The anchor is bitten by a dog every day

On the second day of the live broadcast, the Millennium Giant Panda will be the anchor

Lu Jinchuan lived a good life in the first 2000 years. He is a fairy that is favored by the heavens. Get Reiki.

From Yao and Shun to the pre-Qin period, he nested in the forest and never was born.

Later, the forest mang where he lived was cut down into a bald man, so he had no choice but to come out of it, change his body, and changed into a naive fat baby, seeking life in the human world.

Lu Jinchuan is a fairy, born to gather aura, and aura is a rare good thing for ordinary people, so people living around Lu Jinchuan, even if they were seriously ill the day before and went to the Palace of Hades to report, they will gradually come back to life .

Gradually, Lu Jinchuan, a fat baby with a "blessing", became famous. He was invited to the palace by the emperor who was pursuing longevity at that time.

At that time, Lu Jinchuan was not very familiar with human beings, and his appearance of a fat baby hadn't changed for four or five years. After being noticed that his identity was abnormal, he ran away with the good things that the emperor gave him overnight.

It is reasonable to say that a monster, what external things do you want?

But Lu Jinchuan didn't agree, he still prefers to be a human being in the mortal world and have fun for a while, compared to endless practice day and night.Therefore, the blessings given by the emperor are even more important. These are good things that can satisfy the appetite of the appetite.

While learning how to be a human being, Lu Jinchuan lived a low-key life as a big monster.

He lives peacefully and peacefully, neither doing things to disrupt the arrangement of heaven, nor diligently cultivating and accumulating cultivation bases to overcome the catastrophe. He lives happily in his small life. Seeing that from the king of the world to the later "all beings are equal", Lu Jinchuan thinks people are really interesting.

It's a pity that the good times don't last long. When Lu Jinchuan intends to stay so honest until the next millennium, his cultivation base is not waiting for others. As a natural fairy, no matter how ridiculous Lu Jinchuan is and doesn't like cultivation, his cultivation base is still slowly increasing. Rising, finally the first catastrophe in Lu Jinchuan's demon life came.

The first lightning strike made Lu Jinchuan tremble with fright and turned into a big hairball;

In the second lightning strike, Lu Jinchuan bit his fleshy paw with tears in his eyes, watching the snow-white fur on his body scorched by the lightning and turned gray;

The third lightning struck, Lu Jinchuan cried and hid in the foot of the mountain, the thunder also followed Lu Jinchuan to the foot of the mountain, splitting the mountain, leaving a big hole.

The three thunders were said to be a catastrophe. After the thunders dissipated, Lu Jinchuan shook his body, and half of the hair on his body would not fall off the ground. It made him feel very wronged. Rubbing himself to run up, provoked a catastrophe, and chopped off half of his hair.

The chubby, big hairy ball walked heavily to find a deep cave at the foot of the mountain, lay down to rest—it was closed.

He has to wait until the hair on his body grows back before going out.

Lu Jinchuan didn't have an alarm clock, and unconsciously fell asleep like an old antique. When he woke up again, it was because he was directly pulled up on the head by a huge iron-like giant on the mountain where he was staying. wake up.

A living giant panda that has not been seen for 300 years has been living in this small hill!

This discovery instantly shocked the whole world. When Lu Jinchuan was still in a state of sleep, he was packed by humans and sent to a man-made forest area. The man-made forest area was surrounded by transparent nano-glass walls. After a series of inspections, he determined his life and health status. After everything is normal, it will be displayed for the crowd.

Lu Jinchuan realized that he was being treated as a monkey, and decided to escape after a few days of indignation.

As a monster with no special abilities, Lu Jinchuan knows the importance of saving his life and escaping at critical moments. After living for thousands of years, he may not be very proficient in other skills, but there are baskets of escape tricks one after another—of course like the sky. Lu Jinchuan didn't bother to think about escaping such a thing as robbery, so there was no room for negotiation. In short, Lu Jinchuan escaped easily.

Thus, the news that a giant panda that appeared for the first time in 300 years and disappeared again after seven days shocked the whole world again. The top detention center that housed Lu Jinchuan for seven days was also held accountable and almost closed down.

Lu Jinchuan didn't pay attention to these at all.

He was amazed by the new world before him.

Lu Jinchuan has lived for more than 2000 years, and has seen how human beings have gone from farming with rakes to the era when machines outlawed manual work.

He thought he had witnessed the most intelligent era of human beings, but now, when he saw castles in the air, which were firmly built in midair in a way that completely defies gravity, Lu Jinchuan had to sigh again, human wisdom is really endless of.

If the ground space is not enough, then develop infinitely upwards.

After a little twists and turns, Lu Jinchuan got an unemployment benefit and a small house of [-] square meters that was temporarily open for rent.

——Since Lu Jinchuan’s ID card is still from 300 years ago, Lu Jinchuan had to use a little trick to coax the staff to pass his ID card, and at the same time fabricated an unemployment history, and got a little unemployment compensation .

The temporary housing provided by the government is only a one-month rent-free period. After one month, Lu Jinchuan will have to pay the rent. The monthly rent of [-] makes Lu Jinchuan, who only has [-] unemployment benefits a month, feel crisis.

So that night, Lu Jinchuan fumbled back to the mountain where he had slept for hundreds of years, trying to find his belongings.

——What to do when you wake up and the Qiankun bag is gone!

——It’s a long life!The treasure of the thousand-year-old monster was patronized by thieves!

Lu Jinchuan: Oh, oh, oh, I just fell asleep and forgot to set the alarm QAQ

It is said that the residents living near Tianlai Cave heard very wronged, mournful, and unrestrained sobbing that night, which shocked the domestic dogs and wild dogs within a radius of ten miles to bark non-stop.

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Later, when Lu Jinchuan was able to find a new job as a live broadcast, he had to mention the neighbor next door.

The neighbor next door is a child who has just grown up, and he does live broadcasting of beauty makeup and imitation makeup. When Lu Jinchuan first moved in, he thought that the next door was a single girl, so he didn't have the nerve to come and say hello.

Once when Lu Jinchuan was cooking at home, the windows were open for ventilation, and the aroma penetrated into the room next door, which made the child next door run out of the room. Ring Lu Jinchuan's door.

Using the excuse of giving gifts to meet new neighbors, Lin Dong got a meal at Lu Jinchuan's house with a shy face, and said it was delicious in the world.

After this time, Lin Dong would come to the door every now and then with fresh vegetables. Nowadays, the price of fresh ingredients is not cheap, so Lu Jinchuan occasionally gets so greedy that he is willing to go out to buy some ingredients, so that he can make a living by himself. Now Lin Dong is carrying When food for two people came up for dinner, Lu Jinchuan was very welcoming.

——Who would have thought that after 300 years, most of the recipes handed down by the ancestors have been lost?

"Brother Lu's craftsmanship is so good, it's a pity not to open a restaurant." Lin Dong said.

"I don't have any money." Lu Jinchuan sighed depressingly while chewing his vegetables.

Lin Dong thought about it, too. Not to mention renting a store to open a restaurant, it would be troublesome to get a restaurant license, and it would cost too much money.

"Then what is Brother Lu's job now? I don't think Brother Lu goes out very much. Could it be that he also does live broadcasting?" Lin Dong asked.

Lu Jinchuan stopped eating, "Live broadcast?"

"Yeah, isn't Brother Lu a gourmet live broadcaster? Brother Lu's food is so good, you don't have to worry about it being popular!"

"Hmm... how much money can I make by doing live broadcast?" Lu Jinchuan asked with a heartbeat.

"It depends on the situation... um... If you sign the contract and have a guaranteed salary, you will be able to support yourself." Lin Dong said, pointing to the fresh ingredients in the kitchen, and said, "When you meet the benefactor, your father will give you a reward." If the father of the sponsor is very generous, he can go to the big hotel on Central Avenue to have a meal!"

Have a big meal.

Lu Jinchuan's eyes lit up. It turns out that the world is not full of delicious food, or the place is not right. He nodded, "Okay!"

"Okay?" Lin Dong was stunned, what's the matter?

"When you meet a benefactor, go to a big hotel on Central Avenue and have a meal." Lu Jinchuan licked his lips. It's been 300 years, but he hasn't had a good meal for a long time.

"...Well, this, Brother Lu, let's start the live broadcast first."

After Lin Dong equipped Lu Jinchuan with the equipment for the live broadcast, he introduced the live broadcast website he is staying at now. It is a large live broadcast alliance with good traffic. can get a lot of attention.

Lin Dong also taught Lu Jinchuan some tricks, so that after Lu Jinchuan started the live broadcast, there is a great possibility to catch up with this real-time updated exposure platform.

"Your gourmet live broadcast room has entered a new diner, id Yefan"