[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, do you want to counterattack?

The courier boy who finished the last order of the day lay relaxed on the bed, stretched beautifully, after lying on the bed for a while, a carp jumped up, rubbed his hands and turned on his precious second-hand computer, and said with a grinning smile: "Hey, brother Xiao, I'm here again, weak chickens, are you ready to give away your head?"

Although it is a second-hand computer, its performance is not bad. The boot was completed within 40 seconds. The courier brother Xiao Ge took the mouse and clicked on the familiar icon on the desktop. After the exciting opening animation, he was gearing up for a big fight. Brother Xiao was stunned for a moment: What is this thing?Got a virus?Or am I wrong?

No, that's right, the opening animation was released just now!Damn, it must be a virus, free anti-virus software is the dish!Turn it off and start over!

But... where is that charming little octopus hiding?Despicable, so despicable!

Grandma has a leg!I still can't believe it!Thought I was out of luck by hiding the close button?Hmph, young master, are you afraid that I will reboot?When the restart is complete, I will be the first to delete you!

After tossing and tossing for a full 10 minutes, Brother Xiao was completely at a loss. The computer turned on and off normally, and all the buttons were normal, but as soon as it was turned on, it was that rogue software that took up the entire screen. As for the desktop, what was it?

Brother Xiao's computer skills are very average, there are only two tricks in total, shutdown and restart and task manager, when these two tricks are used up, he will be at a loss: Forget it, let's fix it tomorrow!

But the feeling of not being able to eat chicken after finally being free is simply scratching one's heart, and after tossing around for a while to no avail, Brother Xiao raised his hand and surrendered: Anyway, it's already like this, no matter how bad it is, it can't be that bad, so helpless He clicked the only button on the screen - "OK".

A crude and outrageous picture appeared, with two lines of unsightly characters in the middle: "Congratulations on being hit by a golden finger falling from the sky, please choose the type of cheating finger."

Below are a few buttons: "Brother System", "Grandfather with You", "Plane Exchange System", "God Against God".

"Vulgar, so vulgar!" Brother Xiao commented, then clicked on the last one, and a sentence popped up after turning the page: Please choose a pet.

There are still four options: "a broken sword that is useless for nagging", "an idiot and childish roast chicken", "a lame bald old dog", "super invincible, omnipotent Mr. Turtle"

What are you doing, swords and roast chickens are also pets?Finally got a dog, lame and bald?Normal people would choose turtles, right?but!According to the rebellious psychology, the more obvious the answer is, the more wrong the choice is!But but!According to the psychology of rebellion and rebellion, everyone thinks this way, and if they don't choose the turtle, the turtle is a hidden easter egg instead!

Brother Xiao was thinking about messy things, but in fact, his subordinates chose four without much hesitation.

"Ding, your pet is on the way, please check it carefully."

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In the villa, the tired green turtle turned himself over and lay on his back on the coffee table, remembering that the system he had worked so hard to complete was actually handed over to that brat sycophant by Lin Nuo, and his mind was unbalanced Extreme: Eccentric!Love the new and hate the old!unfair!If I take out the garbage for you once and let him be the protagonist, then can I become a god with all my credit?Turn around and change the system, and send the task to let that brat go to the street to dance striptease...

Suddenly, a vortex appeared around him out of thin air. The green turtle was stunned for a while and then began to curse: "Idiot! Stupid pig! Didn't graduate from elementary school, right? No one with a little brain would choose a pet as a gold finger, even if he chooses a pet, then The broken sword, the stinky bird, and the big devil, which one is not good to pick..."

Before it could finish cursing, the whirlpool had already engulfed it in its entirety.

"Master, master save me, I don't want to be that stupid pig as a pet..."

The author has something to say:

The Duomo who hates Fanwai the most finally wrote Fanwai. The part about Fangtuo is really against harmony. Please skip it. Those who don’t like him just pretend that he never appeared. Those who like him know that they met again. That's it... Well, please let Douma go, let's celebrate the end with flowers!

Regarding the new article, uh, it is still brewing.