
"Who?" The kidnapper leader asked, and then motioned for the younger brother to go and have a look.The younger brother leaned over vigilantly, trying to check who is coming through the cat's eye-like device on the door-if they can't confirm the identity of the other party, it is impossible for them to open the door.
However, Shao Qinming didn't need the other party to open the door.
He listened attentively to the sound of footsteps, made sure that the other party had come to the door, and immediately kicked the new metal door open, hitting the kidnapper and knocking him out.
Shao Qinming's strength and angle control were very precise, but he only injured the kidnapper until he fainted, and did not let the other party lose his life.
The other three kidnappers quickly pulled out their wooden warehouses.However, before they aimed the Mucang mouth at the incoming people, they were knocked out one by one by the surprisingly fast Shao Qinming.
He came to the house, first tied the kidnappers with the special ropes they prepared, and then went to the inner room to untie the hostage young master—the young master Qin was kidnapped at his fifth birthday party. He and Qiu Ze is "similar in age", making Shao Qinming think of his own son when he sees it.
He was not at home all day, and he had been paying attention to the kidnapper's movements before and didn't have time to watch the surveillance, and he didn't know how the little boy was doing at home alone.
Thinking of this, Shao Qinming suddenly became impatient.Instead of notifying his employer and the police first and waiting for someone to deal with the follow-up matters as usual, he directly brought the kidnapper and the young master into the speeding car and flew home.
……
After eating a "nutritious" baby milkshake for a day under the meticulous care of the laundry nanny, Qiu Ze's mouth was about to fade out.At this moment, he really misses the target person who has just been together for a day, and also just parted for a day-Shao Qinming.
Although that guy said he was troublesome, he still took care of him very carefully.
For example, soft boiled chicken breast, fresh and tender pork chops, finely chopped green vegetables, boiled fish with thorns, and delicious mashed potatoes and millet porridge... Wow, the more I think about it, the hungrier I get!
Qiu Ze pursed his lips and stared at the baby milkshake for dinner in front of him, almost crying.At this moment, there was a sound outside the room door, and Mr. Breeder, who had been away for a day, came back—not to mention the gift he brought, but he was holding another cub!
Qiu Ze didn't want to cry immediately.Anger burned his tears!
"When did you guys get married?!" The childish question rushed into Shao Qinming's ears, making him both annoyed and funny.
Shao Qinming picked up the fangs and claws, and said with a tiger face: "Who taught you to speak like this, huh?"
Qiu Ze struggled with his breastfeeding strength, but the other party's hand holding him was as firm as Mount Tai, and did not waver at all.Seeing that he couldn't get away from the struggle, Qiu Ze turned his head away and snorted arrogantly, with a stinking look of "I will never play with you again".
Shao Qinming endured and endured, and finally couldn't help but imprint a resounding kiss on the forehead of the other party. He smiled and said, "There will be such a cute little thing like you~"
With reddened ears, Qiu Xiaoze pushed away Shao Qinming's face, pretended to be calm and slid off of him, and walked towards the second floor.
When passing by Qin Ren, the young son of the Qin family, he wanted to hum a protest, but he tripped over the carpet under his feet, dragged the "little fairy" to the ground with a thud, and fell into a ball.
Shao Qinming immediately picked up the two cubs with his long legs.He patted Qiu Xiaoze's head, and was about to comfort him softly, when he heard the little son of the Qin family beside him say in a daze, "Brother, you are so beautiful, let's make friends!"
The author has something to say: I found myself a leisurely but unreliable job, and the visual estimate is that I will work for up to three months and then fire the boss. (I don’t have much energy to type when I’m at work, so let’s change it weekly for the time being.)
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