The Story of the Pastoral Dog [Interstellar]

This is really a question Lingye has been waiting for for a long time. He held the palm in front of him, interlocked his fingers, stared at Xiaobai's flushed cheeks, raised the corners of his lips and asked him softly, "Why are you asking that? Did you hear that?" What?"

Following Lingye's movements, Xiaobai's face became even redder. He stared blankly at the intertwined hands of the two for a long time, and then said honestly: "Well, I want to buy Karen Black Stone at the time shop. The boss told me that the ring you gave is inlaid with Karen Black Stone, and he said that this is, is a couple stone, and the ring on the little finger means, it means engagement."

Pursing his lips, Xiaobai raised his head, "Lingye, you should know, right?"

Lingye nodded, "Yes, I know."

Xiao Bai was puzzled and said, "Then why did you wear it for me? We're not engaged."

Lingye made it clear, "We are not engaged, but I mean it."

"Ah?" Xiaobai was stunned, "But, but I'm a man, shouldn't you find a girl to get engaged to?"

Different from the Howling Galaxy's openness to sexual orientation - this place doesn't even care about race, let alone gender - on Earth, there are generally more male and female matches. Although same-sex love is not uncommon, it is not recognized by the mainstream after all. At least in the countryside where Xiaobai grew up, they rarely appear, or they are relatively low-key, and Xiaobai has never seen it anyway.

When it comes to aliens, Xiaobai has not yet reached the age of being curious about relationships, so he will not take the initiative to understand, and the people around him will not take the initiative to talk about it to him, who would gossip with a cub for nothing!

Even if they are Xiaobai's classmates, this is common sense to them, and they don't usually talk about it. In addition, the Howling Galaxy refuses the cubs to watch the discordant scenes, and will automatically edit them, so Xiaobai thought he was the same □□ A melodrama is about brother/sisterhood.

This caused Xiaobai to be frightened by Lingye's words.

Lingye: "..."

Well, he really didn't expect Xiaobai to react like this, why did he have to find a woman to get engaged to?He didn't understand Xiaobai's logic.

Just about to ask, Xiaobai continued: "We are all males, how can we mate, and we can't have babies."

Lingye: "..."

For the first time in his life, Lingye had the desire to vomit blood. He really regretted that he felt that Xiaobai was too young in the past few years and did not popularize this knowledge to him. Now the brick fell on his foot.

Grasping Xiaobai's shoulders, Lingye looked serious, "Xiaobai, our place is different from the earth, and males can have children."

Xiaobai was shocked, "What! You can give birth to a baby!" Taking a peek at Lingye's chest, Xiaobai's thoughts suddenly diverged. It's so flat here, what would a baby eat after giving birth?

Lingye: "..."

Lingye had black lines on his face, "That's not what I mean, I mean that now there is this technology that allows same-sex couples to breed their own offspring."

Hearing Lingye's explanation, Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief, "Then I'm relieved, I thought males could give birth too, I heard that giving birth is very painful."

Lingye: "..."

Can you catch the point?

He said expressionlessly: "So you don't have to worry about this aspect. Both men and women in the Howling Galaxy can be together, and the law allows it."

"Oh, so that's the case." Since the customs of the Howling galaxy are like this, and it doesn't affect the birth of children, Xiaobai is not surprised, he does as the Romans do, but then, Lingye's words are afraid that he will be shocked again——

"Then will you marry me?"

noob:"!!!"

What!marry?Didn't you just talk about engagement?Why is there such a big jump!

With a dull expression, he asked blankly, "Are we developing too fast?"

Mausoleum persuasively said, "No, you see, we have known each other for several years, and you also said that on earth, a fairy who can transform is an independent individual, who can be named, and of course married, and our relationship is also very important." Very good, think about it carefully, will marrying me and living with me in the future make you feel uncomfortable?"

Xiao Bai, who trusted him very much, really thought about it carefully.

After thinking about it for a while, he felt that if he married Lingye, it would be the same as now. He was with Lingye every day, and he was well taken care of. Dad, only Lingye treats him so well.

Well, Miao Miao is also very good to him, takes special care of him, and has a good temper, but her eldest wife is the stinky cat, so if the stinky cat gets jealous, he, the later little bunting, can only be given up.

and many more!

Xiaobai suddenly thought, if he married Lingye, wouldn't he be the eldest wife?It's still justifiable!In this way, he will not be afraid of little goblins appearing in the future, and if anyone who is not good-looking wants to come out and rob him of the mausoleum, he can beat them into the air!

He is protected by law!

So, Xiao Bai, who was full of heart to be a big house, said abruptly: "Okay, then let's get married!"

Lingye: "!!!"

Xiaobai's blunt words made Lingye almost lose his expression, why did he agree so quickly?Have you really thought about it?Is it so easy to propose a marriage?

Happiness came so unexpectedly that he couldn't bear it.

However, he is an emperor who has lived for hundreds of years. When the opportunity comes, he must seize it immediately. Lingye made a decisive decision, "Okay, we will hold an engagement ceremony after we go back. You are still young. If you get married, you will have to wait until you grow up to be legally married." age will do."

At this time, Lingye suddenly had an irresponsible idea in his heart, and the appearance of the rebels was not all bad.

However, these people still need to be cleaned up as soon as possible. Xiaobai will go to school after returning. He doesn't want to be separated from Xiaobai on business trips all the time.

Is it too late to get married?

Now it's Xiaobai's turn to worry, "Then we're engaged, will everyone know that you're mine?"

Lingye held back his smile and said solemnly: "Of course, engagement is also protected by law. If anyone wants to rob me, you can beat them all out. I support you."

"Okay then, let's hold the engagement ceremony after we go back." I have to say, Lingye's words just hit Xiaobai's mind. It seems that after getting along for so many years, there is still a tacit understanding between the two of them. of.

Thinking back to the episode about the engagement in the TV series, um, I can’t remember it, but it seems to be a treat, so Xiao Bai asked again, "Then can I invite Xiao Hui to our engagement ceremony?"

Our engagement ceremony.

The words Xiaobai said made Ling's ambition soften. To him now, these words are simply a representative of happiness. Is there anything more pleasing to wish to achieve?

No.

So at this time, no matter what request Xiaobai made, Lingye only had one word, "Okay."

You can do whatever you want, as long as you want to be with me.

If Xiaobai's father were here, he would probably scold his son badly. For such a major life event as engagement, Xiaobai agreed directly without even patting his head.

But it’s no wonder Xiaobai. During the critical period of his formation of the Three Views, he was still a puppy practicing carefree on the mountain. All the information came from his father and the animals and plants on the mountain.

Have you ever seen an animal fall in love?

Rarely, people applaud love on the premise of giving birth to cubs. After giving birth, most of them are mothers and children, and males continue to wander around the world.

As for plants, it's even worse. People don't even need applause for love. They can give birth to cubs as long as they are pollinated. When plants fall in love, Xiaobai grows up so big. He is a matchmaker.

As for his father, he never mentioned these things, except that teaching Xiaobai to practice is cooking for him, or telling him not to do this or that when he goes down the mountain in the future, and he is seriously injured. I have the time to give Xiaobai popular science, but Xiaobai is still young.

Even the matter of getting married, Xiaobai knew about it during the time when the old man picked him up after his father disappeared.

At that time, the man next door to the old man cheated, and Xiao San came to the door with a belly full, but was kicked out by his wife and yelled, "You think you can squeeze me away with a bastard pregnant, I'm his serious wife, who broke the marriage certificate! I'm protected by law! A bitch like you is always going to be soaked in a pig cage before being released, and you dare to come to make trouble, how shameless!"

Then the mistress was driven away, and I heard that the man lost some money and continued to live with his wife.

At that time, Xiaobai felt that this man was too worthless, and he was still flirting with women after he had a wife.

However, the deepest impression this incident left on him was not how to be a good man, but that only a decent couple with a marriage certificate is protected by the law. Let's go, so the marriage certificate is a very important thing.

Later, after watching the TV series, Xiaobai's thinking became even more distorted.

But there are mistakes, although the idea is not right, but the result is happy, Lingye successfully abducted Xiaobai, and Xiaobai also became Lingye's big house smoothly, no longer worry about the little three and four that may appear in the future , He has even made a decision. Apart from him, he absolutely disagrees with Lingye adopting other animals.

After deciding on the engagement, the atmosphere between the two was still the same as before.

In fact, there are still some differences, this difference is not between the two, but in Ling Ye, he is obviously much closer to Xiao Bai than before.

It's just that, unless it's an obvious embarrassing movement such as kneading ears, Xiaobai really doesn't feel anything with his slowness. Fortunately, Lingye is also used to his rough nerves. Besides, Xiaobai like this In his eyes, is the most real.

Leaning on his freshly baked fiancé, Xiaobai took out the small box containing the Karen Black Stone from the space, opened it and fiddled with it, and complained in a tone of voice: "By the way, Lingye, why is this stone so expensive! I thought this The stone is very nice and suits you, I wanted to buy it as a gift for you, but it turned out to be too expensive and I couldn’t afford it.”

Lingye glanced at the box, "My money is yours, you can buy whatever you want in the future, and tell me if you don't have enough."

Xiaobai became even more worried, "This way I will be even more reluctant to spend money."

Lingye: "..."

After pinching Xiaobai's ear, Ling Ye was full of helplessness, "I can still make money, so don't save me." Forget it, let him pay for it in the future.

Holding the stone and comparing it with the one on his own ring, Xiaobai found something was wrong, why did the stone become smaller!

After carefully looking at it several times, Xiaobai confirmed that the volume of this stone has been reduced by a large circle. My God, such an expensive thing has shrunk!

"Lingye, this stone has become smaller!" Xiaobai gestured to the original size, and said with a bitter face: "I opened the box when I put it in the space, and there is no problem at all. Why are you taking it out now? It’s different, others can’t move their hands and feet in the space.”

If Xiaobai had confirmed it, it wouldn't be the shop owner's hands and feet. Lingye thought for a moment and said, "Karen Black Stone has the power of space. Will it cause any impact if you put it in your portable space? Xiaobai Bai, you have a sense of space, did you find anything wrong?"

Xiaobai froze for a moment, then shook his head, "There's nothing wrong, why don't I go into the space to take a look now?"

Holding Xiaobai's hand, Lingye said, "I'll go with you."

Putting the stone in his hand on the sofa, Xiaobai looked at Lingye, "Okay, then let's go in."

In a blink of an eye, the two entered the space.

As soon as they entered, they knew that the Karen Black Stone became smaller because of this space, because the space was filled with a light black mist at the moment, and this black mist was like the Karen Black Stone, shining with silver light.

very beautiful.

Close your eyes and feel it carefully, and make sure that the plants in the space and the fish in the lake are very comfortable, and there is nothing unusual, so Xiaobai is relieved, "This should be the space absorbing the energy of Karen Black Stone, So the volume of the stone is so much smaller all of a sudden.”

Lingye touched the ring on Xiaobai's finger, and made sure that the Karen black stone inlaid on it hadn't changed in the slightest. He was a little puzzled, "Then why isn't the one in your hand absorbed by the space?"

After his reminder, Xiaobai noticed that he also had a Karen Black Stone in his hand, and quickly raised his hand to touch it, "That's right! Why is this one silent?"

Lingye thought for a moment, and made a guess, "Maybe it's because this one has already been refined."

"Refining?"

"Well, the one in your hand is a core stone refined from a rough stone. The Karen Black Stone outside is in the form of a rough stone. If it is to be made into a space tool, it will take at least ten times more to refine a small core stone. "

After hearing Lingye's explanation, Xiaobai was a little curious, "Then how many times the size of the original stone in my hand does it take to refine this core stone?"

Lingye: "..."

After a moment of silence, Lingye still told the truth, "Probably two hundred times."

noob:"……"

Thinking about the expensive price of the Karen Black Stone outside, Xiaobai immediately didn't dare to wear the ring. If he accidentally lost it, he would definitely die of heartache!

Lingye still had a good grasp of Xiaobai's thoughts. He directly stopped Xiaobai's thoughts, "This is the proof of our engagement. If you pick it, no one else will know."

noob:"……"

Center the red heart.

Well, it seems that I can only wear it. I touched the ring on my finger worriedly. Xiaobai decided to find out if there is any magic that can make the ring impossible to throw away. method of the class.

wrong!This time Xiaobai reacted very quickly, pointing out something wrong, "Then why don't you have a ring, so that others will not know that you have a partner when they see you."

"Who said there is no such thing."

As Lingye said, he pulled out a necklace from his neck, with a dangling silver-white ring hanging on it, Xiaobai clearly saw that the same black bead was inlaid on the ring, um, it was also made of Karen The core stone refined from the black stone is very expensive, very expensive, very expensive.

There is no doubt that they are wearing couple rings.

Taking Xiaobai's hand and spreading his palm, Lingye took out the ring from the necklace, put it in Xiaobai's palm, and then stretched out his right hand.

He didn't speak.

Xiaobai didn't speak either.

He imitated Lingye's previous movements and put the ring on Lingye's little finger.

It was also at this moment that Xiaobai, who had always been rough and nervous, really realized that the relationship between himself and the person in front of him had changed. They belonged to each other and were inseparable.

The two hands wearing couple rings were tightly intertwined, and Xiaobai rarely said seriously: "Lingye, I'm very happy right now, very, very happy."

Lingye looked soft, and said: "I am too, very happy, very happy."

This is the day he has experienced the most profoundly about the word "happiness" in hundreds of years.

After finally putting on the couple ring, Lingye took Xiaobai's hand (the one with the ring) and walked around in the dark foggy space for several times. Finally, the two stopped by the lake and admired the beautiful scenery in the lake. Not suitable for the fish that popped up and asked for extra meals, Lingye said to Xiaobai: "Let's go out and put the remaining Karen Black Stone in."

Xiaobai was taken aback, "Why, this stone is so expensive, isn't it useful for you to buy it?"

"I bought this just because you want it. The inventory in the palace is enough. Although it is relatively rare, it is not impossible to buy it, and now it seems that this stone is more effective for your space. Didn't you say Is it possible to grow through this space?"

"Well, yes, over the past few years, my cultivation base has increased, and the space has become larger, and many things that I can use for cultivation have appeared out of thin air."

"That's right, the same reason can be obtained, and the space becomes better, which is also good for you." After a pause, Lingye continued to express his thoughts. They are no longer the relationship between the adopter and the adopted person. Yes, so any decision must be discussed with each other, and you cannot make your own decisions, "I will buy more Karen Black Stones in the future, and test whether your space has the absorption limit."

"Okay then," Xiaobai agreed, this is Lingye's kindness, he can't always refuse, but he can also help in his own way, "I will also help make money in the future!"

Ling Ye laughed, "Okay."

His smile didn't show his teeth like Xiaobai's, but a smile with the corners of his mouth upturned. Although it was very shallow, his whole person became gentle.

It's really beautiful!

Every time Xiaobai saw it, he felt soft in his heart.

Then, he also laughed foolishly.