Half Demon and Half Mountain

The result of not sleeping in the middle of the night and squatting on the curb to count ants is to be taught by the weather in the imperial capital to be a man. Huan Le, who has hardly been sick since childhood, has a glorious cold.

Cen Shen was a little suspicious, he was obviously much weaker than Huan Le, why was it Huan Le who was recruited?He didn't remember what happened after he walked out of the bar, he only thought they went straight home, but he didn't know that Huan Le was holding his hand and smiling like an idiot.

Being stupid is really stupid, otherwise you wouldn't look at a beauty and see a hot-headed person, patronizing to keep the other person warm, and forgetting about yourself.

"Ah Choo!" Huan Le sneezed, startling the shadow demons all over the place.The shadow monsters rolled and rolled, and rolled back, continuing to bounce around to build a pyramid of human flesh.

Ever since Cen Shen pushed open the door next door, the group of shadow monsters started sneaking here.Shadow monsters are very timid little monsters, but when they are sure that you are not in danger, they are very skinny, a typical representative of bullying and fearing toughness.

Huan Le stared at them, and when the pyramid was about to take shape, he flicked his fingers and flew over to break them up, and he never tired of doing it.

But the stuffy nose was so bad, Huan Le was still very uncomfortable, and after playing for a while, he ran into the house again, yelling sullenly, "Ah Cen."

Cen Shen can now maintain complete composure, no matter how startled Huan Le is, as long as he doesn't get to the point, he won't react.

Huan Le sat down at Cen Shen's feet. There was a chair not far away, but he felt it would be more comfortable to sit on the floor.

"Ah Cen, my nose is stuffed."

"Ah Cen, I feel bad."

"Ah Cen, I think your modern medicine may not work for me."

"A Cen..."

"Ah Cen, I want a Coke."

Ok, let's get to the point.

"There are ten dollars on the shoe cabinet." Cen Shen said nothing.

"Ah Cen, you're so kind." Huan Le hurriedly flattered her, got up from the ground, and went out to buy a Coke.

The boy left in a hurry, and came back in a hurry, holding a bottle of the largest milliliter bottle of Coke in his arms.Before drinking, he looked at the bubbles in the Coke bottle and felt that his nose was not blocked and his head didn't hurt anymore.

But as soon as he poured the Coke into the glass, one hand suddenly covered the mouth of the glass.Huan Le looked up: "A Cen?"

Cen Shen said: "I suddenly remembered that I can't drink Coke after taking medicine."

Huan Le was stunned for a moment, as if struck by lightning: "When can I drink?"

Cen Shen: "Wait until you recover from illness."

Huan Le: "When will you recover?"

Cen Shen: "A week."

one week!Is it that scary!

Huan Le had never felt that illness was so terrible, that he couldn't even satisfy such a small appetite.A few days ago, Agui also said that the level of modern medical treatment is very high, and it can cure many diseases that killed people in the Tang Dynasty, but it seems that it is not always the case.

Coke, oh Coke, what should I do with you?

The more Huan Le thought about it, the more worried he became, so he simply asked Cen Shen: "Will you die if you drink Coke after taking medicine?"

Cen Shen: "No."

Huan Le: "Will it be poisoned?"

Cen Shen: "No."

"Then why can't you drink it?" Huan Le tilted his head and asked for an answer.

Cen Shen froze for a moment, but couldn't tell why.If he didn't say anything, Huan Le didn't believe in evil, insisted on drinking and watching, and looked at Cen Shen with sincerity, saying: "Man dies for money, dog dies for food."

Boy, since you are so conscious.

Cen Shen silently moved his hand away.

Huan Le took a sip from the cup and let out a heartfelt sigh - Coke is so delicious, the most precious thing in the world.When he returns to Datang, he must bring a box back for his parents, Pinger, elder sister, second brother, etc. to taste, so that the trip will not be in vain.

Huan Le held the cup, wanting to drink it, but Ah Gui's voice was like a spirit behind him, and he faintly remembered: "Young people, pay attention to health care, don't get osteoporosis at a young age, and regret it at my age." It's time."

Cen Shen and Huan Le turned their heads together, and saw A Gui slowly wiping his feet on a dry towel, looked at Cen Shen, and said quietly, "Little Shen Shen, don't spoil the children."

Cen Shen narrowed his eyes, exuding the aura of a national first-class soft-shelled turtle soup chef.

Agui hurriedly shut up, and looked at Huan Le again: "Young man Lele, you have to be a qualified purchasing agent, you have to bring something back, it's not good to bring a box of Coke, you will lose more."

Huan Le raised an eyebrow: "Then what did you bring?"

Agui pondered for a few seconds after hearing the words, and said seriously: "Bring a condom."

In the next second, Agui, who was wiping his feet, was thrown by Cen Shen into the pile of shadow monsters, unable to call for help.

But Huan Le had accurately received his opinion, and asked Cen Shen: "What is a condom?"

Cen Shen: "..."

Huan Le: "Is it something very expensive? The latest scientific research results?"

Cen Shen: "I don't know."

Huan Le: "Huh? Then why does Ah Gui know that what he asked me to bring back must be modern things?"

Cen Shen admitted that Huan Le was really smart, and it was not easy to fool him, so he asked with a slumped face, "Do you want to eat dog meat hot pot?"

Huan Le: QAQ

Why are you attacking me again?

Still want to eat me!

Huan Le didn't ask any more questions, but he was very wronged, and he wanted to take his anger out on Agui.So he rescued Agui from the group of shadow monsters and gave him a tall twig.

"Young man, do you think I can't climb down because of my short legs? Let me tell you, this old man has lived for thousands of years. He has climbed mountains and descended deep seas. There is no place in the sky or on earth that I haven't been to." Agui calmed down. I walked slowly on the branch, and climbed five centimeters in half a day.

In a quarter of an hour...

"Young hero, respect the old and love the young!" Agui hugged the tree trunk and shivered, he seemed a little afraid of heights.

Huan Le smiled and sat on the veranda watching it, and when he had seen enough, he jumped up the tree branch.But he didn't want to rescue Agui, but sat down beside him and asked, "What the hell is a condom?"

A Gui was suspicious for a long while, and finally was forced to have no other choice, so he told him concisely.

He looked at Huan Le who opened his mouth wide with shock and astonishment, and felt deeply that he had sinned deeply.A good young man lost a pure heart just like that.

"Hey..." He shook his head slowly.

But at this moment, Huan Le suddenly said happily: "This thing is good!"

Agui: "Huh?"

Huan Le smiled and said, "I can bring it to all the sisters in the Hongjin Academy."

Agui: "Uh... Hongjin Courtyard, is that what I mean?"

"That's what you mean." Huan Le nodded.

Hearing this, Agui was silent for a few more seconds, looked at Huan Le again, and said, "Young man, it's because I don't know Mount Tai with my eyes."

Huan Le didn't take it seriously, but then remembered that Cen Shen was listening in the room, cleared his throat immediately, and said, "Cough, there was a demon riot in the Hongjin Courtyard before, and someone died, so I went to deal with it. I'm familiar with it now. But I'm not their guest, I just go to help occasionally. You sisters are all very nice, and they are proficient in everything. Although they are prostitutes, they are not such filthy people."

Agui squinted: "Who are you explaining to?"

Huan Le raised her eyebrows: "Anyway, do you want to hear it or not?"

Agui turned his head away, expressing that he was not indifferent, but he glanced at the distant ground, and hesitated again: "Young Xia Lele, you still have a cold, and the wind is not good."

Huan Le shook his head: "After drinking Coca-Cola, I think I'm already healed, but I have a question for you, little wolf dog...does it have any special meaning in modern times?"

Huan Le thought for a long time, that Cheng Qi last night was just an ordinary human being, it was impossible to see through his real body.Then why would he call him "little wolf dog"?Unbelievable.

But Agui, as a tortoise whose legs are so short that he is forced to stay at home, doesn't know much about the trends on the Internet.One person and one tortoise fell into deep thought, and finally Agui gave him a bad idea: "You can ask Xiao Shenshen to borrow a mobile phone, and you will find out after Baidu."

Huan Le: "What is Baidu?"

Agui: "Shut up, young man, you can just borrow it."

To this day, Agui also feels a little tired.Huan Le's curiosity is too strong, and he still has enough energy to match it. If he is interested in something, he must fully understand it, and he never gives up halfway.

But Agui just wants to be a master of pretense.

Huan Le went to borrow the phone, but to his surprise, Cen Shen borrowed it very readily, without specifying when to return it.This made Huan Le feel better, and directly rescued A Gui from the tree, and one person and one turtle got together to study the mobile phone.

In the small courtyard in early summer, the long-haired boy knelt on the veranda, leaning his elbows on the ground, staring at the mobile phone in front of him intently, carefully fiddled with it with his right index finger.

Beside him was a tortoise with a tortoise shell tattoo, who had regained his self-esteem as an old monster, and bossed him around: "I told you to stroke lightly, gently stroke, but not too lightly, superficially? Are you An old lady in her seventies or eighties?"

"See those colorful icons?"

"Don't order that!"

"Click on the browser, there is the icon like a ball, that is the earth, you know, young man. The sky is round and the place is wrong, we all live on a ball, the moon is also a ball, the sun is also a ball, in the sky The stars are all balls..."

Huan Le was suspicious of Gou Sheng by what he said, how could he believe that he actually lived on a ball.But Agui didn't allow him to have time for absconding, and continued to urge him: "Hurry up, click on it, and the input box is summoned. By the way, do you prefer Jiugongge or the full keyboard... Damn, you don't know pinyin."

One person and one tortoise looked at each other, Huan Le said expressionlessly: "I know astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom.

"Okay, okay." Agui perfunctory: "You can write by hand, remember to use simplified characters."

By the time Huan Le stumbled and finished writing the words "What is a little wolf dog", it was already 10 minutes later.He solemnly pressed the search button, looked at the Baidu interpretation at a glance, and then suddenly realized.

He was about to ask again: "What is a crispy duck? Look at this one, is it similar to a little wolf dog?"

Agui had heard about this a little bit, but because he knew, he couldn't tell Huan Le, so he could only stammer and say: "I don't know either, just check it out.

Huan Le had no doubt about him, and happily imported "crispy duck", which opened the door to a new world since then.

"Wow——" Huan Le's eyes widened, more surprised than when he knew that he lived on a ball.

what is this!

What is this? !

What are these? !

Brilliant!Stimulate!incredible!

"What are you looking at?" Suddenly, a voice was as cool as water, pouring on Huan Le's blood-swelling head.His hands were shaking with fright, and he accidentally shook his phone off the veranda.

"Crack." The screen shattered.

Cen Shen: "..."

Agui: "..."

Huan Le: QAQ

The author has something to say:

Lele: Shocked!Stimulate!incredible!Tomorrow at ten o'clock in the morning, I will enter V! ! !