The anchor is bitten by a dog every day

Live broadcast of No.30 for four days. [One update] Lin Dong: I also want to be an assist cat today (heart: Knock inside!)

Lu Jinchuan blinked, a carp spirit who is hundreds of years older, is actually afraid of a little orange cat that is less than three hundred years old?

Ye Fan put on a dog face, nodded seriously, "Yes."

Lu Jinchuan: "..."

"After all, races are against each other." Ye Fan added.

Hearing this, Lu Jinchuan suddenly said "Oh" and nodded. It makes sense to think so, the fundamental fear from the food chain is really hard to overcome.

Bei Kun: QAQ

Lin Dong's nap was interrupted by Bei Kun, and he couldn't sleep even if he wanted to go back to his cage. Finally, he got up angrily, looked at the time, and found that it was still early before going to Brother Lu's house next door, so he turned on his phone depressedly. In the live broadcast room, she did a sudden makeup look.

In a bad mood, put on makeup to calm down.

"Today I'm going to teach you how to do a decadent makeup quickly."

Fans who received notifications in the live broadcast room came in in twos and threes, and when they heard what Lin Dong said, they all sent bullets,

"I think Da Da's appearance today is decadent and typical, and there is no need to wear makeup anymore."

"Decadent beauty~ I like it!"

"I still want to see daily makeup."

"Yeah, this makeup is very impractical."

Is Lin Dong the kind of anchor who pays attention to barrage?Must not be.

Although most of the voices on the barrage expressed sporadic interest in this makeup look, Lin Dong still started his decadent makeup tutorial in his own way.

He put on makeup very fast, and with the condensed tutorial that was originally a quick masturbation, today's extra live broadcast was over in half an hour. He raised his eyes and went to Lu Jinchuan's next door to have dinner with his makeup on.

When Lu Jinchuan came to open the door, he almost didn't recognize Lin Dong. He looked at Lin Dong in surprise and asked, "What's wrong?"

"New decadent makeup." Lin Dong gritted his teeth, and appeared in front of Lu Jinchuan wearing makeup for the first time, a little proudly wanting to get Brother Lu's compliment, "How is it?"

"..." Lu Jinchuan said that children's aesthetics nowadays are really crooked.

Lu Jinchuan pinched the little orange cat's face, and pressed the furry boy to the bathroom to wash off all the make-up on his face, looking very sad.

"Brother Lu doesn't know how to appreciate it." Lin shook his head, and after washing off the dull makeup on his face, he had a white, clean, and refreshing little boy.He shook the water on his short hair, looked at Lu Jinchuan who was busy in the kitchen, and said to the dog next to him.

Ye Fan stared at Lin Dong with double triangular eyes, and then recalled the decadent version he saw just now, thinking that he also couldn't understand the aesthetics of children nowadays.

To use his words, that is crooked melon split date.

Lin Dong saw the information revealed in Gouzi's hanging triangular eyes, he grinned, and just about to burst into fury, he thought Gouzi in front of him was his favorite god.

Turn off the fire and stop.

Okay, today I also want to be a Buddhist cat.

Ye Fan curled his lips, feeling very satisfied to be able to control this little chubby orange, especially knowing that he still has an "idol halo".

Lu Jinchuan came out after working in the kitchen. He had an extra bottle of wine in his hand, which was newly bought. Facing the puzzled eyes of a cat and a dog, he lowered his head and smiled embarrassedly, and said, "I'm going to take the exam the day after tomorrow. Today I'm going to start the exam." A bottle of wine, wish me luck one day in advance!"

Lin Dong nodded clearly, and said, "I'll get the cup!"

"Didn't Bei Kun say that he could take the practical test directly? Are you still so nervous?" Ye Fan raised his brows and said in a low voice, "Your level is enough for those examiners to not say anything difficult."

Lu Jinchuan bent his eyes, touched the puppy's head, followed Ye Fan and lowered his voice subconsciously, and said, "Exams, I can't help but be nervous. And will my editor be scolded by the leader? It's all tied to me." He said with a smile, his tone was relaxed, and he was not at all superstitious and nervous about drinking for good luck.

Ye Fan subconsciously rubbed his head against Lu Jinchuan's palm, narrowing his eyes, and asked, "Actually, do you want to drink?"

Lu Jinchuan smiled lowly, and didn't blush when the puppy saw it. He flicked the puppy's forehead, "Well, it's part of the reason."

Ye Fan raised his claws to cover his forehead, turned around and faced Lu Jinchuan.

Little idol moves his hands and feet at every turn!

Lin Dong took two glasses and came out of the kitchen. He always felt that he heard Brother Lu talking, but felt that it was not real, so he couldn't help asking curiously, "Did Brother Lu talk to me just now?"

"Yeah, I was wondering if you could find the glass. Have you washed it? I bought it and put it away for a long time, and it's all dusty." Lu Jinchuan knew to stroke the cat's fur. The puppies were chatting, and Lin Dong might be about to lose his temper.

Lin Dong paused, looked awkwardly at the two glasses in his hand, put them in front of his eyes carefully, and said, "I don't think it's really dirty..."

Lu Jinchuan looked at him quietly, seeing that Lin Dong obediently turned around on the spot, went back to the kitchen and washed it before coming back again.

"Clean up." Lin Dong said while holding up the dripping glass.

Lu Jinchuan took over the dripping glass with a headache, brat, brat, he pointed to a table of dishes, opened the wine, and said, "Let's start."

Lin Dong rubbed his hands, lifted the lid of the soup pot, smelled it deeply, his eyes lit up, and filled a bowl for Lu Jinchuan first, and then for himself, "It really is fish soup!"

Ye Fan stared wide-eyed at Lin Dong who had no intention of serving soup for him at all, and what about the promised little fans, who didn't have the slightest sense of pleasing idols? ? ?

Ye Fan: Could you please learn from me?

Lu Jinchuan looked at the chubby puppy with a funny face, shaking his head back and forth following Lin Dong's action of filling the soup, and finally watched Lin Dong in disbelief as he drank the soup by himself, with a pair of brown triangular eyes Stare wide.

He brought out a bowl of fish soup, pushed it in front of Ye Fan, and rubbed the puppy's head as a comfort.

Lu Jinchuan couldn't help laughing when he thought that the two glasses Lin Dong took out also didn't count Ye Fan's share.

Lin Dong pulled his head out of the soup bowl, and looked at Lu Jinchuan curiously, "What are you laughing at, Brother Lu? Hey, the fish soup that Brother Lu made today is very delicious! The tofu is delicious!"

"I'm laughing that you've turned into a tabby cat." Lu Jinchuan pulled a tissue to Lin Dong, smiled and shook his head, the rift between the cat and the dog, he had better not expose it.

He said, "If you like to drink, drink more, there is a lot in the pot, just don't drink too much."

Lin Dong was excited for a moment, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to touch his head, thinking that he had drunk comfortably and exposed his hairy ears.

"Ahem, I don't know how to drink enough, I know it!" Lin Dong coughed twice, then buried his face in the soup bowl guiltily, and quietly sipped.

After a while, Lin Dong noticed the sound of licking water coming from his ear. He suddenly turned his head to look, and saw that the Great God was also concentrating on drinking soup. He looked at Lu Jinchuan speechlessly, twitched the corners of his mouth, and asked He said, "Brother Lu, dogs also drink fish soup..." Don't you...don't you think it's weird?

"Yeah." Lu Jinchuan nodded, and asked Ye Fan by the way, "Would you like some drinks later?"

"Woof!" Ye Fan called out, wagging his tail.

Lu Jinchuan poured Ye Fan a small glass of beer and put it beside the soup basin.

Lin Dong: "..."

Brother Lu's reflex arc is really long, who the hell can drink soup and drink beer at the same time!

He glanced at Ye Fan cryptically, trying to convey a message: He promised to hide his identity!It's so special, it doesn't look like an ordinary dog!

Ye Fan noticed Lin Dong's eyes, but ignored him lazily.

Xiao Pangju was immersed in his own world and couldn't extricate himself. He also thought that Lu Jinchuan was a human being, so he didn't order clothes.

"A glass of wine, I wish Brother Lu a smooth exam the day after tomorrow!" Seeing that the dog didn't realize his intentions, Lin Dong sighed helplessly. Sure enough, it is still difficult for species of different races to communicate, and the brain waves cannot be connected. He raised the glass, poured himself a small glass of beer, raised it proudly and said loudly.

Lu Jinchuan chuckled softly, raised the glass and touched the edge of the glass with the little orange cat, and said with a smile, "Thank you."

Ye Fan raised his paw and patted Lu Jinchuan's other hand, then pushed his own glass of beer as a gesture, Lu Jinchuan bent his eyes, touched Ye Fan's short-stemmed glass lightly, and said in a low voice, "Thank you too .”

Ye Fan shook his tail in satisfaction, bowed his head and licked twice.

Xiaopangju drank it down in one gulp, and let out a heavy breath, sticking out his tongue and narrowing his eyes as if he had drunk some incredible liquor.

Lin Dong: So spicy, so spicy, my sensitive and delicate tongue hurts!

Lu Jinchuan raised his head and drank it in one gulp. After sleeping for hundreds of years and waking up, he hasn't drunk the wine of this era yet.He originally wanted to buy spirits, but after seeing Lin Dong, he felt that the little orange cat was too young to drink white with him. And the next best thing is to buy a lighter beer.

After drinking a glass of beer, Lu Jinchuan glanced at the little orange cat with a strange expression.

What kind of beer is it? It's like yellow mineral water with a little sparkle. It doesn't have any malt aroma.Lu Jinchuan frowned in distaste, and he didn't touch the remaining half of the bottle that was opened.

Lin Dong, on the other hand, seemed to be addicted after drinking a cup. He felt that the pain caused by the bubbles stimulating his tongue was very good. If you take out the wine bottle, you will be intimidated by him with teeth and claws, and you won't let go no matter how tightly you hold the wine bottle.

Lu Jinchuan was a little dumbfounded at Lin Dong's reaction, he turned his head to look at Ye Fan in a daze, and asked in disbelief, "Are you drunk?"

Ye Fan narrowed his eyes and looked at the little orange cat, as if he was sizing up and judging.

Although Lin Dong was a little dizzy, he was still keenly aware of Ye Fan's gaze. He stared at Ye Fan dissatisfiedly, bared his teeth, and shouted, "You dog! What are you looking at! Have you never seen you, Mr. Cat?" !"

Ye Fan: "..."

He turned his head back blankly, and nodded slightly to Lu Jinchuan, "Yes, drunk."

Lu Jinchuan lowered his head and shrugged his shoulders and smiled, Ye Fan hung his eyes and looked at Xiao Aidou displeased, not understanding what was so funny.

Lu Jinchuan pursed his lips, pursed away the suppressed smile, tried his best to maintain a serious face, and said with emotion, "I didn't expect to be drunk at this point, I don't smell like alcohol."

"Cats are not intolerable to alcohol, they can pour anything down." Ye Fan said, he jumped onto the table, walked up to Lin Dong on his short legs, and stretched out his paws unexpectedly, slapping away the thing that Lin was holding in his hand. Empty the wine bottle, then turn around and slip away.

Lin Dong was sitting on the chair, holding the wine bottle with both hands just a second ago, and he didn't react in a daze. When he reacted, he jumped up violently from the chair.

Lu Jinchuan looked at Ye Fan dumbfounded, as if his mind had returned with the shrinking of his body, he deliberately provoked the other party because of Xiaopangju's drunken nonsense. Lin Dong, who was rushing towards him, put his palm lightly on the little orange cat's head, and said softly, "Be good, don't make trouble."

"Brother Lu, that dog is bullying people." Lin Dong pouted aggrievedly.

Ye Fan snorted softly, "Who are you?"

"Goofy!" Lin frowned.

Lu Jinchuan glanced at Ye Fan amusedly, "Are you drunk too? What are you doing with the child?" He said, pressing Lin Dong's forehead helplessly, and said, "The dog is bullying you. Help you bully back. Be good, go home and sleep now."

"No." Lin Dong shook his head, "Brother Lu, I'm drunk, how can you let me go home and sleep alone?"

Lu Jinchuan: "..." This logic is so clear that it doesn't look like a drunk cat.

Ye Fan sharply raised his head and stared at Xiaopangju.

Lin Dong said again, "I'll sleep at Brother Lu's house today."

Ye Fan quickly looked at Lu Jinchuan, and changed his tone, "No, he's not drunk."

Lu Jinchuan rubbed Lin Dong's head, "I don't have any extra beds here."

"Lay on the floor like last time, I'll sleep in the dog's den." Lin Dong said.

Lu Jinchuan looked at the little orange cat with extremely clear thoughts in surprise, squeezed the little orange cat's face, and asked, "Are you really drunk?"

Lin Dong nodded solemnly, and stretched out his hands to Lu Jinchuan for a hug.

Ye Fan's face turned black, and when Lu Jinchuan had no choice but to give up and was about to take it over, Xiao Tiejia jumped with all his short legs and jumped into Lin Dong's open arms.

Lu Jinchuan: Wow!

Lin Dong:? ? ?

Ye Fan: ...What the hell did I do.

Ye Fan sat firmly in Lin Dong's arms with an expression of lovelessness, motionless.

Lin Dong also had a dull face, and his head, which was muddled by a small amount of alcohol, couldn't turn around for a while.

There is an extra furry in his hand, it will shed hair, dog.

After he reacted, his white and tender baby face immediately showed an expression of disgust. His dislike for the dog overwhelmed his worship of the great god, and he threw the puppy in his arms out.

Lu Jinchuan stared wide-eyed, watching the little milk dog being thrown out in a parabola unsuspectingly, and trotted over to catch it.

Ye Fanyuan landed softly, and was held firmly in Lu Jinchuan's arms, his hair was all blown up, Xiaopangju dared to throw him away!Lawless!

Lu Jinchuan squeezed the puppy's blown hair, coughed twice, and comforted him in a low voice, "Lin Dong is drunk, we don't care about the kids, we won't be angry if we kiss him."

Ye Fan was slapped on the head by the little idol several times, and the puppy was so ashamed and blushing that he was so angry that he refused to speak.

"Brother Lu, I'm going to sleep here tonight." Lin Dong didn't realize that he threw the dog out. He walked to Ye Fan's private balcony and took a fancy to the soft cushion Ye Fan usually lay on. Pointing to that place, he said, "Good night!" Then he swiped the floor, and consciously pulled the sliding door of the balcony shut.

Ye Fan:! ! !

"He sleeps in my bed!?" Ye Fan's eyes widened in disbelief, Xiao Pangju not only dared to throw him away, but also dared to take his territory!How unreasonable!

Ye Fan kicked his short legs and struggled to get off Lu Jinchuan's body, he wanted to drive Lin Dong out of his territory!

Lu Jinchuan saw that if he didn't stop it, there would be a cat-dog fight, he quickly hugged the puppy tightly, and tried to comfort him, "Hey, I'll buy you a new mat tomorrow!"

"Buy a bigger and softer fur mat than you have now!"

"The kind with a bunch of fleshy bones printed on it!"

Lu Jinchuan said quickly, supplementing the conditions little by little, and he was relieved to see the puppy in his arms slowly becoming docile.

"Then where should I sleep tonight?" Seeing that there was no hope of chasing the cat, Ye Fan settled down and began to think about how to please himself. He shrugged and pulled his ears down, looking extremely aggrieved.

Lu Jinchuan scratched the puppy's chin and looked at the balcony. All the cushions were piled up on the balcony. Even if one was taken out, Ye Fan would definitely not want to sleep on it due to Ye Fan's obsession with cleanliness. He thought for a while and said, "And I'll sleep." Anyway, it's not like they didn't share the same bed when they were in Huashi.

Ye Fan whimpered softly, feeling a little joy in his heart, and rubbed the tip of his wet nose against Lu Jinchuan's neck and shoulders, like a little puppy acting coquettishly.

Lu Jinchuan was tickled by the teasing, shook his head to avoid it, and laughed softly, "Don't make trouble."

Ye Fan was put on the bed in the bedroom by Lu Jinchuan. He stepped on a big bed, lowered his head and smelled the smell on the bed, as if claiming the territory.

Lu Jinchuan saw that the puppy seemed to be playing with milk, so he let him go.

Seeing little idol leaving the room, Ye Fan stared at the entire black quilt, hesitated for a while with a stern face, and then began to roll wildly on the bed.

Just rub it here, rub it there, rub it more, you have to have your own taste everywhere!

——After returning to the prototype for a period of time, the persistent instinct for the territory seems to have deepened.

Ye Fan rubbed until his hair was all messed up before he stopped, shook his body, and then curled up beside Lu Jinchuan's pillow and lay down contentedly.

Lu Jinchuan was busy for a while, and after washing up, he went back to the bedroom, and saw the puppy nestled obediently next to his pillow, his heart suddenly softened, and he went to bed lightly, careful not to wake the puppy up .

Ye Fan woke up the first time Lu Jinchuan went to bed, he raised his eyes to look at Lu Jinchuan, his ears were shaking.

"Woke you up?" Lu Jinchuan smiled apologetically, and reached out to hug the little milk dog.

"I didn't sleep." Ye Fan said, hooking his paws around the wrist of the little idol, letting the little idol move himself around like a toy.

It turned out to be moved to the body.Ye Fan wagged his tail, happily stepped on little idol, and sat down.

The little milk dog is all black, glossy and slippery. Lu Jinchuan runs along the puppy's fur, and the cool and soft touch passes between his fingers. If you follow along, you will be addicted. If you have nothing to do, don't masturbate the little milk Mao Mao, the dog, always feels that something is wrong.

"If it gets bigger, it must be very comfortable to hold." Lu Jinchuan thought unconsciously, and murmured in a low voice.He remembered that Alaska had grown up, such a big one, it must feel good to pounce on its back, hugged by the bear, and bury its face on the back of the big dog.

You can also bury your belly.

Lu Jinchuan thought a little too much, his fair and delicate face couldn't help but a little blush, wanting to pounce on a big dog...

Ye Fan's ears trembled again, bigger?

Does little idol want to see what he looks like when he grows up?

A proud smile flashed in Ye Fan's eyes, he looked so majestic when he got bigger!

No matter where!where!Son!All majestic and mighty! ——Please understand the key points for yourself.

Lin Dong didn't expect that when he was drunk, he not only threw his idol out and occupied other people's nest, but also caused his idol to share a room with his favorite two-legged beast!

Lin Dong woke up in the idol's nest in the morning, scratching his heart and lungs uncomfortable for a long time, and then went out after he changed back to his original form and licked himself clean. Then he was horrified to find that Lu, who always got up early and wanted to run in the morning, Brother, you are still sleeping late today!

The door of the bedroom was open, and Lin Dong glanced inside, and saw a dog with a black body and white paws resting next to Brother Lu's head.

Lin Dong touched his chest, piercing his heart.

Push Gouzi to Brother Lu's boudoir QAQ