Brain Hole Collection of Mr. Accountant

My name is Luo Huiqing, male, I am 20 years old, and I am teaching singing in a high school classroom, um, in physical education class.Don’t ask me why I teach music in physical education class. The reason why I don’t want to take physical education outdoors is very normal when faced with high school boys whose average height is ten centimeters taller than mine in the back row of the classroom.

Take another look at the girls in the front row of the classroom scribbling and not knowing which class notes to take, and the few normal-growing high school boys lying on their desks to make up for the lack of sleep in adolescence that they will never get enough.It is not unreasonable for me to be named the most popular physical education teacher after only one semester.

If I had known that the principal asked me what kind of teacher I wanted to be, I would just say music teacher. Anyway, the class is in the classroom, and now I can avoid the contemptuous glances of the boys in the back row from time to time. What do you look at? The teacher speaks so loudly in class. I didn't mention you, you still look at the teacher like this, do you want to rebel?

After the get out of class bell, I packed my schoolbag and prepared to leave school. That’s right, I have a physical education class once a week, and I can go home after get off work and be a potato.

"Teacher." Xia Tian came over and said, "There is a new barbecue restaurant on the school street, do you want to go and see it together?"

I looked up at this overgrown high school student who was a head taller than me. Xia Tian was not sweet at all. She was 1.9 meters tall, with bulging chest and arms, and her hair was combed to the side. Standing upright, I don't know how much hair gel I used, but the facial features are very handsome, but at this time, he is wearing a disgusting Bala smile, which makes people lose their appetite.

Even wearing a school uniform, no one dares to provoke a social fan. I don’t know why his mother named her son Tian. You look at your husband and have no idea what your son will look like in the future?Also, don't smile so brightly, your mother's sweet smile is just a means for you to achieve your goal. Don't you know that I have been fooled so many times?

"I want to go back and make barbecue by myself." I said coldly, "Is the teacher a weak-willed person who will be tempted by barbecue?"

"The wife of the newly opened barbecue restaurant used to make desserts in a French restaurant, so their family has a French caramel chocolate parfait, which is spread on pistachio ice cream. After eating the barbecue, there is a piece, sweet and greasy." Xia Tian continued Allure said.

I continued to pack my schoolbag, even though I only put a mobile phone in it, "I'm not leaving yet."

Of course I'm a strong-willed person, and I can't be swayed by a barbecue, and it's almost as good as adding a dessert.

The school street is outside the school, and it is full of hungry high school students looking for food at the moment. It is not easy to pass through here. Xia Tian walks ahead to clear the way, and it will be much easier for me to walk behind him.He was afraid that I would be squeezed out, so he insisted that I grab the corner of his clothes.

Childish, am I a high school girl?Do you have the consciousness and basic respect for me as a teacher?

But I still tugged on his back, I was not afraid of being squeezed out, I was too lazy to argue with him before eating, I always insisted on small things, and my heart was not sorry for his big man.

The new restaurant opened on the upper floor of a restaurant, and he had to go up the stairs next to him. This time, Xia Tian asked me to walk ahead of him. See, he always takes care of me like a child.

Who is the brother.

The layout of the restaurant is very simple and elegant, it doesn’t look like a barbecue restaurant, and there is no barbecue stove on the table, but the menu delivered is still a barbecue menu, “You order meat, and I will give you a camera number later, and then you can Use your mobile phone to see the state of the meat being roasted in the back kitchen.

I kept my face calm and didn't want to reveal that I was an untouched country bumpkin. I just nodded calmly and said, "You can only see the color on your mobile phone, but the fun of barbecue lies in the color and smell. It's a pity that you can't smell the taste."

I chose my favorite pork belly, chicken drumsticks, prawns, and steak. I chose mint and blue orange sparkling water for my drink. Xia Tian expressed helplessness for me to choose such a colored drink. I shrugged. Who cares what he thinks, blue Ice cubes are added to the colored sparkling water, which makes me feel happy just looking at it.

Xia Tian used the video on her mobile phone to show me the actual barbecue. I can see it, but I can’t smell it. Who cares? Save your stomach and concentrate on eating meat." Xia Tian said.

"You care so much." I said angrily.

"It's not a pity that I won't be able to eat delicious meat later." Xia Tian coaxed the child.

Who cares about him.

The restaurant is playing a Japanese movie, secretly in love with the teacher, a young boy and a young girl, met a classmate when they were dating on the street outside the school, and the female classmate said to the male lead when she saw the male lead and the teacher playing, " This is not good for the teacher?" However, the male protagonist and the female teacher left and secretly hooked hands when they couldn't see their classmates.

"Is falling in love with a teacher so exciting?" People at the next table were discussing.

I looked at Xia Tian, ​​"Is it that exciting to fall in love with the teacher?" I deliberately dragged on the question, and touched him restlessly with my feet under the table.

Unexpectedly, he put his legs together, clamped my legs between his legs, and said to me with a disgusted smile, "Does the teacher say it's exciting?"

His two legs were like steel, and I couldn't pull them out, so I said angrily, "How do I know, I don't fall in love with the teacher."

"The teacher is in love with the student now." Xia Tian approached and said in a low voice.

I rolled my eyes, "If you weren't begging for nothing, would I be able to be a teacher? I'm still a college student, and I'm very busy with my studies every day."

"I wanted my dear to be a math teacher, but my dear became a physical education teacher." Xia Tian said, "I see the math teacher five days a week, at least one class a day, sometimes two more, and self-study , but the physical education teacher only has one class a week."

"I just want to see my dear side more." Xia Tian said pretending to be pitiful, God knows that his big man's grievances will only make people feel creepy.

"The book says that even lovers should learn to give each other space." I said. "You don't even have a boarding house. People who go home to sleep every day and meet people every day, if you say something like this, do you believe it?"

"But my mother said that you should take good care of me." Xia Tian said.

I really don't even want to roll my eyes anymore. We are neighbors, and our relationship with each other's parents is pretty good. Xia Tian has followed me like a follower since she was a child.But in a blink of an eye, my well-behaved younger brother ate pig feed and became a social brother. This made me feel so embarrassing that I didn't grow up in high school.

Xia Tian doesn't like to study, but I am on the contrary. It should be natural that I can't play together, but Xia Tian still likes to cling to me as a child, and Xia's mother thinks that her son will only be interested in learning if he follows me, so please take care of me. The younger brother studies.

Originally, I really wanted to be a good teacher. Even if Xia Tian was stupid, I would treat him with more patience than others.

How could he have thought that he was a wolf in sheep's clothing, drunken man's wine was not in wine, he was arrogant and bold, and he would be eaten up when he thought of being ignorant, and there was no peace after that, waking up with butt pain and low back pain every day Come on, I really can't eat barbecue just thinking about it.

Xia Tianxu saw my face change, and quickly put a basket full of popcorn towards me. I am ashamed of how quick he is at observing words and expressions. Sometimes I don’t even know I’m going to have a seizure. , he was able to react as soon as possible and suffocate my seizures in the cradle.

I stared at him, I don't even want to eat barbecue, how many popcorns can I buy?

Xia Tian looked at my expression, "Why don't I go buy a Maixuanfeng after dinner?"

"Mike Xuanfeng is half price for the second one." I said, Xia Tian showed embarrassment, he doesn't eat desserts very much, but if I am allowed to eat two Mai Xuanfeng at a time, it means the sun is coming out from the west.

"We don't lack the second half-price money." Xia Tian said.

"Don't take advantage of the cheap bastard." I said, as long as there is a second half price, I will buy two, otherwise I feel that I am at a disadvantage.

"Then buy two." Xia Tian said, "One for you and one for me."

"You don't eat it, what do you use it for?" I asked, thinking that he is not a person who wastes things, and I don't know how to eat it myself, so I raised my eyebrows, "Which little fairy outside are you going to give it to?"

Xia Tian showed his disgusting smile again, "I'll sell it to a classmate, and ask him to buy two after school tomorrow, share one with me, and then take it back for you to eat."

"Hmph." I thought, what kind of silly circuit is this, your classmates must think you are a petty and strange person.Forget it, what your classmates think of you is none of my business.I can also have a McSwirl tomorrow.

The mood is so good.

At this time, the barbecue has also been served, very fragrant, I can't wait, Xia Tian rolled a lettuce wrap for me to eat, and then waited quietly for me, and then went back to the past.

I glared at him, this is outside, even if the male and female lovers next door are not feeding each other, I don't want to lose this person.

But Xia Tian just looked at me like this, I can ignore him eating enough, but thinking that he will go back to class after the afternoon break, if he is not full, he will be hungry all afternoon.

Pulled a lettuce leaf, wrapped three heads of garlic, and a little crispy radish, wrapped it up for him to eat, that idiot happily ate it, then cut up the meat and put it on my plate, and peeled the shrimp Shell, the ribs I ordered, also chose the most beautiful one and put it on my plate.

Seeing how well-behaved he was, I wrapped him another lettuce wrap wrapped in fat barbecue and perfect dipping sauce, "Eat yours, don't laugh so disgustingly, it affects my appetite."

I was full first, and he was responsible for wiping out everything on the table.The French parfait is only for me. The square French parfait is placed on top of the caramelized peanuts. On the parfait, there is nougat squeezed into the shape of a meringue bubble. There is a piece of chocolate on it. When the chocolate sauce is poured on it, the chocolate chips will melt. , perfectly wrapped in nougat, served with a perfectly football-shaped dollop of ice cream with chopped pistachios.

"It's super delicious." After I ate a spoonful, I scooped up a spoonful for Xia Tian. "It's not inferior to the desserts in high-end restaurants."

Although Xia Tian ate it, his expression was obviously not as enjoyable as mine. He nodded to express his agreement with me, "This dessert is also the most expensive in this restaurant, and it has the price of a high-end restaurant dessert."

"I don't know if I can deliver takeaway or not." I said while eating, "It would be nice to have such a dessert at home at night."

"You will get tired of eating every day." Xia Tian said, "So, if you come to accompany me to self-study class on Friday, you will eat again."

"Look at my itinerary." Although I really want to come and agree with Xia Tian's suggestion, I still need to be reserved on the surface.

I am a man of principle.

I am two years older than Xia Tian, ​​and now I am a third-year student. Xia Tian, ​​relying on her special status as a senior high school student, insisted on letting me become a teacher in his high school, otherwise I would not be interested in studying.I thought that I would concentrate on my postgraduate entrance examination after the college entrance examination, and I would not be able to stay with him for long, so I agreed to him in order to prevent him from making trouble in the future.

If I take a physical education class, I can still make time.

Although our family is neighbors, there is actually a big garden between them. Both parents are often away from home. Xia Tian will ask my brother to protect him on the grounds that he is afraid of being alone at home.

With what to protect him?ass?

Lie on Xia Tian and let him do weight-bearing push-ups, while testing his recitation of ancient poems, "Will you come to accompany me in self-study tomorrow?" Xia Tian asked.

"Whispering, when did I go back on what I promised?" I said.But Xia Tian suddenly asked me to accompany him to the self-study, I had a bad feeling.

He is a man of no advantage.

But soon I put this worry behind me, Xia Tian would not sell me anyway.

But it turns out that Xia Tian's lower limit is far beyond my expectation, what he wants, I would rather let him sell me.

The next boyfriend will definitely not be as unscrupulous as Xia Tian.

In the self-study room, I replaced the homeroom teacher to take care of the evening self-study of these seniors. Don’t ask why the physical education teacher can come to take the self-study class instead. I am a super college student myself, and the teacher is very willing for me to pass on some experience to the younger students.Although the reason why I came to be a teacher is not so grand and just.

I'm not happy with a stinky face now, and no one would be happy with a frisky little thing stuck in their body.

Xia Tian was sitting in the last row, and she was still bowing her head in a gesture of studying hard. Bastard, she was not studying at all, and she was playing with the little remote control while clapping her head down. Sitting down, even lying on the podium to cover up the flush on the face and the unstoppable water in the eyes.

"Teacher, I can't do this question?" Xia Tian raised her hand.

I glared at him, but at least the things in my body stopped vibrating. I walked towards him slowly, and before I got to his seat, he suddenly pressed the remote control, and I fell on top of him with a weak leg. □ disappeared in his arms.

"Teacher, what's the matter with you? Is there something uncomfortable? I'll take you to the infirmary." Xia Tian said anxiously, holding me up to go outside.

My face must be very red now, facing the students who are worried about this sudden change, I feel a little ashamed, I can only apologize to the monitor and say, "I'm not feeling well, let Xia Tian take me to the infirmary first, The squad leader sat in front and watched the self-study for the teacher."

Xia Tian supported me to walk in the corridor, and then he hugged me after going up the dark stairs. He hugged me with his forced arms like a child, and we kissed while walking, without thinking about surveillance or anything , If you are photographed, you can photograph it, same-sex, teacher-student conflict, if this is the excitement Xia Tian wants, I will play with him.

I don't know how far I walked, Xia Tian carried me to an empty classroom, just sat down and unbuttoned my pants, and let me sit on top of him, before the small thing was taken out, another big thing went in, I looked up Nodding his head, he opened his mouth silently and panted.

Xia Tian stuffed her fingers into my mouth.

"Are you comfortable, teacher?" Xia Tian sipped my ear and asked.

I looked back at him with my finger in my mouth, "Is that why you insisted on me being a teacher?"

I don't know if my current appearance is sensational, but Xia Tian obviously can't stand it, and it's not his fault, young people, the concentration is relatively poor, he got up and pushed me to the wall, shaking quickly and hard waist, I held his hand tremblingly, the sound of sticky water and the sound of slapping meat seemed particularly embarrassed in the darkness.

He shrugged and led me to the glass. Through the glass, he could see study rooms full of students in the teaching building next door. "Look, teacher, everyone is studying by themselves."

"Teacher, what are you doing here if you're not watching your classmates studying by themselves in the classroom?"

"I'm resigning tomorrow." I said through gritted teeth.

The author has something to say:

In fact, in my dream, I had finished writing this story, and then I also dreamed that I ate a dragon fruit raw, and my mother bought plums back, but when I woke up, there was no dragon fruit, no plums, it didn’t matter, I It is still possible to finish writing this segment.

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