life is like this

At one o'clock in the morning, there was a "bang" from the balcony, followed by the sound of glass breaking and a loud "boom".

I was startled awake in my sleep, thinking that there was an earthquake.

James and I looked at each other, and walked quietly to the balcony in our pajamas.

In the dark, I could clearly hear the sound of the wind leaking from the balcony.

Sure enough, the glass on the balcony was broken, the screen window was twisted open, and the ground was full of glass shards.

Two men in black stood on the glass slag, and one of them was wearing a black mask.

I stared at these two people dumbfounded. I really didn't expect that there were two more people climbing the sixth floor with bare hands.

I turned on the light and took a closer look.

Fuck!Isn't that 1.9-meter-five, dark-skinned iron tower man who is braver than a black bear the Vigohauer in Casio Prison!

I am not the prison guard in charge of supervising Wigghauer, and I am not very clear about his affairs, but I only occasionally talked about him when I was complaining to my colleagues.

It is said that he is the only mentally ill man in Casio Prison whose force value is comparable to that of James. He used to be a boxing champion who had never been defeated in the black market, and he was a lunatic who could beat a black bear until he vomited blood.

But this is not the point, the point is who can tell me how he got here!

I covered my chest to let myself breathe and looked at the other one. This tall and thin man just took off the black mask while panting heavily.

The moment his face was revealed, my brain was about to boil.

I covered my mouth tremblingly, stared at my eyes, and grabbed James' arm with the other trembling hand.

James also showed a very rare look of astonishment on his face.

The man was panting heavily, and kept patting his chest with his right hand. He blinked a pair of amber eyes and looked at me. There was a very embarrassed and guilty expression on that very handsome face. He scratched his head and looked at me. Show a very embarrassed smile.

I have seen this Chinese man, to be precise, I have seen his photos, I know him better than he himself, and his pile of investigation materials that almost killed James is quietly together with dozens of sexy GVs stored in my U disk.

I leaned weakly on James, and James patted my back lightly. The Chinese man was surprised when he saw this scene. He looked at my neck covered with hickey marks and tooth marks, and winked at me. He gave a look of "you understand, I understand".

We are both Chinese, and communication is very labor-saving, just like hanging up. I raised my eyelids and gave him a look of "You are stupid!", and this kid understood instantly.

He grinned at me and shook his head.

The two of us were eyeing each other happily here, and the dark iron tower man over there called out James in a loud voice, and James stepped forward to beat Wei Gehauer's strong pectoralis major excitedly, and gave him a warm hug .

The Chinese man walked up to me with a smile, put on a very handsome pose, stretched out a white and slender hand and introduced himself a little bit shyly: "Hello, I'm Army".

He was still embarrassed, brushing his hair uncomfortably, the glass shards from his hair fell down and hit his outstretched arm...

I:........

he:........

I laughed out of embarrassment, and stretched out my arm to shake his hand: "I'm Chen Yu, hello, Mr. Lu."

He smiled and showed his white teeth, and there were actually two dimples on his face.

Like an old friend who has known me for many years, he naturally put his arms around my shoulders, grinning with white teeth and sincerely praised me: "Chen Yu, you really look like the male version of Daji." .

I almost vomited blood, I patted his shoulder vigorously, and smiled back at him: "Lunjun, you also look like the male version of Chang'e."

Then we both stared at each other and could see the embarrassment in each other's eyes.

I cleared my throat and asked with a smile, "How did you find this place?".

Lu Lu smiled awkwardly, with a constipated expression on his face, and said quietly: "I came to China to find someone, but Wei Gehauer robbed me of all my money on the way, and he forced me to get him a fake passport. , and brought me here."

One hundred thousand grass mud horses are galloping and roaring in my heart.

This opportunity!This probability!

He didn't even know that James was the detective!

In this way, I also climbed from the sixth floor to my house!

James lives in my house too!

I wanted to say something and patted his shoulder. He thought I was sympathetic to what happened to him, so he patted me on the shoulder too.

After getting acquainted, I started to arrange accommodation at 01:30 in the morning with a frowning face. One bed, one sofa, four old men, how do I sleep here?

I suddenly remembered that this sofa is foldable and can be made into a double bed.

But the double bed made of this sofa is too small, James and I will definitely not be able to sleep in it, and Wigghauer can occupy one of them alone. I looked at the army, and the army stayed away from Weighall like a plague god. Poor Xi Xi hugged my arm.

I was as tall and thin as Army, and I ignored James, who was looking at me pitifully, and slept in the same bed with Army for the overall situation.

The author has something to say: Army’s short stories are posted on Weibo, Weibo: Luye great