Entrepreneurship and Wealth in the Order of the Phoenix

Dumbledore, who could understand the language of the basilisk, was already shocked by the huge amount of information in the conversation, and although Little Tom was still immature, he was as smart as he had already noticed that the basilisk's position was not right.He tried to minimize his presence, hoping to sneak out from under Dumbledore's wand during this time, so that they would forget that there was such a diary...

But the sky didn't work out, and his fake penis still floated above the secret room, proclaiming his existence in such a high-profile way.He had just slipped ten meters away, the man with strange metal parts on his arm, who was just standing aside watching the show, immediately teased: "Why, this Mr. Tom, is he in a hurry to buy a fake penis?"

Little Tom: mmp.

Can you forget about that fake dick? I beg you!

"Oh, by the way, don't worry about what happened 1000 years ago, it almost got to the main purpose of our coming here." Harry patted Selina's head. "Now we have a basilisk, remember when I said the fangs of the basilisk can destroy a Horcrux? Oh, that fake penis - no, Mr. Riddle, congratulations on a good home, you can choose Being stabbed to death by the fangs of the basilisk within five seconds, instead of soaking in concentrated sulfuric acid for three months after washing with fluoroantimonysulfonic acid. You are no better than the main soul. As long as the horcrux is gone, your soul will have no protective container. If you wander outside, you will definitely die."

The diary immediately reminded me of the strange feeling I had in the past few days. It seemed that something had lost contact with me forever, like the string of a kite I was pulling all the time was broken. The sense of rupture was very light, but it really existed.It seems that this is the main soul splitting other Horcruxes after him, and then being destroyed by these people?

Dumbledore... A burst of hatred rose in Little Tom's heart. Since he came to Hogwarts, all the professors liked him very much. Only Dumbledore could see him clearly from beginning to end. Did Dumbledore destroy his hard-earned Horcrux?

Albus Badger Dumbledore:  …

Harry walked to the edge of the chamber, picked up the diary, and waved at the basilisk. [Salina, come here, there is something delicious, come and bite this Horcrux. 】

[Horcrux? 】The basilisk opened its mouth, suddenly realized something, straightened up immediately, and turned to Little Tom. [No wonder... No wonder you haven't changed at all for decades. When you came to me decades ago, you took the spell to make a Horcrux from me, and then split yourself out? 】

"No!" The diary panicked, seeing that Harry was about to stuff his own body into the basilisk's mouth, he yelled. "Stop! Stop!"

"If you stop as soon as you say, then don't I lose face." Harry gave Riddle a white look. [Come on, Selina, be good, open your mouth. 】

[Basilisk!Didn't you obey the orders of the descendants of Slytherin? 】

[But you are only one-sixth, Salazar told me to serve descendants, he didn't say one-sixth. 】The basilisk turned its head in embarrassment to this one-sixth descendant of Slytherin, um, she likes Salazar [-]%, Rodel... just give him [-] points if you can't do it, descendant, Let's give it fifty points, but it's only one-sixth. After all, Rodel is still higher.

[Aw~] The basilisk opened its mouth.

Harry abruptly removed the diary. "I'll take a picture of him first, as a reminder. I didn't expect the Dark Lord to be so good-looking. When I meet the one with no nose in the future, I will throw a hundred pictures of him on his face, and then start another wave. Sarcasm, think about it like a red chicken."

"I seem to have forgotten to introduce myself. My name is Harry Potter. You killed my parents, which gave me enough motivation to kill you. Give you another 2 minutes, if you haven't come up with a suitable reason to convince me , you are dead." Harry said in a cold tone.

In the next second, he took out the high-definition digital camera that Tony had eliminated the effects of magic, and pointed it at Riddle in the center of the secret room. "The beauty smiles?"

"Turn your face sideways to show your tall nose bridge, and reach up to brush your thick hair."

This is probably more malicious than the whole world against Lao Fu.

"Hey, by the way, I'm going to take a photo of the flame characters in the background, and then I'll announce to all the Death Eaters that Lauder's fake penis has been contracted by the Order of the Phoenix."

"Where did this kid learn such a mess?" Dumbledore could no longer maintain the calmness on his face, and his personality had collapsed more than once during the day. "Could it be a habit brought over from a previous life?"

[No, Rodel is serious. Apart from magic research, there is nothing else in his head. 】The basilisk has a puzzled face. [Strange, strange, how did the painting style change after the soul reincarnated. 】

Tony Stark quietly stood aside, lowering his sense of presence.He probably knew where Harry learned to be bad.

The diary looks at Dumbledore, the strongest mage standing on the edge of the secret room, holding a wand, a child who is suspected to be the reincarnation of his friend Slytherin and has a blood feud with him, and a rebellious basilisk waiting to chew the diary, Suddenly, I felt that my life was about to die.While enduring the mental attack from Harry, Riddle's clever brain turned wildly, and finally came to the conclusion that in this case, the only way to survive is of course to surrender to the enemy.

"I am the first horcrux. After splitting me, the main soul must have made other horcruxes. Just now the basilisk said that I am one-sixth."

"Yes, please continue your performance." Harry put away the camera, picked up the diary on the ground again, and patted the dust on the cover. "30 seconds countdown."

"You must have other horcruxes that you haven't found. The horcruxes have senses before. I can help you find those horcruxes!" Diary said eagerly.As long as you survive now, you can find a way to keep the books in the future, and you are not afraid of running out of firewood.

"Sorry, we seem to have found them all." Harry turned to Headmaster Dumbledore. "Principal, I found that collecting all the Horcruxes can really summon the Basilisk."

Tom: "..."

mmp, your Order of the Phoenix is ​​too capable.

"Five-second countdown." Harry stuffed the diary into the basilisk's mouth, Selina lay on the ground, opened her mouth cooperatively, and complained: [Rodel, hurry up, I want to go back to sleep. 】

"I... I can pretend to be the Dark Lord to abduct Death Eaters!" The diary finally figured out its role.Little Tom anxiously looked at the diary in the mouth of the basilisk. He had been left at the Malfoy's house for decades, and then thrown into the sewer by Ginny. Little Tom, who could not communicate with the outside world, actually didn't know that each Horcrux was more stupid than the other. As far as pretending to be the Dark Lord is concerned, although his appearance is not very good, his IQ is irreplaceable among Horcruxes.

The main soul is currently wandering, and Harry is afraid that he will immediately summon Death Eaters to form a living force after he returns, so he must be dismantled from the inside before that, so that no one can use him, Voldemort.

"Deal." Harry smirked. "Make an Unbreakable Vow, now."

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