Very Straight Man [Entertainment]

How did the villain die?

Too much nonsense.

Mo Yunkui was like this, he regretted not kissing her directly.

If they had kissed directly, maybe the two of them could hug and kiss each other now.

It's a pity that there is no regret medicine in the world, and there is no way to meet such a good atmosphere again. He can't walk on the road and suddenly kiss Tang Xi deeply. If he really wants to do this, he will probably be beaten.

however.

Mo Yunkui still didn't understand Tang Xi very well.

Because at this time Tang Xi was also thinking about whether to hug Mo Yunkui and give him a deep kiss, and he always felt that Mo Yunkui was a little awkward.

Tang Xi sat on the sofa, and he asked, "When did you and your girlfriend kiss?"

Hu Yun raised his head in a daze, pointed back at himself, and asked, "Me? I don't have a girlfriend yet. Brother Tang, would you like to introduce me to one? I want a girl with long breasts and long thighs." elder sister."

Tang Xi looked at Hu Yuan's shy and expectant expression, and raised the corners of his mouth: "The idea is very good, but wishful thinking is a bit too much."

Hu Yuan's face was sullen, and he vowed in his heart to find a young lady with long breasts and thighs to scare Brother Tang.

He pursed his lips, and said in a muffled voice: "Brother Tang, Brother Deng said that he would shoot BxeAa's advertisement tomorrow, so he asked for three days' leave. I will pack your luggage for the flight at [-] o'clock in the morning."

Tang Xi said, "Understood."

And Hu Yuan immediately said: "Brother Tang, do you know that Xue Yingdi has won a big commercial today? A big commercial that can stand shoulder to shoulder with BxeAa."

"I didn't know before, but now I know." Tang Xi stood up and stretched, and said, "I'm going down to buy some barbecue, what do you want?"

Hu Yuan, who was sulking, was immediately happy. He raised his hand and shouted: "I want crayfish, and I want oysters."

Tang Xi held the mobile phone wallet, he smiled and said: "You still eat oysters, and there is nowhere to go when you make up."

Hu Yuan put his hips on his hips: "Brother Tang also said to me, you are 7 years older than me, and it's not like you don't have a companion!"

Tang Xi didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned around and left.

In the elevator, he rubbed his stomach, thinking that it was time to let go, to nourish Mo Yunkui.

With this beautiful thought in mind, Tang Xi ordered two dozen grilled oysters.

"The grilled enoki mushroom here is good, you can try it."

Tang Xi turned around and saw Xue Rong wearing a hat. He said, "Brother Xue, are you here to buy supper too? I thought you had to keep fit and eat two meals a day."

Xue Rong raised his chin and said, "In order to keep fit, I decided to have one meal a day, and this is the meal now."

Tang Xi also smiled.

Using supper as dinner, no matter whether it is joking or serious, the actor Xue in front of him is not a difficult person to get along with.

He said: "I heard that brother Xue accepted a good advertisement, congratulations."

Hearing this, Xue Rong looked at him. If the sincerity on Tangxi's face was not deceitful, then it would be really interesting. He came over and said, "You really don't know?"

Tang Xi really didn't know the meaning of Xue Rong's words, so he shook his head cooperatively.

Xue Rong smiled: "It is said on the Internet that you stole my BxeAa's advertisement. Although I and BxeAa's public relations have denied this, but because of the friendly relationship between you and me, someone is worried that you will Because the BxeAa commercial broke our friendship, that’s why I received a better commercial now.”

The focus of this passage is on 'someone'.

Xue Rong continued: "To be honest, I am quite envious of you. There is someone who can solve everything for you silently behind your back without rushing to claim credit. This person's starting point is not to please you, but to really want to treat you well. .”

Tang Xi immediately understood.

There is only one person who can have this ability and is willing to do so.

Xue Rong leaned over and said with a smile, "Then I'll tell you one more thing."

Tang Xi became curious and leaned over to listen.

Xue Rong said quietly: "At first, my assistant wanted me to hook up with someone to sell my ass, but who am I? Me, who do you think this person is for?"

Tang Xi had a strange expression on his face, and after a while, he stretched out his hand and patted Xue Rong's shoulder: "Since you ate such a big pancake, then pay for the supper for me."

With that said, he left with a packed midnight snack.

But Xue Rong, who was left behind, smiled, thinking that he was really smart, but he just made a show of being nice, and in exchange for a big opportunity, the most important thing is that his ass was not ruined by anyone.

Tang Xi, who left, smelled the aroma of grilled oysters, and felt a little unbearable even though she hadn't eaten yet.

He felt that if the person Xue Rong spoke of was by his side, he would be able to fight for three hundred rounds.

It's just a pity that people are not around.

In order not to let himself die of hunger and thirst, he didn't eat any of the two dozen oyster soups, and stuffed them all into Hu Yuan's stomach.

As a result, the next day, the kid had a nosebleed.

Tang Xi felt a little sorry, and when he was at the airport, he took out his wallet and asked the boy to buy it.

It made Hu Yuan wish he had a nosebleed every day.

……

The advertisement of BxeAa this time focuses on the elite mode.

There is no need to wear a pair of boxers to sell butcher like last time.

However, after Tang Xi came, he felt that instead of selling meat this time, he would sell rot.

He asked calmly: "Forgive me for being a little confused, why the elite mode has to let him lie in my arms to shoot, I don't think an elite man will let another man lie in his arms to talk about hands pocket watch."

When he was talking, Che Xingpu, who was still in a suit and leather shoes, was like a koala bear, rubbing his hands and feet against Tang Xi's body, with a look of enjoyment on his face.

It made Tang Xi feel that this person must not have taken medicine!

Tang Xi's words made the filming director a little uncomfortable.

Can he say that this theme came quietly because Che Xingpu gave him a few tickets to the drama privately?

However, looking at the effect now, it feels pretty good, the director said: "This is a bold attempt, maybe it will have a better effect in the market."

Tang Xi sneered, reached out and pulled Che Xingpu's hand off his chest, "BxeAa can try to let you be the director of the commercial, I think this idea is really bold enough."

The director coughed lightly and stopped talking. As expected, Tang Dangdang's name is worthy of its name.

Che Xingpu, who was torn away, was a little unhappy, and he said confidently: "You just let me figure out what's wrong! I also want to have some good luck."

Tang Xi didn't show any mercy, sat up and threw the man out by the back of his collar, holding his arms in his arms, and sneered, "Your father's surname is Tang and Xi, not Jin and Li."

Che Xingpu rolled his eyes and opened his mouth and said, "Papa Tang, give me some good luck."

Tang Xi covered his forehead, he felt that he had met an opponent, and when he met a brazen person like Che Xingpu, he would definitely not be able to beat him.

Che Xingpu won a big victory and took advantage of Tangxi a lot during the filming.

Then, when he was resting, he received a call from Jiang Yu, and the expression on his face became even happier. He immediately rushed to Tang Xi, looked at him as if he had seen a treasure, and said, "Papa Tang, I received a call from Tang Xi." It's a fire drama, you really are the guiding light in my life."

Tang Xi squinted at him and said nothing.

Che Xingpu hurriedly sat beside him, and asked, "What kind of commercial does Papa Tang plan to accept next? We're so in tune, how about a combination? A duo of handsome men?"

The corner of Tang Xi's mouth twitched, he somewhat missed the mold star who talked to him before.

"If you don't agree, I'll treat it as if you agreed!" Che Xingpu was overjoyed, and said again: "Let me know when you accept the advertisement, and I will go to the shoot with you. Half the price is fine. If we cooperate with you, I will You must get rid of the title of mold star!"

With one hand propped on his chin, Tang Xi said, "Okay, but I have to ask you one thing first."

Che Xingpu smiled obsequiously: "Father Tang, tell me."

Tang Xi reached out and rubbed her son's hair, and asked, "What kind of person is Mo Yunkui?"

Che Xingpu shrank back suddenly, with exaggerated panic on his face: "That mutant, my son reminds you, don't deal with him, don't let your son have to collect his body for you."

Tang Xi sighed, patted Che Xingpu's cheek sympathetically, and said, "My dear son, Dad has to collect your body first."

Che Xingpu didn't know it at first, but gradually felt that his hairs were standing on end, he didn't need to look back, he could already feel the taste of despair, the corners of his mouth drooped, and he cried out in grief: "A tiger's poison doesn't eat its child!"

Before he finished speaking, he retreated and ran away, not daring to look back at the evil star at all.

Tang Xi watched Meixing run away with both hands and feet, fell to the ground halfway, and crawled away without crying.

He couldn't help but click his tongue: "What did you do to Meixing, he is so afraid of you?"

One person walked forward, he recalled it for a while, and said uncertainly: "It seems that he was hung on a tree and smoked?"

Tang Xi raised his eyebrows: "So violent?"

Mo Yunkui thought for a while, then sat obediently beside Tang Xi, leaned his head slightly, and said, "I will never be violent to you."

After finishing speaking, he added a gentle sentence: "Even if you do something to me, I will not fight back."

Tang Xi had a weird look on his face, could it be that there was something in his words?He looked Mo Yunkui up and down, what a man, he actually loves that tune.

It's just that Tang Xi hesitated a little. He really hasn't been exposed to that kind of tune. It seems that the pornographic comics and videos of undressing can no longer satisfy him, and he has to work hard to find some tune-teaching videos. homework.

Mo Yunkui said: "I just passed the vegetable market, bought some vegetables and put them in the car, should I go back to your house or mine?"

Straightforward, Tang Xi likes it, he said with a smile: "Go to my house, I am used to kitchen utensils."

Mo Yunkui suggested: "The kitchen utensils in my house are the same as yours, why don't you try it, maybe you can get used to it?"

Tang Xi touched his chin: "Why do I think your intentions are not pure?"

So, Mo Yunkui with impure intentions brought Tang Xi who wanted to be impure and returned to Mo's villa.

The villa is not small, so Tang Xi took a rough look at it first, and then he was very interested in the open kitchen.

The kitchen here is very big, and basically has all kinds of kitchen utensils. Tangxi can find them with a spatula. These kitchen utensils are absolutely unused.

He said: "Your memory is good, you just went to my house once, and all the kitchen utensils were copied by you."

Just like what he said just now, the kitchen utensils that can be found in his house must also be found here. The more Tang Xi looked at it, the more amazed he was. You must know that the kitchen utensils in his house are of several different brands, and you can find them all. It was a lot of thought.

Tang Xi couldn't help but asked, "Could it be that the last time you went to my house, you paid all your attention to the kitchen?"

Mo Yunkui immediately expressed his feelings: "Most of them are on you."

Tang Xi nodded, with a half-smile: "In other words, I'm a little more attractive than pots and pans?"

Mo Yunkui was at a loss for words, he really wanted to go back to his room and look at the few books on chasing a wife on the bedside table, what should he do next.

Tang Xi ignored him, rolled up his sleeves and started to work.

Apart from acting, he really likes to cook by himself. After so many years of study, although it is not top-notch, it is not bad. Tang Xi is a little confident if he wants to win someone's stomach with delicious food.

Tang Xi showed off his cooking skills, and Mo Yunkui followed him and extended his hand from time to time, or chatted with Tang Xi.

After about half an hour, three dishes and one soup were placed on the table.

The dishes were not exquisite, but they had a homely taste. Not only did Mo Yunkui add two dinners, but he also swept away all the dishes.

After filling their stomachs, the two big men sat on the sofa again, watching TV and chatting.

Mo Yunkui felt a little overwhelmed, he turned his head slightly, looked at the man beside him, reached out and picked up his hand and put it on his abdomen, and said, "It's all because you made it so delicious, I'm so overwhelmed." Me, you have to rub it for me."

Tang Xi's eyes were dark, he smiled and said, "Your bottom is also a little bulging, do you want me to rub it for you too."

Mo Yunkui lowered his head and looked at the bulging part of his suit pants. He didn't show any shyness on his face, but just nodded in a muffled voice, which was very wide.

Tang Xi watched, he withdrew his hand, patted his thigh, licked his lower lip and said to him seductively: "Come on, sit on it, and I will rub it for you."

Mo Yunkui was stunned, he sat on Tangxi's lap with his thighs open?

Why does this pose always feel wrong? !