The anchor is bitten by a dog every day

Live No.60 Jiutian·【Two in One】Fans: Kick over this bowl of dog food!

In less than half an hour, the news of a violent explosion/explosion accident at the competition site spread throughout Blue Star, and the entire network was discussing this matter, and the hot search words on Weibo were all floating "explosion" The crimson lettering scares me to death.

The contestants and fans who participated in the competition were more worried than the old mother, and kept bombarding the organizer for an explanation.

[My family is a treasure in the gourmet world! ! !What if something goes wrong! !What are you guys doing to eat? !Don't people even know that they have installed bombs/bombs all over the field! ! ! 】

[Strong accountability! ! 】

【Whooooooooooooo can anyone tell me whether my family is dead or alive. 】

[No casualties!No casualties!Highlight it!It is said that backup arrived in time! 】

[The only consolation in this matter is... My star dispatched the police with top-notch speed. 】

【In fact, I think... this has nothing to do with backup...】

A weak translucent sentence floated through the large number of accountability barrages, but no one paid any attention to them at all.

The owner of this bullet screen was biting his fingernails in confusion. The compressed explosion-proof mat that the team thought was reimbursed was on his desk. He really didn't use it...but he really survived...

Young people feel that this is really an unsolved mystery.

It is also possible that there is a god's blessing in the dark...

Thinking of this, the young man couldn't help but clasped his hands reverently and bowed in all directions.

Of course, did the gods say otherwise, but pandas can still worship.

As a standard ten-good young man who is eager to help others and save them in times of crisis, Lu Jinchuan is very low-key when he does good deeds. Seeing that everyone is alive, he pulls the dog, orange cat, and Fang Yuezhong to escape quietly in the chaos.

The guinea pig owner, who was also at the scene of the accident, swallowed when he saw Lu Jinchuan and the others leave.

At the moment of the explosion, the guinea pig boss couldn't trust the explosion-proof mats, and he opened a mask himself. He was weak and couldn't open it much. At most, he covered a few players who were close to him.

Shu Tun was actually worried that the mask he opened was too weak to withstand the power of the bomb, but soon, he sensed a gentler and stronger force, like ripples in the sea, slowly blocking him In front of him, the direct impact of the explosion hit the protective mask, but there were no waves at all.

The guinea pig boss was stunned. He knew that Ye Fanxiu was higher than him, but at such a young age, it was impossible to open such a mask alone. Such a stable and powerful protective mask must be a strong thousand-year-old man. The demon is present...

The guinea pig boss couldn't help thinking of one person.

There are many monsters around that person inexplicably.

That person, he also provoked...

Thinking about it, the guinea pig boss almost burst into tears.If it's really that "little boy", then it's not surprising why he thought the other person was an ordinary human being at first.A thousand-year-level big monster, what's so difficult about hiding his aura in front of him?

Why did he... provoke a big monster...

The guinea pig boss, who was actually not very courageous, trembled, looked around, and left quietly.

……

After returning to the home where he hadn't been in for more than half a month, Lu Jinchuan felt relieved all over.He sat on the sofa and thought the dust all over the house was cute.

——No, compared to the place we left just now, the dust in the house is nothing.There were fire ash and ruins from the explosion all over the place. As soon as the protective mask was removed, those large pieces of fire ash fell on the hair and body, and there were white spots everywhere, looking extremely embarrassed.

Lin Dong originally wanted to follow Lu Jinchuan into the house, but was driven back to his own house by Ye Fan.

There was also Fang Yuezhong who came back with Lin Dong unconsciously, and was also driven over by Ye Fan.

——Of course, Master Fang can be said to follow the trend.

After Ye Fan sent away the two light bulbs, as soon as he returned to the room, he saw Xiao Aidou sitting on the sofa alone, with his head covered in fire dust, lowering his eyes slightly, with a tired and pitiful look on his face.Ye Fan's heart softened, and he went to the bathroom and twisted a towel, put it on the little idol's head and wiped it gently.

Lu Jinchuan moved slightly, raised his eyes to look at Ye Fan, closed them again, yawned and let Ye Fan toss his hairstyle, "I'm finally home, I'm so tired, Fanfan." Rubbing Ye Fan's hand, like a big cat.

Ye Fan's palms itched slightly, and he couldn't help but think, pandas should not be related to cats, right?

He rubbed the temple of little idol, massaged it twice, and corrected, "It's called Aye."

Lu Jinchuan was pressed comfortably, and couldn't help but turned sideways and wanted to stick to it. After thinking for a few seconds, his figure changed, and he took off his shirt, and appeared in front of Ye Fan with round hair covered in fire dust. Ye Fan was slightly stunned, Before he could react, the giant panda in front of him leaned towards Ye Fan.

Fluffy, warm, round...

Dirty.

Ye Fan blushed slightly, suppressed the urge to take the little idol to take a bath, and rubbed the hair of the little idol calmly.

After becoming a panda, I can't find the acupuncture points...

Lu Jinchuan closed his eyes, enjoying the comfort of being stroked.No wonder Ye Fan and Lin Dong always love to turn into prototypes and lie under his hands with their stomachs turned open. It’s really comfortable to be rubbed QAQ

Lu Gungun rubbed Ye Fan's hand, thinking that Ye Fan's movements were too slow and light, so he kept gently arching Ye Fan with his back.

Ye Fan scratched the rolling and fluffy back, and then scratched the warm and chubby belly, the feeling was really super good.

"I'll take you to take a bath." Ye Fan asked first, holding a huge one.

——In case the little idol is not happy, with this size difference, Ye Fan feels that he can't handle the other party.

Lu Jinchuan closed his eyes and nodded, and opened his mouth to ask for Ye Fan's service, "Then Aye can also take a bath together? Can you help me take a bath?"

Ye Fan paused, nodded, and tried to keep his voice as steady as possible, "Okay, I'll wash it for you first. Are you tired?"

Lu Jinchuan muffled a reply, and pushed his round head into Ye Fannuan's palm, "I'm so tired."

After all, it takes a lot of physical strength to open up such a large protective mask to enclose thousands of people.

"Still hungry." The giant panda hummed aggrievedly.

Ye Fan's heart softened, first he carried the coquettish Roll into the bathroom, and then coaxed, "Then I'll make you something to eat later."

"You know how to do it?" Lu Jinchuan, who was put into the bathtub filled with hot water, opened his eyes and looked at Ye Fan unexpectedly.

"……know a little."

Lu Jinchuan nodded, his black eyes curved into a crescent, "Okay. Try Aye's craftsmanship."

Ye Fan suddenly felt a little stressed, but man, he will never take back what he said.

Ye Fan pinched Rolling's two furry ears and gently massaged, and then pressed down on Rolling's head little by little.

The giant panda closed its eyes comfortably, and leaned on Ye Fan completely, with its two front paws touching the water, and its two hind paws rubbing against each other, obediently washing its paws.

Ye Fan almost laughed out loud when he saw it, and wanted to pinch the little idol's paws, they must be super cute and soft.

The giant panda seemed to have lost weight after taking a bath. Ye Fan took a hair dryer to blow on the little idol, and while blowing, he held down Lu Jinchuan's paws that were going to be dried directly with demon power, and argued without any basis, "Use a hair dryer Drying naturally is the least harmful to hair, don't be lazy, I'll dry it for you while you fall asleep."

The giant panda's two paws cover the eyes, lazy?snort.

It is a big job to blow dry the giant panda's hair, after Ye Fanzhen's tossing and drying, Lu Jinchuan fell asleep early.

The giant panda's white and black fur looks especially fluffy because it has just been blown dry. It was born round and round, but now it is a huge black and white ball when it is sleeping.

Ye Fan was so fearful that he hugged the round and fluffy body of the little idol, and rubbed his head into the fur several times.Soft and fragrant.

Ye Fan carried the little idol (Da Gun Gun) into the bedroom, although Ye Fan's figure seemed to be crushed by Da Gun Gun, but as a hundred-year-old demon, it is not a problem to hold Gun Gun in his arms , Ye Fan even thinks that the little idol can put on more meat and fluff, which will make him even cuter~(≧▽≦)/~

A generation of high-cold game technology masters are addicted to the rolling sleeping position and cannot extricate themselves.

The little idol is super cute even when he is drooling in his sleep QAQ

Ye Fan reluctantly watched Xiao Aidou drool on his paws, got up and wiped a few paper towels, then walked out of the bedroom step by step, and went to toss the rations for Aidou.

Ye Fan hopes that the little idol is a good idol who is not picky.

He spent a long time in the kitchen and made a bowl of fried rice with eggs. It was a little burnt, but it actually smelled delicious, but it was a bit salty.

Ye Fan stared at the fried rice with eggs for a while, then poured the rice back into the pot with his backhand, turned off the heat and covered the pot, so as not to be out of sight.

He pursed his lips, hesitated for a while, then walked to the little orange cat at the opposite door, and called out the two people who didn't know what they were doing to answer the door.

"You? Go to the Three Treasures Hall if you have nothing to do. Tell me, what do you want to do with Mr. Cat?" The little orange cat stood at the gate, raised its chin and said arrogantly.

Ye Fan stretched out his hand to cover Lin Dong's face and pushed it aside, then said to Fang Yuezhong who was standing beside him, "I'm looking for you. Come here."

"Hey you! Why do you just borrow my people!? No!" Lin Dong was annoyed, and hugged Fang Yuezhong's arm, not allowing Fang Yuezhong to pass.

Fang Yuezhong's neck was slightly red, and his attitude was firm, "Well, I won't go."

Ye Fan: "..."

A pair of dog and man!Don't forget who was the bosom brother at the beginning!

"Then teach me how to cook." Ye Fan endured it, and said in a low voice.

Fang Yuezhong nodded and was about to agree, when he heard Lin Dong shout in surprise, "You want to learn to cook? Stand up for yourself? It's terrible, you are going to betray Brother Lu?"

"……"calumny!It's all slander!It would be a big deal if Xiao Aidou was present!Ye Fan was so angry that he turned around and left, not wanting to talk nonsense with Lin Dong at all.

If I had known earlier, I should have stolen Fang Yuezhong quietly and directly.Gouzi thought to himself secretly.

Ye Fan returned to the kitchen, and unexpectedly saw that Lu Jinchuan had turned back into a human form, and the worst thing was that Xiao Aidou was lifting the lid of the pot to taste the egg fried rice he scrambled.

The dog who has lived for hundreds of years but does not need to cook by himself is very guilty.

After taking a sip, Lu Jinchuan took a sip of water, turned his head to look at Ye Fan, who was trying to calm down with red ears, and couldn't help laughing, "It tastes good, why don't you make rice with this?"

"Okay." Ye Fan nodded guiltily.

"Where did you go just now?" Lu Jinchuan asked while preparing the soup. He dozed off, and when he woke up, he didn't see Ye Fan. There was cold egg fried rice in the kitchen. He thought Ye Fan had gone back upstairs. .

"...I wanted to ask Fang Yuezhong how it was burned." Ye Fan replied sullenly.

"And then?" A flash of clarity flashed across Lu Jinchuan's eyes, so he didn't go back.

"Lin Dong blocked the door." Ye Fan snorted.

Lu Jinchuan laughed, knowing that this process must have been very difficult.

"If it doesn't taste good, don't eat it." Ye Fan pursed his lips while watching Lu Jinchuan rescue the bowl of rice he cooked.

"Although it's still a little far from being delicious, it's not bad." Lu Jinchuan didn't close his eyes and boasted against his conscience, and gave a very pertinent evaluation, "I haven't made you soup and rice, have I? Just use yours to make it together. You Don't look at it as a soup with rice, it would be popular in the ancestors' time."

Lu Jinchuan said while blowing, anyway, there are not many monsters left in the time of the ancestors, no one will know if the blow is broken, Lu Jinchuan made another pot of soup, sprinkled some soy sauce and pepper, chopped coriander Very crushed, pinched a handful and sprinkled on top.

A meaty bone was boiled in the soup, the bone marrow was smashed out and mixed with rice, and a piece of luncheon meat was also cut and mashed into the rice. A pot of fried rice with eggs was returned to the oven, stewed with a few drops of rice wine, and immediately fragrant.

Ye Fan stood by and watched Lu Jinchuan rescue a pot of fried rice with eggs. The aroma was enticing, and it was completely different from the pot he made half an hour ago.

The rice soaked in the soup was put into the pressure cooker and simmered for a while, and when it was served again, it was a slightly thick bowl of porridge and rice.

"Let's serve dinner." Lu Jinchuan smiled and took out a bowl and placed it in front of Ye Fan, "It's been hard work."

The two flattered each other, and the speed of eating did not slow down at all. The pot of porridge and rice was divided equally by the two, and no one thought of sharing some with Lin Dongfang and Yuezhong next door.

Lu Jinchuan remembered it after eating, but then he thought again, Fang Yuezhong was using the little orange cat as a meal ticket, and the work of feeding the cat had been successfully transferred.

After eating and drinking, he lay down again, lazily took out his brain and planned to play games for a while.

As soon as the smart brain was turned on and automatically connected to the entire global area network, a video call reminder sounded, followed by a series of information reminders.

The rest of Lu Jinchuan's drowsiness was frightened away by a series of life-threatening bells.

Ye Fan touched the tip of his nose, took out his brain, and immediately pressed mute when it was turned on.

It is also a series of fatal serial calls.

At the other end of the arena before, everyone's brain connection was artificially cut off, which is equivalent to entering a state of hibernation and shutdown, and all information reminders cannot be received. Now that Lu Jinchuan and Ye Fan have reopened their brains, all information Connected, the number is extremely impressive.

When Lu Jinchuan watched the video reminder, the crying face of his own editor was lingering in front of his eyes. The corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and he opened the video call request.

Editor Fat Fang: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! You finally got back to me!!! Scared me to death!!!"

"You don't read all the hot and spicy messages I sent, you have changed a lot, you have changed, and you are as cold as the big god next door." The editor cried.

The aloof god next door is also dealing with the postponement news with a headache.

Zheng Fang, the editor who came over to deal with him miserably, cried in the same voice as the little editor next door, "Fan Shen scared me to death!!! You didn't get hurt when you followed the monster, right? The forum is all blown up." I can’t even post an official reply to appease the fans! Fanshen, as long as you’re fine! I’ll arrange a few advertising spots for you later! Accidents are caught off guard, and earning one vote while alive is one vote, Fanshen ..."

Ye Fan hung up the video expressionlessly.

In the office, the crying of Editor Zhengfang, who was competing with Fat Fang next door who could speak better, stopped abruptly.

Zhengfang: ...Mom, I can still babble for another 2 minutes!

Fat Fang stopped talking, and he seemed a little silly when no one was accompanying him.

"Wuuu, you big bastard, hurry up and post a message about your safety on Weibo, the fans are almost knocking down the front door of the platform company!" The editor Fat Fang pitifully looked at the easy-talking Lu Jinchuan, while the senior beside him came to poke him His arm, he understood it, and continued to sell miserably, "Yao Lao, please help persuade Fanshen, let's post a Weibo together QAQ His editor is crying like a dog next to me..."

The little editor was hit by the senior.

Lu Jinchuan nodded, "Okay, I understand."

"Yellow Daddy is the best, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow, oh, oh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)" Fat Fang's video seemed to be stuck suddenly, and the whole image was distorted into a snowflake , the sound is lengthened and tuned by the wireless.

Lu Jinchuan patted Zhinao suspiciously, "Hello? Are you still there? Can you hear me?" He looked at Zhinao whose screen had gone completely black, and was a little stunned. After two seconds, Zhinao recovered and showed the blue sky and white clouds again. Interface, "Hey... what's going on?"

Ye Fan came over and grinned, "Probably because the signal was not good just now, the card got disconnected."

Lu Jinchuan turned his head to look at Ye Fan, nodded after a few seconds, "Probably." Anyway, he was being lazy now, and he didn't want to answer Fat Fang's question, cough.

Fat Fang, who was stupid in the office and didn't realize it, was still sitting on the chair blankly, checked the connection line of the brain several times, then turned to ask senior, "Senior? What happened just now? The signal is broken?"

The weather-beaten Zhengfang editor slowly exhaled a smoke ring, "That big fart/eye of Fanshen... Mommy!"

Fat Fang: "..." Woooooo my monster is really about to be brought down!

Ye Fan sat next to Lu Jinchuan and said, "Did your editor ask you to post Weibo with me?"

"Huh? It seems so..." Lu Jinchuan rubbed his chin. In fact, he thought that the two developed it separately, but thinking about what the editor said, he seemed to have misunderstood it.

"It must be for the two of us to post together, so as not to process too many messages and increase their workload." Ye Fan said seriously.

He turned on Zhinao to call up the APP interface and started editing Weibo.

@流花向画v: Both @香怪 and I arrived home safely and were not injured. Please don’t worry, thank you. PS, share our lunch with you. [share pictures]

Ye Fan gave the edited Weibo to Xiao Aidou for review first, "How about posting it like this?"

Lu Jinchuan scanned it all over, nodded, and said quite well, "Okay. I'll forward yours after you post it?"

Ye Fan rolled his eyes, "Sure." It couldn't be better.

It's almost like a daily show of affection.

Ye Fan posted Weibo, and only a few minutes later, he received an excited video request from his editor. Gouzi, who had muted it, ignored it expressionlessly, pressed his brain under his ass, and turned to rub Going to the side of Xiaoidou, curious about what fans are commenting on Xiaoidou, "Your Weibo seems to be blown up."

Lu Jinchuan looked at the reminder of the number jumping up in the upper right corner, nodded, and said carefully, "The fans are more...excited to see that we...are safe and sound."

He didn't feel embarrassed to continue reading fans' comments in front of Ye Fan, so he turned off his brain and said, "It's okay, I'll calm down after getting excited for a while."

Lu Jinchuan's ears turned red while talking.

Ye Fan narrowed his eyes and smiled, and echoed, "Yeah, it's rare and strange, so you won't be so easily excited if you get used to it."

Lu Jinchuan: "..."

[Ahhhhhhhh wait a minute! ! !Although I know that the safety of the two of you is the key point! !But I still can't help thinking crooked! !What do the two microblogs Fanshen and Yaolao mean? ! !Have you come out publicly? ! ! 】

[Holy shit, how many times has Fanshen sprinkled dog food himself? !If you don't believe me, I will be sorry for Fanshen's good intentions! 】

[Woooooooo never thought that Fanshen would be so talkative when in love!Take a look at his previous blogging frequency!Look at the latest update frequency!It's too much! ! 】

【Beautiful daughter-in-law maniac √】

[When did Fanshen Weibo become so routine? ? ?Wow, a man with a wife is really different! ! ! 】

@妖少: Well, we are all home safely, thank you for your concern^_^PS, the egg fried rice made by Fanshen is also delicious.