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Chapter 14 Interstellar bandits trouble the Northern Song Dynasty

Hearing this, Wu Song laughed angrily and said, "I'm from Qinghe County. I've walked through this Jingyang Ridge at least ten or twenty times. When do you see a big bug? Don't scare me with such stupid words." I'm not afraid of big bugs!" Just kidding, a meal cost 20 taels of silver.If I stay here for one more night, I probably won't be able to keep my clothes and pants.

Xiaoer said: "I'm kind enough to save you. If you don't believe me, go ahead and ask yourself."

Wu Song said: "You sound like a bird! Even if there is a tiger, the master is not afraid! You leave me at home to rest, and you will try to seek my wealth and kill me in the middle of the night, but scare me with birds and insects. If you don't look at that woman The devil is also considered a hero, (female devil: I am a bandit, not a hero.) I have turned your bird shop upside down a long time ago!"

Xiaoer said: "Look! I have good intentions, but I did malicious things instead, and you will fall to the ground! If you don't believe me, please do it yourself!"

After all, Xiao Er went into the shop without looking at Wu Song again.This Wu Song raised his whistle stick and strode across Jingyang Gang.After walking about four or five miles, I came to the foot of the hill, and saw a big tree, whose bark was scraped off, and it was white, with two lines of writing written on it.Wu Song also knew a few words. When he looked up, it read: In front of him is the world's largest mountain industry - the Jingyanggang wild ecosystem, with all kinds of rare and strange animals, strange plants, and many dangerous beasts.If you want to visit, please buy a ticket and be led by the staff to walk through the main entrance. Do not climb the fence to avoid life-threatening.

After Wu Song read it, he just felt incomprehensible.After a while, he laughed and said: "This is the deceitfulness of the female devil. She frightened the waiting guests, so she went to the servant's house to rest. But I am afraid of birds!" Dragging the whistle stick, he came up to the hill.Thinking of how much money the female devil had knocked on him, he cursed inwardly for countless times: "This kind of woman deserves to be an old aunt for the rest of her life."

At that time, it was already time to apply for license cards, and this round of red sun came down the mountain tiredly.Taking advantage of the wine, Wu Song just walked up the hill.After walking less than half a mile, I saw a fence about four or five meters high, which was endless.

"Hmph, needless to say, it's another shop trick." Thinking about it, he raised his stick and smashed it to pieces.I never thought that I would break the whistle stick into two pieces with a slash with all my strength, and the fence would not move at all.Wu Song was furious and punched the fence, almost breaking his arm bone.

"Hiss, unlucky, unlucky." Wu Song said, clutching his arms, "forget it, let's go over the hill first. If there is no fierce tiger, I won't be ashamed of that devil in the future."

"Ouch, Brother Tang, you are here." Xiaoer warmly greeted.

Tom was a little speechless. Ever since he came here, he was always called Brother Tang. When did his surname become Tang?But I didn't bother to correct it: "Finally, it's almost time to get off work. Bring me some good wine and food quickly. After eating, I have to feed the group of guys on the mountain." After feeding, you can leave work.

"Okay, just wait a moment." Xiaoer hurriedly went to the back kitchen to work.

"Oh, Your Majesty, when will you call me back." Tom lay down on the table, "It's not fun here!" There was only a stupid tiger, a few stupid plants, and a group of roe deer and rabbits.

After climbing over the fence, Wu Song was walking. Seeing the wine coming up, he carried the felt lily on his back, tied the whistle stick under his ribs, and walked up the hill step by step.When I looked back at the sun, it gradually sank.It is the weather in October at this time, the days are short and the nights are long, and it is easy to get late.Wu Song said to himself: "How can there be such a big bug? People are afraid of themselves and dare not go up the mountain." After Wu Song walked for a while, his alcoholism broke out and he became hot.Holding a whistle stick in one hand and baring his chest with the other hand, he staggered straight towards the chaotic forest.Seeing a big bright bluestone, he leaned the whistle stick aside, turned his body over, but was about to sleep, only to see a gust of wind blowing up.

Clouds are born from dragons, and wind is born from tigers.Where the gust of wind passed, there was a sound of fluttering behind the disordered trees, and a white-fronted tiger jumped out.When Wu Song saw it, he shouted: "Ah!" Turning down from the bluestone, he took the whistle stick in his hand and dodged beside the bluestone.

At this moment, the surrounding mutated plants also suddenly rioted, waving vines and barking their teeth and claws.

'You said, why wasn't this person led by the administrator?Can it be eaten?I really want to eat! '

'Forget it, I say.The master is not easy to mess with. It is not worthwhile to lose his life for a meal.Besides, the caretaker should be feeding soon. '

'Could this be today's meal? '

The tiger was hungry and thirsty, and it was time for Tom to feed.He heard a human voice, and he thought it was Tom, coming at a gallop.At first sight, it was a stranger.

This tiger has eaten human flesh before, so it is not afraid of people.Wu Song is not like Tom, who can suppress it with mental power.But it was taught by Eureka before, so it didn't dare to hurt people easily.If Eureka's source of income is cut off, it will not be that it cannibalize people, but that people will eat it.

Eureka's original words: "In case my money is ruined, I will gnaw your claws first, then your legs, and finally your head. I will also peel off your skin to make a carpet, and then I will eat your Walk up and down!"

For a while, the tiger was caught in a tangle.It doesn't want to die in pieces, but it's really hungry.

Wu Song was so startled that he broke out in a cold sweat from the wine.Swinging half of the whistle stick with both hands, he ran towards the tiger, and with all his strength, he struck down from mid-air with one stick.The tiger was slashed, and immediately flew into a rage: "Damn it, you dare to hit me?"If the tiger doesn't show its power, you think I'm a sick cat?Brothers and sisters, you have to testify to me, it was this man who hit me and I fought back! '

The mutated animals and plants around were also angry: 'Which onion are you?Dare to bully our brothers! ' and all waved their canes or their claws.

Slightly press the two paws on the ground, look up with the body, and slam down from mid-air.It was too late to say it, but it was fast at that time, Wu Song saw the tiger rushing towards him, and he only dodged behind the tiger.But he never thought that the green vines lurking around suddenly jumped out, tightly bound his hands, feet and neck.

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"Uh, I'm so full." Eureka patted her stomach, "Jinlian, have you eaten yet?"

"That's enough." Pan Jinlian said, "The dishes cooked by the chef are really delicious."

"Have you finished eating? Then let's find a room to rest." Eureka said, "Anyway, there are many rooms in this palace."

This time they played, the palace suffered heavy damage.The imperial army who rushed over mightily couldn't get close to them, and they were like chopping watermelons... No, like electric fish, they were electrocuted to death all at once.

Speaking of the Forbidden Army, it's actually quite fun.

The Song Dynasty has always been famous for emphasizing literature and despising martial arts.In the Southern Song Dynasty, Jin soldiers captured Junzhou, and Han Shizhong fought hard to break through, but he was only appointed a seventh-rank official.

At this time, it was the Huizong Dynasty, and the total number of soldiers in the Song Dynasty was only "80 soldiers".Among them, there are 60 forbidden troops and 20 Xiang troops (local troops).Maybe you will think that 60 is a lot.That's right, there are quite a few, but in fact, Huizong's imperial army often only had quotas, but they would rather not fill in the vacancies, and there were not even half of them in the army.The remaining places were used to pay for the empty salary, and the money was saved to be given to the emperor for squandering.It is said that it is 80 soldiers and horses, but it is still unclear whether there will be enough 20 troops.

Furthermore, since the Song Dynasty released military power by drinking wine, in order to curb the monopoly of generals, a system of separating officers and soldiers was implemented.In this way, if the soldiers do not know the generals and the soldiers, the generals will naturally have no way to train troops, which greatly affects the combat capability of the army.

To make matters worse, the Taiwei Gao Qiu, who was in charge of military affairs in the Huizong Dynasty, also came up with something like this: "Occupy more of the forbidden army to serve as a force. Most of the recruits are skilled craftsmen... For private repairs, bricks, tiles, and mud All kinds of people are out of the barracks.” Later, it developed into: “The handsome ministers, supervisors, husbands, guards, generals, and deputyes often violated the law and favored personal interests, so that the guards practiced ingenious arts. They may serve in the form of embroidery, or Weaving by machine, or for jewelry to play well, or for painting and painting, openly occupying and destroying, sitting and exempting from instruction, being a member of the ranks, but not knowing the ranks, as a warrior, attacking and defending are unpredictable."

Generally speaking, the imperial army is the main force of the country's central army. After recruiting troops, they don't practice military training, but do bodyguards, learn crafts, do embroidery, weave silk, make jewelry, and work as painters...

Can such an army be the opponent of Youlica and others?In other words, can it be the opponent of the photothermal weapons in their hands?

"This bed is really nice." After bathing, Eureka waved to Pan Jinlian: "Come here, Jinlian."

Jin Lian looked at the bed of Diaolong Diaofeng, hesitated for a while, and finally lay down on it.After this day, her three views were subverted once again.

"Baby!" Eureka pushed back and hugged the other party tightly in her arms, "You don't seem to be very happy today, what's wrong?"

"No, I'm not unhappy." Pan Jinlian said hastily, "It's just that I didn't expect that this palace would actually..." It was like paper, and it could be broken with a poke.This was very unbelievable at the time, especially in the hearts of ordinary people.

"There is nothing I can't think of with Ulika." Ulika kissed the corner of Pan Jinlian's mouth, and said, "You will learn more about my skills in the future." She opened the The bath towel wrapped around the opponent's body.

"Jinlian, do you feel it?"

"Your Majesty, hurry up."

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The next day, the few people who searched the palace went out again.The imperial palace in the Song Dynasty was not as big as the Forbidden City in the Ming and Qing Dynasties, so there is nothing to do after a day of shopping.

Before I knew it, I arrived at the hotel under the Dazhou Bridge, and heard crying in front of me.When he got closer, he saw a beautiful woman crying, "Husband! I have never been a little bit dirty, how can you divorce me?"

Her husband said with a dignified expression: "Miss, I mean it kindly. I'm afraid I'll make a mistake in the future and cheat you."

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