Mr. Chinese

At work the next day, Jin Xunfeng began to settle accounts after autumn.

Before opening the store, he took advantage of his height to push the bartender and grandma Hui into a corner, with a fierce look on his face: "You guys ganged up to play me yesterday?"

The bartender is Xu Chen, who is a few years older than them, with shoulder-length hair, male and female, but with facial paralysis all the year round.Grandma Hui's name is Zhang Liu. Like Jin Xunfeng, she is a college student, and she often skips classes, but her brain is not bright, and she has been repeated for a year.

When Xu Chen heard Jin Xunfeng's accusation, he just said indifferently: "If you want to drink, blame me."

Jin Xunfeng was furious: "I didn't ask you to drink me a 40-degree bar!"

Xu Chen pushed his glasses: "Who told you to threaten me with me?"

"Wow, you still have the guts to say that you still blame me for posting your own sex?" Jin Xunfeng was very aggrieved, "I didn't blame you for letting me have needle eyes!"

Xu Chen: "That's because you and the boss use the same avatar, that stupid paper man."

Jin Xunfeng: "You let him change it, I won't change it anyway."

Sakuragi Hanamichi, childhood idol, sacred and inviolable.

Xu Chen snorted, but didn't answer, if he could change it, he would have changed it sooner.An old man who is almost 40 years old doesn't know what he is insisting on.

When Jin Xunfeng and Xu Chen were fighting each other, Zhang Liu bent over because he was thin, trying to escape from Jin Xunfeng's "bronze wall and iron wall".

"Can't wait?" Jin Xunfeng grabbed Zhang Liu.

Seeing that there was no hope of escape, Zhang Liu began to laugh: "Brother Feng, you have something to say."

Jin Xunfeng said coldly: "I know all about the crimes you committed last night."

"Hey, don't blame me, it's Brother Xu Chen, he said it was your old friend, that's why we sent someone to take you away." Having said that, Zhang Liu looked gossipy, "Could something happen last night? "

Jin Xunfeng was silent for a while, then picked up his sleeves and trouser legs, showed them the bruises and bruises on his body, and asked them to touch the back of his shriveled head. Finally, he concluded: "This is what I suffered last night. atrocities to come."

Zhang Liu was stunned, and said in a daze: "I didn't expect the teacher to have such a heavy taste. If I knew it, I would go for you. Although he is a man, if I don't have sex, I can barely accept male S. "

Jin Xunfeng: "...Bastard, what are you thinking? Our teacher is pure and clean, so you can defile him?"

Zhang Liu looked regretful: "Then I'd better continue chasing my Sister S."

Zhang Liu chased a 29-year-old female white-collar worker. When she came to the bar for the first time, Zhang Liu said that she fell in love at first sight. A year of pursuit, of course, without success.

During the Spring Festival last year, Zhang Liu was so drunk that he hugged Jinxunfeng's motorcycle and called his sister, never letting go.I was thrown into the snow by Jin Xunfeng who was about to go home, and lay drunk all night.

As the saying goes, ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge. Ten months later, classmate Zhang Liu finally took revenge in the snow.It's just that this time Jin Xunfeng was caught by Jin Xunfeng and forced him to take out the garbage for half a month.

***

Not long after the store opened, Beipu came and asked for a bottle of wine directly, which was an obvious act of getting drunk.

"Brother Feng, please chat with me."

Jin Xunfeng raised his eyebrows: "Have you recovered from your hemorrhoids?"

"Fuck, forget it, my boyfriend ended up fucking breaking up with me because of my hemorrhoids."

Jin Xunfeng thought for a while, and seemed to have some impressions: "Just that boyfriend you met in the swimming pool that time?"

"You mean Shen Tian? It's been a long time since we broke up. He already has an ex. I met my ex in the library. Tsk, I haven't let you meet yet."

Jin Xunfeng was surprised: "Are you still going to the library?"

"I went to study the "Sexual Classic", and I didn't expect to meet my ex there. I planned to try all the positions in the "Sexual Classic" with him, but I broke up after trying less than one-tenth of it. .”

Jin Xunfeng thought for a while, and felt something was wrong: "But didn't you say you were going to have an operation?"

Bei Pu looked gloomy: "...he thinks the chrysanthemum will loosen after the operation."

Jin Xunfeng: "..."

I can't comfort myself anymore.

Bei Pu drank another glass of wine, very sad: "Hasn't he heard of ten men and nine hemorrhoids? Is there a man without any traces on the chrysanthemum? Brother Feng, tell me honestly, you have it too?"

Jin Xunfeng shook his head: "I haven't."

Xu Chen, who was mixing drinks, interjected, "Me neither."

Bei Pu was very hurt and couldn't believe it: "You must be lying to me..."

The more you drink, the more you can speak Mandarin.

He also said: "And he dislikes me for being too long-lasting, you judge, is there such a person? I don't dislike him for short and quick shots! He shoots every time in less than 5 minutes. I recorded it with a stopwatch. He never inserted From time to time, the shortest time was 2 minutes and 56 seconds, rounded up to only 3 minutes! The old man in his [-]s and [-]s lasted longer than him."

Jin Xunfeng: "... Regardless of whether the old man in his [-]s or [-]s can still be tough, it's amazing that you use a stopwatch to record."

"It's a little bit," Bei Pu nodded, "Actually, I want to use minutes, but he is too short. If I count by minutes, I'm afraid his time will be even shorter. That kind of behavior is too hurtful, and I can't do it. "

Jin Xunfeng shook his head: "I think the weird thing is not using a stopwatch, but that you are recording how long your bed partner can be hard."

"Let's do it this way," Bei Pu said with a matter-of-fact expression, "Brother Feng, you haven't had a girlfriend. When you do, your partner will definitely treat you the same way when they go to bed."

Jin Xunfeng showed contempt on his face, expressing his disbelief.

"Virgins are a headache," Bei Pu sighed, and then asked Xu Chen, "Brother, I have a personal question for you. How long can your bed partner be hard?"

Xu Chen thought for a while, but was a little uncertain: "About half an hour?"

Jin Xunfeng looked surprised: "You actually answered??"

Is it true that everyone records how long each other can be hard when they go to bed?

Xu Chen continued: "We usually play Butterfly Lovers when we go to bed. The full version takes about 26 minutes, which is just enough for us to finish."

Jin Xunfeng: "..."

Bei Pu: "..."

Suffocating manipulations, embarrassing silences.

Hey, what are you talking about?Just at this time, Zhang Liu leaned over his hairy head, "You don't call me for fishing, be careful and I will expose you to the boss."

Jin Xunfeng was very calm: "Chatting with customers is also one of our jobs."

Xu Chen didn't care either: "Tell the boss that Liang Zhu will be released when he goes to bed."

Zhang Liu: "..."

"Wait, the boss wants to listen to Butterfly Lovers when he goes to bed?" Xu Chen was surprised, "Wouldn't the soothing music wither instantly?"

Xu Chen shook his head: "You don't know that, do you? The boss is old and won't get up soon."

Zhang Liu nodded, deeply sympathetic: "So, a beautiful sister still has to find someone who is younger than her. Isn't the setting of little fresh meat and little milk dog very popular now."

Jin Xunfeng: "..."

Isn't the point that Xu Chen slept with the boss? ? ?

That night, the boss began to torment Xu Chen, and asked while tossing: "You said Liang Zhu is very soothing? You said I won't get up soon?"

That night, Xu Chen finally recalled the fear of being dominated seven times in one night, and the pain of his butt blooming.

And now, Bei Pu is still chattering about his predecessor Rapid Fire: "He is completely below the average of my boyfriend, not even a fraction! He can do it twice at most! He is also very short!"

Bei Pu talked about it all night, and everyone was no longer surprised.

"He still thinks my butt is too big and too upturned, saying that his thing can't get in! Is this what a number one should say? Fuck, most people with my body are envious of me. My muscles are as small as I walk. Jumping like a squirrel, he's not happy yet."

Jin Xunfeng couldn't help asking: "Then why did you like him before?"

"Handsome, like Peng Yuyan, I'm hard when I look at it, I didn't expect to be the quick-fire king. Hey, do you think Peng Yuyan is also the quick-fire king?"

Jin Xunfeng: "...be careful not to be drowned by the spittle of his fans."

"I'm just thinking about it..." Bei Pu narrowed his eyes, but his expression became more and more obscene, obviously thinking of something that shouldn't be.

"Hey, hey, that's enough for you," Jin Xunfeng couldn't stand it any longer, "Just think about your extravagant thoughts, don't tell me."

Bei Pu rolled his eyes: "Virgins are trouble."

"Is there any trouble with you guys?"

Bei Pu didn't come back this time, but nodded with deep sympathy: "It's quite troublesome, and sometimes I will pick out a lump when I go to bed..."

Jin Xunfeng quickly interrupted: "Shut up!"

"Tsk, even you don't understand me anymore," Bei Pu took a sip of wine, tears streaming down his face, "What a good brother you promised!"

Unmoved, Jin Xunfeng called a car directly to drive Beipu back.

Beipu shouted: "I don't want to leave, I still want to drink."

"I don't even look at what wine you ordered," Jin Xunfeng said hurriedly, "You have to keep drinking, you have to mortgage all your underwear here tonight."

Bei Pu slurred his speech: "Bet on it, my original underwear is worth a lot."

Jin Xunfeng: "... No matter how disgusting you are, I won't care about you."

Jin Xunfeng was quite bluffing when his face was sullen. Beipu probably got scared and didn't dare to stay any longer.

Jin Xunfeng: "Do you still go to the gym after drinking so much? Don't die from brain congestion, right?"

Bei Pu is fearless: "I exercise regularly, my blood vessels are thick, and I am not afraid of cerebral congestion."

Jin Xunfeng: "..."

Thick blood vessels should be more worried about cerebral congestion.

After the car arrived, Jin Xunfeng told the driver Qian Ding Lingwan to take him back to school.But he didn't expect that Bei Pu went to the gym drunk and made a big deal - he actually gave mouth to a strange man!