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Wang Buliuxing: Are you planning to retire?

When Yang Cong saw this news, he was eating breakfast at a bun shop outside the [-] club, when he suddenly saw the word "retired", Yang Cong felt a little bit in his heart, and then looked at the person who sent the message , Yang Cong sighed, stuffed half of the unfinished steamed stuffed bun into his mouth, and quickly typed on the screen with his free hand.

Scenic Killer: Sometimes I really wonder if you, Pharaoh, can tell fortunes.

Soon another message came from the opposite side.

Wang Buliuxing: Why?

Yang Cong took a sip of soy milk and continued to tap on the phone screen.

Landscape kill: You guessed it. 【Smile.jpg】

Wang Buliuxing: ...

Yang Cong looked at the string of ellipses on the screen, feeling inexplicably funny, holding an empty plastic cup of soy milk and staring at the mobile phone, sitting on the stool of the steamed stuffed bun shop, laughing so hard that he turned his head back and forth. The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop for several years was so frightened that he thought he was suffering from epilepsy, so he almost called 120.

He and Wang Jiexi have known each other since the third season. In the eyes of outsiders, Captain Tiny Herb looked cold, calm and reliable, but in the eyes of their acquaintances, he was just a narcissistic and lazy bastard.

Yang Cong still remembered that when he first met Wang Jiexi, that old man was the most resentful and arrogant about you scumbags. Thinking about it now, Yang Cong still wanted to punch that face.

And for the entire season of the third season, Wang Jiexi hardly participated in the group arena a few times. Every time, he just finished the individual competition and just sat on the player bench and waited for the team competition to come.

Later he got to know Wang Jiexi better, and when asked why he only played against individuals and teams back then, Wang Jiexi only answered him with one word.

"lazy."

Playing in the group arena is too troublesome, if you are not careful, you will get a third, and the individual competition is much easier. No matter how you fight, there is only one opponent, which is much easier than the group arena.

Hearing this sentence, Yang Cong was speechless for a while, and then suddenly sighed involuntarily.

The person who used to be too lazy to even fight in the group arena has now become the strongest fortress in the team. The reason why Tiny Herb's undefeated record in the group arena is all due to this person who never played in the group arena before. Lazy".

Thinking about it, Yang Cong suddenly felt a little sad, and at this time, another new message came to his QQ.

Wang Buliuxing: Are you planning to find a knight at the winter turning window meeting?

The straw that Yang Cong was biting into his mouth fell to the ground.

Landscape kill: ? ! ! 【Frightened.jpg】

Scenic Killer: Damn it, Lao Wang, you really know how to tell fortunes.

Wang Buliuxing: Guess. 【Smile.jpg】

……

Ying Li has been staring at his phone for almost half an hour. Since he entered the bedroom, his phone has been on the WeChat interface, and his phone, which was always in silent mode, has been specially set to vibrate and ring mode.

When we were in the coffee shop before, Jie Xida asked him for his WeChat contact information, saying that he wanted to send him the photo.Although I don't understand why Jie Xida chose WeChat instead of QQ, when he heard that the male god wanted to add his WeChat friends, his brain short-circuited at that time, not to mention thinking about WeChat QQ, even what happened afterwards. He couldn't remember when he got home.

"Ding Dong"

The mobile phone placed on the table vibrated, and Ying Li looked at the screen of the mobile phone eagerly.

[Teng X News]: 16 billion Chinese people are silent, and the whole world is moved by it...

Ying Li: ...

He doesn't know whether the 16 billion Chinese/Chinese are silent or not, but he is silent anyway.

"Ding Dong"

The phone vibrated again, and Ying Li glanced again expectantly.

[I passed your friend verification request, now we can start chatting. ] There is finally a new message on this interface that he has pinned to the top for several hours.

Master Jiexi: Picture.jpg

The moment Ying Li received the message, she almost subconsciously typed a bunch of words on the phone quickly to prepare a reply. After thinking about it, she felt that such a reply seemed a little inappropriate, so she cut some more. Some felt that it was not very appropriate, and a message was deliberated over and over again for a long time before it was finally sent.

Jie Xida on the other side of the screen has been seeing [the other party is typing] on the screen of his phone since he sent the message. After waiting for about ten minutes, he has put down his phone to do other things, and finally a message from the other side information.

Ying Li: Thank you.

Before our magician could figure out how to reply, a new message suddenly came to his Koukou, and before he opened it, the prompts of the Koukou messages rang one after another in a bombardment mode stand up.

Wang Jiangnan: Picture.jpg

Wang Jiangnan: I took a big photo with Jie Xi【doge.jpg】

Wang Jiangnan: I have no regrets in this life [Lie Down.jpg]

Wang Jiangnan: My king is so handsome, I am really jealous that I can get so close to my king in the photo. 【Jealousy makes me ugly.jpg】

Wang Jiangnan: My king’s mobile phone has really good pixels, I want to P out of myself in the photo, and then frame this photo [Eager to try.jpg]

Wang Buliuxing: ...

Wang Jiangnan: By the way, how was your interview?

Wang Buliuxing: It can be considered a success.

Wang Jiangnan: Congratulations [Sahua.jpg]

Wang Buliuxing: How about having a face-to-face meeting with Wang Jiexi?

Wang Jiangnan: _(:з」∠)_

Wang Buliuxing:?

Wang Jiangnan: Didn't say a few words【Lost.jpg】

Wang Buliuxing: ...

Wang Jiangnan: But I added Jie Xida’s WeChat account, so I can chat anytime in the future [I’m so excited to circle around.jpg]

Wang Buliuxing: ...

Wang Jiexi looked at the word "Thank you" on WeChat without even a punctuation mark, and fell into deep thought.

……

Today, the signature dish of Tiny Herb Canteen is the secret stewed duck leg, which is cheap and has a large portion. Xu Bin beat a duck leg and is trying to fight against this duck leg. The unchanging truth, although this duck leg is cheap and plentiful, the duck meat is obviously too old to bite.

"If you have a friend who chats very well on Koukou, but can't speak a few words face-to-face in real life, and basically doesn't chat on WeChat, what will you do?"

Xu Bin finally gnawed down a piece of duck leg, and the captain who had been sitting opposite him and had finished his meal was holding a glass of Coke and asked with a deep expression on his face.

"Forehead……"

Xu Bin, who was gnawing on the duck leg, suddenly got stuck. He didn't know how to reply to his team leader. After all, he didn't have the kind of friends that he could only chat with on Knockout. If he could only chat on chat tools, in reality But basically can't speak a few words, which can also be classified as not good at socializing.But I can only chat on Knockout, but keep silent on WeChat. What's going on? Are you allergic to WeChat?They are all produced by Teng X, but can you only have a rejection reaction to one of the social software?What did WeChat do wrong that you want to reject it like this.

In the final analysis, why does the captain always talk to him about some things that don't match the horse's mouth? Is this a unique communication method of Tiny Herb? Sure enough, he still hasn't fully integrated into Tiny Herb, or is it that magicians are all This way of thinking is not in the same dimension as human beings.

Xu Bin was a little tired, he suddenly missed his old partner Yang Cong.

They are also the captains who made their debut in the third season, and his old partner seems to be more down-to-earth.

Fortunately, our magician Da Da has been very busy recently, so he didn't have time to sit here and wait for Xu Bin's answer. After finishing the Coke in the cup, he left with the plate.

Leaving Xu Bin sitting there mechanically chewing the old duck leg meat, while thinking about the question that his captain left him, but when he gnawed the duck leg until all the bones were left I didn't even think about how to answer.

Xu Bin took out his mobile phone, opened the button, found the account of his old partner Yang Cong, and sent him a message.

Alone: ​​Wang Jiexi is really a god.

There was a reply soon on the other side.

Landscape kill: ?

Xu Bin thought for a while and sent another message.

Live alone: ​​It feels like our way of thinking and his way of thinking are never on the same level.

After a while, a picture was slowly sent from the other side.

Scenery kill: [Heroes see the same thing.jpg]

The author has something to say:

My Jesse is big, how can he be so handsome QAQ

I'll show you a death at the speed of light【The one who died handsomely by Wang Jiexi】_(:з」∠)_