"Thanos now has a purple power gem in his hand, which he got in outer space some time ago, and of course, he also got the glove. He is now off to find the reality gem, he already knows where it is, and takes it It's just a matter of time. His subordinates are not loyal. Ebony Maw got the Soul Gem. Voldemort wants to replace Thanos. He is very afraid of that gem. He will use our hands to get rid of Ebony Maw during this battle. , put the soul gem..."

Under Holmes's eloquent narration and fast speech speed, Doctor Strange felt that his head was going to be bald.

"Because we can't beat Thanos, so we have to act as a group, while taking out the Chitauri army, and doing our best to help Harry's hit enemy?"

The two Holmes brothers and sisters nodded in unison. "Yes."

"What if he really succeeds?"

"Are you worried about Harry? No, there's no need at all. He's not the naughty little boy he used to be," Sherlock said. "You might as well worry about yourself. You know, there is an infinite gem hanging around your neck. In the next battle in New York, you will give the gem to the king and let him guard it in the temple."

"But--"

Oros interrupted him. "Harry has a trick, I've guessed it, but we can't tell you what it is about."

"How did you guess it?" Strange still said this useless sentence.

Sure enough, the two brothers and sisters of the Holmes family all rolled their eyes at him in unison, and said in unison, "Isn't this obvious?"

Shi Chuanqi, a genius surgeon who always thought he had an outstanding IQ: "..."

Facts have proved that any Sherlock Holmes didn't want to explain the obvious inference to the goldfish. Strange took them to the Xavier School for Geniuses, and got dozens of confused faces from everyone, and went to the Avengers Building to talk trip.After Sherlock gathered mutants, superheroes, and a group of wizards, and reluctantly told the cause and effect, everyone finally believed it.

So, with the two Sherlock Holmes as the chief conductors, a Hollywood drama is about to be staged.

……

On a dark and stormy night, Voldemort returned to Earth. Ebony Maw was still training the Chitauri army in space, and his mission was to find out the situation.It’s been a long time since I’ve connected to the Earth’s internet. Voldemort found a hotel to rest after disguised himself, turned on his computer, connected to the wifi, and found that there was an additional /wizarding area.

After clicking in, he saw several national flags. He clicked on the British section and browsed it curiously.

【Stubborn and old-fashioned: the last French wizarding village without Internet access】

【Is our child okay? : Hogwarts' new education plan makes students stay up late to study]

[Wrong concept: Pure-blood families talk about bloodlines in detail]

Voldemort frowned. It seemed that important news had been blocked by the Ministry of Magic. Governments in the world, whether they belonged to Muggles or wizards, seemed to be the same.He scanned the entertainment tabloids next to him, and suddenly had a bold idea: "Why don't you dig out what happened recently in those gossip news?"

Then he saw—

【Shock!The savior appears to be engaged to a pop star! 】

The picture below also posted a photo of the two of them walking together. The photo of them looking at each other on the Slytherin long table before, I don’t know how to capture it, let alone it is a bit affectionate.In the two recent separate photos, the ring fingers of the two people are enlarged.In the end, he also posted evidence that Tom lived in Potter Manor.

Author: Rita Skeeter.Release time: one second ago.

Voldemort: "..."

Fuck you, isn't that fucking pop star a labor when he was young? ! !Although it is a bit different, I still recognize myself! ! !

Just as Voldemort drew out his wand and was about to go to the computer to shatter, the things on the screen suddenly disappeared without anyone noticing.The screen of the computer went black immediately, and a dialog box popped up with a line of white words written on it.

See you on the last platform of South Kent Railway Station in an hour. hp

What Voldemort didn't know was that the savior over there turned off the computer, and immediately ran to Rita's house in a huff and beat her into a paralyzed man, then let out a long breath and said to himself: "Fortunately Delete Rita's remarks in time, otherwise everyone will misunderstand, and what should I do if I can't find Miss Sister in the end."

Could it be that you can find Miss Sister now?

Naive, don't even look at the classification of this article.

……

South Kent Station is an abandoned station in London. It was closed intermittently before Voldemort was born, and it has been completely idle since then.No one dares to enter here except some rough-headed adventurers.

ghost?

No, you will be fined.

Voldemort walked in the gray corridor, looking at the dusty ground with disgust.In order to look imposing, the middle school old man who was over half a century old specially wore a black robe with a tail that reached the ground to meet his enemies, and also wore a delicate silver mask.

The picture he imagined should be like this: In the gloomy and dark tunnel, accompanied by a glare of glare, he appeared in front of the ignorant Potter like a god of death descending into the world, and the robe fluttering behind him was like a waving banner , the elegant mask reflects the cold fluorescent light, scaring the hot Potter to howl!In terms of pretentiousness, Voldemort has never lost to anyone!

However, the current situation is that even though he tried his best to use the fluorescent flashes, he still couldn't see the way due to his impaired vision in this dark place with a mask on.There are mountains of construction waste everywhere, protruding steel bars, abandoned railroad tracks, rotten sleepers... It's super easy to hang on to the robe.

Form two is not easy, and it is even more difficult for seniors in form two!

It's not that he doesn't want to fly directly, the problem is that his flying magic has violent black magic fluctuations, which is stronger than Avada, so it's strange if he can't be detected by the black magic detector installed in the Muggle world.When the time comes to attract Aurors, he will have to make a big noise, and it will be miserable if Ebonmaw finds out.This is also to blame for Potter, who actually announced the existence of the magic world after the Ministry of Magic war, and merged the Auror and mutant police stations, and built a tower in each city to detect the strong black magic.

Oh, of course, a certain black wizard who couldn't be whiter was being merciful to himself.

Voldemort held up his expensive robe like a skirt, cursed Potter a hundred times in his heart, and when he was walking along the track to the last platform, he finally saw the Potter.He was sitting on top of a pile of peeling iron boxes, wearing a neat tracksuit, a baseball cap, and holding a bottle of ice cream in his hand.

Voldemort: ? ? ?

Don't you have to be full of force when you meet your enemy? !I, Voldemort, wore a luxurious gown—ah bah—robe, and this is how you pay me back?If I knew I had to wear it, everyone would wear sportswear and drink ice cream, mmp.

No, how could my style of painting be misled by him, how could the Dark Lord drink Bing Kuo Luo!

"Oh, Harry Potter, you are so bold that you dare to come to see me alone..." Voldemort sneered, the wand slipped into his hand in an instant, pointed at the enemy sitting on the high place, raised his chin, took a step, and lifted long legs -

Stab it!boom!

With the sound of the robe being torn, the Lord Dark Lord fell flat on the ground in front of his foe.

Harry: "..."

Are you here to be funny?

I was so scared that I dropped my Coke.

Voldemort raised his head from the ground with complicated emotions, just in time to see his enemy leaping down from the top of the iron box, and landed firmly in front of him, like helping a lady who fell to the ground on a rainy day in London, She held out her hand to him with incomparable gentlemanliness.

"Do you need help?"

Pretending to force success and failure, stand up to each other.

Harry: In terms of pretentiousness, I haven't lost anyone in 1000 years. :)

The Lord Dark Lord was furious. "No need! If you take one step closer, I'll let you taste Cruciatus!"

"Oh, super fierce." Harry pouted.

"However, I want to remind you that the three major Unforgivable Curses will all be detected, as will the spells whose black magic fluctuations are comparable to them. If you attract Aurors at that time, you can't afford the consequences of destroying your plan."

The Dark Lord was still tugging at his robes.It got stuck in a gap and couldn't be pulled out.

"Why don't you use magic to cut it off?" Harry couldn't help but say, Merlin, this scene is so embarrassing.

"Potter, do you think the Dark Lord would wear ordinary Muggle clothes like you? This robe is resistant to magic. Except for the magic of the Unforgivable Curses, most magic will lose its effect."

So your robe's physical defense ability is so poor, there is a p for it.Harry grumbled inwardly.

Voldemort still couldn't pull out his robe, struggled to stand up, and then with a snap, the side of his robe was slashed wide open.

"Okay, please don't move." Harry couldn't stand it anymore, took out a pair of scissors from Mok's bag, helped him cut off the hanging part, and complained in a low voice while cutting: "I don't know Why are you wearing such a long skirt..."

"Drilling—"

"Put back your wand and don't spoil the plan."

Three minutes later, the great Dark Lord was clutching his tattered robe with a side slit, sitting beside a rusty shipping container, with a bottle of ice in front of him.

My style of painting shouldn't be like this!Voldemort growled inwardly.

In order to return to his own style of painting, Voldemort raised his chin slightly and looked at Harry arrogantly. As soon as he opened his mouth, he was blocked by the savior's straight-to-the-point words.

"The Earth camp surrenders to you."

Voldemort almost shut his mouth in surprise.

"We all know that prophecy. After all, Sybill Trelawney made the prophecy in Hogwarts, and the whole process of the prophecy was recorded." Under the fluorescent light, Harry's face He looked extremely pale, his brows were knit together, and his expression was solemn. "We can't defeat Thanos. Once he successfully gets all the Infinity Stones, half of the people on Earth will disappear. We can't let this happen. The prophecy shows that you are the only one who can defeat Thanos..."

He clenched his fists and his voice was hoarse. "If you can defeat Thanos as predicted, you will become the master of the universe, which is at least better than Thanos getting all the infinite gems. At least you will treat the earth well and treat wizards well, right? I came to you today to tell You, until the plan is completed, we cannot weaken each other's strength, we will try our best to help you succeed, after that, we will surrender to you."

"Appeasement?" Voldemort sneered.Seeing the enemy like this, don't mention how happy I am.

Harry sighed deeply. "Well, there is no other way."

"You guessed right, little boy. My ideal is to rule, not to maintain the balance of the universe." The last doubt in Voldemort's mind was explained. It turned out that the earth camp cooperated with him to kill Thanos. After he ruled the earth, hope He gave them a high hand and let them go.This is the bastard spirit of the Dark King!This is the prophecy and the protagonist's halo!

Wake up, the protagonist of this book is not you.

Voldemort couldn't help a short, high-pitched sneer. "Wizards must be higher than muggles, and pure blood must be higher than half-bloods. I will center on magic and establish my own order. But do you think that after Thanos is dead, I will let you go?"

Harry's body swayed, and his face paled even more.

"I never think so. I know very well that my life hangs on that space gem. Once Thanos dies, it will fall into your hands. I don't care. I just hope you can spare other members of the Order of the Phoenix."

"Oh?" Voldemort laughed. "You want me to spare your dog godfather, the little werewolf with his pack of wolf dogs, the potions professor who betrayed me, the pure-blood Weasley traitor, your old bee headmaster, your headmaster's old undead lover... and That little diary that dared to escape the control of the main soul?"

Harry lowered his head, his voice inaudible. "Please."

"Say it again." Voldemort lifted Harry's chin triumphantly with his wand, forcing him to look him squarely in the face, and then, contented with the broken plea in his green eyes, initiated Legilimency.

"Please let them go."

Harry: Another idiot who knelt under my Occlumency. In terms of acting skills, labor and capital have not lost to anyone.Today's laughter is your tears tomorrow, and your tears tomorrow are all the water in your mind. :)

"Kneel down and kiss the hem of my robe." Voldemort was more satisfied with the result of the insanity.

Hearing this sentence, Harry was obviously stunned for a moment. He tried hard to suppress his anger and sorrow, and slowly knelt down on the ground. His right knee hurt from the messy ground.Holding the hem of his old enemy's robes with a trembling hand, Voldemort stood up excitedly, and—

stab.

The slit on the robe was torn right down to the thigh.

By the way, Voldemort was very particular, and he was a more traditional wizard.

The tradition is to not wear trousers under the robe.

Harry: "..."

What kind of fake and shoddy robe are you wearing? Seeing that a bitter drama is being played to its peak, I am still contemplating my acting skills, and the style of painting changes with a bang.

Harry drew his wand. "Uh...it's back to normal."

Well, this thing resists magic.

"..."

Xia Chong is also silent for them, and the silence is Cambridge tonight.

Voldemort was seriously considering the possibility of killing Harry now.

Harry was seriously considering whether Voldemort would lose his mind and sabotage the plan.

"That... Voldemort, I'm sorry."

"..."

"It's not my fault, you're going to stand up suddenly."

"..."

"There's no way to go out and meet people like this..."

"..."

"Why don't you sew it up?"

"..."

The Dark Lord, who had no other options, took the Savior's advice.Rather than letting him walk down the street in a long skirt with high slits (even with the Ignore Curse, the great Dark Lord cannot accept such a shameful play), it is better to sew it here before going out...

So Harry removed a button from his own clothes, transformed it into a sewing needle with the Transfiguration Charm, undid a bit of thread, and handed it to Voldemort, with sincere green eyes.

"I do not know."

Of course, the two generations were born in a big pure-blooded family, leaving aside the family debts, life is not ordinary and rich Harry Potter, handicapped, straight man, can't do needlework as it should be, but in the orphanage Tom Ingenuity Cabbage Riddle, who grew up and didn't wear a few complete clothes as a child, sure would.

The Dark Lord is omnipotent!

In this way, the two enemies in the prophecy were sitting in the abandoned subway station in London, one was sitting aside, holding a wand to illuminate, the other was sitting in an extremely awkward posture, with dexterous fingers piercing the needle, and after a while, the gap was opened. Make up neatly.There seems to be a sad and kind bgm from the mysterious East faintly coming from the venue——

Mother hands line, wandering clothing;

Departure thick seam, meaning fear of delay in return;

Who said a little bit of grass, reported three Chunhui!

The author has something to say: I know my painting style is back.

【About Lao Fu's robe】

I have been wanting to complain about his robes for a long time. There is no pen and ink in the original book, and the spring, summer, autumn and winter in the movie are all the same, and it looks very inconvenient.

I saw a screenshot of an interview with Ralph on lofter, he said that it was too difficult to get out of the Dark Lord's aura while wearing that robe (I think it was probably because of the leg or something), and then he wore it under the robe A pair of stockings.

That's right, that kind of sexy suspender stockings.This is real.

So I still can't look directly at Lao Fu in the movie, because he wears a suspender stocking under his robe. :D

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【About Xinwen】

The main text of this article will probably be finished soon, and there should be a lot of extra stories.The new article is in the author's column, called "Developing Black Technology in the Wizarding World", the protagonist is a scientifically mutated version of Tom Riddle, and it is a drama.If you are interested, you can pre-order...

Yes, the target of the next book is Danmei, cp is to be determined, the next book will be written later to see which cult buys the most stocks and forget which one (give up self jpg)

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