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There seemed to be a weight on his chest, and Chu Xingyun became more and more out of breath under the pressure, only to breathe out but not to breathe in.When he was about to die of suffocation, he opened his eyes and saw a fat cat with a fat face that was pushing his chin. Seeing that he opened his eyes, he glanced at him and stepped on his chest without knowing it. a few steps.

Chu Xingyun was stepped on by it... blood almost spurted out.No exaggeration, the cat is now as fat as a puffer fish.

He threw Daman off the bed, sat up and saw Xiaoman squatting at the end of the bed, squinting his eyes and wagging his tail, that noble posture is what a cat should look like.At least it didn't make itself fatter than the orange cats, and it didn't know what He Cheng fed them.

His house has been around for a few years. It is a second-phase house for civil servants. It is cheap, but the price-performance ratio is not very high.For example, quality problems, property problems, and problems with relatively chaotic layouts.The layout of his one-bedroom, one-living-one-bathroom house is also fascinating.Because the house is small, the kitchen is still open, and the gas stove is facing the bedroom door. Whenever the kitchen fires on weekdays, the bedroom will always have a lingering smell of oily smoke, which is more effective than a range hood.Another example is the bathroom on the left hand side of entering the door, and there is no excessive.A guest comes to change shoes at the door. If the bathroom door is not closed, the toilet is on the head. The only advantage is that the living room is square and well-lit.

He took the two old cats out of the bedroom, found two food bowls of different colors on the balcony, filled them with cat food and put them on the floor, watching them eat.

It's boring to be a human...you might as well be a cat.At least I don't have to worry about anything, I only care about eating and drinking every day, how to feed myself into a fat man, it's just carefree.

Why did someone ring the doorbell in the early morning?He kicked on his slippers and opened the door slowly, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw He Cheng's extremely handsome face.

He Cheng didn't even wear a suit today, he changed into a business casual outfit.Although he still looks pretentious, he is much younger than he looks in a suit.And he didn't do his hair today. His hair, which is usually combed back, seems to have been washed and then blow-dried casually today.His hair is very soft, with thin and neat bangs on his forehead, he finally looks like a young man in his 23s.

He left the door for Xiaonian, turned around and walked back: "Why are you here?"

He Cheng didn't change his shoes, went in and closed the door, ignored him, squatted on the ground and teased the cat for a while, and then asked, "Are you doing anything today?"

Chu Xingyun lay dead on the sofa, closed his eyes and fell asleep: "I don't go to work today, take a rest for a day."

He Cheng hooked Xiaoman's chin, and said calmly: "Then come with me."

Chu Xingyun said without raising his eyelids: "No, I will make up for sleep."

He Cheng squinted at him, and his sarcastic side immediately broke the appearance of a good-looking man from a good family, revealing: "Your cats haven't been vaccinated this year, so if you don't have time to take them to vaccinate today, when will you wait?"

After Chu Xingyun listened, 'Huh? ’, and then said puzzledly: “It’s fine if you take them to fight.”

He Cheng swallowed silently, and said with a smirk: "You really are the shopkeeper, are you raising me or you? Are you divorced or widowed, let the two of them be orphans. "

Chu Xingyun opened his eyelids and looked at him: "Be merciful, I will go, can I go?"

It only took 5 minutes to brush his teeth, wash his face and change his clothes. After 5 minutes, Chu Xingyun followed He Cheng out with two cats in his arms.

Sitting in He Cheng's Porsche, Chu Xingyun realized that this kid had planned to take Daman and Xiaoman to get an injection today, and he picked him up to go with him along the way. There was a cat blue in the back seat, and he even bought a few Sandwiches, even breakfast are ready.

Chu Xingyun put the cat in the basket on the back seat, sat in the co-pilot, picked up a sandwich, and smacked his tongue: "You live so 'carefully and carefully' every day, are you tired?"

He Cheng drove the car on the road, and smiled carelessly: "In terms of budgeting, no one can compare to you. The shirt on your body was bought the year before last, right? The shoes and clothes all over your body add up to your age, don't you?" surpassed you?"

Chu Xingyun ate the sandwich and smiled indifferently: "That is, it is inherited from the ancestors, and you have to call grandpa according to your seniority."

It was rare for He Cheng to be suffocated for a moment by him grinding the steering wheel, his face was gloomy.

Chu Xingyun wiped his hands after eating and drinking, stretched his waist and closed his eyes: "Call me for a while."

He Cheng was stifled by him, and of course he wouldn't let him go, he purposely swayed the car and slammed on the brakes, a side-by-side Audi leaned on the window and scolded: "Awesome brother, the car vibrates while walking! "

He Cheng was very calm, but Chu Xingyun was not calm, he pressed the glass and cursed back: "What's the matter? Come up and learn? Can you keep up with the speed!"

Then he turned around and scolded He Cheng: "You just learned to drive, what are you talking about! Is there an internship sign on the back? No? You are so fucking talented and daring!"

Arriving at the veterinary hospital with a lot of noise along the way, the first thing Chu Xingyun did when he got off the car was to find a stationery store and buy an internship sticker to stick on the rear window of the Porsche.

He Cheng felt ugly and wanted to tear it up, but Chu Xingyun firmly stopped him, saying that if he dared to tear it up, he would report him.Points will be deducted and fines will be deducted according to the regulations if the internship is not posted. The consequences are quite serious.

He Cheng was too lazy to argue with him so much, so he walked towards the veterinary hospital with the cat rate in his arms.

Chu Xingyun played the hands-free shopkeeper to the extreme. When He Cheng was consulting at the front desk, he stood by and played with his mobile phone.When He Cheng made an appointment with a doctor he knew well, he was standing by the side playing with his mobile phone.When He Cheng walked towards the consultation room with the cat in his arms, he walked beside him playing with his mobile phone.

A mighty German shepherd suddenly rushed out from the corridor, seeing Chu Xingyun might think he was not pleasing to the eye, so he yelled at him.

Chu Xingyun is not only like a person who goes out without a brain, but also a person without courage.After being yelled at by Demu, he immediately jumped back and threw the phone out with a bang!

Fortunately, He Cheng had quick eyesight and quick hands, and quickly reached out to catch the mobile phone that was about to hit Demu's face, apologized to the hostess, then turned around and grabbed Chu Xingyun's wrist viciously: "You can see the way!"

Chu Xingyun blushed and drooped his eyes: "Okay, okay."

He Cheng pulled him like a cow to a bench by the corridor and sat down.Chu Xingyun pulled his wrist out of his hand, looked down, and it turned red, so he smacked his tongue and said: "Can the hands be a little bit heavy, I am not a kite, can I still fly?"

He Cheng put the two cats on his lap, tapped their foreheads, and said, "Don't move."

The two cat demons probably recognized the same kind and understood He Cheng's words very well, lying on his lap one after the other, and they really didn't move.

Chu Xingyun smacked his tongue again: "...Did you give them a Gu?"

He Cheng took out a wet tissue to wipe his hands, and ignored him.

Chu Xingyun looked at his side face, admired it for a while before saying: "I'm talking to you, what's the matter with pretending not to hear."

He Cheng glanced at him lazily, and reluctantly let go of his mouth: "What you're talking about is nonsense, it's not up to standard, meaningless, why should I respond to you."

Chu Xingyun looked at him for a long time, his liver ached due to the suffocation, he sat up straight and healed his internal injuries, then calmly changed the topic: "How many times did you draw?"

"number 45."

"45?"

"Well, this weekend, there are many people."

Chu Xingyun looked at the watch in his hand: "Yes, at least two hours."

There are many cats in the corridor, and the cat's soft meow has a hypnotic effect, making people sleepy when listening to it.

Chu Xingyun didn't have enough sleep. At this time, he felt sleepy, so he simply folded his arms and closed his eyes.

He was playing Snake just now, and he died after his phone was taken away by He Cheng.He Cheng turned on his mobile phone to replay the game, and found that he had adjusted the speed to the fastest speed, scurrying around like a real snake, which extremely tested the player's reaction and resilience.He Cheng had never seen such a perverted game before. He watched the snake slam into the wall without hesitation, and while trying to control the crazy snake on the screen, he asked, "How to adjust the speed?"

No one answered him, he turned his head to look, only to find that Chu Xingyun had fallen asleep.

He Cheng looked at his quiet side face, with a smile on his lips, and put his mobile phone in his pocket.Hands went around to the other side of his head, and with a little force, he pressed his head to his shoulders, then adjusted his sitting posture, leaning his body slightly towards him so that he could sleep more peacefully.After doing all this, he took a long breath, his hands were still sweating.

There was faint laughter from the opposite side, He Cheng raised his eyes to look over, and saw two young girls sitting diagonally opposite.Seeing him looking over, the girl quickly lowered her head shyly, her heads pressed together, still laughing.

He Cheng seemed to have noticed something from their smiles, his ears turned red, and he turned his face away in a hurry.

The two cats on the legs suddenly started jumping, meowing non-stop, and Daman tried to climb onto Chu Xingyun.He Cheng dragged Daman back, grabbed the necks of the two cats tightly, and threatened them with his eyes: If you bark again, I will pick your eggs.

Daman's fat face covered with horizontal flesh showed the bewilderment it should have for this species, as if he had been intimidated, he really stopped calling, and stayed obediently on He Cheng's lap.

Chu Xingyun slept steadily for more than an hour, and suddenly opened his eyes, there was no one around him, even the cat.

He was searching around wonderingly, when he heard the girl across from him say, "Handsome guy."

Chu Xingyun looked at her in a daze, pointed to his face and said, "Me?"

The girl nodded, then pointed to the empty seat next to him: "Your boyfriend went in with the cat in his arms for an injection."

"Oh, thank you."

Chu Xingyun casually responded while stretching his waist, and then stretched his waist halfway, almost flashing his waist.The old man's face was covered, and he looked at the girl dumbfounded: "What are you talking about?"

The girl was quite talkative, and said enthusiastically: "Your boyfriend is younger than you, you can tell, but he is very gentle and caring."

Chu Xingyun looked at her with a dreamy face, gentle?Will take care of people?This is He Cheng?Does He Cheng's whole body have something to do with being gentle and caring?Could this girl have misunderstood these two words?

No, that's not the point, the point is what He Cheng did to make people think they are a couple.

Chu Xingyun doubted life for a moment, thinking that his straight male face is not obvious enough?

The non-straight man walked out handsomely with the cat in his arms, and said to Chu Xingyun, "Are you awake?"

Chu Xingyun felt uncomfortable being looked at by the two girls opposite, and then remembered what the girl said just now, and looked at He Cheng's face, and felt a little embarrassed.He took the fattest cat in his arms and said repeatedly, "Let's go."

He Cheng was a little confused, so he still walked leisurely behind him with Xiaoman in his arms, and overheard the two girls chatting behind him: who of the two of them is...the younger?After all, he is so handsome, and taller... Yes, the aura is there, the kind that is cold on the outside and hot on the inside...

That's right, He Cheng is taller than Chu Xingyun. He is a late-developer, and his height has grown by leaps and bounds that year, reaching 1.9 meters, four or five centimeters taller than Chu Xingyun.When the two stood together, Chu Xingyun was just next to his eyebrows, and he had broad shoulders, straight and slender legs, and he had a figure like a male model after years of fitness training.Standing with Chu Xingyun, the aura is not inferior to him at all, and even because of his aura that is not very easy to contact, he still has some overwhelming momentum.

Hearing the whispers of the two girls, the corners of He Cheng's lips curled up, very proud.

Chu Xingyun held the fat cat with his arms, and freed up one hand to stand by the trash can and smoke.It took a while to see He Cheng coming out of the veterinary hospital, walking towards him while talking on the phone.

When he approached Chu Xingyun, he realized that the mobile phone on He Cheng's ear belonged to him.

Without waiting for him to ask for it, He Cheng consciously returned the phone to him with a stern glance.

Chu Xingyun felt that he was really a face-changing expert. He was smiling just now, but it turned from sunny to cloudy in a blink of an eye, which is really inexplicable.

"Who?"

he asks.

"……it's me."

Chu Xingyun was taken aback, looked at the call display, quickly put the phone back on his ear, subconsciously turned his back to hide from He Cheng, and lowered his voice: "I saw it, I saw it, what's the matter, is there something wrong?"

Yang Shu smiled and said, "You are a busy person, so of course I will call you only when there is something urgent."

Chu Xingyun asked: "What's the matter?"

"Didn't you tell me to invite me to dinner? I have time today, how about you? Do you have time?"

Chu Xingyun's first reaction was to touch his pocket to see if he had a wallet.Thank goodness he brought it.So he replied: "Of course, where are you? I'll pick you up."

Yang Shu said the name of a beauty salon, and then said, "Waiting for you."

Chu Xingyun hung up the phone, happily hugged Daman around the place, and then stuffed Daman into He Cheng's arms: "You guys go back first."

He Cheng: "...where are you going?"

Chu Xingyun: "Pick up your future sister-in-law for a date, haha!"

The one person and two cats who were thrown on the street silently watched his back cross the road and disappear into the sea of ​​people. He Cheng lowered his head and looked at Xiaoman's green pupils for a moment, and the corners of his tight lips suddenly lifted up, suddenly With a slight smile, it seems to be asking Xiaoman, more like asking and answering himself: "He wants to find you a sister-in-law, can you allow it?"

Of course... no.

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