[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, do you want to counterattack?
Chapter 1 World 1 Linnuo Gold Finger
The muffled thunderous sound seemed to come from the depths of the ground, and the earth trembled violently as if encountering something terrible. The black rocks rolled down from the top of the mountain and fell into the black water of the lake.
The water of the lake was not peaceful either, it was violently surging, as if there was an invisible big fish in the lake, thrashing desperately.
After a long time, the mountains were flat and the water was calm. After a while, a plain white hand stretched out from the lake without any warning, and grabbed a black stone by the lake with great difficulty. He dragged his whole body up from the lake.
Lin Nuo didn't need to look to know how embarrassed he was now. His black robe had been torn into strips, his body and face were covered with fine bloodstains, and his messy hair was covered with water on his face and back. It froze into ice scum again, making it even more ridiculous to look at.
Lin Nuo climbed two more steps before turning over and leaning against the rock. When he moved, the thin ice formed by the water stains on his body made a soft sound like broken jade, and fell down rustlingly. He didn't bother to squeeze it any more What is the trick to avoid water, just let it go.
"Ding!" An abrupt voice sounded in his mind, Lin Nuo frowned impatiently, and there was no more reaction.
"Ding! The main task has been completed, do you choose to return?"
Lin Nuo sneered: This unlucky system is getting worse and worse, and the main task?That thing posted a fart mainline mission to himself!
If it's not that the hard drive of that thing has crashed, it's just that it has come up with a new style: collect [-] ignoring quests and [-] negative quest penalties, in exchange for completing the main quest once?
Lin Nuo didn't take the so-called "return" to heart. Ever since he was entangled in this convulsive system, he completed messy tasks, but he didn't see any rewards. Later, when he asked it for help when something happened , it seemed to be dead without any response.
Later, Lin Nuo took its words like farting, but he didn't expect that this broken system seemed to have no ability, and it tortured people in a variety of ways. From then on, Lin Nuo would be tossed to death by it because of "negative tasks". Thinking about it, the catastrophe that makes people talk about it has become a pediatrics.
If it were someone else, they might have been tamed by it, and they would have completed any not-so-difficult tasks to avoid suffering, but Lin Nuo was stubborn by nature. This method, then his work was nothing more than a piece of cake to it at the beginning, he had not asked for any rewards for completing so many tasks before, just asking it to help this time, it is really not too much, but not only did it not reach out , didn't even say a word, obviously just regarded himself as a tool to get whatever he wanted, if he still used it for it, he would be guilty of baseness.
"Convulsion" is Lin Nuo's own malicious evaluation of the system, which is not objective, but this time, it seems to be suspected of convulsions: let alone the inexplicable completion of the inexplicable main task, just now this wave of punishment also came It's so inexplicable——in the past, the mission was always released first. After he ignored the mission for a while, the system began to torment him. There was a notice before the toss. Why did it come here for no reason this time?
Lin Nuo didn't bother to worry about it, he was not a smart person, and he couldn't figure out such a thing with his brain alone.
Closing his eyes, Lin Nuo began to absorb the poor spiritual energy around him, and slowly nourished his body, but he sighed in his heart: How on earth did he make his life worse than a shit stick?
Lin Nuo lived two lives. In his last life, he was not an orphan, but he was almost like an orphan.His father who went out to work met his old mother who went out to work, so they had him.When they were eight months pregnant, the two went back to their hometown to have a baby. Half a month after he was born, his father went out to work again. After waiting for him for almost three months, his mother said to go to his father, and then there was no more.
His grandfather raised him until he was nine years old, and he died when he was nine years old. He took out his grandfather's savings and entrusted his neighbors to help with the funeral.It was so easy to get in touch with his father, but his father said that he could not take a leave of absence. As for his mother... According to his father, they had never received a certificate at all, and according to his father, since he left the village ten years ago, he has been away from home. Never seen the fuck.
After his grandfather passed away, Lin Nuo didn't live too badly in the first few years. He rented out the land to his neighbors to plant, and the money he got would be enough to feed him. The school waived all the fees for him. Knowing his situation, I will give him a bite of food, and help him with old clothes that cannot be worn.
Lin Nuo didn't reject these good intentions, and kept them all in mind. On weekends, he would go to the fields to help with farm work, and after class, he would also help with some tasks such as peeling cotton and picking peanuts. It was a little bit of favor.
When he was 12 years old, a foreign businessman came to engage in development. His father came back and sold the land and the house. He took the money and left. The neighbors who took good care of him in the past were scattered because of the demolition. Lin Nuo's life Completely lost.
Fortunately, he knew that his family was in a difficult situation. In the past, he used to jump up and down in school. He was only 12 years old and already in the third grade of junior high school.
Because he was too young, he didn’t want to pretend to be a beggar—he considered himself a person capable of working and was not qualified to be a beggar. Unfortunately, the law did not recognize his ability to work. Lin Nuo, who couldn’t find a job, was at a loss at first. After hard work, I finally found a "regular job".
Although it is against the law to employ child labor, there is one occupation that is an exception, and that is making TV and movies.
A little beggar lying in ragged clothes on the street, a little scholar sitting in the school shaking his head, the corpse of a child who was ruthlessly massacred by a little devil... No matter what kind of job it is, Lin Nuo will always come. In this way, he not only feeds I also went to high school by the way.
Of course, if he spends three days fishing and two days posting on the net to study, it would be nice if he can get a diploma, and college is out of the question.But no matter what, as he got older and his ability to earn money gradually increased, his life became better and better, and he even became famous, bought a house and a car.
After becoming famous, his father came to him "attractively". After expressing his feelings of missing, guilt, and involuntary feelings, he asked him for money, then a car, and then a house.Lin Nuo didn't make him bother, but he gave whatever he had on hand.
Lin Nuo's friend was very angry, and scolded him for Baozi, saying that such a father is worse than having no one, and giving him money is worse than feeding the dog. Lin Nuo's answer was: It is not easy for grandpa to raise himself. That man is the only son of grandpa. It's just that I keep useless things for myself, so I just give it away, so it doesn't matter.
This answer seemed open-minded, but in fact it was terrifyingly cold. In the final analysis, he just didn't regard that person as his father at all.
In this way, he lived smoothly for nearly 30 years—he really felt that his past few decades had been smooth, although his experience seemed to be full of ups and downs in the eyes of others, but in Lin Nuo’s view, it He has never encountered a hurdle that made him unable to live at all—just when he thought his life was roughly like this, he passed it.
One day after he took a shower, he lay on the bed, swiped his phone for a while, turned off the light and went to sleep, and when he woke up again, he entered the womb and started his life.
In this life, he finally had a father and a mother. He read, wrote, and practiced martial arts very obediently. Later, he realized that this was a fairy world, and he began to cultivate seriously.After more than ten years of peace and quiet like this, one day, in order to please his brother-in-law and share more cultivation resources, his father asked him to fight for a task of "helping the cousin from the first-line family get divorced". He was about to refuse, when suddenly a There was a "ding" sound, and the voice that made his teeth itch that he hated appeared for the first time: "The plot begins, side mission: peacefully resolve the marriage contract between Fangtuo and Lin Linger."
Plot, Fangtuo, Lin Linger... These nouns struck like a bolt of lightning, and Lin Nuo froze instantly: He thought that he was still called Lin Nuo because he was traveling through welfare, but unexpectedly, he turned out to be wearing a book!
He's wearing a book, and what's more, he's wearing the person who is responsible for his looks and popularity in that book, and is affectionately called the "number one male supporting role" of "shit stirrer" by readers!
It is said that he is responsible for his appearance, because Lin Linger, the most beautiful woman in the world, is his cousin. Lin Nuo, who is [-]% to [-]% similar in appearance to Lin Linger, is naturally a super handsome man, at least in this book, there is no A man more handsome than him appears.
It is said to be popular, because the motivation of many readers to follow the article is to see Lin Nuo being slapped in the face and making a fool of himself. Whenever he appears on the stage, the book reviews below are even more enthusiastic than when the male lead is handsome.
As for his shit-stirring skills, just look at his popularity.At the beginning, Lin Nuo's friend dragged him to read this novel just to disgust him with this shit-stirring stick with the same name and surname as him.
Now that Lin Nuo is here, he will naturally not rush to be a shit-stirring stick. He almost immediately set his next action plan: Safety first, stay away from the male lead.
Anyone who has read this book knows that Fang Tuo is the lone star of the gods, except for the heroine Lin Linger, the closer they get to him, the faster they die, so friendship is absolutely impossible of!
Of course it is even worse to fight against each other. As Shuangwen, Fang Tuo's enemies are more miserable than each other!
As for secretly snatching the opportunity of the male lead, Lin Nuo didn't even think about it: Facts have proved that anyone who wants to compete with the male lead will eventually become the male lead's chance!
On the same cliff, the male lead will never die if he jumps off it, and there are spirit fruits and inheritance waiters, so change someone else to jump... Hehe, you should go away.
Niu Honghong's elixir, it won't work if you keep it for 1000 years or 1 years, it's guaranteed that at the moment you mature, you just walk away, and the male lead will appear.
In a secret realm full of dangers, the male protagonist is determined and decisive when he breaks into it. If you break into it, you will call it lifeless and greedy for profit.
In the trial of a narrow escape, the hero will always be the only one, even if other people go [-] times, they are still dead...
But no matter what, he still has to go, otherwise it would be bad if someone else would completely offend the male lead who is still a mortal at the moment, and destroy the whole family.
After politely retiring, Lin Nuo strictly implemented the strategy he set. In the case of his deliberate actions, for more than 3000 years, he and Fang Tuo passed each other twice, The number of times we meet does not exceed ten times, and each time we speak no more than four sentences...
As for the final effect, it's fucking... hehe.
The water of the lake was not peaceful either, it was violently surging, as if there was an invisible big fish in the lake, thrashing desperately.
After a long time, the mountains were flat and the water was calm. After a while, a plain white hand stretched out from the lake without any warning, and grabbed a black stone by the lake with great difficulty. He dragged his whole body up from the lake.
Lin Nuo didn't need to look to know how embarrassed he was now. His black robe had been torn into strips, his body and face were covered with fine bloodstains, and his messy hair was covered with water on his face and back. It froze into ice scum again, making it even more ridiculous to look at.
Lin Nuo climbed two more steps before turning over and leaning against the rock. When he moved, the thin ice formed by the water stains on his body made a soft sound like broken jade, and fell down rustlingly. He didn't bother to squeeze it any more What is the trick to avoid water, just let it go.
"Ding!" An abrupt voice sounded in his mind, Lin Nuo frowned impatiently, and there was no more reaction.
"Ding! The main task has been completed, do you choose to return?"
Lin Nuo sneered: This unlucky system is getting worse and worse, and the main task?That thing posted a fart mainline mission to himself!
If it's not that the hard drive of that thing has crashed, it's just that it has come up with a new style: collect [-] ignoring quests and [-] negative quest penalties, in exchange for completing the main quest once?
Lin Nuo didn't take the so-called "return" to heart. Ever since he was entangled in this convulsive system, he completed messy tasks, but he didn't see any rewards. Later, when he asked it for help when something happened , it seemed to be dead without any response.
Later, Lin Nuo took its words like farting, but he didn't expect that this broken system seemed to have no ability, and it tortured people in a variety of ways. From then on, Lin Nuo would be tossed to death by it because of "negative tasks". Thinking about it, the catastrophe that makes people talk about it has become a pediatrics.
If it were someone else, they might have been tamed by it, and they would have completed any not-so-difficult tasks to avoid suffering, but Lin Nuo was stubborn by nature. This method, then his work was nothing more than a piece of cake to it at the beginning, he had not asked for any rewards for completing so many tasks before, just asking it to help this time, it is really not too much, but not only did it not reach out , didn't even say a word, obviously just regarded himself as a tool to get whatever he wanted, if he still used it for it, he would be guilty of baseness.
"Convulsion" is Lin Nuo's own malicious evaluation of the system, which is not objective, but this time, it seems to be suspected of convulsions: let alone the inexplicable completion of the inexplicable main task, just now this wave of punishment also came It's so inexplicable——in the past, the mission was always released first. After he ignored the mission for a while, the system began to torment him. There was a notice before the toss. Why did it come here for no reason this time?
Lin Nuo didn't bother to worry about it, he was not a smart person, and he couldn't figure out such a thing with his brain alone.
Closing his eyes, Lin Nuo began to absorb the poor spiritual energy around him, and slowly nourished his body, but he sighed in his heart: How on earth did he make his life worse than a shit stick?
Lin Nuo lived two lives. In his last life, he was not an orphan, but he was almost like an orphan.His father who went out to work met his old mother who went out to work, so they had him.When they were eight months pregnant, the two went back to their hometown to have a baby. Half a month after he was born, his father went out to work again. After waiting for him for almost three months, his mother said to go to his father, and then there was no more.
His grandfather raised him until he was nine years old, and he died when he was nine years old. He took out his grandfather's savings and entrusted his neighbors to help with the funeral.It was so easy to get in touch with his father, but his father said that he could not take a leave of absence. As for his mother... According to his father, they had never received a certificate at all, and according to his father, since he left the village ten years ago, he has been away from home. Never seen the fuck.
After his grandfather passed away, Lin Nuo didn't live too badly in the first few years. He rented out the land to his neighbors to plant, and the money he got would be enough to feed him. The school waived all the fees for him. Knowing his situation, I will give him a bite of food, and help him with old clothes that cannot be worn.
Lin Nuo didn't reject these good intentions, and kept them all in mind. On weekends, he would go to the fields to help with farm work, and after class, he would also help with some tasks such as peeling cotton and picking peanuts. It was a little bit of favor.
When he was 12 years old, a foreign businessman came to engage in development. His father came back and sold the land and the house. He took the money and left. The neighbors who took good care of him in the past were scattered because of the demolition. Lin Nuo's life Completely lost.
Fortunately, he knew that his family was in a difficult situation. In the past, he used to jump up and down in school. He was only 12 years old and already in the third grade of junior high school.
Because he was too young, he didn’t want to pretend to be a beggar—he considered himself a person capable of working and was not qualified to be a beggar. Unfortunately, the law did not recognize his ability to work. Lin Nuo, who couldn’t find a job, was at a loss at first. After hard work, I finally found a "regular job".
Although it is against the law to employ child labor, there is one occupation that is an exception, and that is making TV and movies.
A little beggar lying in ragged clothes on the street, a little scholar sitting in the school shaking his head, the corpse of a child who was ruthlessly massacred by a little devil... No matter what kind of job it is, Lin Nuo will always come. In this way, he not only feeds I also went to high school by the way.
Of course, if he spends three days fishing and two days posting on the net to study, it would be nice if he can get a diploma, and college is out of the question.But no matter what, as he got older and his ability to earn money gradually increased, his life became better and better, and he even became famous, bought a house and a car.
After becoming famous, his father came to him "attractively". After expressing his feelings of missing, guilt, and involuntary feelings, he asked him for money, then a car, and then a house.Lin Nuo didn't make him bother, but he gave whatever he had on hand.
Lin Nuo's friend was very angry, and scolded him for Baozi, saying that such a father is worse than having no one, and giving him money is worse than feeding the dog. Lin Nuo's answer was: It is not easy for grandpa to raise himself. That man is the only son of grandpa. It's just that I keep useless things for myself, so I just give it away, so it doesn't matter.
This answer seemed open-minded, but in fact it was terrifyingly cold. In the final analysis, he just didn't regard that person as his father at all.
In this way, he lived smoothly for nearly 30 years—he really felt that his past few decades had been smooth, although his experience seemed to be full of ups and downs in the eyes of others, but in Lin Nuo’s view, it He has never encountered a hurdle that made him unable to live at all—just when he thought his life was roughly like this, he passed it.
One day after he took a shower, he lay on the bed, swiped his phone for a while, turned off the light and went to sleep, and when he woke up again, he entered the womb and started his life.
In this life, he finally had a father and a mother. He read, wrote, and practiced martial arts very obediently. Later, he realized that this was a fairy world, and he began to cultivate seriously.After more than ten years of peace and quiet like this, one day, in order to please his brother-in-law and share more cultivation resources, his father asked him to fight for a task of "helping the cousin from the first-line family get divorced". He was about to refuse, when suddenly a There was a "ding" sound, and the voice that made his teeth itch that he hated appeared for the first time: "The plot begins, side mission: peacefully resolve the marriage contract between Fangtuo and Lin Linger."
Plot, Fangtuo, Lin Linger... These nouns struck like a bolt of lightning, and Lin Nuo froze instantly: He thought that he was still called Lin Nuo because he was traveling through welfare, but unexpectedly, he turned out to be wearing a book!
He's wearing a book, and what's more, he's wearing the person who is responsible for his looks and popularity in that book, and is affectionately called the "number one male supporting role" of "shit stirrer" by readers!
It is said that he is responsible for his appearance, because Lin Linger, the most beautiful woman in the world, is his cousin. Lin Nuo, who is [-]% to [-]% similar in appearance to Lin Linger, is naturally a super handsome man, at least in this book, there is no A man more handsome than him appears.
It is said to be popular, because the motivation of many readers to follow the article is to see Lin Nuo being slapped in the face and making a fool of himself. Whenever he appears on the stage, the book reviews below are even more enthusiastic than when the male lead is handsome.
As for his shit-stirring skills, just look at his popularity.At the beginning, Lin Nuo's friend dragged him to read this novel just to disgust him with this shit-stirring stick with the same name and surname as him.
Now that Lin Nuo is here, he will naturally not rush to be a shit-stirring stick. He almost immediately set his next action plan: Safety first, stay away from the male lead.
Anyone who has read this book knows that Fang Tuo is the lone star of the gods, except for the heroine Lin Linger, the closer they get to him, the faster they die, so friendship is absolutely impossible of!
Of course it is even worse to fight against each other. As Shuangwen, Fang Tuo's enemies are more miserable than each other!
As for secretly snatching the opportunity of the male lead, Lin Nuo didn't even think about it: Facts have proved that anyone who wants to compete with the male lead will eventually become the male lead's chance!
On the same cliff, the male lead will never die if he jumps off it, and there are spirit fruits and inheritance waiters, so change someone else to jump... Hehe, you should go away.
Niu Honghong's elixir, it won't work if you keep it for 1000 years or 1 years, it's guaranteed that at the moment you mature, you just walk away, and the male lead will appear.
In a secret realm full of dangers, the male protagonist is determined and decisive when he breaks into it. If you break into it, you will call it lifeless and greedy for profit.
In the trial of a narrow escape, the hero will always be the only one, even if other people go [-] times, they are still dead...
But no matter what, he still has to go, otherwise it would be bad if someone else would completely offend the male lead who is still a mortal at the moment, and destroy the whole family.
After politely retiring, Lin Nuo strictly implemented the strategy he set. In the case of his deliberate actions, for more than 3000 years, he and Fang Tuo passed each other twice, The number of times we meet does not exceed ten times, and each time we speak no more than four sentences...
As for the final effect, it's fucking... hehe.
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