The Story of the Pastoral Dog [Interstellar]

In the steamy bathroom, Xiaobai rode a little yellow duck—it didn’t exist in Lingye’s bathroom, but Mr. Wang specially sent it to him to play—swimmed a few times in the bathtub, and the little yellow duck bumped into it. Xiaobai looked up at Lingye's strong chest, and was dazzled by the well-defined chest muscles in front of him.

Those boobs are so pretty...

Looking down at his chest full of white hair, or his plump belly, Xiaobai decided that he would also develop such muscles in the future.

So he has to work hard to practice and strive to transform into form as soon as possible!

Making up his mind, Xiao Bai still limply lay on the duck's back.

Tsk, a typical giant in language and a dwarf in action.

Ling Ye, who was in the bath, picked up the yellow duck that was leaning on his chest, and scooped up the mobile dwarf who was riding on it.

Xiaobai, who was so wet with Mao Mao, seemed to have lost a lot of weight. He was hanging on Lingye's big hand, moaning, "What are you doing?"

Lingye squeezed some shampoo into the palm of his hand, "Scrubbing for you."

With the warm palm on his belly, Xiaobai moved his limbs hanging in the air, not very happy, "I took a bath yesterday."

He had something to do in Lingye yesterday, Mr. Wang helped him to take a bath, and he also rubbed his body with bubbles, why did he have to rub it again today, "Will frequent use of shampoo cause hair loss?"

Lingye pinched Xiaobai's soft ears with two slender fingers, rubbed out fine foam, and said in his mouth: "No, this shampoo is made by the research institute. It is very good for hair and can promote hair growth. Growth, this ingredient is also added to the hot springs we usually soak in.”

"Okay." Xiaobai lifted his nose and sniffed the scent in the air, and found that it smelled the same as Lingye's body. It seems that Lingye usually used this shampoo. Thinking back to his majestic prototype, that Wu The jet-black fur is really lush and shiny.

This shampoo seems to work really well.

Only then did Xiaobai feel relieved, and let Lingye rub his body, he would also grow glossy white hair.

Although, he doesn't like Lingye rubbing on his body, after all, his force value is not as good as Lingye, but, Lingye's movements of rubbing bubbles are very gentle, which makes Xiaobai so comfortable that even his eyes enjoy it. Got to squint.

He snorted twice in his throat, and suddenly thought of a question, "Lingye, why doesn't Director Wang use this kind of shampoo, his hair seems to be falling out a lot, and his hairline has become higher~"

Lingye: "..."

Indeed, recently, Director Wang's hairline has broken through a new high. The reason is well known to the general manager. He is worried about the lifelong affairs of his emperor.

As the old saying goes, a heart disease needs heart medicine. Unless Ling Ye gets married and has babies soon, even if Manager Wang drinks a bottle of shampoo a day, his hair won't grow back.

Regarding this point, the culprit, Lingye, is well aware of this, but it's just that he can't explain this kind of thing to a child as young as Xiaobai, so after being silent for a while, he can only tell a white lie, "Boss Wang My hair loss is natural and cannot be cured by shampoo alone."

"Oh——" So it was like this, Xiaobai immediately understood, this problem also exists on the earth!It is the ancestral Mediterranean, and it is passed on from male to female!It's just that I didn't expect that apart from the earth compatriots suffering from this problem, even aliens are the same.

Thinking of this, he sighed, "It would be great if it could be cured! By the way, in my hometown, many people have the same problem as Mr. Wang. When they get old, their hair will be brushed off, and there is a big piece of baldness in the middle. If anyone studies If you come out with a cure for baldness, you will definitely make a lot of money."

Lingye: "..."

Forget it, just pretend you didn't hear it.

He rubbed Xiaobai from head to paws, not even letting Xiaojiu go, and lit a bunch of small bubbles on it with his fingers.

Sensing Chi Chi's chill, Xiao Bai moved uncomfortably.

"What, uncomfortable?" Lingye stopped moving.

Xiaobai shook his head, "No, just, just wash Chirp with this shampoo, will Chirp grow hair?" He saw that Lingye's Chirp had a lot of hairs on it, but he was embarrassed to ask the latter.

Lingye: "..."

Where does this guy come from with so many weird ideas?

Ling Ye had a serious face, "Don't worry, it won't grow hair."

Xiaobai quietly glanced at the fluff under the water, and said in his heart: Liar.

But he is a considerate puppy, it is better not to expose him, maybe Ling Ye is still embarrassed~

Lingye picked up the shower, carefully rinsed off the bubbles on Xiao Bai's body, and then wrapped him tightly with a towel, only revealing a pair of big black eyes.

As mentioned earlier, His Majesty the Emperor lived in an almshouse when he was a child. At that time, the hospital was understaffed, and the children were taken care of by older children, and His Majesty the Emperor was no exception. He was assigned to take care of several cubs, responsible for He did things like bathing and feeding, but at that time he was not as gentle as he is now, and he was a typical example of only seeking efficiency without paying attention to service.

Maybe it's because of his age, now Lingye is taking care of a cub again, but the gentleness is shocking -- the cubs he has taken care of before all express their disbelief.

In fact, Lingye just felt that Xiaobai was too young, and he was afraid that a hard push would hurt the little guy.

Petite things always have to be extra cute.

Put the towel wrapped around Xiaobai on the sink, and let him stay obediently so as not to move around. After Lingye stood under the shower and took a quick shower, he wrapped the towel around his waist to block certain key parts, and took He went out with Xiaobai.

Xiao Bai huddled in the towel and fell asleep.

I don't know why, but he is very sleepy now. Even if Lingye showed his abdominal muscles, he couldn't concentrate on observing. He yawned a few times, and Xiaobai's eyelids became heavier. Before the wet hair on his body was dried, he fell into a deep sleep go.

Ling Ye looked at Xiao Bai who suddenly fell asleep on the bed and frowned slightly. Although the little guy had always slept well, this time it was a little abnormal, as if he had passed out.

So, he contacted the medical department in the palace.

The doctor on duty came quickly, and was about to salute when Ling Ye stopped him, "Look at Xiaobai first."

The doctor was stunned for a moment, and said respectfully, "Yes."

Looking at the white puppy sleeping soundly on the bed, he first scanned Xiaobai from head to toe with an instrument, and found no abnormalities, then suggested a blood test to His Majesty the Emperor who was watching by.

Lingye nodded in agreement, but his brows frowned even tighter, and he also ordered, "Be gentle."

"clear."

The doctor took out a blood collection needle of the smallest size specially for cubs from the medical box, carefully held Xiaobai's paw, found the blood vessel, and drew a tube of blood quickly and gently. Xue Xiaobai was still sleeping soundly, without any movement.

However, it is also possible that Xiaobai has lost consciousness now. Xiaobai also took blood when he checked his body. It was also the same doctor at the time.

Recalling the scene at that time, Lingye became even more worried.

The doctor used an instrument to test Xiaobai's blood, and soon found something was wrong, "Your Majesty, after testing, there is an extra foreign element in Xiaobai's blood. He should have taken a drug that has a similar paralyzing effect."

When the emperor heard this, many conspiracies and tricks flashed through his mind. He asked with a sullen face, "How much harm will it do to Xiaobai's body?"

Seeing His Majesty's expression, the doctor's heart rate quickened immediately, and he carefully organized his words, "The ingredients of this medicine are quite rare, and I need to go back and do more experiments on its specific effects... However, judging from the physical condition of the cub, this ingredient is not only Apart from drowsiness, there are no other side effects for the time being.”

Hearing that there were no side effects for the time being, Ling Ye was relieved a little, but his face was still not very good-looking, he waved his hand and said: "I see, you go and study it to make sure there are no side effects."

"Yes." The doctor left respectfully.

Touching Xiaobai's soft belly, Ling Ye worried, when exactly did Xiaobai take the potion?Was it injected by someone, or eaten by mistake?He eats breakfast and dinner at home. Could it be that there is a problem with the diet at school?

But Xiaobai was normal all afternoon at school, and he didn't show any symptoms of lethargy.

and many more!

When I was in the garden just now, Xiaobai smelled the smell of the Yuhong tree and said it was very fragrant. I don't know if it is the problem of the transparent juice.

Lingye felt that there was a great possibility, because he was also there at the time, but he didn't smell anything.

As for why he didn't become drowsy, it might be related to his size, or it might be related to Xiaobai's ability.

It's just that the tree has stopped hunting and no longer secretes transparent juice. It seems that we need to confirm it tomorrow.

Lying on the bed, hugging Xiaobai in his arms, Lingye closed his eyes.

He didn't know that Xiao Bai, who was sleeping soundly in his arms, was having a very strange dream.

What is this place?

Xiaobai was lying on a big green bead, looking at the surrounding plants in bewilderment, one of the big trees with purple leaves said to him in a low voice: "How can you be so lazy?"

What?I'm lazy?

Do I know you very well? You say that about me!

Xiao Bai said unhappily, "Why do you call me lazy?"

The Purple Leaf Tree hummed: "You don't even practice."

I practice every day, okay?

Xiaobai was about to speak, when a big red grass interrupted and said, "That's right, you look like a dog, you really don't live up to it!"

Xiaobai was about to vomit blood, "I'm a dog, why don't I live up to it!"

The plants all sneered, and a big green vine even swung a cane over, and slapped Xiaobai's fat ass hard!

"Ouch-"

Xiaobai let out a scream, and jumped straight away—he couldn't jump up, was trapped on the big green bead, and was spanked several times by the cane.

"Woo, Lingye, where are you, come and save me!" Xiaobai cried and wailed, with tears and snot in his nose.

The big green vine withdrew its branches, and said viciously: "Hurry up and practice, and you will be beaten if you cry again! No one can save you now!"

Facing this vicious and bad plant, Xiaobai admitted his cowardice with a sniff, and began to practice aggrievedly on the beads. Although the surrounding plants didn't have eyes like humans, Xiaobai knew that they all had eyes. Looking at myself, so I dare not be lazy at all.

Closing his eyes, Xiaobai began to communicate with the aura around him.

By the way, this strange place has more aura than the one in the imperial palace. As soon as he started to practice, he scrambled to get into his body. Fortunately, Xiaobai's body is strong enough to withstand it, otherwise he would be destroyed by the spiritual power. up.

Xiaobai practiced the exercises and felt the spiritual power flowing along his meridians. After 36 rounds of hula-la, they all squeezed into his dantian and merged into a green mist.

The old man said that when the green mist in his dantian turns into a demon pill, he can take human form.

But looking at the mist, you know that this day is not very far away.

Xiaobai didn't pay attention to his surroundings when he was cultivating, so he didn't know that the surrounding plants were absorbing the green breath overflowing from his body.

They stretched their bodies, and they seemed to be enjoying themselves very much, not at all like the vicious spirit just now.

Time passed slowly, Xiaobai opened his eyes suddenly, and what caught his eyes was Lingye's handsome face, he got up on his own, and slid his tail into his arms.

Ouch dad!It seems that just now was a dream!Fortunately, fortunately!

Clinging tightly to the chest muscles in front of him—the emperor didn't put on his pajamas last night and fell asleep holding Xiao Bai in his arms—Xiao Bai thought to himself, it's better for Ling Ye to beat him, the plant in the dream Both good and bad, his ass hurt like hell!Even when I woke up from the dream, I was still in pain.

"What's wrong?" A voice sounded above Xiaobai's head, and Ling Ye, who woke up when he got up, touched Xiaobai who was pasted into a cake on his chest, and asked, "How do you feel about your body?"

Xiaobai muttered, "It's not good, my butt hurts!"

Lingye: "???!!!"

Butt pain?